《Big Shot》歌词

[00:00:01] Big Shot (2007 Digital Remaster) - Bonzo Dog Band

[00:00:05] I am the Big Shot

[00:00:19] You heard me right the first time

[00:00:20] Name of bachelor Johnny Cool

[00:00:22] Occupation: big shot

[00:00:25] Occupation at the moment: just having fun

[00:00:28] What a party that was

[00:00:29] The drinks were loaded and so were the dolls

[00:00:31] I narrowed my eyes and poured a stiff Manhattan

[00:00:34] Then I saw Hotsy

[00:00:37] What a dame a big bountiful babe

[00:00:38] In the region of 48-23-38 One hell of a region

[00:00:44] She had the hottest lips since Hiroshima

[00:00:46] I had to stand back for fear of being burned

[00:00:50] "Whisky wow wow" I breathed;

[00:00:52] She was dressed as Biffo the Bear

[00:00:55] In that kind of outfit

[00:00:57] She could get rolled at night

[00:00:59] And I don't mean on a crap table

[00:01:06] "It's kind of revealing isn't it "

[00:01:09] "Revealing It's positively risque I like it "

[00:01:11] She said "You're the man of a thousand G's right "

[00:01:14] "A thousand what " I quipped

[00:01:15] "Why G-man girls guns guts You're my type"

[00:01:19] "Wrong baby " I slapped her hard "I'm an L-man

[00:01:22] Strictly liquor love and laughs"

[00:01:24] She stared over my shoulder "Play it cool Johnny "

[00:01:27] "Play it what " I flipped

[00:01:29] I fought my way up from tough East-Side New York

[00:01:31] Lead-filled socks and sub-machine guns Like this "

[00:01:40] She said "Johnny this is a deadly game

[00:01:42] Have a few laughs and go home "

[00:01:45] I shuddered Normally I pack a rod in pyjamas;

[00:01:48] I carry nothing but scars from Normandy Beach

[00:01:50] I said "Wrong baby you can't fool me "

[00:01:53] She spat playfully "I'm ahead of you Johnny "

[00:01:57] I studied the swell of her enormous boobs and said

[00:02:02] "Baby you're so far ahead it's beautiful "

[00:02:48] "You you are you're eccentric I like that "

[00:02:51] "Electric Cherie bug off my rocket tu comprends "

[00:02:54] We spoke French fluently

[00:02:55] Our lips met again and again

[00:02:58] "Yeah yeah yeah " I slobbered

[00:02:59] Hotsy said "You're slobbering all over the seat kid "

[00:03:03] I went home late Very late

[00:03:05] What could I say to my wife

[00:03:07] "Darling I've been beaten up again"

[00:03:09] Let's face it she's credulous as hell

[00:03:11] A punk stopped me on the street

[00:03:14] He said "You got a light mac "

[00:03:16] I said "No but I've got a dark brown overcoat "