《水浒0087》歌词

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[00:00:00] 金眼雕施恩坐在武松对面

[00:00:05] 让老家人倒了满满一杯

[00:00:08] 他用一只手拿起来递给武松

[00:00:12] 武督头

[00:00:15] 我家的财产

[00:00:17] 酒馆儿

[00:00:18] 快活林

[00:00:19] 一切一切的东西

[00:00:21] 硬是被蒋忠给夺去了

[00:00:26] 现在蒋门神成了快活林的头头

[00:00:30] 所有的收入都属他的了

[00:00:35] 我爹为这件事儿一口气病了半年

[00:00:39] 挂零插一差把老命搭上

[00:00:43] 可是干生气没咒儿念哪

[00:00:48] 动势力

[00:00:50] 我们赶不上人家

[00:00:52] 因为蒋忠的背后有张团练

[00:00:55] 张团练的背后有兵马督监

[00:01:00] 张督监那是我爹的上峰

[00:01:05] 我们家的上眼皮呀

[00:01:07] 国家三品正印官

[00:01:11] 能碰得过人家吗

[00:01:13] 动武

[00:01:15] 我们又打不过蒋门神

[00:01:19] 干瞪眼儿没有辙呀

[00:01:22] 督头请想

[00:01:24] 人生在世

[00:01:25] 人为一口气

[00:01:27] 佛为一炷香

[00:01:29] 眼睁睁叫人霸去财产就夺不回来

[00:01:35] 能叫人好受得了吗

[00:01:38] 为此事

[00:01:40] 我们爷儿俩是愁肠百转

[00:01:43] 哪一点儿招儿也想不出来

[00:01:47] 恰巧在这时候您来了

[00:01:52] 其实您人刚到我们就知道是怎么回事儿了

[00:01:56] 知道您是打虎的英雄

[00:01:59] 斗杀西门庆的好汉

[00:02:02] 因此那天给你过堂之时

[00:02:05] 我到了堂上告诉我爹不要打你

[00:02:11] 为什么先给你记账说你有病呢

[00:02:13] 那就是我的主意

[00:02:16] 让您好好将养身体

[00:02:20] 一旦身体恢复了

[00:02:22] 我把真情告诉您

[00:02:24] 希望您能帮我的忙

[00:02:26] 夺回快活林

[00:02:28] 这就是以往的经过啊

[00:02:32] 我说的的哈

[00:02:40] 公子啊

[00:02:42] 你早就应该告诉我恢复什么身体

[00:02:47] 你看看我

[00:02:49] 我是病没有

[00:02:51] 我在过堂的时候说的也是实话

[00:02:55] 我吃的饱睡得着

[00:02:57] 身体倍儿棒

[00:02:59] 跟当初没有区别

[00:03:02] 你要早跟我说这话

[00:03:04] 我早就给你出了气了

[00:03:06] 这么办吧

[00:03:09] 把饭菜撤下去

[00:03:10] 咱说走就走

[00:03:12] 赶奔快活林

[00:03:15] 我武松从来不说大话

[00:03:19] 我有十足的把握能给你出来这口气

[00:03:23] 能把你失去的财产夺回来

[00:03:26] 你看怎么样

[00:03:28] 唉呀

[00:03:28] 多谢武都头

[00:03:31] 这今天不要着急吧

[00:03:36] 有账不怕算哪啊

[00:03:39] 我的意思您还是好好将养将养

[00:03:45] 现在去还不成熟

[00:03:48] 什么意思

[00:03:49] 唉

[00:03:51] 都头

[00:03:53] 恕我直言

[00:03:55] 那蒋门神可不是好惹的

[00:04:00] 当然了

[00:04:01] 您是顶天立地的英雄

[00:04:03] 但是那蒋忠也绝非等闲之辈呀

[00:04:09] 单说此人

[00:04:11] 十八般兵器样样精通

