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[00:00:01] 翘嘴巴咯付出量

[00:00:04] 奉命来到二龙山

[00:00:07] 来见三位头领

[00:00:09] 花和尚鲁智深、青面兽杨志和行者武松

[00:00:16] 这副纯良啊

[00:00:17] 能白活

[00:00:19] 多大的场面也不畏惧

[00:00:23] 见面儿深施一礼

[00:00:24] 头一句话就说

[00:00:26] 三位啊

[00:00:28] 我奉命来求你们来了

[00:00:32] 鲁智深沉着脸往下看了看他

[00:00:37] 这话什么意思啊

[00:00:39] 什么是来求我们哎呦代王永炳

[00:00:46] 富春凉没敢说瞎话

[00:00:48] 就把这经过呀

[00:00:50] 如实地讲了一遍

[00:00:52] 然后把李丹和书信线上

[00:00:56] 鲁智深也不认字儿

[00:00:59] 找个识字的给他一读

[00:01:02] 嗯

[00:01:04] 礼物在什么地方

[00:01:06] A 已经经过验收了

[00:01:09] 那行啦

[00:01:12] 哎

[00:01:12] 你叫什么

[00:01:13] A

[00:01:13] 小人姓付

[00:01:15] 双明纯良

[00:01:18] 啊富纯良

[00:01:21] 你来的时候儿

[00:01:22] 你们的头领就没掂掂分量

[00:01:26] 咱们一点儿过节都没有我冲啥要给你们帮忙啊

[00:01:32] 哎呀

[00:01:32] 大师啊

[00:01:33] 您这话说错了

[00:01:36] 要没缘也没道理

[00:01:38] 我敢来吗

[00:01:40] 你想

[00:01:41] 咱是连山之好啊

[00:01:44] 那么官府先打桃花山

[00:01:47] 下一步肯定是二龙山

[00:01:51] 这叫唇亡齿寒呐

[00:01:54] 您要帮着我们的忙

[00:01:56] 也等于帮着您自己的忙

[00:01:58] 您说是不是这个理儿

[00:02:01] 再者一说

[00:02:02] 我们九文三位头领轰雷贯耳

[00:02:07] 拿您大和尚来说

[00:02:09] 您这声名显赫

[00:02:11] 无人不知无人不晓啊

[00:02:14] 想当年

[00:02:15] 您出于义气拳打郑关西

[00:02:19] 后来醉打山门

[00:02:21] 又到了东京大相国寺

[00:02:23] 倒拔垂杨柳

[00:02:25] 结识了林50

[00:02:27] 林冲啊

[00:02:29] 后来大闹野猪林

[00:02:31] 救了林武师的性命

[00:02:34] 您在什么节骨眼上都扶困济危

[00:02:39] 您说您这么大的名气

[00:02:42] 能说不管我们吗

[00:02:44] 我想不会的

[00:02:46] 另外这二位头领青面兽、杨志、杨头领

[00:02:51] 那是名门之后

[00:02:53] 将门D

[00:02:53] 虎子杨家将

[00:02:55] 谁不知道啊

[00:02:58] 哪个不晓得

[00:02:59] 大破天门阵的穆桂英哪个不知道

[00:03:03] 佘太君

[00:03:05] 嗯

[00:03:06] 这是杨雯之后啊

[00:03:08] 满门忠烈

[00:03:10] 一项扶困济危

[00:03:13] 今天我们有难处了

[00:03:15] 能坐视不管吗

[00:03:17] 再说这位头领行者

[00:03:19] 武松武二郎那名声就更大了

[00:03:24] 你说谁不知道啊

[00:03:26] 景阳岗打虎的英雄啊

[00:03:28] A 开吊杀嫂

[00:03:31] 狮子楼斗西门庆

[00:03:34] 大闹孟州

[00:03:35] 到醉打蒋门神快活林

[00:03:38] 另外血剑鸳鸯楼夜走蜈蚣岭

[00:03:44] 无人不知

[00:03:45] 无人不晓

[00:03:46] 那么今天这三位头领都在座哪位

[00:03:51] 都是响当当的英雄好汉

