《第23集 (节目)》歌词

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[00:00:00] 一桶碑石宽

[00:00:02] 奉命来到店房外边

[00:00:05] 不看则可

[00:00:06] 一看呢

[00:00:07] 可把他气坏了

[00:00:10] 再看手下的伙计

[00:00:12] 东倒西歪

[00:00:14] 地上躺着十二三个

[00:00:17] 就是没躺下的

[00:00:19] 个个也是鼻青脸肿

[00:00:21] 气喘吁吁

[00:00:25] 在面前呢

[00:00:26] 站着个漂亮小伙

[00:00:29] 这就是所谓的下书人

[00:00:32] 他一看这小伙

[00:00:34] 呵

[00:00:35] 长得是倍儿帅呀

[00:00:38] 细

[00:00:39] 高挑

[00:00:39] 大个

[00:00:43] 往脸上一看

[00:00:44] 长得是浓眉阔目

[00:00:47] 鼻直口方

[00:00:49] 满嘴整齐的白牙

[00:00:51] 元宝耳朵

[00:00:54] 两个俊目闪闪放光

[00:00:58] 一条大辫耷拉在身后

[00:01:02] 身上穿着月白缎的长衫

[00:01:05] 腰里系着凉带

[00:01:08] 手里还拿着一把洒金的折扇

[00:01:13] 要不知道的

[00:01:14] 好像读书的学生

[00:01:18] 他哪像一个武师啊

[00:01:21] 怎么这些人都败在他的手下

[00:01:25] 一桶碑石

[00:01:26] 宽呢

[00:01:28] 还真就不认识这人是谁

[00:01:31] 有伙计跟他说

[00:01:33] 史老师

[00:01:34] 就他这小子可邪乎呢

[00:01:37] 把咱们的人都打伤了

[00:01:40] 把人抬到旁边去

[00:01:42] 抬旁边去

[00:01:45] 要论往常的脾气

[00:01:47] 石宽呢

[00:01:49] 过来

[00:01:49] 伸手就得打

[00:01:51] 方才他就告诉他了

[00:01:54] 让他把事情办好

[00:01:56] 不可造次

[00:01:57] 所以呢

[00:01:58] 他把这个伙计往下压了一压

[00:02:02] 满面赔笑

[00:02:03] 一抱拳

[00:02:06] 我这老弟

[00:02:09] 你是下书的人吗

[00:02:13] 再看这个漂亮小伙

[00:02:16] 眯缝着眼看了看他

[00:02:19] 嗯

[00:02:19] 是啊

[00:02:21] 你是哪位

[00:02:22] 一统碑石宽

[00:02:25] 科特朗是我舅

[00:02:28] 我是他外甥

[00:02:30] 啊

[00:02:32] 我看大朗怎么不出来呀

[00:02:35] 他好大的架子诶

[00:02:38] 方才我说过了

[00:02:41] 我前来下书

[00:02:43] 科特朗必须做到

[00:02:46] 悬灯结彩两廊洞

[00:02:49] 跃红毡铺地

[00:02:51] 吹三痛打三痛

[00:02:53] 前来接我

[00:02:55] 他还得跪在我的脚下

[00:02:57] 嘣嘣嘣磕仨响头

[00:03:00] 这才能把我接进去

[00:03:02] 不见

[00:03:03] 我不进店房的门

[00:03:06] 我说你们怎么胆敢不听

[00:03:08] 也不悬灯结彩呢去

[00:03:13] 石宽一听

[00:03:14] 这不是找茬吗

[00:03:16] 这火腾就撞上来了

[00:03:19] 我说朋友

[00:03:20] 你是哪位

[00:03:22] 你真不怕风大扇了你的舌头

[00:03:26] 你是什么人

[00:03:29] 满嘴说胡话呢

[00:03:31] 我可不往深了说了

[00:03:33] 有道是两国相争

[00:03:36] 不斩来使

[00:03:38] 按理说

[00:03:39] 你把我手下的人打伤了

[00:03:41] 我不能饶你

[00:03:44] 可是呢

[00:03:44] 今天这个事儿例外

[00:03:46] 既然下树

[00:03:48] 跟我进来吧

[00:03:50] 进去说的轻巧

[00:03:55] 不答复少爷的条件

[00:03:57] 我就不进去

[00:03:59] 那么说你不是下属的

[00:04:01] 你诚心找茬的吧

[00:04:03] 对呀

[00:04:05] 说找茬就找茬

[00:04:08] 你还敢怎么地

[00:04:10] 滚

[00:04:11] 我打你个王八日的

[00:04:15] 石宽是忍无可忍

[00:04:19] 年轻人嘛

[00:04:21] 火气就高

[00:04:23] 对方也不说人话

[00:04:25] 难免他动怒

[00:04:27] 往上一纵

[00:04:29] 就是一个通天炮

[00:04:32] 你想

[00:04:32] 他的绰号叫一桶杯

[00:04:35] 那碑又高又厚

[00:04:37] 又结实又坚固

[00:04:40] 他就像个碑似的

[00:04:41] 两臂一晃

[00:04:43] 800斤的力量

[00:04:44] 那拳头跟皮锤差不多少

[00:04:47] 挂着风就到了

[00:04:49] 面前这小伙笑笑呵呵的

[00:04:53] 就好像没看见似的

[00:04:56] 嘴里说了一声

[00:04:57] 来的好

[00:04:59] 嗯

[00:05:02] 石宽再睁眼一看

[00:05:04] 小伙没了

[00:05:07] 人呢

[00:05:08] 哪知这小伙以最快的速度闪身躲在石宽的背后

[00:05:14] 石宽正在发愣的时候

[00:05:16] 就见这小伙抬起脚

[00:05:19] 正好蹬到石宽后腰上

