《Skipper Dan》歌词

[00:00:02] Skipper Dan-Weird Al Yankovic
[00:00:07] I starred in every high school play
[00:00:10] Blew every drama teacher away
[00:00:14] Graduated first in my class at Juilliard
[00:00:21] Took every acting workshop I could
[00:00:25] And I dreamed of Hollywood
[00:00:29] While I read my Uta Hagen and studied the Bard
[00:00:37] Hit the boards and paid my dues
[00:00:40] And got phenomenal rave reviews
[00:00:44] I knew the world was gonna love me without a doubt
[00:00:50] I was sure that Tarantino would be callin' me on the phone
[00:00:55] Annie Leibovitz would shoot me for Rolling Stone
[00:00:58] But the years have come and gone
[00:01:01] And I'm sorry to say that's not the way that it's all worked out
[00:01:06] I'm a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride
[00:01:10] Skipper Dan is the name
[00:01:13] And I'm doin' 34 shows every day
[00:01:17] And every time it's the same
[00:01:21] Look at those hippos they're wigglin' their ears
[00:01:25] Just like they've done for the last 50 years
[00:01:28] Now I'm laughin' at my own jokes but I'm cryin' inside
[00:01:32] 'Cause I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride
[00:01:41] Oh the critics they used to say
[00:01:44] I was the new Olivier
[00:01:48] Thought I'd be the toast of Sundance or maybe Cannes
[00:01:55] Aw but don't bother tryin' to IMDb me
[00:01:59] The only place you might possibly see me
[00:02:03] Is ridin' my little boat around Adventureland
[00:02:09] It ain't exactly what I planned
[00:02:11] But I'm a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride
[00:02:14] Skipper Dan is the name
[00:02:18] And I'm doin' 34 shows every day
[00:02:22] And every time it's the same
[00:02:26] I would've killed if I'd been in "Speed The Plow"
[00:02:29] But what's the difference that's all behind me now
[00:02:33] 'Cause I'm payin' the rent and I'm swallowin' my pride
[00:02:36] And I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride
[00:02:41] I should be there on Broadway
[00:02:42] Knockin' 'em dead in "12 Angry Men"
[00:02:48] But instead I'm here tellin' these lame jokes
[00:02:51] Again and again and again and again and again and again and again
[00:02:59] Bengal Tigers can jump over 20 feet
[00:03:04] That's an African bull elephant
[00:03:08] And there it is the backside of water
[00:03:12] What have I done with my life
[00:03:14] I shoulda listened when my grandfather said
[00:03:17] "Why don't you major in business instead "
[00:03:21] Now my hopes have all vanished and my dreams have all died
[00:03:23] And I'll probably work forever as a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride
[00:03:30] Skipper Dan is the name
[00:03:34] And I'm doin' 34 shows every day
[00:03:37] And every time it's the same
[00:03:41] Look at those hippos they're wigglin' their ears
[00:03:45] Somebody shoot me 'cause I'm bored to tears
[00:03:48] Always said I'd be famous I guess that I lied
[00:03:52] 'Cause I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride
[00:03:56] I'm still workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride
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