[00:03:53] 看着我们桃花山挨欺负

[00:03:56] 能说不管吗

[00:03:57] 嗯

[00:03:58] 因此小人斗胆

[00:04:00] 来见三位大王

[00:04:03] 恳请你们拔刀相助

[00:04:07] 这三位啊

[00:04:08] 都是吃顺不吃呛

[00:04:10] A

[00:04:11] 他说的也是实情

[00:04:13] 鲁智深听完了

[00:04:15] 心里舒舒服服的

[00:04:18] 呵呵哈哈哈

[00:04:23] 行

[00:04:25] 你小子这嘴叉子挺棒

[00:04:29] 这样吧

[00:04:30] 你先下去歇歇腿儿

[00:04:33] 我们哥儿几个商量商量

[00:04:36] 是代王

[00:04:39] 小树

[00:04:39] 下去

[00:04:41] 他走了之后

[00:04:42] 这哥仨商量商量鲁智深争取内二位的意见

[00:04:48] 二位贤弟啊

[00:04:49] 你们看这个事儿咋办

[00:04:52] 杨志说了

[00:04:54] 我哥哥来人说的没有夸张之处

[00:05:00] 句句都是实情

[00:05:02] 方才我也分析了

[00:05:05] 的确是唇亡齿寒呐

[00:05:08] 这胡言硕来者不善

[00:05:10] 善者不来

[00:05:12] 既然先打桃花山

[00:05:14] 下一个目标肯定是二龙山

[00:05:17] 还有白虎山

[00:05:19] 哪个也跑不了啊

[00:05:21] 他想干嘛

[00:05:22] 他想树立他个人的微信

[00:05:24] 然后攒足力气上梁山去报仇

[00:05:29] 这是显而易见的事儿

[00:05:32] 无论如何不能叫他得逞

[00:05:35] 我亦应当帮助桃花山

[00:05:39] 咱们办成连山之好

[00:05:42] 同心协力逼住冠军

[00:05:45] 鲁智深又问武松

[00:05:48] 2 D

[00:05:49] 你的意见呢

[00:05:51] 大哥

[00:05:52] 糖的我不懂

[00:05:54] 拔刀相助

[00:05:56] 义不容辞

[00:05:58] 何况人家又送礼

[00:06:00] 又说好话

[00:06:01] 真格的

[00:06:02] 咱能袖手不管吗

[00:06:04] 说得好

[00:06:06] 咱就这么决定了

[00:06:08] 出兵应该出兵

[00:06:10] 应该出兵

[00:06:11] 好累

[00:06:14] 把曹导轨槽兄弟

[00:06:17] 金眼彪施恩

[00:06:18] 把他们二位请来

[00:06:21] 时间不大

[00:06:22] 巡捕寨两位债主来了

[00:06:24] 哥五个一见面

[00:06:26] 鲁智深交代二位兄弟

[00:06:29] 我们去办点儿事儿

[00:06:30] 赶奔桃花山

[00:06:32] 这二龙山之事

[00:06:34] 委托二位把家看好

[00:06:36] 好嘛

[00:06:37] 好好好

[00:06:38] 您放心去吧

[00:06:40] 您准备带多少人

[00:06:42] 哎呀

[00:06:42] 本来山上人就不多呀

[00:06:45] 这样吧

[00:06:46] 不多不少

[00:06:47] 我们带600人

[00:06:49] 愚者守山

[00:06:51] 好嘞

[00:06:52] 我现在就去安排

[00:06:55] 这就兴师动众安排上了

[00:06:58] 等鲁智深把小腹给找上来

[00:07:02] 跟他一说

[00:07:02] 小腹可乐坏了

[00:07:04] 多谢几位大王开恩

[00:07:06] 多谢多谢

[00:07:08] 那我先行一步

[00:07:09] 回去给我家头领报个喜讯

[00:07:13] 那你行

[00:07:14] 回趟先走吧

[00:07:15] 我们马上出兵

[00:07:17] 哎

[00:07:17] 谢谢

[00:07:18] 谢谢

[00:07:19] 傅春良带着人赶紧回来桃花山