[00:05:22] 朋友趴下

[00:05:23] 啪当当当当扑通

[00:05:28] 石宽是应声倒地

[00:05:32] 砸的那尘土都飞起多高来

[00:05:35] 摔了个实实在在的

[00:05:39] 石宽可不干了

[00:05:41] 一个鲤鱼打挺

[00:05:42] 蹦儿蹦起来

[00:05:43] 倒转身去

[00:05:45] 好小子

[00:05:46] 哪里走

[00:05:48] 招拳

[00:05:50] 力劈花山

[00:05:51] 又是一拳

[00:05:53] 奔

[00:05:53] 这小伙脑门子逮起来了

[00:05:56] 小伙说了一声

[00:05:58] 来得好上

[00:06:00] 不闪身

[00:06:01] 石宽一拳砸空

[00:06:04] 这小伙使了一招

[00:06:06] 胯打

[00:06:07] 就是用胯骨往外撞啊

[00:06:09] 蹦哒哒哒扑通

[00:06:12] 石宽站立不稳

[00:06:14] 又是一个跟头

[00:06:17] 这小伙抱着肩膀一笑

[00:06:21] 闹了半天

[00:06:22] 你就这两下子

[00:06:25] 瞅着怪唬人的

[00:06:27] 闹了半天是个酒囊饭袋

[00:06:31] 摔的怎么样

[00:06:33] 不服

[00:06:34] 接茬来

[00:06:35] 我他娘就不服

[00:06:38] 石宽站起来奔

[00:06:40] 这小伙又扑过去了

[00:06:42] 三下五除二窟通

[00:06:45] 又被人家撂个个子

[00:06:49] 咱这么说吧

[00:06:50] 一口气儿让这小伙摔了石宽26 个跟头

[00:06:57] 把石宽可摔着了

[00:07:00] 到了第26 次起不来了

[00:07:02] 腰酸背痛

[00:07:04] 哎呀哎呀哎呀

[00:07:11] 摔得过瘾吗

[00:07:13] 不服

[00:07:14] 起来

[00:07:15] 再接传来

[00:07:17] 多攒福了

[00:07:18] 多咱拉倒

[00:07:19] 我我

[00:07:22] 石宽那么结实的小伙子

[00:07:25] 拱了三拱没起来

[00:07:29] 哎哟

[00:07:30] 看热闹的人呢

[00:07:32] 把店房门前几乎都堵满了

[00:07:36] 车也不走了

[00:07:38] 人们都围拢着看热闹

[00:07:40] 怎么回事

[00:07:40] 怎么回事

[00:07:41] 不知道伙这打起来了

[00:07:43] 哟

[00:07:43] 这小伙可厉害了是吧

[00:07:45] 来了

[00:07:46] 看着看着看着

[00:07:47] 越聚人越多

[00:07:51] 伙计们一看不好

[00:07:52] 送信儿去吧

[00:07:54] 老当家的不露面

[00:07:55] 恐怕这事完不了

[00:07:58] 有个伙计撒脚如飞

[00:08:01] 跑进正厅来见科特朗和上官元婴

[00:08:06] 把殿外发生的一切做了详细介绍

[00:08:10] 和特朗一听

[00:08:11] 嗨

[00:08:13] 他用手一指上官元婴

[00:08:15] 怎

[00:08:16] 怎么样

[00:08:17] 我说我出去吧

[00:08:19] 你让我忍着点

[00:08:21] 你看来个第二次

[00:08:23] 丢人现眼

[00:08:25] 真是耽误事儿

[00:08:26] 你出不来好主意

[00:08:29] 科特朗就要亲自出马

[00:08:33] 窦尔敦一看

[00:08:35] 居然是好朋友

[00:08:37] 不能在这儿看热闹

[00:08:38] 窦尔敦站起来

[00:08:40] 老哥哥留步

[00:08:42] 贤弟

[00:08:43] 你想干什么

[00:08:44] 老哥哥

[00:08:45] 你还是要沉稳一些

[00:08:48] 这也没什么了不起的

[00:08:50] 有道是大将督后阵

[00:08:53] 您是统帅

[00:08:55] 是当家人

[00:08:57] 不能轻举妄动

[00:08:59] 小弟不才

[00:09:01] 我代表您到外头看看怎么样

[00:09:06] 上官元婴说了

[00:09:07] 行了

[00:09:08] 兄弟要出头

[00:09:10] 你就叫他去吧啊

[00:09:13] 方才兄弟说的句句在理

[00:09:15] 你是当家的

[00:09:16] 你就稳当一点

[00:09:18] 这算得了什么呢

[00:09:20] 嗯

[00:09:22] 好吧

[00:09:23] 贤弟

[00:09:24] 你就代劳吧

[00:09:27] 窦春说着

[00:09:28] 转身往外走

[00:09:30] 上官元婴不放心呢

[00:09:32] 在后头跟着

[00:09:35] 一边往前走

[00:09:36] 窦尔敦就问

[00:09:38] 老哥哥您不放心诶有点

[00:09:43] 兄弟

[00:09:44] 我不是担心胜负啊

[00:09:46] 你这能耐我放心

[00:09:48] 只是我怕你遭别人的暗算

[00:09:51] 这个地方复杂的很呢

[00:09:55] 我跟这兄弟

[00:09:56] 你加以保护

[00:09:59] 窦尔敦一听

[00:10:00] 啊

[00:10:00] 这心里热乎乎的

[00:10:02] 看来教上官元婴啊

[00:10:05] 就算交对了

[00:10:06] 朋友们就需要这样

[00:10:09] 哥俩肩并肩来到店房门外

[00:10:13] 看的清清楚楚

[00:10:15] 这时候有人呢

[00:10:16] 把石宽已经架起来了

[00:10:19] 石宽呢

[00:10:20] 不愧叫一桶杯

[00:10:22] 别看摔了26 个跟头

