《第33集》歌词

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[00:00:00] 狗皮道

[00:00:01] 张三丰

[00:00:04] 会斗苦行僧了

[00:00:06] 原

[00:00:08] 燎原的功夫是不善

[00:00:11] 但是跟张道爷比起来

[00:00:14] 差着一大截

[00:00:17] 张大爷为了积蓄精力

[00:00:21] 不愿意跟他浪费时间

[00:00:23] 就采取了败中取胜

[00:00:26] 诶

[00:00:27] 这招玩的漂亮

[00:00:29] 一开始假装宝剑碰到葫芦边上了

[00:00:34] 攥不住螳螂

[00:00:36] 宝剑落地了

[00:00:38] 第二招

[00:00:39] 转身逃走

[00:00:40] 没出去两步

[00:00:41] 扑通摔了个狗啃尺

[00:00:45] 脸朝下

[00:00:46] 后脑勺朝上

[00:00:48] 就把这苦行僧给骗过了

[00:00:52] 苦行僧一看

[00:00:55] 张三丰

[00:00:56] 活该你倒霉

[00:00:58] 该着我成名

[00:01:00] 我不动手

[00:01:02] 更待何时

[00:01:04] 他往前一跟步

[00:01:05] 把葫芦鞭

[00:01:07] 呜

[00:01:08] 举过头顶

[00:01:10] 还没

[00:01:11] 等往下砸呢

[00:01:14] 一见他

[00:01:15] 意想不到的事儿发生了

[00:01:18] 就见张三丰身子啪一翻个

[00:01:22] 脸朝上

[00:01:24] 后脑勺朝地了

[00:01:26] 用两个肩头一拄这地下半身就离了地了

[00:01:32] 两条腿飞起来蹬他的左右肩头

[00:01:39] 咱说书啊

[00:01:40] 必须说的清楚

[00:01:42] 事实上

[00:01:44] 就发生在两秒钟之内啊

[00:01:48] 啪一翻个双脚就到了

[00:01:51] 苦行僧再想躲

[00:01:53] 是势比登天

[00:01:56] 耳轮中就听见咔这一下

[00:02:00] 把苦行僧啊蹬出去有一丈多远

[00:02:04] 仰面朝天扑通摔倒在地

[00:02:07] 嗯

[00:02:09] 顿时是人事不省

[00:02:13] 什么原因

[00:02:15] 两个锁子骨

[00:02:17] 肩头整个都给踢折了

[00:02:21] 苦行僧

[00:02:23] 那受得了吗

[00:02:24] 所以这才背过气去

[00:02:28] 庄子里的庄兵

[00:02:30] 喽啰兵哇

[00:02:31] 一阵大乱

[00:02:32] 彭九公看得非常清楚

[00:02:35] 好

[00:02:36] 快抢救

[00:02:40] 有人架不着苦行僧

[00:02:43] 他架到彭九公近前

[00:02:45] 彭九公一看伤势太重

[00:02:48] 抬到正厅

[00:02:49] 赶紧请军医治疗

[00:02:54] 把苦行僧给抬走了

[00:02:56] 怎么治疗

[00:02:58] 咱不必细说

[00:03:00] 彭九公刚想过去

[00:03:03] 身后跳过一人

[00:03:05] 慢大哥

[00:03:08] 我给苦行僧了原报仇雪恨

[00:03:14] 张三丰拿命来

[00:03:20] 说话之间

[00:03:21] 仗宝剑跳到张三丰近前

[00:03:26] 张大爷闪目一看

[00:03:28] 跳过一个老道来

[00:03:29] 好家伙

[00:03:30] 这老道

[00:03:31] 跟张天杰长得差不多少

[00:03:34] 一张大驴脸面色瓦灰

[00:03:38] 眼眉往下耷拉着

[00:03:41] 大三角的眼睛露着凶光

[00:03:44] 啪鼻子

[00:03:46] 菱角嘴

[00:03:47] 一步花白须髯

[00:03:49] 周身上下一身黑呀

[00:03:53] 这要走到黑道上

[00:03:55] 就以为他是吊死鬼呢

[00:03:59] 张道爷看罢多时

[00:04:01] 冷笑一声

[00:04:02] 哈腰把宝剑捡起来