[00:07:24] 鲁智深在这点对起身

[00:07:26] 咱不说

[00:07:28] 单说这小腹

[00:07:30] 高高兴兴回到桃花山

[00:07:33] 进了大屏就喊报喜呀

[00:07:36] 各位报喜呀

[00:07:37] 二位头领

[00:07:39] 人家答应出兵帮忙的

[00:07:42] 小霸王周通打虎将

[00:07:44] 李忠两个人一听

[00:07:46] 啊

[00:07:46] 乐坏了

[00:07:48] 怎么说的这么这么

[00:07:49] 这么说的

[00:07:50] 好

[00:07:53] 既然他们三位肯帮忙

[00:07:55] 咱的桃花山就平安无事了

[00:07:59] 转念又一想

[00:08:01] 胡延硕呀胡延硕

[00:08:03] 咱们一无约二无愁

[00:08:06] 你刚到青州就领兵攻打桃花山

[00:08:10] 可见你这个小子哼地邪乎

[00:08:14] 得给你点儿颜色看看

[00:08:17] 哥俩一商量

[00:08:19] 打虎将李忠就说

[00:08:20] 不是兄弟

[00:08:22] 你守把山寨

[00:08:24] 我下去跟胡延硕比划比划

[00:08:27] 尽管不是他的对手

[00:08:30] 也不能叫他下堆了

[00:08:32] 要不人家二龙山的三位头领来了

[00:08:35] 一看咱也太饭桶了

[00:08:38] 对不对呢

[00:08:39] 我去比划比划

[00:08:41] 你呢

[00:08:42] 带着大小头目列队去迎接呀

[00:08:46] 那能不接接人家骂呀

[00:08:50] 哥哥说的对

[00:08:51] 胡言说

[00:08:52] 可厉害啊

[00:08:53] 你啊

[00:08:54] 真地假地

[00:08:55] 比划比划就回来

[00:08:56] 我明白

[00:08:58] 两人分兵两路

[00:09:00] 小霸王周通领着人在路边去迎接三位头领

[00:09:06] 打虎将李忠点了200人

[00:09:10] 飞身上马

[00:09:11] 手舞大刀

[00:09:13] 就冲下桃花山

[00:09:16] 到两军阵前

[00:09:18] 陶笛骂阵

[00:09:20] 呼延说

[00:09:21] 正着急呢

[00:09:23] 青州D 援军迟迟不来

[00:09:26] 攻打桃花山没那个力量

[00:09:29] a 证这时候没想到桃花山的人他主动讨敌

[00:09:34] 骂阵

[00:09:35] 呼延朔气说

[00:09:36] 我求的就是这个

[00:09:38] 嗯

[00:09:39] 我摸你摸不着

[00:09:41] 你主动送到我嘴边儿来了代码台边

[00:09:48] 扶炎朔周身上下收拾利落

[00:09:51] 率领冠军来到两军阵前

[00:09:55] 我一看

[00:09:56] 一匹大黑马

[00:09:58] 马鞍桥端做个小伙子

[00:10:00] 五短的身材

[00:10:02] 宽宽地肩膀都长行了胸脯

[00:10:06] 好像扣俩大碗

[00:10:08] 头上戴着青缎的软包巾

[00:10:11] 身穿青缎团花袍

[00:10:14] 小肚甜甜的一系丝带

[00:10:18] 手中横担三瓶大砍刀

[00:10:23] 倒也有几分地威风

[00:10:26] 书中代言这个打虎将李忠是安徽人

[00:10:31] 安徽亳州的

[00:10:34] 跟明朝内明太祖朱元璋是家乡

[00:10:39] 这里中打过虎吗

[00:10:40] 没有

[00:10:42] 之所以叫打虎将

[00:10:45] 就因为他长得膀

[00:10:47] 有人形容他体格健壮

[00:10:50] 跟打虎的一样

[00:10:52] 你看这

[00:10:52] 这身子多结实是个形容词

[00:10:56] 他跟武松不一样

[00:10:58] 武松是真正的打虎英雄

[00:11:02] 不过这里中也不善呢

[00:11:05] 你别差20 多岁儿砍干

[00:11:08] 跟小霸王周通哥俩过命的交情

