《水浒0101》歌词

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[00:00:00] 武松啊

[00:00:00] 不会什么水

[00:00:02] 但是呢比不会的强点

[00:00:06] 她在水里就折腾开了

[00:00:08] 内意思想起来

[00:00:10] 想到岸上

[00:00:12] 心有力不足吧

[00:00:14] 等等等等等等等等等等

[00:00:20] 这份折腾

[00:00:22] 可就在这个时候

[00:00:25] 从庄园的里边儿来了一伙人

[00:00:29] 弄了20多口子

[00:00:31] 手中各拿刀枪棍棒

[00:00:35] 为首的人个头也不高

[00:00:38] 向短波粗

[00:00:40] 原本脸刷子没

[00:00:43] 能有个二十六七岁

[00:00:46] 手里头拎着一口扑当

[00:00:49] 一边往这儿来

[00:00:51] 一边问

[00:00:52] 在哪呢

[00:00:53] 她不是跑了

[00:00:54] 跑不远

[00:00:55] 很容易跑不远

[00:00:56] 就在这儿

[00:00:57] 就在这儿

[00:00:59] 说着话

[00:01:00] 奔到西边

[00:01:02] 人们往水里一看

[00:01:03] 看见了

[00:01:04] 哎

[00:01:05] 这哎呀

[00:01:07] 头领

[00:01:08] 就这小子

[00:01:08] 就这小子

[00:01:10] 就这野和尚

[00:01:11] 他怎么跑这儿扎蒙子来了

[00:01:14] 与此同时

[00:01:16] 从酒馆那个方向又来了一伙人

[00:01:21] 也有二三十口子

[00:01:23] 为首的是个搓胖子

[00:01:26] 就是被武松扔到心中那一组

[00:01:30] 被人家就回去换了一套衣服

[00:01:34] 带着打手回来找武松

[00:01:37] 结果到酒馆一看

[00:01:39] 人没了

[00:01:40] 春丽正在寻找

[00:01:42] 也来到这地方

[00:01:43] 两伙凑在一块儿

[00:01:46] 闹了半天

[00:01:47] 这俩人是亲哥俩

[00:01:51] 兄弟

[00:01:51] 挨了打了

[00:01:52] 把哥哥请出来帮忙

[00:01:55] 来找吴松再次相遇

[00:01:58] 挨打的那个主意

[00:01:59] 看哥哥

[00:02:01] 就是这个和尚

[00:02:03] 把他整上来

[00:02:05] 非得出出气不可

[00:02:06] 来来来

[00:02:10] 毛钩

[00:02:11] 套索都霹雳啪嗒啪嗒的袍子上的把武松给练上来了

[00:02:17] 内口雪花镔铁

[00:02:18] 钢刀又给捞上来了

[00:02:21] 武松到了上面就动不了地方

[00:02:24] 肚子灌得多大呀

[00:02:27] 呼哧呼哧光喘气

[00:02:30] 因此被人家三道要捆了个结结实实

[00:02:36] 几个人换班

[00:02:37] 抬着把他抬进庄村

[00:02:41] 到了人家这一亩三分地儿

[00:02:44] 就得听人家的

[00:02:47] 武松肚子里还有水呢

[00:02:50] 有水活该

[00:02:51] 人家管你这套

[00:02:54] 把武松的衣服拔掉

[00:02:56] 光穿个裤头

[00:02:58] 就给吊在梁坨上了

[00:03:03] 这哥俩搬把椅子往面前一坐

[00:03:05] 哼

[00:03:07] 善有善报

[00:03:08] 恶有恶报

[00:03:11] 你个和尚

[00:03:12] 这是你自讨苦吃

[00:03:15] 来一打

[00:03:17] 回来打死打哎

[00:03:21] 过了

[00:03:22] 两个年轻人拎着鞭子

[00:03:25] 这回甭沾水

[00:03:27] 武松身上都是水

[00:03:30] 把头发滴滴答答往下淌水呢

[00:03:34] 因此