[00:04:05] 嘿嘿

[00:04:06] 道友

[00:04:08] 你是哪位呀

[00:04:10] 哼

[00:04:11] 连贫道我你都不认识

[00:04:14] 你白活了

[00:04:16] 我乃飞天道人呢

[00:04:18] 安吉祥是也

[00:04:21] 安道也就是我

[00:04:24] 哦

[00:04:25] 没听说过

[00:04:27] 你听说过

[00:04:28] 没听说过又能怎样

[00:04:31] 休走招见哥

[00:04:35] 就是一宝剑

[00:04:37] 张道爷也不说话

[00:04:40] 稳稳当当

[00:04:42] 稳扎稳打

[00:04:44] 施展开自己的剑术

[00:04:47] 要说这安吉祥

[00:04:49] 功夫也不含糊

[00:04:51] 跟了原相差无几

[00:04:54] 但比张大爷差一大截

[00:04:59] 两个人打斗到四十来个回合

[00:05:02] 就见张道爷使了一招叫撒手剑

[00:05:07] 把宝剑抛出来了

[00:05:09] 直奔他小肚子就刺来了

[00:05:12] 安吉祥吓得一拨拉脑袋啊

[00:05:16] 闪身一躲

[00:05:17] 小肚子躲开了

[00:05:19] 大腿没躲开

[00:05:21] 这宝剑正好刺到腿根儿上

[00:05:24] 哎呀

[00:05:28] 扑通一声

[00:05:30] 是摔倒在地那血

[00:05:34] 就窜出来了

[00:05:36] 把安吉祥腾的是就地翻滚呢

[00:05:41] 哎哟

[00:05:42] 彭九公一看这抢救

[00:05:46] 过去一帮喽啰兵

[00:05:49] 把安老道抢救回来了

[00:05:52] 宝剑也给捡回来

[00:05:54] 张道爷利用这段时间

[00:05:57] 把自己的宝剑捡起来

[00:05:59] 剑尖上的血擦掉

[00:06:01] 在这儿等待别人动手

[00:06:06] 单说彭九公先验了验伤

[00:06:10] 一看这伤啊

[00:06:12] 比了原可轻得多

[00:06:15] 这上点止疼药

[00:06:16] 止血药

[00:06:17] 再缝几针

[00:06:19] 过几天就能康复

[00:06:21] 吩咐一声

[00:06:22] 抬到正厅治疗

[00:06:25] 有人七手八脚把这安吉祥给抬走了

[00:06:30] 彭九公再次想登场

[00:06:34] 还没等过来

[00:06:36] 身后有人高声喊喝

[00:06:39] 大哥

[00:06:41] 您不用动手

[00:06:43] 大将压后阵

[00:06:45] 看兄弟我的

[00:06:48] 再看一人飞身行跳到当场

[00:06:54] 他这一过来

[00:06:56] 张三丰可就注上意了

[00:06:58] 一瞅这边

[00:06:59] 好浑身上下火炭红啊

[00:07:04] 头上红缎子扎巾

[00:07:06] 身上红缎子箭袖袍

[00:07:09] 外边大红色的斗篷

[00:07:12] 下边大红缎的战靴

[00:07:14] 手里拎着一把特大号的鬼头刀

[00:07:19] 看年岁

[00:07:20] 50 左右啊

[00:07:24] 无量天尊

[00:07:27] 我来的这位朋友

[00:07:29] 你是哪位呀

[00:07:30] 哈哈

[00:07:31] 连我你都不认识

[00:07:33] 我乃神刀无敌酬乐天哦

[00:07:39] 酬乐天也没听说过

[00:07:43] 嘿

[00:07:43] 少说废话

[00:07:45] 休走招斗

[00:07:49] 是

[00:07:49] 抡刀便砍

[00:07:51] 大家以为着张三丰能伸手呢

[00:07:55] 哪知张道爷虚晃一招

[00:07:58] 跳出圈外

[00:07:59] 二话不说回归本队

[00:08:02] 用手一拨了徐芳

[00:08:05] 我说徐刚啊

[00:08:06] 歇的怎么样了

[00:08:08] 咱爷儿俩该换换班了

[00:08:11] 过去我

[00:08:14] 徐芳一听

[00:08:15] 这老道可够损的啊