[00:04:15] 气功掌法拳脚那都是一流的

[00:04:22] 据说在中路州那是头一排的好汉

[00:04:27] 不然的话张团练能把他请来吗

[00:04:32] 您当然也是英雄

[00:04:36] 您发配两千来里地

[00:04:39] 说没受伤

[00:04:42] 恐怕元气也得受点儿损伤

[00:04:45] 我的意思呢

[00:04:46] 您再养些日子

[00:04:49] 好好恢复恢复

[00:04:51] 觉着一点儿问题也没有了

[00:04:54] 咱再去报仇也不为迟晚

[00:04:57] 嗨

[00:04:58] 啰嗦啰嗦

[00:05:00] 我是并没有现在去就行

[00:05:03] 不 不不不

[00:05:05] 您听我的

[00:05:07] 起码说十天以后再说

[00:05:12] 武松干着急

[00:05:13] 人就不答应啊

[00:05:15] 头一天就这么过去了

[00:05:18] 到第二天呢

[00:05:19] 石恩没来

[00:05:20] 还是老老家人来的

[00:05:23] 这回啊

[00:05:23] 老家人来帮着搬家来了

[00:05:26] 不在这屋住了

[00:05:28] 把武松挪到牢城营天王堂的后院儿

[00:05:34] 那后院儿一般都是差伯住的地方

[00:05:38] 砖房屋

[00:05:39] 也宽敞也亮堂

[00:05:42] 被褥也都是新的

[00:05:45] 拿武松如同上宾

[00:05:50] 几天之后

[00:05:51] 施恩都没来

[00:05:54] 唉呀

[00:05:54] 武松这个着急呀

[00:05:56] 这一天吃饱了没事儿到院里里转转

[00:06:00] 转到院里一看哪

[00:06:04] 正好是八月的时候

[00:06:07] 日照中天

[00:06:09] 像大火散相似

[00:06:12] 这个热劲儿就甭提了

[00:06:15] 院儿里的都是囚徒

[00:06:17] 干活呢

[00:06:18] 正在搬运石块儿和木料

[00:06:22] 真是挥汗如雨呀

[00:06:25] 在太阳底下还给照样干活儿

[00:06:29] 当差的拎着鞭子在旁边监视着

[00:06:33] 同样是犯人

[00:06:35] 你看武松哪儿凉快

[00:06:37] 在哪儿坐着

[00:06:39] 什么活儿不干

[00:06:42] 唉

[00:06:42] 武松就可怜这些犯人

[00:06:45] 唉呀

[00:06:45] 这些人都犯了什么法了呢

[00:06:50] 嗯

[00:06:51] 他背手转来转去

[00:06:52] 转到天王堂正门了一看

[00:06:56] 正门哪有一个十几丈高的大旗杆

[00:07:02] 这旗杆上挂着三角的黄旗

[00:07:07] 上头绣着几个字孟州牢城营

[00:07:13] 被风吹的啪啦啪啦啪啦儿带响的

[00:07:17] 在这旗杆的下边儿有一块卧牛青石

[00:07:24] 这大石头没有一千斤也差不多

[00:07:30] 武松呢

[00:07:31] 就坐在这块石头上

[00:07:33] 背靠着旗杆

[00:07:35] 闭目养神

[00:07:38] 唉

[00:07:38] 正在这时候

[00:07:40] 金眼镖施恩来了

[00:07:44] 武都头

[00:07:46] 我说到屋没找着您呢

[00:07:49] 在这儿凉快呢啊

[00:07:50] 唉 哎呀

[00:07:52] 公子找我有事儿吗

[00:07:55] 好几天没见着了

[00:07:58] 我想问问您身体恢复的怎么样

[00:08:02] 棒极了

[00:08:04] 恢复什么呢

[00:08:05] 还那样儿

[00:08:06] 你看多好

[00:08:08] 武松站起来

[00:08:10] 把胸脯子拍的啪啪直响

[00:08:13] 金眼彪点了点头

[00:08:15] 好好 嗯

