《The Credit Card Song》歌词

[00:00:00] The Credit Card Song - Dick Feller

[00:00:04] Well I guess this story must begin

[00:00:05] That fateful day a way back when

[00:00:07] I decided I should have a credit card

[00:00:11] So I filled out this application

[00:00:14] Listed all my recommendations

[00:00:16] Sent it off in the mail

[00:00:17] And in a month or so the mailman

[00:00:19] Brought me my brand new charge all card

[00:00:22] Better than checks

[00:00:24] Safer than money

[00:00:25] And not near as dirty

[00:00:29] Well it laid around for a couple of days

[00:00:31] And finally I thought what the hay

[00:00:33] Why not see if this thing 'll really work

[00:00:37] So I went down to my favorite store

[00:00:39] Picked out three or four shirts or more

[00:00:41] A pair of pants and a striped tie

[00:00:43] And the man came by and said

[00:00:45] Yes Sir cash or charge

[00:00:47] I said yes put it on my credit card

[00:00:49] Write that dude up ahhh convenient

[00:00:55] Now I put that card away in a drawer

[00:00:57] And I never charged one dollar more

[00:00:59] Then one day in the mail I got this bill

[00:01:03] Typed on a card all full of holes

[00:01:05] That says do not staple bend or fold

[00:01:07] Was the astronomical figure of thirty two hundred dollars

[00:01:10] And forty two cents when

[00:01:13] There's been a mistake

[00:01:15] So I got on the phone hello hello

[00:01:21] I got Mr Black and Mr Brown

[00:01:23] And then I got the run a round

[00:01:25] 'Til finally Mr Green came on the line

[00:01:29] I said Sir this may be hard to take

[00:01:31] But your computer's made a mistake

[00:01:33] It says I owe more money than I've ever seen

[00:01:36] And he said people like you make mistakes

[00:01:39] Computers do not lie

[00:01:41] Send us the bread P D Q

[00:01:47] Well this had just about done me in

[00:01:49] So I grabbed that computer card again

[00:01:51] The one with all those holes punched out so nice

[00:01:55] And I threw it on the floor and I stomped it twice

[00:01:57] And then I whipped out my pocket knife

[00:01:59] And punched out a few more holes

[00:02:00] Where there hadn't been no holes before

[00:02:02] And I bent it double

[00:02:04] Stapled it across the end

[00:02:07] Drove my car over it

[00:02:09] Stick that up your computer

[00:02:13] I sent her back in and never heard no more

[00:02:15] 'Til one day the mailman came to the door

[00:02:17] With a special delivery from the charge all place

[00:02:21] Inside was a note from Mr Green

[00:02:23] Said we ran your card through our machine

[00:02:25] And it tells us that you overpaid your bill

[00:02:28] Enclosed is a check payable to you

[00:02:31] For nine thousand dollars

[00:02:34] We appreciate your business

[00:02:39] Well I got back on the phone again called Mr Green

[00:02:42] And he was I

[00:02:43] And I said I think there is something you should know

[00:02:47] Then I told him what the computer had done

[00:02:49] And I said just remember you're the one

[00:02:52] That told me computer's do not lie

[00:02:55] Thank you