[00:08:17] 把我给端出来了

[00:08:19] 可又一琢磨

[00:08:21] 也该换班了

[00:08:22] 哈哈哈哈

[00:08:23] 老人家

[00:08:24] 您歇着

[00:08:25] 看我怎么收拾他

[00:08:30] 再看小矬子徐方拎着镔铁鸳鸯双棒

[00:08:35] 稳稳当当来到酬乐天近前

[00:08:39] 这俩人这个一比

[00:08:41] 大伙儿都得乐

[00:08:43] 酬乐天身形高大

[00:08:46] 徐方身材矮小

[00:08:49] 就好像个小孩儿站在成年人面前一样

[00:08:54] 徐芳是嬉皮笑脸呢

[00:08:57] 我说您呢

[00:08:59] 是哪位酬乐天

[00:09:03] 这名不好

[00:09:04] 怎么又愁又乐呀

[00:09:06] 你到底是愁呢

[00:09:08] 你到底是乐呢

[00:09:09] 啊呸

[00:09:11] 徐芳

[00:09:12] 少耍贫嘴

[00:09:14] 还不动手等待何时

[00:09:18] 好吧

[00:09:19] 既然如此

[00:09:21] 徐爷就陪你走上几趟

[00:09:24] 今儿个我说什么也把你吃饭的家伙啊砸扁了啊

[00:09:30] 休走朝棒

[00:09:33] 再看徐方蹦起来六尺多高

[00:09:37] 双棒并在一处搂头盖顶

[00:09:40] 往下便砸

[00:09:43] 这抽了天一不躲二不闪

[00:09:46] 合刀往上招架

[00:09:48] 开嚓开开开开

[00:09:53] 双棒正砸在刀上了

[00:09:56] 火星子直冒啊

[00:09:58] 把徐芳震的是膀臂发麻

[00:10:02] 别看棒没砸着

[00:10:04] 再看仇了天手腕子一翻

[00:10:08] 刀走下盘砍徐方的双腿

[00:10:12] 刷着刀就到了

[00:10:14] 徐芳吓得遍步拧身

[00:10:17] 往空中一纵

[00:10:19] 刀擦着靴子底儿过去了

[00:10:22] 薛芳双脚刚一落地

[00:10:25] 哪知道仇老天手腕子又一翻

[00:10:28] 使了一招叫灰光散照刷刀又回来了

[00:10:34] 徐方再想躲

[00:10:36] 已然就不急了

[00:10:38] 耳轮中就听见噗嗤一下

[00:10:43] 把在场的人全给惊的不小

[00:10:46] 别人不说

[00:10:48] 小矬子

[00:10:48] 徐伦在后头看的清清的

[00:10:50] 徐伦一看扑通就坐地上

[00:10:54] 叔叔啊叔叔

[00:10:58] 脑袋昏丢了叔叔

[00:11:03] 谁不担心呢

[00:11:06] 连张三丰都吓得不轻啊

[00:11:10] 张大爷心说

[00:11:11] 徐芳啊

[00:11:12] 你太白给了

[00:11:14] 我寻思让你过去

[00:11:16] 我喘喘气儿

[00:11:18] 然后再替换

[00:11:19] 你哪知道几下你就盯不住了

[00:11:23] 道爷倒吸了一口冷气

[00:11:26] 等仔细一看呢

[00:11:28] 啊

[00:11:28] 没事儿

[00:11:29] 说没事儿

[00:11:30] 刚才是怎么回事儿

[00:11:32] 徐方

[00:11:33] 躲得慢点

[00:11:34] 脑袋躲开了

[00:11:36] 帽子没躲开

[00:11:38] 让仇乐天使这一刀把帽子给砍掉了

[00:11:43] 因此张道爷这心才放下

[00:11:47] 一看徐伦还在这儿哭呢

[00:11:49] 他就劝他

[00:11:51] 孩儿啊

[00:11:52] 别哭了

[00:11:52] 别哭了

[00:11:53] 你叔叔没事儿

[00:11:55] 什么没事儿

[00:11:57] 吃饭的家伙都没了

[00:11:59] 还能没事儿

[00:12:00] 还能再长出一个吃饭的家伙来

[00:12:03] 诶

[00:12:04] 没事儿

[00:12:05] 你睁眼看看

[00:12:07] 我不睁眼

[00:12:08] 我不忍得看

[00:12:10] 你不看怎么知道没事儿呢

[00:12:14] 睁眼看着我不看叔叔