[00:10:24] 起来活动活动啊

[00:10:26] 照旧可以走路

[00:10:28] 但是他不敢过去了

[00:10:31] 让那小伙把他震慑住了

[00:10:33] 过去也得趴下

[00:10:36] 正这时候

[00:10:37] 上官元婴揍敦俩人出来了

[00:10:42] 上官元婴抬头一看

[00:10:44] 倒吸了一口冷气

[00:10:47] 原来是他

[00:10:50] 脑瓜子嗡了一声

[00:10:52] 就预感到今天的事儿不妙

[00:10:57] 那位说

[00:10:58] 来的这小伙是谁呀

[00:11:02] 怎么

[00:11:03] 上官元婴

[00:11:04] 值当倒吸一口气呀

[00:11:07] 这有原因的

[00:11:09] 这小伙江湖人称闪电昆仑子

[00:11:15] 姓华呀

[00:11:16] 叫华文龙

[00:11:19] 他是谁呀

[00:11:20] 他是泰山派的少当家的

[00:11:24] 他的授业老恩师

[00:11:27] 就是金面伽蓝佛

[00:11:29] 叫超然

[00:11:31] 超然是泰山派的老当家的

[00:11:36] 在山东

[00:11:37] 跺一脚

[00:11:38] 颤三颤

[00:11:40] 武林中的人

[00:11:41] 哪个不畏惧呀

[00:11:44] 咱就说这个话

[00:11:45] 文龙

[00:11:48] 从小啊

[00:11:49] 没有父母了

[00:11:50] 六岁的时候被超然收养

[00:11:54] 把他带到泰山

[00:11:56] 这超然呢

[00:11:57] 也喜欢孩子

[00:11:59] 教他读书认字

[00:12:01] 教给他能耐

[00:12:03] 九岁的时候

[00:12:05] 就这话

[00:12:06] 文中要文会文

[00:12:08] 要武会武

[00:12:11] 要说文的双手会写梅花篆字

[00:12:15] 那字儿写的那个漂亮劲儿就甭提了

[00:12:19] 而且格外的聪明

[00:12:21] 有过目成诵之才

[00:12:25] 不管什么东西

[00:12:26] 翻过来一看就能倒背如流

[00:12:31] 这脑袋像电脑似的

[00:12:32] 就这么好使

[00:12:34] 要论武

[00:12:35] 小小的年纪

[00:12:37] 那阵就有两下子

[00:12:40] 所以超然和尚特别高兴啊

[00:12:44] 把自己的本事倾囊而赠

[00:12:47] 光阴似箭

[00:12:48] 日月如梭

[00:12:49] 转眼十几个年头又过去了

[00:12:53] 华文龙到了20 出头的年纪

[00:12:57] 小伙儿出落的一表人才

[00:13:00] 长得漂亮极了

[00:13:02] 堪称泰山派的美男子

[00:13:07] 你别看一身书生气

[00:13:09] 这能耐可大的没边儿了

[00:13:13] 不仅十八般兵器样样精通

[00:13:17] 软硬功夫全都会

[00:13:19] 就是大口天罡气

[00:13:21] 小口添罡气

[00:13:23] 马前一定金

[00:13:25] 马后一定银

[00:13:26] 是样样皆能

[00:13:30] 这超然和尚就更高兴了

[00:13:34] 曾经领着他到全国名山大川

[00:13:38] 各大门派

[00:13:41] 前去切磋技艺

[00:13:44] 凡是跟话文中比试的

[00:13:47] 没有一个能赢得了他的

[00:13:50] 都被他给击败了

[00:13:51] 因此大伙儿送他个美称

[00:13:55] 叫闪电昆仑子

[00:13:57] 闪电就是快

[00:13:59] 昆仑子就是力大无穷

[00:14:05] 也正因为如此

[00:14:07] 这华文龙啊

[00:14:08] 就找不着北喽

[00:14:12] 从小的时候就骄傲过人

[00:14:15] 目空四海

[00:14:17] 除了他老师之外

[00:14:19] 他谁都瞧不起

[00:14:22] 骄傲的不得了啊

[00:14:25] 武林中人

[00:14:26] 还怕他

[00:14:27] 因为这个小伙又狠又骄傲

[00:14:31] 能耐又大

[00:14:32] 你不服他真揍活人呢

[00:14:35] 伸手你还打不过他

[00:14:39] 因此

[00:14:40] 这闪电昆仑子名声在外

[00:14:45] 他怎么帮着赖九成呢

[00:14:49] 因为这个赖九成

[00:14:51] 想要吞并科特朗

[00:14:53] 把北原派自己独占

[00:14:57] 他跟柯特朗俩人闹翻了

[00:15:00] 最后决定九月初一比试高低

[00:15:04] 双方都请人

[00:15:07] 赖九成也请了不少帮忙的

[00:15:11] 但总觉得这些人呢

[00:15:13] 心里没底

[00:15:14] 后来他就想到超然和华文龙

[00:15:20] 但是他心里也胆儿突突的

[00:15:22] 像这样的高人能请来吗

[00:15:24] 人家能答应吗

[00:15:27] 确实也不那么简单呢

[00:15:29] 赖九成携带重礼前往泰山

[00:15:34] 一共去了九次

[00:15:36] 给人磕头

[00:15:37] 给人家拜门呢

[00:15:38] 好话都说尽了

[00:15:40] 最后花了黄金五百两

[00:15:44] 白银数万两

[00:15:46] 珍珠数百颗

[00:15:49] 甚至答应给华文龙牵马坠凳

[00:15:53] 你提什么条件我都答应

[00:15:56] 他们能作揖

[00:15:57] 管人家叫祖宗

[00:16:00] 最后呢

[00:16:02] 把华文龙也感动了

[00:16:04] 把超然也感动了

[00:16:08] 终于答应赖九成提出的要求