[00:11:12] 这一对儿都挺虎

[00:11:15] 但是虎是虎

[00:11:17] 心眼归心眼

[00:11:18] 有时候杀中间

[00:11:21] 今儿个打虎将李忠为了表示表示

[00:11:24] 桃花山D 人也不服人

[00:11:27] 我们也不是窝囊废

[00:11:30] 故此扁人马下了山

[00:11:33] 当时跟胡言说

[00:11:35] 这一见面儿

[00:11:36] 话不投机当场动手

[00:11:38] 他是轮刀便砍

[00:11:41] 呼延硕狮子插花

[00:11:43] 望上一节开呀开呀啊

[00:11:48] 把李中的大刀颠起来三尺来高

[00:11:52] 里中就觉着虎口发酸

[00:11:55] 两臂发麻

[00:11:56] 搜哎哟

[00:12:00] 心说这胡言说

[00:12:02] 好大的劲头儿啊

[00:12:05] 难怪我兄弟周通打了败仗

[00:12:08] 我要格外地谨慎

[00:12:11] 他ban 刀头献刀转啊招

[00:12:15] 猛刺呼延硕的咽喉

[00:12:17] 呼延硕一闪身把刀钻躲过

[00:12:22] 跟着又是一边

[00:12:23] 啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪

[00:12:29] 二马盘桓都在一处

[00:12:33] 没到十个回合呀

[00:12:36] 这打虎将就现了原形了

[00:12:40] 累得满脸是汗

[00:12:41] 鼻子眼儿都胀起来了

[00:12:43] 呼呼直喘粗气

[00:12:46] 心说好厉害的

[00:12:48] 胡延硕

[00:12:49] 我绝对不是他的对手啊

[00:12:52] 算了

[00:12:52] 见好就收吧

[00:12:54] 让他一边给我扫上

[00:12:56] 就骨断筋折呀

[00:12:59] 想到这儿虚晃一刀

[00:13:01] 是拨马便走

[00:13:03] 胡延硕一看你是个饭桶

[00:13:07] 就你这段话的还敢跟我伸手码儿啦

[00:13:13] 明来

[00:13:18] 赛后的就追

[00:13:20] 跑出没有一里地来

[00:13:22] 就来到桃花山

[00:13:23] 山口地铁近了

[00:13:25] 李忠抬头一看

[00:13:27] 对面尘头大起

[00:13:30] 小霸王周通把二龙山的三位头领接来了

[00:13:36] 后面是大部队

[00:13:38] 哎哟

[00:13:39] 大武将林冲这个高兴啊

[00:13:41] 兄弟

[00:13:42] 我在这儿趴一溜烟尘来到周同进

[00:13:49] 钱周彤的嘴都咧到腮帮子上去了

[00:13:54] 哥哥

[00:13:55] 快快下马

[00:13:56] 来来

[00:13:57] 我给你介绍介绍

[00:13:59] 单说胡言

[00:14:00] 数张在后头

[00:14:01] 注意看

[00:14:02] 嗯

[00:14:02] 这怎么回事儿

[00:14:04] 来了那么多的喽罗兵

[00:14:07] 他不知道深浅

[00:14:08] 也不知道有什么埋伏

[00:14:10] 没敢贸然追赶

[00:14:12] 把今天一举代替军令兵撤三里

[00:14:20] 他部队退下去了

[00:14:22] 还想看个究竟

[00:14:24] 安夏、呼延硕咱不说

[00:14:27] 单说打虎将

[00:14:28] 李忠从马上跳下来

[00:14:30] 先把汗擦了擦

[00:14:32] 抬头一看

[00:14:34] 喽喽

[00:14:34] 兵分在左右正中央

[00:14:36] 三匹高头大马

[00:14:39] 中间一匹大白马

[00:14:42] 马鞍桥端做个胖大的和尚

[00:14:46] 再喝上跳下马来平顶

[00:14:48] 身高比自己能高着一头半

[00:14:53] 如果这和尚是个口袋

[00:14:56] 能装三个打虎将

[00:14:58] 李忠一吐舌头

[00:15:00] 真威风

[00:15:01] 甭问