[00:12:18] 把张三丰气急了

[00:12:20] 照到后脑勺给他来了一巴掌

[00:12:23] 到头看看

[00:12:24] 把眼睁开顺着

[00:12:29] 这一下把徐伦打的把眼睁开了

[00:12:31] 一看呢

[00:12:33] 果然没事儿

[00:12:35] 徐伦这才破涕为笑啊

[00:12:38] 哎呀

[00:12:39] 真别说

[00:12:40] 我叔叔真有两下子

[00:12:43] 诶

[00:12:43] 他会变呢

[00:12:45] 你看

[00:12:46] 一眨巴眼的功夫

[00:12:47] 又长出颗脑袋来

[00:12:50] 大伙儿一听

[00:12:51] 这像话吗

[00:12:52] 脑袋能随便长的吧

[00:12:54] 诶

[00:12:54] 连徐芳都听得清清的

[00:12:58] 徐方心说

[00:12:59] 孩儿诶

[00:13:00] 你真能替你叔叔吹呀

[00:13:03] 你叔叔能有那两下子吗诶

[00:13:06] 哎

[00:13:07] 罢了啊

[00:13:08] 想到这

[00:13:10] 徐方把脑袋一拨拉好

[00:13:12] 酬乐天

[00:13:13] 好

[00:13:13] 哈哈哈哈你记住

[00:13:15] 我得报复

[00:13:17] 我非报复不可

[00:13:19] 休走朝棒

[00:13:22] 二人接茬

[00:13:23] 又斗在一处

[00:13:26] 这一打20 个回合过去了

[00:13:29] 酬乐天是越战越猛

[00:13:33] 再看小矬子

[00:13:35] 徐方招架不住了

[00:13:37] 只有招架之功

[00:13:39] 并无还手之力

[00:13:40] 让人逼的是步步倒退

[00:13:44] 往徐芳那枣胡脑袋上一看那汗滴滴答答往前直淌

[00:13:50] 前后的衣服全都湿透了

[00:13:54] 说到这儿

[00:13:55] 咱得介绍介绍

[00:13:56] 徐方的能耐

[00:13:58] 并不败给

[00:13:59] 比这仇乐天也差不多少

[00:14:02] 可是为什么这么狼狈呢

[00:14:05] 怎么一伸手就不行了呢

[00:14:07] 你想想

[00:14:09] 徐芳这一晚上都干了些什么呢

[00:14:12] 没闲着

[00:14:15] 尤其这突围呀

[00:14:17] 已经累的是精疲力尽了

[00:14:21] 他是人呢

[00:14:22] 他不是神

[00:14:24] 一个人的能量是有限的

[00:14:27] 体力也是如此

[00:14:29] 消耗的太大了

[00:14:32] 心里头不服

[00:14:34] 可是不听使唤了

[00:14:37] 因此

[00:14:38] 这一伸手面对强敌

[00:14:41] 这才招架不住啊

[00:14:44] 徐伦在后头

[00:14:46] 看的清清的

[00:14:48] 徐伦就急了

[00:14:50] 有道是事不关心

[00:14:53] 关心则乱呢

[00:14:54] 事亲就得三分相啊

[00:14:57] 他能不向着他叔叔吗

[00:15:00] 哎呀

[00:15:01] 徐乐一看

[00:15:02] 这这这这怎么办呢

[00:15:04] 张道爷刚下来

[00:15:06] 真得叫他喘喘气儿

[00:15:09] 谁来救我叔叔

[00:15:11] 看看

[00:15:11] 身边也没人啊

[00:15:13] 非我不可了

[00:15:15] 我能眼睁睁瞅着让我叔叔再跟他吗

[00:15:19] 或者真受伤

[00:15:22] 那就更完了

[00:15:24] 可这不

[00:15:25] 我这两下子也不行啊

[00:15:27] 这这这这

[00:15:29] 诶

[00:15:30] 他往旁边地上一看

[00:15:32] 坏水冒上来了

[00:15:34] 什么原因呢

[00:15:36] 靠着墙根那一溜啊

[00:15:38] 有不少半截的砖头

[00:15:43] 他一伸手

[00:15:44] 抄起两块来

[00:15:46] 把双轮别好了

[00:15:48] 一只手握着一块