[00:03:35] 这两条满边飞舞绕

[00:03:39] 啪嗒啪嗒

[00:03:41] 啪嗒啪嗒啪嗒

[00:03:44] 也不管脑袋

[00:03:46] 屁股就抽开

[00:03:49] 这几鞭子

[00:03:51] 把武松抽地清醒过来了

[00:03:54] 他心里明白

[00:03:55] 哎呀

[00:03:57] 怪我

[00:03:59] 菜园的张清兄嫂一再告诉我

[00:04:03] 酒要少吃

[00:04:05] 我也明白这个理儿

[00:04:07] 可到了时候

[00:04:08] 自己管不了自己

[00:04:11] 我要不是喝酒喝多了

[00:04:14] 何至如此

[00:04:16] 人家打我呀

[00:04:17] 我该打呀

[00:04:19] 不打我打谁

[00:04:22] 谁让我打了人家呢

[00:04:23] 哎

[00:04:25] 落到这一步

[00:04:26] 爱怎么地怎么地吧

[00:04:29] 武松把牙关一咬

[00:04:31] 心一横

[00:04:32] 就这么挨鞭子

[00:04:34] 一声都不吭

[00:04:38] 就好像抽木头

[00:04:39] 棒子差不多少

[00:04:42] 这哥俩在这儿坐着看着

[00:04:44] 呵呵

[00:04:46] 有骨头啊

[00:04:48] 看来你真金豆

[00:04:50] 压力太大

[00:04:53] 累了

[00:04:54] 就换人

[00:04:57] 那么

[00:04:57] 真要这样打下去

[00:05:00] 武松这条命就交代了

[00:05:04] 抽了不到十点

[00:05:07] 门外响起脚步声

[00:05:10] 有人进来

[00:05:13] 你们这是打谁呢

[00:05:15] 哎

[00:05:16] 这哥俩回头一看

[00:05:18] 老师

[00:05:20] 您不在后屋休息

[00:05:22] 怎么到这儿

[00:05:22] 我听这儿吵吵喊喊的

[00:05:26] 这

[00:05:26] 这人怎么着

[00:05:27] 您甭甭问

[00:05:30] 山大了

[00:05:30] 什么鸟都有嘛

[00:05:32] 这也贼和尚

[00:05:34] 无缘无故把我兄弟给揍

[00:05:36] 你敢揍他

[00:05:37] 鼻梁子好悬

[00:05:38] 没折了

[00:05:39] 打完了还不说

[00:05:40] 把我兄弟还扔到大溪里

[00:05:42] 好悬没被淹死

[00:05:45] 这不是我们把他给抓住了

[00:05:47] 所以把他打死我们好出气哦

[00:05:52] 是怎么回事儿

[00:05:53] 哎

[00:05:55] 单巴掌拍不响

[00:05:57] 是从两来

[00:05:59] 莫怪一方啊

[00:06:00] 算了算了

[00:06:01] 打打算了

[00:06:02] 别别打

[00:06:02] 别打

[00:06:04] 这种说话真假差

[00:06:07] 打人的主儿往两旁一闪

[00:06:10] 这哥俩也欠身离座

[00:06:13] 规规矩矩躲到旁边

[00:06:16] 后来的这个人

[00:06:19] 来在武松进钱

[00:06:22] 抬起头来仔细观看

[00:06:26] 不看则可

[00:06:28] 等看完了

[00:06:29] 这人大叫了一声

[00:06:31] 哎呀

[00:06:32] 兄弟

[00:06:34] 怎么是你呀

[00:06:39] 武松把眼也睁开了

[00:06:42] 跟这人脸对脸面对面看得非常清楚

[00:06:48] 就见这主儿身形也不高

[00:06:51] 也是个矬胖子

[00:06:54] 长得挺黑

[00:06:56] 一张洁面

[00:06:58] 浓眉阔目

[00:07:00] 一直口方

[00:07:01] 脸上还有点臊皮嘎

[00:07:04] 三流黑狐

[00:07:06] 一眼就看出来了

[00:07:08] 正是及时雨孝义黑三郎宋江

[00:07:17] 武松没想到在这能遇上熟人啊