[00:08:17] 照这样下去

[00:08:18] 再过个十天半月的

[00:08:20] 咱们就可以报仇了

[00:08:22] 唉

[00:08:25] 公子

[00:08:26] 再等十天半月的

[00:08:29] 把我可憋死了

[00:08:31] 这用不着的事儿

[00:08:35] 干脆撂地摔三截儿

[00:08:37] 四面见线

[00:08:39] 该怎么地咱就怎么地得了呗

[00:08:42] 磨磨蹭蹭

[00:08:43] 犹犹豫豫

[00:08:44] 这是何苦来的

[00:08:47] 督头

[00:08:49] 我是担心您的身体呀

[00:08:53] 战则必胜

[00:08:55] 没有把握咱不干

[00:08:58] 难道说我这么想还错了吗

[00:09:00] 唉

[00:09:01] 当然有你这么一说

[00:09:03] 不过我武松没这个必要

[00:09:06] 这么办吧

[00:09:08] 你要担心我没恢复好

[00:09:11] 我今儿个叫你开开眼啊

[00:09:14] 好啊

[00:09:16] 您想干什么

[00:09:17] 唉

[00:09:18] 武松站起来

[00:09:21] 回头用手一指那块石头

[00:09:23] 我

[00:09:24] 公子

[00:09:25] 这块石头能有多少斤呢

[00:09:29] 哎呀

[00:09:30] 这可没称过

[00:09:32] 能有一千来斤吧

[00:09:34] 差不多少吧

[00:09:36] 你去找几个人去

[00:09:38] 看几个人能抬得起来您

[00:09:41] 我拿这石头练练气力

[00:09:44] 你心就有底儿了

[00:09:47] 哦 好啊 我

[00:09:48] 来来来

[00:09:49] 叫几个囚徒过来过来过来

[00:09:52] 就这么的

[00:09:52] 过来几个犯人

[00:09:54] 当差的拎着鞭子也过来了

[00:09:57] 公子

[00:09:57] 有何吩咐

[00:10:00] 施恩说

[00:10:02] 让他们几个把这石头搬起来

[00:10:05] 唉 唉 好吧 平子

[00:10:08] 你们几个都都气力

[00:10:10] 把这石头搬起来

[00:10:12] 是

[00:10:13] 这几个囚徒一听

[00:10:14] 一咧嘴

[00:10:15] 这么大块石头

[00:10:16] 搬得动吗

[00:10:18] 但是不搬不行啊

[00:10:20] 他们都蹲下

[00:10:22] 把手指头黑到那石头缝里头

[00:10:25] 唉

[00:10:26] 叫叫号儿

[00:10:28] 啊

[00:10:29] 唉呀

[00:10:30] 二啊

[00:10:31] 呃 七呀

[00:10:37] 十几个人愣没搬动

[00:10:43] 施恩气的吐了口吐

[00:10:45] 呸 笨蛋

[00:10:47] 再搬

[00:10:49] 不嫌我们几个没劲儿

[00:10:50] 去

[00:10:51] 去找几个有劲儿的

[00:10:53] 又挑选十来个有劲儿的再看

[00:10:57] 再一次搬

[00:10:59] 这石头欠了点儿缝儿

[00:11:03] 大伙全乐了

[00:11:05] 武松跟金眼彪施恩说

[00:11:09] 公子

[00:11:09] 你看见了吧

[00:11:11] 这块石头这么多人都搬不动吧

[00:11:14] 看我的

[00:11:15] 谁嚯

[00:11:17] 大伙儿一听打虎的英雄要当着小管营亮的力气有多大

[00:11:25] 谁不想开开眼

[00:11:27] 这人全过来了

[00:11:29] 当差的也过来了

[00:11:30] 囚徒们也不干活儿

[00:11:33] 都远远站着看热闹

[00:11:36] 再看武松

[00:11:38] 把带子嘣嘣嘣连紧了几扣