[00:15:51] 心说

[00:15:52] 这是没大的流星

[00:15:55] 助我叔叔一臂之力呀

[00:15:58] 想到这儿

[00:16:00] 他就找机会

[00:16:02] 等啊等啊等啊诶

[00:16:05] 机会来了

[00:16:07] 正好这仇乐天后背对着徐伦

[00:16:11] 再看这徐伦往前一蹦

[00:16:14] 把这砖头就撇出去了

[00:16:17] 好小子

[00:16:19] 休走招法宝

[00:16:22] 嗯

[00:16:24] 你想离得那么近

[00:16:27] 瞅乐天也没留神

[00:16:29] 能躲得开吗

[00:16:31] 这半头砖正好砸脖子上啊

[00:16:34] 啪的一下

[00:16:37] 把仇乐天砸的身子往前一抢

[00:16:40] 倒了霉了

[00:16:42] 怎么倒的霉呀

[00:16:44] 他还伸着手呢

[00:16:46] 伸手就怕迟愣

[00:16:48] 他身子一摘歪

[00:16:49] 步伐乱了

[00:16:51] 徐方的双棒正走下盘奔他的双腿

[00:16:58] 脖子上挨了一砖头

[00:17:00] 腿肚子上还挨了一棒

[00:17:03] 啪呀噔噔噔噔噔扑通

[00:17:07] 把酬乐天这一棒子就拍出去了

[00:17:13] 摔到地上

[00:17:14] 是就地翻滚呢

[00:17:16] 好在抽到腿肚子上

[00:17:19] 要打到迎面骨上

[00:17:21] 他双腿就作废了

[00:17:23] 就这也不轻啊

[00:17:26] 彭九公看的清楚

[00:17:29] 心说

[00:17:30] 好

[00:17:30] 徐伦呢

[00:17:31] 这小子更坏呀

[00:17:33] 抢救

[00:17:35] 有人过去

[00:17:37] 把抽了

[00:17:38] 天抬回来了

[00:17:40] 瞅了天

[00:17:41] 就是腿发点瘸

[00:17:43] 别的伤没有

[00:17:45] 气的直咬牙看看看好哇

[00:17:51] 徐伦呐

[00:17:54] 你等着我呢

[00:17:56] 你要落到我手里

[00:17:58] 我把你扒皮草卷

[00:18:01] 徐伦还不服气呢

[00:18:03] 什

[00:18:03] 什么你说

[00:18:05] 把我抓住

[00:18:06] 你也配下辈子吧

[00:18:10] 刚才那功夫怎么样

[00:18:12] 那是我的绝活

[00:18:14] 我光练这手绝活就练了30 多年

[00:18:19] 你说这不瞪眼胡白话吗

[00:18:22] 气的愁乐天不知道怎么的好了

[00:18:26] 彭九公就说伤要重

[00:18:30] 下面休息去吧

[00:18:31] 啊不不不不一会就好

[00:18:34] 一会儿就好

[00:18:36] 有人找来把椅子

[00:18:38] 抽了天坐这儿

[00:18:40] 有几个人过来给他按摩

[00:18:43] 揉他这腿肚子

[00:18:45] 他在这儿休息

[00:18:46] 暂且不提

[00:18:48] 单说彭九公

[00:18:50] 一看自己不过去

[00:18:52] 简直就不行了

[00:18:54] 想我的我我怎么赢他呢

[00:18:58] 这俩矬子我一个也不能放过

[00:19:02] 想到这儿拎刀

[00:19:04] 他过来了

[00:19:06] 徐芳啊

[00:19:08] 一看跟他伸手

[00:19:10] 找不着便宜

[00:19:13] 拉着小矬子

[00:19:14] 徐伦转身回归本队

[00:19:16] 诶

[00:19:17] 大爷

[00:19:18] 该换班了吧

[00:19:20] 诶

[00:19:20] 好

[00:19:21] 张三丰心说

[00:19:23] 见应就回啊

[00:19:25] 可也行了

[00:19:26] 我也缓过劲来了

[00:19:29] 张三丰点了点头

[00:19:31] 你二人在后边休息

[00:19:33] 看贫道我的

[00:19:36] 张道爷仗剑来斗彭九公

[00:19:41] 这一伸手

[00:19:42] 没有三个回合