[00:07:21] 哥哥快来救我

[00:07:23] 哎哟我的兄弟

[00:07:24] 这这怎么说的事

[00:07:26] 快放下来

[00:07:27] 放下来

[00:07:29] 宋江一说话

[00:07:30] 屋里这帮人傻了

[00:07:33] 那个俩也不知道怎么回事

[00:07:35] 快快放下

[00:07:36] 放下

[00:07:38] 这才把武松在梁坡上放下来

[00:07:42] 武松啊

[00:07:43] 胳膊腿儿不好使

[00:07:45] 换联动

[00:07:47] 白挨打呀

[00:07:50] 宋江赶紧招呼人

[00:07:53] 找了棉牌

[00:07:55] 给五松果上两条腿上药

[00:07:59] 然后排着离开这间屋

[00:08:01] 赶奔二道院

[00:08:04] 这儿的怨

[00:08:05] 屋里头温暖如春

[00:08:08] 生了两个大盘火盆

[00:08:11] 一进屋

[00:08:12] 热气突脸

[00:08:15] 武松就感觉着浑身上下那么舒服

[00:08:19] 有人把床给之上

[00:08:22] 炭火盆搬得进钱

[00:08:25] 那个歌俩站到宋江后的制作压花

[00:08:31] 师傅

[00:08:33] 这是谁啊

[00:08:35] 哎呀

[00:08:37] 咱们经常提炼

[00:08:40] 昨天我还跟你们讲呢

[00:08:42] 我的过命好朋友

[00:08:45] 我的兄弟武松武二郎啊

[00:08:51] 是啊

[00:08:53] 他就是景阳岗打虎的英雄

[00:08:56] 是啊呸

[00:08:59] 哎呀

[00:09:00] 不行啊

[00:09:01] 这不是一个和声啊

[00:09:04] 就说我

[00:09:04] 我也弄糊涂了

[00:09:06] 我也得问问是怎么回事儿

[00:09:08] 反正他是我兄弟

[00:09:13] 这阵武松啊

[00:09:14] 就坐起来了

[00:09:15] Na 真是铜打铁铸的汉子

[00:09:19] 宋江说

[00:09:19] 你别动

[00:09:20] 你就在这躺着

[00:09:22] 好好讲讲讲讲

[00:09:23] 不没事儿

[00:09:24] 没事儿给我缓过来

[00:09:28] 有人给历经一碗姜汤水

[00:09:31] 又辣又烫

[00:09:33] 武松喝了一碗

[00:09:35] A 这一喝不要紧

[00:09:37] 把肚子里的水给引上来

[00:09:39] 哇哇吐了半坛桶

[00:09:41] 紧跟着又喝了一碗

[00:09:43] 一切恢复正常

[00:09:48] 那个俩扑通跪下

[00:09:50] 无毒涛

[00:09:52] 我们有眼不识泰山

[00:09:56] 把您给伤了

[00:09:57] 我们是罪该万死

[00:09:59] 在您面前请罪

[00:10:03] 武松转过身问宋江

[00:10:06] 大哥

[00:10:07] 这这是谁嗨

[00:10:09] 我的两个徒弟

[00:10:12] 他用手一指搓胖子

[00:10:14] 就是被武松打的那个主人送绰号毛头星

[00:10:21] 他叫苦恋

[00:10:23] 这位是她哥哥

[00:10:24] 叫独火星孔铭

[00:10:29] 这亲弟兄

[00:10:30] 将来梁山100单八将也有他们俩

[00:10:37] 啊

[00:10:37] 武松一听是一家人了

[00:10:39] 赶紧用手相掺把孔是弟兄拉起来

[00:10:44] 这哥儿俩觉着太不好意思了

[00:10:46] 毒头

[00:10:47] 你可别说了

[00:10:48] 别说了

[00:10:48] 不知者不怪

[00:10:52] 不打不相识嘛

[00:10:54] 这算得了什么呢

[00:10:56] 我不是也把你们给打了

[00:10:58] 真是

[00:11:00] 哎呀

[00:11:00] 您呢

[00:11:01] 手头可真够重的

[00:11:02] 好像没把我给拍死

[00:11:05] 一句话把大伙儿全逗乐了