[00:15:02] 花和尚鲁智深呢

[00:15:04] 一看鲁智深佛像之下挂着100单八颗青铜骷髅

[00:15:11] 手里端着ta 条炸

[00:15:15] 上垂首观上

[00:15:17] 垂首有个青面的大汉穿青挂皂

[00:15:21] 你要是环得胜

[00:15:22] 钩挂着丈八大枪

[00:15:25] 往下垂手观看一位行者散法披肩钱法齐眉

[00:15:32] 后发折梗月牙

[00:15:34] 筋骨临头

[00:15:36] 周身上下一身轻圆领大袖胖哇

[00:15:41] 云雪手中行着一对双戒刀面赛姜黄事件雷虎

[00:15:50] 甭问行者武松啊

[00:15:54] 大雾将李忠赶紧躬身施礼

[00:15:57] 欢迎欢迎

[00:15:59] 三倍呀

[00:16:01] 哎呀

[00:16:02] 叫我说点什么好

[00:16:03] 呢三位在我们危难之时能鼎力相助

[00:16:08] 真是菩萨的心肠啊

[00:16:11] 请上受我一拜

[00:16:15] 撩衣服趴在地上磕了仨响头

[00:16:18] 哎呀

[00:16:19] 鲁智深一看于心不忍

[00:16:21] 哥仨也跳下马来

[00:16:23] 把李中浮起来了

[00:16:26] 我

[00:16:26] 李B

[00:16:27] 别太客气a

[00:16:29] 刚才你说那话叫人肉麻呀

[00:16:33] 咱们绿林人不是一字当头吗

[00:16:37] 你有困难就是我们的困难a

[00:16:40] 今天我们带着几百弟兄来帮忙来了

[00:16:44] 你也不用太客套了

[00:16:45] 帮完忙我们就走

[00:16:48] 哪能呢三为我们说话算数

[00:16:51] 如果能杀退胡延硕

[00:16:54] 将来我们桃花山就属于二龙山

[00:16:58] 第一部分那个词儿怎么说来着

[00:17:01] 哎

[00:17:02] 逢年过节我们这儿有什么好东西先记着

[00:17:06] 三类我们是年年进贡

[00:17:10] 岁岁朝晨

[00:17:11] 我们属于二龙山

[00:17:13] 第一部分我们哥俩

[00:17:15] 归三为代王地质下

[00:17:18] 您看怎么样

[00:17:19] 嗨

[00:17:20] 没必要

[00:17:21] 没必要啊

[00:17:23] 我可不是贪图这个来的

[00:17:25] 我是恨那个胡延硕

[00:17:29] 一个败军之将

[00:17:31] 都他妈什么威风

[00:17:33] 筛加我

[00:17:34] 对付对付他如此甚好

[00:17:38] 那么

[00:17:38] 请到山上鞋码吧吧吧吧吧吧吧

[00:17:42] 二位贤弟

[00:17:43] 你们累吗

[00:17:45] 武松和杨志说不累不累

[00:17:47] 好嘞

[00:17:48] 我是个急性子

[00:17:50] 这胡言说

[00:17:51] 这这不就在前边儿呢吗

[00:17:53] 你刚才是不是跟他们伸手来着

[00:17:56] 哟

[00:17:56] 这黑鬼甚是厉害

[00:17:58] 我不是他的对手

[00:18:01] 刚败下来就遇上了各位

[00:18:04] 鲁智深说

[00:18:05] 怎么办

[00:18:06] 我这手心有点发痒

[00:18:09] 我来对付对付他

[00:18:11] 弟兄们

[00:18:12] 长堆

[00:18:13] 出发

[00:18:15] 两座山寨的人合在一处

[00:18:18] 700来人又重新来到战场

[00:18:23] 这小霸王周通也来劲儿

[00:18:25] 打虎将李忠杰抖起精神来扯脖子就骂

[00:18:30] 胡言说

[00:18:31] 你听着

[00:18:32] 黑鬼你听着

[00:18:35] 赶紧出来受死

[00:18:38] 爷们又回来啦

[00:18:40] 爷爷找你算总账来啦

[00:18:44] 你听见没有

[00:18:46] 胡言说

[00:18:47] 快滚出来

[00:18:50] 有人禀报胡言硕

[00:18:52] 胡延硕心里明白