[00:11:43] 抬胳膊抬腿

[00:11:44] 没有半点绷挂之处

[00:11:47] 围这块大石头转了三圈儿

[00:11:51] 然后骑马蹲裆式站好了

[00:11:54] 眼观鼻

[00:11:56] 鼻问口

[00:11:57] 口问心

[00:11:59] 连晃脑袋带运气

[00:12:02] 唉

[00:12:08] 嗯 那气功啊

[00:12:10] 这运气呀

[00:12:12] 再看武松脑筋蹦起有多高来

[00:12:16] 胳膊当时就粗了有三号

[00:12:18] 往下一哈腰

[00:12:21] 双手扳住石头的两端

[00:12:24] 个儿也大

[00:12:25] 胳膊也长啊

[00:12:27] 武松胸脯往上一挺枪

[00:12:36] 呜溜一声

[00:12:38] 把千金石是举过头顶

[00:12:44] 在场的人没有一个叫好的

[00:12:48] 什么原因呢

[00:12:49] 忘了叫好了

[00:12:50] 都惊呆了

[00:12:52] 都心说这是人吗这是

[00:12:56] 嗯

[00:12:57] 他气力也太大了

[00:13:01] 小管营施恩挑双指称赞

[00:13:06] 无毒岛谁人也

[00:13:10] 武松啊

[00:13:11] 没放下

[00:13:12] 还买个票

[00:13:14] 再把大石头往空中一扔

[00:13:16] 抛起来有七八尺高

[00:13:19] 武松往旁边一躲

[00:13:20] 石头落地

[00:13:21] 咔噌的一下把地砸了二尺多深

[00:13:24] 一个大坑

[00:13:26] 金眼彪施恩哪

[00:13:28] 伸出两只大拇指

[00:13:31] 真神人也

[00:13:34] 神人也

[00:13:37] 这回报仇没问题了

[00:13:40] 拉着武松去见他爹老管营

[00:13:47] 老管营也听他信儿了

[00:13:49] 当然是非常高兴了

[00:13:52] 因为有求于武松

[00:13:56] 老管营也是破格接待呀

[00:13:59] 亲自到门口等着

[00:14:02] 武松一看

[00:14:03] 这还了得

[00:14:06] 不管怎么说

[00:14:07] 现在自己是犯人

[00:14:10] 是配军

[00:14:12] 官司还没结束呢

[00:14:15] 人家是牢城营的管营

[00:14:19] 身份不同啊

[00:14:21] 武松双膝跪倒

[00:14:24] 给老管营磕头

[00:14:27] 老管营用双手相搀

[00:14:29] 武壮士请起

[00:14:31] 请起

[00:14:32] 携手揽腕

[00:14:34] 让进大厅

[00:14:37] 金眼雕施恩在旁边垂手站立

[00:14:41] 武松说

[00:14:42] 这哪行

[00:14:44] 公子在旁边站着

[00:14:45] 我在这儿坐着

[00:14:46] 这可不行

[00:14:48] 我这人受不了这个拘束

[00:14:52] 老管营这才吩咐一声

[00:14:55] 拉把椅子让施恩也坐下

[00:14:58] 这在那年月

[00:15:00] 那规矩有多严呢

[00:15:02] 爹在这儿坐着

[00:15:04] 儿子得站着

[00:15:07] 跟爹也在这儿平起平坐

[00:15:09] 有大小之分吗

[00:15:11] 那是绝对不允许的

[00:15:14] 今天情况特殊

[00:15:16] 老管营吩咐一声

[00:15:18] 马上排摆酒宴

[00:15:21] 我们要好好喝几盅

[00:15:24] 在酒席宴前

[00:15:27] 老管营又把丢失快活林的经过讲述一遍

[00:15:32] 老头子一边说一边掉眼泪呀

[00:15:37] 武松一拍胸膛

[00:15:40] 老人家你放心吧

[00:15:42] 我这个人就是讲义气