[00:11:08] 孔氏弟兄吩咐一声

[00:11:10] 排摆酒宴

[00:11:12] 给武都头接风洗尘

[00:11:16] 也给他压惊

[00:11:18] 一声令下

[00:11:19] 如山倒啊

[00:11:21] 几十名庄克根穿梭一样在屋里飘摆桌椅

[00:11:27] 酒宴摆下

[00:11:29] 宋江叫武松做上手na

[00:11:33] 武松能干呢

[00:11:34] 哥哥您折煞我的阳寿啊

[00:11:38] 您是主任

[00:11:39] 您应当坐

[00:11:40] 正坐我在侧

[00:11:41] 坐相陪

[00:11:43] 那个两把了横头

[00:11:47] 推杯换盏

[00:11:49] 边吃边谈

[00:11:51] 其他的人垂手站立两旁

[00:11:55] 服饰这次为武松就问宋江

[00:12:01] 大哥

[00:12:03] 咱哥俩一晃分手有一年半了吧

[00:12:08] 嗯

[00:12:09] 何止一年半呢

[00:12:11] 20 个月

[00:12:12] 哎呀

[00:12:13] 武松说

[00:12:14] 时光过得是真快呀

[00:12:18] 那么咱哥俩分手之后

[00:12:20] 您意向如何

[00:12:22] 怎么到这儿来了

[00:12:25] 宋江把酒杯放下了

[00:12:27] 先别

[00:12:29] 你还记得吧

[00:12:30] 咱们弟兄是在柴家庄

[00:12:33] 小旋风柴进地家中相遇

[00:12:38] 后来

[00:12:39] 你先走了

[00:12:41] 你走之后

[00:12:42] 我接茬

[00:12:43] 还在那儿住

[00:12:44] 我又住了大半年呢

[00:12:48] 后来

[00:12:49] 我太想家了

[00:12:51] 又不敢回去

[00:12:53] 恐怕杀阎婆惜一按

[00:12:57] 在揪到我头上

[00:12:59] 因此让我兄弟送亲回家

[00:13:03] 探听风声

[00:13:05] 我兄弟回去一趟

[00:13:07] 又回走柴家庄

[00:13:08] 告诉我不行

[00:13:10] 不让我回去

[00:13:11] 案子还未了结呀

[00:13:14] 虽然风声不那么及格

[00:13:17] 但是官府非要把我捉拿归案不可

[00:13:23] 就这样

[00:13:24] 我不敢回去了

[00:13:26] 我打发我兄弟送亲回家

[00:13:28] 服侍老妇

[00:13:30] 我一个人继续在柴家庄住

[00:13:34] 没过了几天

[00:13:35] 这哥儿俩孔明、孔亮上柴家庄串门儿去

[00:13:39] 正好碰上我了

[00:13:42] 过去我教过他们拳脚棍吧

[00:13:45] 所以以师徒相称

[00:13:48] 这哥俩非把我接到他们家来不可

[00:13:52] 我一想换个地方也行

[00:13:54] 我这才迁居于ce

[00:13:57] 我在这儿住了快一年多了

[00:14:01] 哦

[00:14:02] 吴松点点头

[00:14:04] A 宋江就问

[00:14:06] 兄弟

[00:14:07] 你呢

[00:14:09] 咱们弟兄分手之后

[00:14:11] 我听说你景阳岗打虎一举成名

[00:14:16] 后来你在阳谷县做了猪头哥哥

[00:14:20] 我替你高兴

[00:14:22] 又过了一段时间

[00:14:24] 听说出了事儿了

[00:14:26] 你哥哥被人所害

[00:14:28] 你杀了潘金莲

[00:14:32] 又杀了西门庆

[00:14:34] 后来听说你被发配到孟州

[00:14:38] 以后的消息就不清楚了

[00:14:41] 那么你怎么变成了头陀和尚

[00:14:46] 嗨

[00:14:47] 别提了

[00:14:49] 我算倒了霉了

[00:14:52] 吴松就把发配孟州

[00:14:56] 遇上金眼彪施恩

[00:14:58] 如何结拜

[00:15:00] 如何服夺

[00:15:01] 快活林醉打蒋门神

