《Stupid》歌词

[00:00:00] Stupid - Thelonious Monk (瑟隆尼斯孟克)

[00:00:08] There was this little old lady

[00:00:11] She had a poodle doggy

[00:00:14] One day while giving little fifi a bath

[00:00:17] She thought of an innovation

[00:00:21] So after some tender lovin'

[00:00:24] She threw her into the microwave oven

[00:00:27] That poor little poodle never heard the bell ding

[00:00:30] She went out with a bang

[00:00:32] If you know what I mean

[00:00:34] Stupid that was stupid

[00:00:37] No you can't say that that was smart

[00:00:41] Stupid sometimes we're stupid

[00:00:44] Our brains must be falling apart

[00:00:48] This one guy got arrested

[00:00:51] His presence was requested

[00:00:55] It seems he was suspected

[00:00:58] Of breaking and stealing from vending machines

[00:01:01] Well he swore that he was innocent

[00:01:04] So he paid off his bail and home he went

[00:01:08] But soon back to jail our hero was sent

[00:01:11] Because he paid off his bail with quarters and dimes

[00:01:15] Stupid that was stupid

[00:01:18] No you can't say that that was smart

[00:01:22] Stupid sometimes we're stupid

[00:01:25] Our brains have a missing part

[00:01:56] Some people pound their bibles

[00:01:59] Waving them at their rivals

[00:02:02] Just like in Paul's epistles

[00:02:05] Our gentleness is evident to all

[00:02:08] We throw the heathen into a panic

[00:02:12] As we're bombing abortion clinics

[00:02:15] While insisting to the cynics

[00:02:18] They will know we are Christians by our love

[00:02:22] Stupid that is stupid

[00:02:25] No you can't say that that is smart

[00:02:29] Stupid sometimes we're stupid

[00:02:32] Lord we could use a change of heart

[00:02:36] Stupid that is stupid

[00:02:39] No you can't say that that is smart

[00:02:43] Stupid sometimes we're stupid

[00:02:46] Lord we could use a change of heart