[00:15:46] 你敬我一尺

[00:15:48] 我敬你一丈

[00:15:51] 我豁出命去也在所不惜

[00:15:55] 你们放心

[00:15:56] 我尽全力夺回快活林

[00:16:01] 给你们父子出气也就是了

[00:16:04] 好 太感谢了

[00:16:06] 太感谢了

[00:16:08] 金眼彪施恩趴在他爹耳边又嘀咕了几句

[00:16:14] 老头儿一乐

[00:16:15] 跟武松说

[00:16:17] 武壮士

[00:16:20] 我有个要求

[00:16:21] 你可别驳我的面子

[00:16:23] 老人家有话请讲吧

[00:16:26] 我儿施恩有意与武壮士冲北磕头

[00:16:32] 结为八兄弟

[00:16:34] 你肯赏脸吗

[00:16:36] 哎呀

[00:16:38] 武松说

[00:16:39] 恐怕身份不合吧

[00:16:42] 我是配角

[00:16:43] 哎呀

[00:16:43] 别往下说了

[00:16:44] 别往下说了

[00:16:45] 排摆香案

[00:16:49] 香案排摆上

[00:16:51] 武松和金眼彪施恩双双跪倒

[00:16:54] 冲北磕头

[00:16:57] 一报岁数

[00:16:58] 生辰月日

[00:16:59] 武松大

[00:17:00] 是哥哥

[00:17:01] 金眼彪施恩小

[00:17:02] 师兄弟

[00:17:05] 施恩规规矩矩给武松大拜了四脉这又进这一层了

[00:17:15] 不用称什么公子了

[00:17:17] 义士了

[00:17:18] 就以兄弟相称了

[00:17:23] 磕完头

[00:17:23] 拜完把子

[00:17:24] 接茬喝酒

[00:17:27] 金眼彪施恩就问

[00:17:29] 哥哥

[00:17:32] 您说咱们什么时候下手

[00:17:34] 我听您的

[00:17:35] 嗯

[00:17:36] 明天就下手

[00:17:39] 明天是不是有点着急呀

[00:17:41] 这么大的事情

[00:17:43] 咱们事先得有所准备

[00:17:46] 是否我派人到快活林打听打听

[00:17:49] 蒋忠在没在家

[00:17:52] 他有多少徒弟在眼前咱们应当派多少人不打无把握之仗

[00:18:00] 唉呀

[00:18:02] 太啰嗦了

[00:18:03] 用不着

[00:18:07] 明天咱就去打他个出其不意攻其不备

[00:18:11] 别忘了

[00:18:12] 夜长梦多

[00:18:13] 迟则生变

[00:18:17] 老管营一听

[00:18:18] 点点头 嗯 有理

[00:18:21] 有理呀

[00:18:23] 施恩哪

[00:18:24] 听你哥哥的

[00:18:26] 那就决定明天去吧

[00:18:28] 是

[00:18:31] 老管营下去了

[00:18:34] 一切事情交给他俩去办

[00:18:38] 可第二天不是决定要去快活林吗

[00:18:42] 还发生了一点儿小小的误会

[00:18:46] 原来早晨起来饱餐战饭之时

[00:18:49] 这菜极其丰盛

[00:18:52] 没有酒

[00:18:54] 武松就问施恩

[00:18:56] 怎么今儿个席前没酒呢

[00:19:00] 施恩一笑

[00:19:02] 大哥

[00:19:04] 不瞒您说

[00:19:06] 我怕您喝酒误事

[00:19:10] 这

[00:19:10] 这酒这玩意儿

[00:19:11] 它不是好东西

[00:19:13] 一旦您贪了杯

[00:19:15] 他的

[00:19:16] 哦

[00:19:18] 贤弟啊

[00:19:19] 你错了

[00:19:22] 别人喝酒可能误事

[00:19:25] 可在我身上他是有帮助的

[00:19:30] 你不要忘了

[00:19:32] 想当年在景阳冈