[00:16:12] 超然说

[00:16:14] 可以让我徒弟下山

[00:16:16] 我随后再去

[00:16:18] 就这样

[00:16:19] 华文龙来到历城县

[00:16:23] 啊

[00:16:23] 一到赖九成这儿

[00:16:25] 赖九成文厅列队迎接

[00:16:29] 烧高香啊

[00:16:30] 像拜真佛相似

[00:16:32] 鸣鞭放炮

[00:16:35] 把他接到家里头

[00:16:37] 跟恭敬老祖宗差不多少啊

[00:16:42] 这花文中呢

[00:16:43] 就喜欢这首

[00:16:45] 一看这么尊敬他

[00:16:47] 他也就诚心实意的给赖九成帮忙

[00:16:52] 尽管这儿请来那么多的人啊

[00:16:55] 都得听华文龙的

[00:16:57] 他说一就是一

[00:16:58] 说二就是二

[00:16:59] 别人谁也不敢违拗他

[00:17:04] 花纹龙之所以出头

[00:17:06] 还另有打算

[00:17:08] 原来他跟那老师超然呢

[00:17:11] 也是野心勃勃

[00:17:13] 想要吞并山东八大处

[00:17:16] 无奈呢

[00:17:17] 条件不成熟

[00:17:20] 想要一口吃个胖子

[00:17:22] 还吞不下去

[00:17:24] 正在这时候

[00:17:25] 赖九成请他

[00:17:28] 他也想借助赖九成的势力

[00:17:31] 达到自己的目的

[00:17:34] 赖九成呢

[00:17:36] 也有心眼

[00:17:38] 想借助华文龙和超然和尚的势力

[00:17:41] 吞并八大处

[00:17:45] 这就叫各有各的打算

[00:17:48] 等花纹龙来了之后呢

[00:17:51] 高傲的不得了

[00:17:52] 他问赖九成

[00:17:55] 干嘛非得九月初一设摆英雄会

[00:18:01] 何必如此兴师动众

[00:18:04] 那柯特朗有什么了不起的

[00:18:07] 哎呀

[00:18:07] 赖九成说

[00:18:08] 这

[00:18:09] 这你说的不对

[00:18:11] 这科特朗

[00:18:12] 树大根深

[00:18:15] 而在山东一带

[00:18:16] 人缘甚好

[00:18:17] 他有不少的死党

[00:18:20] 不认真对待这玩意儿

[00:18:22] 不行啊

[00:18:23] 所以才设摆英雄会

[00:18:26] 哎

[00:18:28] 华文龙不以为然

[00:18:30] 说

[00:18:31] 这样吧

[00:18:32] 我以下书为名

[00:18:34] 我溜达溜达

[00:18:36] 我到燕城县去一趟

[00:18:38] 见见科特朗

[00:18:40] 也不是我说句大话呀

[00:18:42] 那些骚干零碎还架得住我一划了

[00:18:45] 让他老老实实把霸主的权利交给你不就得了吗

[00:18:51] 何必费那事呢

[00:18:55] 赖九成拦着话

[00:18:57] 文龙就是不听

[00:18:59] 后来终于拗不过他

[00:19:02] 他以下书为名来到店房

[00:19:06] 这就是以往的经过

[00:19:08] 说下书

[00:19:09] 那就借口

[00:19:10] 实则找茬儿来吧

[00:19:13] 在华文龙看来

[00:19:16] 以科特朗为首的这帮人啊

[00:19:19] 不值得一打

[00:19:21] 山东这些英雄好汉都在他肚子里装着呢

[00:19:25] 还架得住自己一划拉吗

[00:19:28] 他这个胆子就这么大

[00:19:31] 来到这儿

[00:19:32] 打伤这么多的人

[00:19:35] 那么

[00:19:36] 上官元英认识他吗

[00:19:38] 当然认识

[00:19:40] 而且不仅会过一次

[00:19:43] 哪一次都败在华文龙手下

[00:19:46] 查一查

[00:19:47] 丢了自己这条老命

[00:19:50] 他知道超然

[00:19:51] 华文龙都不是好惹的

[00:19:54] 可没想到

[00:19:55] 他来下书

[00:19:57] 一见面

[00:19:59] 上官元婴害了

[00:20:00] 怕了

[00:20:01] 这心呢

[00:20:02] 就提到嗓子眼儿

[00:20:05] 还没等窦尔敦说话呢

[00:20:08] 上官元婴抢步上前

[00:20:11] 深施一礼

[00:20:13] 哈哈哈哈

[00:20:14] 我当是谁呢

[00:20:17] 原来是华少太主

[00:20:19] 失敬失敬

[00:20:20] 老朽有礼了

[00:20:24] 说着话

[00:20:24] 一躬扫地

[00:20:27] 华文龙撇着嘴

[00:20:30] 眯缝着眼睛

[00:20:32] 一边扇扇一边观看啊啊啊

[00:20:38] 我当谁呢

[00:20:40] 闹了半天

[00:20:41] 是上官大侠

[00:20:44] 不敢当

[00:20:45] 不敢当

[00:20:46] 其实我也想过了

[00:20:49] 有科特朗

[00:20:50] 就得有你上官大侠

[00:20:53] 你们是好哥们儿

[00:20:55] 形影不离吗

[00:20:56] 哈哈哈哈

[00:21:01] 上官元婴一听他说话

[00:21:03] 带着讽刺

[00:21:05] 也不跟他计较

[00:21:07] 诶

[00:21:08] 既然少派主来了

[00:21:10] 此地并非讲话之所

[00:21:13] 里边请

[00:21:13] 里边请吧

[00:21:14] 方才实属是误会

[00:21:17] 没想到他来下书

[00:21:19] 一见面

[00:21:21] 上官元婴害了