[00:18:54] 哦

[00:18:54] 来救兵了

[00:18:56] 怪不得这俩小子长洋谁能救得了你们呢

[00:19:01] 我今儿个来个一勺烩点对

[00:19:07] 呼延灼领兵带队

[00:19:08] 又杀回来了两军对圆

[00:19:13] 胡言硕士一马当先奔双边

[00:19:16] 并经调侃

[00:19:18] 对面鲁智深当先出马大白马

[00:19:23] 来到两军阵前

[00:19:25] 他把掌中方便连环铲在掌中一端

[00:19:33] 啊

[00:19:35] 俩人谁也没说话

[00:19:36] 你盯着我

[00:19:37] 我看着你

[00:19:38] 互相相面

[00:19:40] 能有三分来钟

[00:19:42] 两匹马来回的转

[00:19:46] 各等看得不得灵儿了

[00:19:50] 鲁智深把马逮住

[00:19:52] 这才说话

[00:19:54] 我说你就是败将胡言

[00:19:57] 硕哥认识筛家

[00:20:01] 胡延硕一看

[00:20:03] 哇

[00:20:03] 这大和尚声音洪亮

[00:20:06] 牙塞剧中相似

[00:20:09] 哎

[00:20:09] 我不认识你是哪位

[00:20:12] 花和尚卢智深

[00:20:20] 人的名树的影儿要提起鲁智深来

[00:20:24] 名声在外

[00:20:25] 胡延硕早就听说过啊

[00:20:30] 怪不得那俩删扣长洋哦

[00:20:33] 把鲁智深给搬来了

[00:20:35] 后边儿还得有人

[00:20:37] 哼

[00:20:38] 鲁智深有什么了不起

[00:20:40] 想到这儿

[00:20:41] 胡言硕冷笑了一声

[00:20:44] 无名的鼠辈

[00:20:46] 鲁智深

[00:20:48] 你想八号吗

[00:20:50] 嗯

[00:20:51] 你也想跟本将军斗上几百盒

[00:20:55] 啊呸

[00:20:56] 放紫花皮

[00:20:59] 我呼延硕呀

[00:21:01] 就你那俩下子

[00:21:03] 再筛家面前想达几百盒你也配

[00:21:07] 来来来

[00:21:08] 废话少说

[00:21:10] 催马过来

[00:21:13] 两个人话不投机

[00:21:15] 当场动手

[00:21:17] 这一交手

[00:21:19] 胡延硕才发现鲁智深名不虚传

[00:21:24] 开一把大铲

[00:21:25] 是上下翻飞

[00:21:27] 呼呼刮风

[00:21:29] 这样少生一点

[00:21:31] 清着说就得受伤

[00:21:33] 重点说就得忙命

[00:21:35] 非要高歌英雄

[00:21:37] 呼延硕不敢大意

[00:21:39] 是认真对待

[00:21:41] 把双边使的是神出鬼末

[00:21:45] 鲁智深偷眼观瞧H 型

[00:21:51] 怪不得周通李忠不是他的对手

[00:21:55] 这家伙真有两下子

[00:21:58] 这对双边都使神累

[00:22:01] 连杀一家都得费这么大的劲儿

[00:22:04] 我还真得留点儿神

[00:22:06] 不留神那还真就够他娘的卡

[00:22:11] 想到这儿

[00:22:12] 这俩人儿上山虎遇上下山虎

[00:22:16] 云中龙遇上了雾中荣

[00:22:19] 打了个旗鼓相当

[00:22:21] 不分胜负

[00:22:27] 正在打得不可开交的时候

[00:22:30] 青面兽杨志在后头观战

[00:22:33] 杨志一看不行

[00:22:36] 他大哥鲁智深有失啊

[00:22:38] 因此拍马舞枪前来助阵大哥

[00:22:44] 您先到后面歇一歇

[00:22:46] 把它交于小弟

[00:22:50] 鲁智深一听也好学

[00:22:53] 马回来

[00:22:54] 我兄弟啊

[00:22:55] 留点儿神啊

[00:22:56] 这个黑鬼可有两下子

[00:22:59] 我心里头有数

[00:23:01] 来来来

[00:23:02] 你我二人大战300合