[00:19:35] 我之所以打死一只猛虎

[00:19:38] 全靠着喝醉了

[00:19:42] 我要不借着那点儿酒劲儿

[00:19:45] 怎么能打死老虎呢

[00:19:48] 贤弟啊

[00:19:49] 多给我来酒

[00:19:50] 我这人还有个毛病

[00:19:53] 办大事之前不喝醉了还不行

[00:19:56] 这

[00:19:57] 这位 这

[00:20:00] 施恩一看武松说的挺挚诚的

[00:20:03] 又不好驳他的面子

[00:20:06] 好吧

[00:20:08] 捏着鼻子命人把酒摆上来了

[00:20:13] 再看武松

[00:20:14] 左一碗右一碗

[00:20:17] 不拾酒杯

[00:20:18] 拿海碗粮

[00:20:20] 咕咚咚咕咚咚咕咚咚

[00:20:24] 那坛子也搭着小点儿

[00:20:26] 武松喝了三坛子半

[00:20:30] 脸也变了色儿了

[00:20:33] 眼皮也发紧了

[00:20:36] 唉呀 金眼彪

[00:20:37] 施恩一看

[00:20:38] 完了完了完了完了

[00:20:40] 喝醉了

[00:20:42] 看那意思

[00:20:42] 今天是去不了了

[00:20:44] 可武松没醉

[00:20:47] 武松晃晃荡荡站起身来

[00:20:49] 贤弟啊

[00:20:50] 不必担心

[00:20:52] 你再翻身一倍

[00:20:54] 再拿这么多的酒

[00:20:56] 我喝了也没事儿

[00:20:59] 只有喝的鼻子尖儿冒了汗

[00:21:02] 身上才舒服呢

[00:21:04] 另外

[00:21:04] 贤弟你命人套着车

[00:21:09] 车上多装好酒

[00:21:13] 每走一处

[00:21:14] 我要喝他三碗

[00:21:16] 一直喝到快活林起进

[00:21:22] 施恩一算计

[00:21:24] 出东门奔快活林

[00:21:26] 三十里地呀

[00:21:28] 要每走一站

[00:21:30] 这路上好几十站呢

[00:21:32] 一站喝三碗

[00:21:34] 那得喝多少啊

[00:21:35] 那还能躲得了快活林吗

[00:21:39] 但武松把眼一瞪

[00:21:40] 贤弟 怎么

[00:21:42] 你心疼

[00:21:43] 不不不不不

[00:21:45] 我绝没那意思

[00:21:47] 我担心哥哥这样饮酒是不是有点过量

[00:21:52] 没说的

[00:21:53] 你下去准备

[00:21:55] 少要啰嗦

[00:21:56] 好吧

[00:21:58] 拉了一车好酒先下去了

[00:22:02] 武松和施恩骑上马

[00:22:04] 出东门赶奔快活林

[00:22:08] 骑马多快

[00:22:10] 一会儿就是一站

[00:22:12] 什么叫一站呢

[00:22:14] 小村庄小镇店都有卖酒的

[00:22:17] 这就是一趟

[00:22:19] 那车呀

[00:22:20] 在前面等着呢

[00:22:21] 一看武松跟公子俩来了

[00:22:24] 把小茶几摆上

[00:22:26] 倒三碗酒

[00:22:28] 摆点儿酒菜

[00:22:30] 武松他们到了近前

[00:22:32] 准嘿从马上跳下来

[00:22:35] 武松一看

[00:22:36] 行啊

[00:22:37] 把酒碗端起来

[00:22:39] 一阳脖

[00:22:39] 咕咚噔

[00:22:40] 噔咚咚噔噔噔噔咚咚

[00:22:42] 三碗全入肚啊

[00:22:47] 好酒

[00:22:49] 好酒啊

[00:22:52] 人家摇着鞭子赶着车又在前边下去了

[00:22:56] 在前一站等着

[00:22:59] 武松在这儿凉快一会儿

[00:23:01] 然后金眼彪施恩陪着

[00:23:04] 才引来杀身之祸