[00:21:22] 怕了

[00:21:23] 这心呢

[00:21:24] 就提到嗓子眼儿

[00:21:27] 还没等窦尔敦说话呢

[00:21:30] 上官元婴抢步上前

[00:21:33] 深施一礼

[00:21:34] 哈哈

[00:21:36] 我当是谁呢

[00:21:38] 原来是华少太主

[00:21:41] 失敬失敬

[00:21:42] 老朽有礼了

[00:21:45] 说着话

[00:21:46] 一躬扫地

[00:21:49] 华文龙撇着嘴

[00:21:51] 眯缝着眼睛

[00:21:53] 一边扇扇一边观看啊啊啊

[00:22:00] 我当谁呢

[00:22:02] 闹了半天

[00:22:03] 是上官大侠

[00:22:06] 不敢当

[00:22:07] 不敢当

[00:22:08] 其实我也想过了

[00:22:10] 有科特朗就得有你

[00:22:13] 上官大侠

[00:22:15] 你们是好哥们儿

[00:22:17] 形影不离吗

[00:22:18] 哈哈哈哈

[00:22:23] 上官元婴一听他说话

[00:22:25] 带着讽刺

[00:22:27] 也不跟他计较

[00:22:29] 诶

[00:22:30] 既然少派主来了

[00:22:32] 此地并非讲话之所

[00:22:34] 里边请

[00:22:35] 里边请吧

[00:22:36] 方才实属是误会

[00:22:38] 没想到他来下书

[00:22:41] 一见面

[00:22:42] 上官元婴害了

[00:22:44] 怕了

[00:22:45] 这心呢

[00:22:46] 就提到嗓子眼儿

[00:22:49] 还没等窦尔敦说话呢

[00:22:52] 上官元婴抢步上前

[00:22:55] 深施一礼

[00:22:56] 哈哈

[00:22:58] 我当是谁呢

[00:23:00] 原来是华少太主

[00:23:03] 失敬失敬

[00:23:04] 老朽有礼了

[00:23:07] 说着话

[00:23:08] 一躬扫地

[00:23:11] 华文龙撇着嘴

[00:23:13] 眯缝着眼睛

[00:23:15] 一边扇扇一边观看啊啊啊

[00:23:21] 我当谁呢

[00:23:24] 闹了半天

[00:23:25] 是上官大侠

[00:23:28] 不敢当

[00:23:29] 不敢当

[00:23:30] 其实我也想过了

[00:23:32] 有科特朗就得有你

[00:23:35] 上官大侠

[00:23:37] 你们是好哥们儿

[00:23:39] 形影不离吗

[00:23:40] 哈哈哈哈

[00:23:45] 上官元婴一听啊

[00:23:46] 他说话带着讽刺

[00:23:49] 也不跟他计较

[00:23:51] 诶

[00:23:52] 既然邵派主来了

[00:23:54] 此地并非讲话之所

[00:23:56] 里边请

[00:23:57] 里边请吧

[00:23:58] 方才实属是误会

[00:24:00] 没想到他来下书

[00:24:03] 一见面

[00:24:04] 上官元婴害了怕了

[00:24:07] 这心呢

[00:24:08] 就提到嗓子眼儿

[00:24:11] 还没等窦尔敦说话呢

[00:24:13] 上官元婴抢步上前

[00:24:16] 深施一礼

[00:24:18] 哈哈

[00:24:20] 我当是谁呢

[00:24:22] 原来是华少派主

[00:24:25] 失敬失敬

[00:24:26] 老朽有礼了

[00:24:29] 说着话

[00:24:30] 一躬扫地

[00:24:33] 华文龙撇着嘴

[00:24:35] 眯缝着眼睛

[00:24:37] 一边扇扇

[00:24:39] 一边观看

[00:24:41] 啊

[00:24:41] 啊

[00:24:41] 啊

[00:24:43] 我当谁呢

[00:24:46] 闹了半天

[00:24:47] 是上官大侠

[00:24:49] 不敢当

[00:24:50] 不敢当

[00:24:52] 其实我也想过了

[00:24:54] 有克特朗

[00:24:56] 就得有你

[00:24:57] 上官大侠

[00:24:59] 你们是好哥们儿

[00:25:01] 形影不离吗

[00:25:02] 哈哈哈哈

[00:25:06] 上官元婴一听他说话

[00:25:09] 带着讽刺

[00:25:11] 也不跟他计较

[00:25:13] 诶

[00:25:14] 既然少派主来了

[00:25:16] 此地并非讲话之所

[00:25:18] 里边请

[00:25:19] 里边请吧

[00:25:20] 方才实属是误会

[00:25:22] 没想到他来下书

[00:25:25] 一见面

[00:25:26] 上官元婴害了

[00:25:28] 怕了

[00:25:29] 这心呢

[00:25:30] 就提到嗓子眼儿

[00:25:33] 还没等窦尔敦说话呢

[00:25:35] 上官元婴抢步上前

[00:25:38] 深施一礼

[00:25:40] 哈哈哈哈

[00:25:42] 我当是谁呢

[00:25:44] 原来是华少太主

[00:25:47] 失敬失敬

[00:25:48] 老朽有礼了

[00:25:51] 说着话

[00:25:52] 一躬扫地

[00:25:55] 华文龙撇着嘴

[00:25:57] 眯缝着眼睛

[00:25:59] 一边扇扇

[00:26:01] 一边观看

[00:26:03] 啊

[00:26:03] 啊

[00:26:03] 啊

[00:26:05] 我当谁呢

[00:26:07] 闹了半天

[00:26:09] 是上官大侠不敢当

[00:26:12] 不敢当

[00:26:14] 其实我也想过了

[00:26:16] 有科特朗

[00:26:18] 就得有你上官大侠

