《Skipper Dan》歌词

[00:00:02] Skipper Dan-Weird Al Yankovic

[00:00:07] I starred in every high school play

[00:00:10] Blew every drama teacher away

[00:00:14] Graduated first in my class at Juilliard

[00:00:21] Took every acting workshop I could

[00:00:25] And I dreamed of Hollywood

[00:00:29] While I read my Uta Hagen and studied the Bard

[00:00:37] Hit the boards and paid my dues

[00:00:40] And got phenomenal rave reviews

[00:00:44] I knew the world was gonna love me without a doubt

[00:00:50] I was sure that Tarantino would be callin＇ me on the phone

[00:00:55] Annie Leibovitz would shoot me for Rolling Stone

[00:00:58] But the years have come and gone

[00:01:01] And I＇m sorry to say that＇s not the way that it＇s all worked out

[00:01:06] I＇m a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride

[00:01:10] Skipper Dan is the name

[00:01:13] And I＇m doin＇ 34 shows every day

[00:01:17] And every time it＇s the same

[00:01:21] Look at those hippos they＇re wigglin＇ their ears

[00:01:25] Just like they＇ve done for the last 50 years

[00:01:28] Now I＇m laughin＇ at my own jokes but I＇m cryin＇ inside

[00:01:32] ＇Cause I＇m workin＇ on the Jungle Cruise ride

[00:01:41] Oh the critics they used to say

[00:01:44] I was the new Olivier

[00:01:48] Thought I＇d be the toast of Sundance or maybe Cannes

[00:01:55] Aw but don＇t bother tryin＇ to IMDb me

[00:01:59] The only place you might possibly see me

[00:02:03] Is ridin＇ my little boat around Adventureland

[00:02:09] It ain＇t exactly what I planned

[00:02:11] But I＇m a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride

[00:02:14] Skipper Dan is the name

[00:02:18] And I＇m doin＇ 34 shows every day

[00:02:22] And every time it＇s the same

[00:02:26] I would＇ve killed if I＇d been in ＂Speed The Plow＂

[00:02:29] But what＇s the difference that＇s all behind me now

[00:02:33] ＇Cause I＇m payin＇ the rent and I＇m swallowin＇ my pride

[00:02:36] And I＇m workin＇ on the Jungle Cruise ride

[00:02:41] I should be there on Broadway

[00:02:42] Knockin＇ ＇em dead in ＂12 Angry Men＂

[00:02:48] But instead I＇m here tellin＇ these lame jokes

[00:02:51] Again and again and again and again and again and again and again

[00:02:59] Bengal Tigers can jump over 20 feet

[00:03:04] That＇s an African bull elephant

[00:03:08] And there it is the backside of water

[00:03:12] What have I done with my life

[00:03:14] I shoulda listened when my grandfather said

[00:03:17] ＂Why don＇t you major in business instead ＂

[00:03:21] Now my hopes have all vanished and my dreams have all died

[00:03:23] And I＇ll probably work forever as a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride

[00:03:30] Skipper Dan is the name

[00:03:34] And I＇m doin＇ 34 shows every day

[00:03:37] And every time it＇s the same

[00:03:41] Look at those hippos they＇re wigglin＇ their ears

[00:03:45] Somebody shoot me ＇cause I＇m bored to tears

[00:03:48] Always said I＇d be famous I guess that I lied

[00:03:52] ＇Cause I＇m workin＇ on the Jungle Cruise ride

[00:03:56] I＇m still workin＇ on the Jungle Cruise ride