[00:15:04] 如何被张都监所害发配恩州大闹飞云浦、血剑鸳鸯楼

[00:15:13] 把这经过全说了

[00:15:16] 孔明跟孔亮哥俩听着是眉飞色舞

[00:15:23] 有时候呢

[00:15:24] 脸笑得跟一朵花

[00:15:26] 有的时候绷得跟瘟神差不多

[00:15:31] 心中暗想

[00:15:33] 武松真神人也

[00:15:38] 我们真比不了啊

[00:15:40] 顶天立地的英雄

[00:15:42] 做的这些事儿干净利索脆

[00:15:47] 这才叫大丈夫

[00:15:50] 因此

[00:15:50] 孔是弟兄

[00:15:51] 羡慕的是无可无不可

[00:15:56] 宋江听着

[00:15:57] 也不住地点头

[00:16:00] 贤弟啊

[00:16:01] 人这一生

[00:16:03] 七灾八难

[00:16:06] 没有一个一杆子能支到头儿的

[00:16:11] 根据你刚才所说

[00:16:14] 你能有今天

[00:16:15] 这是不幸之中的万幸

[00:16:19] 可不是吗

[00:16:20] 后来我到了大树十字坡

[00:16:23] 我的哥哥菜园子张青

[00:16:26] 嫂子母夜叉孙二娘

[00:16:29] 恐怕官府把我抓着

[00:16:31] 逼着我化妆

[00:16:33] 改扮知道不

[00:16:34] 我也成了托头和尚了

[00:16:39] 这哥俩高兴得不得了

[00:16:42] 烙起来没完

[00:16:43] 没散呢

[00:16:46] 这就应了内句话了

[00:16:49] 久旱逢甘雨

[00:16:51] 他乡遇故知

[00:16:54] 洞房花烛夜

[00:16:57] 金榜题名时

[00:17:00] 漫说古人

[00:17:03] 我们呢也是这样

[00:17:05] 出差到了外地

[00:17:07] U 遇上本乡本土的熟人了

[00:17:11] 你瞧那心情得多高兴啊

[00:17:15] 这宋江啊

[00:17:16] 就问武松

[00:17:18] 那么

[00:17:19] 兄弟

[00:17:19] 下一步我打算怎么办

[00:17:23] 武松一皱眉

[00:17:24] 啊

[00:17:24] 哥哥

[00:17:25] 实不相瞒呢

[00:17:27] 我现在走投无路

[00:17:30] 官府发下海捕公文

[00:17:34] 非要把我抓住归案

[00:17:37] 我能瞪眼叫他们收什么

[00:17:40] 所以我带了封信要投奔二龙山宝珠寺

[00:17:47] 迁至入伙儿

[00:17:49] 从今以后

[00:17:51] 我我就得当土匪啦

[00:17:55] 我没办法

[00:17:57] 哦

[00:17:58] 原来如此

[00:18:00] 我听说花和尚鲁智深青面兽杨志

[00:18:06] 他们的出身也十分了不得呀

[00:18:10] 你们三位要能聚一在一起

[00:18:14] 也未尝不是好事

[00:18:18] 哎

[00:18:18] 盼着吧

[00:18:20] 早晚有一天

[00:18:22] 拨开乌云

[00:18:23] 重现天日

[00:18:26] 这个世界上能讲道理

[00:18:29] 咱们有地方申冤

[00:18:32] 也就好了

[00:18:33] 武松说

[00:18:34] 你还放心

[00:18:35] 没那种年月

[00:18:37] 我看出来了

[00:18:39] 哎

[00:18:39] 还非造反不可了

[00:18:43] 这话就弹起来没完了

[00:18:45] 头一天就这么过去了

[00:18:49] 到了第二天呢

[00:18:50] 孔明

[00:18:50] 孔亮

[00:18:52] 给武松收拾一间好房子

[00:18:55] 屋里收拾的干干净净的

[00:18:58] 炭火盆

[00:19:00] 被褥都给准备了

[00:19:02] 宋江呢

[00:19:03] 凑热闹

[00:19:05] 跟武松搬到一个屋了

[00:19:08] 哥俩晚上没事儿好闲谈

[00:19:11] 那么转过天来