[00:19:44] 咱们再说彭云

[00:19:47] 彭云一看他爹伸了手了

[00:19:49] 心就提到嗓子眼儿

[00:19:51] 他深知这狗皮老道厉害呀

[00:19:55] 我爹要有点闪失

[00:19:57] 如何是好

[00:19:59] 算了

[00:20:01] 算了

[00:20:02] 不能这么打呀

[00:20:05] 照这样打下去

[00:20:06] 我们的人受伤的受伤

[00:20:08] 失败的失败呀

[00:20:10] 他就喊上了

[00:20:12] 爹

[00:20:13] 你先回来

[00:20:15] 我有事情跟你商议

[00:20:19] 彭九公就一皱眉心说

[00:20:22] 这孩子

[00:20:23] 刚才有话怎么不说呀

[00:20:26] 我这刚伸手就叫我

[00:20:29] 他也不知道有什么事

[00:20:31] 虚晃一招

[00:20:32] 跳出圈外

[00:20:34] 用手一指张三汤

[00:20:37] 我可不是怕你

[00:20:39] 你也听见了

[00:20:40] 我儿子叫我

[00:20:42] 等我们说完了话再动手也不迟

[00:20:47] 转身的回归

[00:20:49] 本队来到彭云近前

[00:20:52] 什么事

[00:20:53] 爹

[00:20:55] 这又何苦啊

[00:20:57] 您看看周围全是咱的弟兄啊

[00:21:02] 他们都在那戳着干什么呢

[00:21:05] 今天晚上

[00:21:06] 咱就得以多为胜啊

[00:21:09] 照这样再打下去

[00:21:11] 咱们谁也沾不着光

[00:21:14] 还得叫他们跑了

[00:21:17] 那样好嘛

[00:21:20] 以多为胜

[00:21:21] 不算是英雄啊

[00:21:23] 哎呀

[00:21:23] 我的爹呀

[00:21:24] 您太固执了

[00:21:26] 跟他们伸手讲什么客气

[00:21:30] 什么叫君子

[00:21:32] 什么叫小人

[00:21:33] 把他们抓住

[00:21:35] 这才是上策呀

[00:21:37] 爹

[00:21:37] 你听我的

[00:21:38] 肯定错不了

[00:21:40] 咱手下好几千人呢

[00:21:42] 轮番打

[00:21:44] 累也把他们累死

[00:21:47] 您看这有多好

[00:21:50] 嗯

[00:21:52] 好

[00:21:54] 就一米

[00:21:57] 再说这彭云把掌中的兵刃一晃

[00:22:01] 弟兄们

[00:22:03] 大家听着

[00:22:05] 有钢

[00:22:06] 得使到刃儿上

[00:22:09] 看着没

[00:22:10] 面前的敌人就这么一小戳

[00:22:13] 数一数才七八个人儿

[00:22:16] 咱们几百人还怕他们吗

[00:22:20] 啊

[00:22:21] 大家勇敢拼搏

[00:22:23] 给我往上冲

[00:22:25] 能抓住一个

[00:22:27] 赏白银一百两

[00:22:29] 活的死的都行

[00:22:32] 弟兄们

[00:22:33] 冲

[00:22:36] 这帮人一听行啊

[00:22:39] 一命令不敢不听

[00:22:41] 二重赏之下

[00:22:42] 必有勇夫

[00:22:44] 呼啦朝这些人各拉家伙就冲上去了

[00:22:50] 张三丰怕就怕这个

[00:22:53] 须防虚伦也害怕这个

[00:22:57] 因此才采取一个拖字

[00:23:01] 徐芳才拿着话把彭九公给咬住

[00:23:05] 单对单

[00:23:06] 各对各

[00:23:07] 可长了

[00:23:09] 人家看透了

[00:23:10] 不上你这当

[00:23:13] 怕什么来什么呢

[00:23:15] 这么老多人过来

[00:23:16] 这一包围不要紧

[00:23:19] 徐方心就乱了

[00:23:21] 不行不行不行

[00:23:22] 我说道爷

[00:23:24] 这怎么办

[00:23:25] 老道一皱眉

[00:23:27] 看来是凶多吉少