[00:26:21] 你们是好哥们儿

[00:26:23] 形影不离吗

[00:26:24] 哈哈哈哈

[00:26:28] 上官元婴一听啊

[00:26:30] 他说话带着讽刺

[00:26:33] 也不跟他计较

[00:26:35] 诶

[00:26:36] 既然少派主来了

[00:26:38] 此地并非讲话之所

[00:26:40] 里边请

[00:26:41] 里边请吧

[00:26:42] 方才实属是误会

[00:26:44] 没想到他来下书

[00:26:47] 一见面

[00:26:48] 上官元婴害了

[00:26:50] 怕了

[00:26:51] 这心呢

[00:26:52] 就提到嗓子眼儿

[00:26:55] 还没等窦尔敦说话呢

[00:26:57] 上官元婴抢步上前

[00:27:00] 深施一礼

[00:27:02] 哈哈

[00:27:04] 我当是谁呢

[00:27:06] 原来是华少派主

[00:27:09] 失敬失敬

[00:27:10] 老朽有礼了

[00:27:13] 说着话

[00:27:14] 一躬扫地

[00:27:17] 华文龙撇着嘴

[00:27:19] 眯缝着眼睛

[00:27:21] 一边扇扇一边观看啊啊啊

[00:27:27] 我当谁呢

[00:27:29] 闹了半天

[00:27:31] 是上官大侠

[00:27:33] 不敢当

[00:27:34] 不敢当

[00:27:36] 其实我也想过了

[00:27:38] 有科特朗

[00:27:40] 就得有你上官大侠

[00:27:43] 你们是好哥们儿

[00:27:45] 形影不离吗

[00:27:46] 哈哈哈哈

[00:27:50] 上官元婴一听啊

[00:27:52] 他说话带着讽刺

[00:27:54] 也不跟他计较

[00:27:57] 诶

[00:27:57] 既然少派主来了

[00:28:00] 此地并非讲话之所

[00:28:02] 里边请

[00:28:03] 里边请吧

[00:28:04] 方才实属是误会

[00:28:06] 没想到他来下书

[00:28:09] 一见面

[00:28:10] 上官元婴害了

[00:28:12] 怕了

[00:28:13] 这心呢

[00:28:13] 就提到嗓子眼儿

[00:28:17] 还没等窦尔敦说话呢

[00:28:19] 上官元婴抢步上前

[00:28:22] 深施一礼

[00:28:24] 哈哈

[00:28:25] 我当是谁呢

[00:28:28] 原来是华少太主

[00:28:31] 失敬失敬

[00:28:32] 老朽有礼了

[00:28:35] 说着话

[00:28:36] 一躬扫地

[00:28:38] 华文龙撇着嘴

[00:28:41] 眯缝着眼睛

[00:28:43] 一边扇扇

[00:28:45] 一边观看

[00:28:46] 啊

[00:28:47] 啊

[00:28:47] 啊

[00:28:49] 我当谁呢

[00:28:51] 闹了半天

[00:28:52] 是上官大侠

[00:28:55] 不敢当

[00:28:56] 不敢当

[00:28:58] 其实我也想过了

[00:29:00] 有克特朗

[00:29:02] 就得有你

[00:29:03] 上官大侠

[00:29:05] 你们是好哥们儿

[00:29:06] 形影不离吗

[00:29:08] 哈哈哈哈

[00:29:12] 上官元婴一听啊

[00:29:14] 他说话带着讽刺

[00:29:16] 也不跟他计较

[00:29:19] 诶

[00:29:19] 既然少派主来了

[00:29:22] 此地并非讲话之所

[00:29:24] 里边请

[00:29:25] 里边请吧

[00:29:26] 方才实属是误会

[00:29:28] 没想到他来下书

[00:29:30] 一见面

[00:29:32] 上官元婴孩子怕了

[00:29:34] 这心呢

[00:29:35] 就提到嗓子眼儿

[00:29:39] 还没等窦尔敦说话呢

[00:29:41] 上官元婴抢步上前

[00:29:44] 深施一礼

[00:29:46] 哈哈哈哈

[00:29:48] 我当是谁呢

[00:29:50] 原来是华少派主

[00:29:53] 失敬失敬

[00:29:54] 老朽有礼了

[00:29:57] 说着话

[00:29:58] 一躬扫地

[00:30:00] 华文龙撇着嘴

[00:30:03] 眯缝着眼睛

[00:30:05] 一边扇扇

[00:30:06] 一边观看

[00:30:08] 啊

[00:30:09] 啊

[00:30:09] 啊

[00:30:11] 我当谁呢

[00:30:13] 闹了半天

[00:30:14] 是上官大侠

[00:30:17] 不敢当

[00:30:18] 不敢当

[00:30:20] 其实我也想过了

[00:30:22] 有科特朗

[00:30:24] 就得有你上官大侠

[00:30:27] 你们是好哥们儿

[00:30:28] 形影不离吗

[00:30:30] 哈哈哈哈

[00:30:34] 上官元婴一听他说话

[00:30:37] 带着讽刺

[00:30:38] 也不跟他计较

[00:30:40] 诶

[00:30:41] 既然少派主来了

[00:30:44] 此地并非讲话之所

[00:30:46] 里边请

[00:30:47] 里边请吧

[00:30:48] 方才实属是误会

[00:30:50] 没想到他来下书

[00:30:53] 一见面

[00:30:54] 上官元婴害了

[00:30:55] 怕了

[00:30:56] 这心呢

[00:30:57] 就提到嗓子眼儿

[00:31:00] 还没等窦尔敦说话呢

[00:31:03] 上官元婴抢步上前

[00:31:06] 深施一礼

[00:31:08] 哈哈

[00:31:09] 我当是谁呢

