《The Credit Card Song》歌词
[00:00:00] The Credit Card Song - Dick Feller
[00:00:04] Well I guess this story must begin
[00:00:05] That fateful day a way back when
[00:00:07] I decided I should have a credit card
[00:00:11] So I filled out this application
[00:00:14] Listed all my recommendations
[00:00:16] Sent it off in the mail
[00:00:17] And in a month or so the mailman
[00:00:19] Brought me my brand new charge all card
[00:00:22] Better than checks
[00:00:24] Safer than money
[00:00:25] And not near as dirty
[00:00:29] Well it laid around for a couple of days
[00:00:31] And finally I thought what the hay
[00:00:33] Why not see if this thing 'll really work
[00:00:37] So I went down to my favorite store
[00:00:39] Picked out three or four shirts or more
[00:00:41] A pair of pants and a striped tie
[00:00:43] And the man came by and said
[00:00:45] Yes Sir cash or charge
[00:00:47] I said yes put it on my credit card
[00:00:49] Write that dude up ahhh convenient
[00:00:55] Now I put that card away in a drawer
[00:00:57] And I never charged one dollar more
[00:00:59] Then one day in the mail I got this bill
[00:01:03] Typed on a card all full of holes
[00:01:05] That says do not staple bend or fold
[00:01:07] Was the astronomical figure of thirty two hundred dollars
[00:01:10] And forty two cents when
[00:01:13] There's been a mistake
[00:01:15] So I got on the phone hello hello
[00:01:21] I got Mr Black and Mr Brown
[00:01:23] And then I got the run a round
[00:01:25] 'Til finally Mr Green came on the line
[00:01:29] I said Sir this may be hard to take
[00:01:31] But your computer's made a mistake
[00:01:33] It says I owe more money than I've ever seen
[00:01:36] And he said people like you make mistakes
[00:01:39] Computers do not lie
[00:01:41] Send us the bread P D Q
[00:01:47] Well this had just about done me in
[00:01:49] So I grabbed that computer card again
[00:01:51] The one with all those holes punched out so nice
[00:01:55] And I threw it on the floor and I stomped it twice
[00:01:57] And then I whipped out my pocket knife
[00:01:59] And punched out a few more holes
[00:02:00] Where there hadn't been no holes before
[00:02:02] And I bent it double
[00:02:04] Stapled it across the end
[00:02:07] Drove my car over it
[00:02:09] Stick that up your computer
[00:02:13] I sent her back in and never heard no more
[00:02:15] 'Til one day the mailman came to the door
[00:02:17] With a special delivery from the charge all place
[00:02:21] Inside was a note from Mr Green
[00:02:23] Said we ran your card through our machine
[00:02:25] And it tells us that you overpaid your bill
[00:02:28] Enclosed is a check payable to you
[00:02:31] For nine thousand dollars
[00:02:34] We appreciate your business
[00:02:39] Well I got back on the phone again called Mr Green
[00:02:42] And he was I
[00:02:43] And I said I think there is something you should know
[00:02:47] Then I told him what the computer had done
[00:02:49] And I said just remember you're the one
[00:02:52] That told me computer's do not lie
[00:02:55] Thank you
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