《Isle Thing》歌词

[00:00:00] Isle Thing - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇)

[00:00:17] Met this fine young thing at

[00:00:19] The local Circle K

[00:00:20] She made a date for a half past

[00:00:22] Eight and I said What the hey

[00:00:24] So I journeyed to her crib and

[00:00:26] I let myself inside

[00:00:28] That chick was slouched

[00:00:29] Down on the couch

[00:00:30] I think her brain was fried

[00:00:32] Couldn't figure it out she

[00:00:34] Wouldn't even look at me

[00:00:35] Then I saw her eyes she was

[00:00:37] Hypnotized cold glued to her TV

[00:00:39] Hey what's your problem baby

[00:00:41] Doll let's have a little fling

[00:00:43] She said Hey you fool now just be cool

[00:00:45] I'm watchin that Gilligan's Isle thing

[00:00:50] Isle thing isle thing

[00:01:03] Watchin all night musta been a marathon

[00:01:06] I was bummin those shows kept

[00:01:08] Comin here's what was going on

[00:01:10] These castaways were stranded

[00:01:12] On this island out at sea

[00:01:14] One of'em called Gilligan

[00:01:16] Said Let's name it after me

[00:01:18] He'd mess up every rescue

[00:01:19] Man that first mate was illin

[00:01:22] If I was one of those Castaways

[00:01:23] I think I'd probably kill'em

[00:01:25] Just about that time

[00:01:27] Telephone began to ring

[00:01:29] She said Just let it

[00:01:30] My machine'll get it

[00:01:31] We're watchin the Gilligan's Isle thing

[00:01:36] Isle thing

[00:01:39] She loves that Gilligan's Isle thing

[00:01:44] Isle thing please baby baby please

[00:01:49] I like the professor

[00:01:50] He always saved their butts

[00:01:52] He could build a nuclear reactor

[00:01:54] From a couple of coconuts

[00:01:56] She said That guy's a genius

[00:01:58] I shook my head and laughed

[00:02:00] I said If he's so fly they tell me

[00:02:02] Why he couldn't build a lousy raft

[00:02:04] And while we're on the subject

[00:02:05] I'll tell you one thing for sure

[00:02:08] Those homeboys brought an awful

[00:02:09] Lot for just a three hour tour

[00:02:11] Then her mom came in the room

[00:02:13] It was kind of embarrassing

[00:02:15] She said Hey you two

[00:02:16] I was once like you

[00:02:17] And I loved that Gilligan's Isle thing

[00:02:22] Isle thing she'd watch that

[00:02:26] Gilligan's Isle thing

[00:02:33] Please baby baby please

[00:02:50] Skipper's in a hammock

[00:02:52] He's looking kinda fat

[00:02:54] He'd throw a fit and then he'd

[00:02:56] Hit old Gilligan with his hat

[00:02:58] Mrs Hal got it going on

[00:02:59] But Mr Hal was meaner

[00:03:01] Ginger and Mary Anne could've

[00:03:03] Used some funky cold medina

[00:03:05] I was really digging this show

[00:03:07] I didn't know what to do

[00:03:09] It kinda looked like I was hooked

[00:03:11] Now I'm an addict too

[00:03:13] I know each episode by heart

[00:03:15] Now I'm the rerun king

[00:03:17] And on every date we both stay up late

[00:03:19] And we watch the Gilligan's Isle thing

[00:03:24] Isle thing hasta la vista little buddy

[00:03:32] Gilligan's Isle thing