[00:19:13] 红是弟兄设摆酒宴款待宋江和武松

[00:19:19] 一日三餐

[00:19:21] 变着样给做

[00:19:24] 拿武松当活神仙

[00:19:28] 光阴似箭

[00:19:30] 日月如梭

[00:19:32] 武松在这儿住了半个月

[00:19:36] 伤也好了

[00:19:38] 体力也恢复了

[00:19:40] 武松不想住了

[00:19:43] 第二天嘛

[00:19:44] 像宋江跟孔明

[00:19:46] 孔亮提出了告辞

[00:19:50] 这哥俩一听

[00:19:52] 一个劲儿的晃脑袋

[00:19:53] 别别别

[00:19:56] 我捂住头

[00:19:57] 怎么

[00:19:58] 莫非我们招待的不周吗

[00:20:02] 很难得相聚啊

[00:20:04] 眼看快过年了

[00:20:06] 你就过了年再走

[00:20:08] 也不为迟晚呢

[00:20:11] 说什么我们不能放你走

[00:20:14] 武松说

[00:20:15] 呀

[00:20:15] 我这人还有个B

[00:20:17] 我要认准这条道

[00:20:20] 我是非走下去不可

[00:20:23] 我实在是待不下去了

[00:20:26] 我准备早一天

[00:20:28] 敢问二龙山宝珠寺把我的事情交代清楚

[00:20:32] 我的心就放下了

[00:20:34] 如果咱们弟兄没出够

[00:20:36] 那没关系

[00:20:38] 俩山到不了一起

[00:20:40] 俩人呢

[00:20:41] 太能到一块儿了

[00:20:43] 将来咱还有相聚的机会

[00:20:46] 让武松这一说

[00:20:48] 宋江心也活了

[00:20:51] 宋江说

[00:20:52] 贤弟要走啊

[00:20:53] 咱弟兄一块儿走

[00:20:56] 我在孔家庄住的时间也不算短了

[00:20:59] 我打算赶奔

[00:21:01] 青峰山去投小李广花荣啊

[00:21:06] 我怀上还带着花荣的信

[00:21:10] 人家早就约我去

[00:21:12] 我一直拖到今天没拔出腿去

[00:21:16] 正好咱弟兄二人做个伴

[00:21:19] 红是弟兄

[00:21:20] 看这多好

[00:21:22] 两位都要走

[00:21:24] 实在无法挽留了

[00:21:27] 只好摆起一桌丰盛的酒宴

[00:21:30] 给老师和武松践行

[00:21:34] 您分别这篇孔氏弟兄每人赠送了一百两雪花白银

[00:21:43] 不要不行啊

[00:21:44] 宋江说

[00:21:45] 待着待着吧

[00:21:46] 将来咱们要有了呢

[00:21:48] 他们弟兄在花

[00:21:51] 哎呀

[00:21:51] 两个人收拾利便起身告辞

[00:21:55] 孔氏弟兄带着五六十名庄客采后的送行

[00:22:01] 送了一站又一站

[00:22:03] 送了一程又一程啊

[00:22:06] 送出30 多里地去了

[00:22:09] 最后宋江100首

[00:22:11] 你们弟兄回去吧

[00:22:13] 送君千里

[00:22:15] 终须一别呀

[00:22:17] 你把我送到哪去

[00:22:18] 师傅

[00:22:20] 一路保重

[00:22:22] 您多在要见着小李广华容之后

[00:22:26] 给我们捎封信

[00:22:28] 以免我们哥俩挂念

[00:22:30] 武都头

[00:22:32] 你也是如此

[00:22:34] 要到了二龙山宝珠寺

[00:22:36] 千万派人给我们捎个信儿哈哈哈

[00:22:41] 就这样洒泪分别

[00:22:44] 但是说武松和宋江

[00:22:47] 哥俩往前走着

[00:22:49] 宋江就跟武松商量

[00:22:52] 兄弟

[00:22:53] 我看这样吧

[00:22:55] 你先不要急于去二龙山

[00:22:59] 你跟我上清风寨

[00:23:01] 嗨

[00:23:02] 武松一笑

[00:23:03] 大哥听小弟到来