[00:31:12] 原来是华少太主

[00:31:14] 失敬失敬

[00:31:16] 老朽有礼了

[00:31:19] 说着话

[00:31:20] 一躬扫地

[00:31:22] 华文龙撇着嘴

[00:31:25] 眯缝着眼睛

[00:31:27] 一边扇扇一边观看啊啊啊

[00:31:33] 我当谁呢

[00:31:35] 闹了半天

[00:31:36] 是上官大侠

[00:31:39] 不敢当

[00:31:40] 不敢当

[00:31:42] 其实我也想过了

[00:31:44] 有克特朗

[00:31:46] 就得有你

[00:31:47] 上官大侠

[00:31:49] 你们是好哥们儿

[00:31:50] 形影不离吗

[00:31:52] 哈哈哈哈

[00:31:56] 上官元婴一听啊

[00:31:58] 他说话带着讽刺

[00:32:00] 也不跟他计较

[00:32:02] 诶

[00:32:03] 既然少派主来了

[00:32:05] 此地并非讲话之所

[00:32:08] 里边请

[00:32:09] 里边请吧

[00:32:10] 方才实属是误会

[00:32:12] 没想到他来下书

[00:32:14] 一见面

[00:32:16] 上官元英

[00:32:17] 孩子怕了

[00:32:18] 这心呢

[00:32:19] 就提到嗓子眼儿

[00:32:22] 还没等窦尔敦说话呢

[00:32:25] 上官元婴抢步上前

[00:32:28] 深施一礼

[00:32:30] 哈哈哈哈

[00:32:31] 我当是谁呢

[00:32:34] 原来是华少太主

[00:32:36] 失敬失敬

[00:32:38] 老朽有礼了

[00:32:41] 说着话

[00:32:42] 一躬扫地

[00:32:44] 华文龙撇着嘴

[00:32:47] 眯缝着眼睛

[00:32:49] 一边扇扇

[00:32:50] 一边观看

[00:32:52] 啊

[00:32:53] 啊

[00:32:53] 啊

[00:32:55] 我当谁呢

[00:32:57] 闹了半天

[00:32:58] 是上官大侠

[00:33:01] 不敢当

[00:33:02] 不敢当

[00:33:04] 其实我也想过了

[00:33:06] 有科特朗就得有你

[00:33:09] 上官大侠

[00:33:11] 你们是好哥们儿

[00:33:12] 形影不离吗

[00:33:14] 哈哈哈哈

[00:33:18] 上官元婴一听他说话

[00:33:20] 带着讽刺

[00:33:22] 也不跟他计较

[00:33:24] 诶

[00:33:25] 既然少派主来了

[00:33:27] 此地并非讲话之所

[00:33:30] 里边请

[00:33:31] 里边请吧

[00:33:32] 方才实属是误会

[00:33:34] 没想到他来下书

[00:33:37] 一见面

[00:33:38] 上官元婴害了

[00:33:39] 怕了

[00:33:40] 这心呢

[00:33:41] 就提到嗓子眼儿

[00:33:44] 还没等窦尔敦说话呢

[00:33:47] 上官元婴抢步上前

[00:33:50] 深施一礼

[00:33:52] 哈哈

[00:33:53] 我当是谁呢

[00:33:56] 原来是华少太主

[00:33:58] 失敬失敬

[00:33:59] 老朽有礼了

[00:34:03] 说着话

[00:34:04] 一躬扫地

[00:34:06] 华文龙撇着嘴

[00:34:09] 眯缝着眼睛

[00:34:11] 一边扇扇一边观看啊啊啊

[00:34:17] 我当谁呢

[00:34:19] 闹了半天

[00:34:20] 是上官大侠

[00:34:23] 不敢当

[00:34:24] 不敢当

[00:34:26] 其实我也想过了

[00:34:28] 有科特朗

[00:34:29] 就得有你上官大侠

[00:34:33] 你们是好哥们儿

[00:34:34] 形影不离吗

[00:34:35] 哈哈哈哈

[00:34:40] 上官元婴一听啊

[00:34:42] 他说话带着讽刺

[00:34:44] 也不跟他计较

[00:34:46] 诶

[00:34:47] 既然少派主来了

[00:34:49] 此地并非讲话之所

[00:34:52] 里边请

[00:34:53] 里边请吧

[00:34:54] 方才实属是误会

[00:34:58] 华文龙一听一拨楞

[00:34:59] 脑袋慢

[00:35:02] 我说上官元婴

[00:35:04] 你说这话就不对了

[00:35:07] 有人给送信儿没

[00:35:09] 我有要求的

[00:35:10] 我有条件的

[00:35:12] 必须红毡铺地

[00:35:14] 两廊洞月

[00:35:15] 悬灯结彩

[00:35:17] 科特朗必须亲自接我

[00:35:20] 还得给我磕仨响头

[00:35:22] 是这样

[00:35:24] 咱们可以谈啊

[00:35:25] 不这样

[00:35:26] 我要报答活人

[00:35:30] 我这人向来说话是算数的

[00:35:35] 上官元婴一听那火腾就撞上了

[00:35:39] 嗯

[00:35:41] 可是呢

[00:35:42] 又把火压下了

[00:35:44] 少派主啊

[00:35:45] 我知道你诙谐

[00:35:47] 好开玩笑

[00:35:49] 咱们都是自家人

[00:35:51] 何必伤了和气呢

[00:35:53] 少派主算了

[00:35:55] 老朽来接你

[00:35:56] 不一样吗

[00:35:58] 方才你说了

[00:35:59] 我跟科特朗不分彼此是吧

[00:36:03] 他现在处理一点事儿抽不开身

[00:36:07] 故此派我来接少派主

[00:36:09] 里边请吧

[00:36:11] 放屁

[00:36:13] 上官元婴

[00:36:14] 你算个什么东西

[00:36:17] 你能请得动我吗

[00:36:20] 当着窦尔敦

[00:36:22] 他大放厥词

[00:36:24] 窦尔敦的火也撞上来了

[00:36:26] 他不明白

[00:36:27] 老哥哥

[00:36:28] 堂堂的侠客

[00:36:30] 在这个小子的面前

[00:36:33] 怎么这么老实

[00:36:35] 显得这么懦弱呀

[00:36:37] 这究竟为什么

[00:36:39] 这个小子

[00:36:39] 究竟有什么了不起

[00:36:41] 他是越想火越大呀

[00:36:45] 到最后实在是忍无可忍

[00:36:47] 窦蹲心说

[00:36:49] 我今天要会他一跪

[00:36:52] 没想到他来下书

[00:36:55] 一见面

[00:36:56] 上官元婴害了

[00:36:58] 怕了

[00:36:59] 这心呢

[00:37:00] 就提到嗓子眼儿

[00:37:03] 还没

[00:37:04] 等窦墩说话呢

[00:37:06] 上官元婴抢步上前

[00:37:09] 深施一礼

[00:37:10] 哈哈

[00:37:12] 我当是谁呢

[00:37:14] 原来是华哨派主

[00:37:17] 失敬失敬

[00:37:18] 老朽有礼了

[00:37:21] 说着话一躬扫地

[00:37:25] 华文龙撇着嘴

[00:37:27] 眯缝着眼睛

[00:37:29] 一边扇扇

[00:37:31] 一边观看

[00:37:33] 啊

[00:37:33] 啊

[00:37:34] 啊

[00:37:35] 我当谁呢

[00:37:38] 闹了半天

[00:37:39] 是上官大侠

[00:37:42] 不敢当

[00:37:42] 不敢当

[00:37:44] 其实我也想过了

[00:37:47] 有科特朗

[00:37:48] 就得有你上官大侠

[00:37:51] 你们是好哥们儿

[00:37:53] 形影不离吗

[00:37:54] 哈哈哈哈

[00:37:59] 上官元婴一听他说话

[00:38:01] 带着讽刺

[00:38:03] 也不跟他计较

[00:38:05] 诶

[00:38:06] 既然少派主来了

[00:38:08] 此地并非讲话之所

[00:38:10] 里边请

[00:38:11] 里边请吧

[00:38:12] 方才实属是误会

[00:38:14] 没想到他来下书

[00:38:17] 一见面

[00:38:18] 上官元婴害了

[00:38:20] 怕了

[00:38:21] 这心呢

[00:38:22] 就提到嗓子眼儿

[00:38:25] 还没

[00:38:25] 等窦敦说话呢

[00:38:27] 上官元婴抢步上前

[00:38:30] 深施一礼

[00:38:32] 哈哈

[00:38:34] 我当是谁呢

[00:38:36] 原来是华少派主

[00:38:39] 失敬失敬

[00:38:40] 老朽有礼了

[00:38:43] 说着话

[00:38:44] 一躬扫地

[00:38:47] 华文龙撇着嘴

[00:38:49] 眯缝着眼睛

[00:38:51] 一边扇扇

[00:38:53] 一边观看

[00:38:55] 啊

[00:38:55] 啊

[00:38:55] 啊

[00:38:57] 我当谁呢

[00:39:00] 闹了半天

[00:39:01] 是上官大侠

[00:39:03] 不敢当

[00:39:04] 不敢当

[00:39:06] 其实我也想过了

[00:39:08] 有科特朗就得有你

[00:39:11] 上官大侠

[00:39:13] 你们是好哥们儿

[00:39:15] 形影不离吗

[00:39:16] 哈哈哈哈

[00:39:20] 上官元婴一听他说话

[00:39:23] 带着讽刺

[00:39:25] 也不跟他计较

[00:39:27] 诶

[00:39:28] 既然少派主来了

[00:39:30] 此地并非讲话之所

[00:39:32] 里边请

[00:39:33] 里边请吧

[00:39:34] 方才实属是误会

[00:39:36] 没想到他来下书

[00:39:39] 一见面

[00:39:40] 上官元婴害了

[00:39:42] 怕了

[00:39:43] 这心呢

[00:39:44] 就提到嗓子眼儿

[00:39:47] 还没等窦尔敦说话呢

[00:39:49] 上官元婴抢步上前

[00:39:52] 深施一礼

[00:39:54] 哈哈

[00:39:56] 我当是谁呢

[00:39:58] 原来是华少派主

[00:40:01] 失敬失敬

[00:40:02] 老朽有礼了

[00:40:05] 说着话

[00:40:06] 一躬扫地

[00:40:09] 华文龙撇着嘴

[00:40:11] 眯缝着眼睛

[00:40:13] 一边扇扇

[00:40:15] 一边观看

[00:40:17] 啊

[00:40:17] 啊

[00:40:17] 啊

[00:40:19] 我当谁呢

[00:40:21] 闹了半天

[00:40:23] 是上官大侠

[00:40:25] 不敢当

[00:40:26] 不敢当

[00:40:28] 其实我也想过了

[00:40:30] 有科特朗

[00:40:32] 就得有你上官大侠

[00:40:35] 你们是好哥们儿

[00:40:37] 形影不离吗

[00:40:38] 哈哈哈哈

[00:40:42] 上官元婴一听啊

[00:40:44] 他说话带着讽刺

[00:40:46] 也不跟他计较

[00:40:49] 诶

[00:40:50] 既然少派主来了

[00:40:52] 此地并非讲话之所

[00:40:54] 里边请

[00:40:55] 里边请吧

[00:40:56] 方才实属是误会