《第098集_连环套》歌词

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[00:00:00] 窦尔敦

[00:00:01] 带着傅春宝、石宽、王大成和丁奎来到李家林

[00:00:10] 相比之下

[00:00:12] 跟黄三太的人呢

[00:00:15] 不成比例

[00:00:16] 人家二三百号

[00:00:19] 他们孤零零就是师徒五人

[00:00:23] 尽管如此

[00:00:25] 窦尔敦不卑不亢

[00:00:28] 毫不恐惧

[00:00:30] 这说明窦俊呢

[00:00:32] 天生是硬汉子

[00:00:35] 铁骨铮铮

[00:00:38] 当时沈琰济全挨个给做了介绍

[00:00:41] 最后介绍到黄三太

[00:00:45] 黄三太呀

[00:00:47] 不愧是大耍人了

[00:00:49] 一点架子都没有

[00:00:52] 站起身来

[00:00:54] 绕过桌案

[00:00:55] 就像没见面的老朋友似的

[00:00:59] 伸双手拉住窦尔敦

[00:01:02] 哎呀呀呀呀呀呀

[00:01:03] 哎呀

[00:01:04] 幸会幸会呀

[00:01:06] 兄弟

[00:01:07] 我的好兄弟

[00:01:11] 你说这从哪儿论的

[00:01:13] 一张嘴就套近乎

[00:01:15] 久闻你的大名轰雷贯耳

[00:01:20] 小兄早就想见识见识

[00:01:23] 没想到在李家林幸会兄弟可好啊

[00:01:30] 窦尔敦一看

[00:01:32] 行

[00:01:33] 黄三太

[00:01:34] 这个人是个耍人的

[00:01:37] 心说

[00:01:38] 你甭来这套

[00:01:39] 这叫笑里藏刀

[00:01:42] 咬人的狗不露齿

[00:01:44] 我见过这个

[00:01:47] 干脆咱俩就来个铁拐李把眼挤

[00:01:51] 你糊弄我

[00:01:52] 我糊弄你

[00:01:54] 想到这儿

[00:01:55] 窦尔敦一笑

[00:01:57] 黄三爷

[00:01:58] 您是什么人物

[00:02:01] 在下是什么人物

[00:02:03] 怎敢与总镖头称兄论弟

[00:02:07] 总镖头一向可好

[00:02:10] 窦尔敦有理了

[00:02:14] 诶

[00:02:14] 你听说的多好听

[00:02:16] 再看两个人是携手揽腕呢

[00:02:21] 黄三太

[00:02:22] 吩咐一声

[00:02:23] 看座

[00:02:24] 就在黄三太的座位旁边加了把椅子

[00:02:29] 有人把壶碗准备好了

[00:02:32] 两个人挨着坐下

[00:02:34] 黄三太的手始终没松开

[00:02:38] 抓住窦尔敦的手

[00:02:40] 兄弟

[00:02:42] 我早就听说了

[00:02:45] 你是河间府县县窦家庄的人啊

[00:02:49] 是啊

[00:02:50] 我听说你在五台山文殊院一口气学艺医师五载学就惊人的艺业呀

[00:02:59] 一出事大闹保定府

[00:03:03] 威名远播

[00:03:05] 后来又听说你到了山东

[00:03:09] 创办山东八大处

[00:03:12] 还听说你的达摩36 式

[00:03:16] 螳螂16 式

[00:03:18] 绝顶绝伦呐

[00:03:20] 我早就想开开眼

[00:03:23] 见识见识

[00:03:24] 无奈总镖局的事儿太多了

[00:03:28] 万难抽身

[00:03:30] 今天才得以相见

[00:03:32] 兄弟

[00:03:33] 这叫有缘呐

[00:03:35] 不是有那么句话吗

[00:03:37] 有缘千里来相会

[00:03:39] 无缘对面不相逢啊

[00:03:42] 你说是吗

[00:03:43] 总镖头所言极是

[00:03:46] 我也早就听说

[00:03:48] 总镖头的威名远播

[00:03:51] 跟我不成比例呀

[00:03:54] 您是上三门的总门长圣手

[00:03:57] 昆仑辖盛老爷子的接班人

[00:04:00] 您有执掌13 省总镖局

[00:04:03] 您交的朋友

[00:04:05] 您的身份比我高的太多太多了

[00:04:10] 今日总镖头见招

[00:04:12] 我能在这儿跟你遇上

[00:04:15] 说实话

[00:04:16] 我是太荣幸了

[00:04:20] 好兄弟

[00:04:22] 真会说话

[00:04:24] 今天见着你

[00:04:26] 我也非常非常高兴

[00:04:29] 贤弟啊

[00:04:31] 有一句话我不知当讲不当讲

[00:04:35] 总镖头请讲

[00:04:36] 诶兄弟

[00:04:39] 我打算跟你亲近一步

[00:04:44] 咱们俩结为金兰之好

[00:04:47] 你可愿意这

[00:04:51] 窦东用眼睛彪了一眼

[00:04:54] 铁牌道人住个山珍心说

[00:04:57] 这牛逼的老道在天香楼跟我提过这事儿

[00:05:01] 被我婉转拒绝

[00:05:04] 难道黄三太不知道

[00:05:06] 肯定把话都捎到了

[00:05:09] 怎么

[00:05:09] 黄三太贼心不死

[00:05:11] 当着这么多人的面

[00:05:13] 又捡起这个茬来了

[00:05:15] 这怎么说

[00:05:16] 嗯

[00:05:17] 你有千条计

[00:05:19] 我有一定贵

[00:05:22] 总镖头

[00:05:23] 您说的是真的

[00:05:25] 当然发自肺腑

[00:05:28] 总镖头

[00:05:29] 您身份太高了

[00:05:31] 还是那句话

[00:05:32] 你我的身份相差悬殊

[00:05:36] 我怎好跟您解白啊

[00:05:38] 不

[00:05:39] 窦大侠

[00:05:40] 你要这么说

[00:05:42] 你是瞧不起我

[00:05:43] 我一生就是好交朋友

[00:05:47] 我就问你一句话

[00:05:49] 你愿意不愿意吧

[00:05:51] 当然

[00:05:52] 我求之不得

[00:05:54] 好香案伺候

[00:05:59] 其实啊

[00:06:00] 人家事先都准备好了桌

[00:06:02] 现成的大红桌垫

[00:06:05] 大红桌围

[00:06:06] 五供

[00:06:08] 芝麻香客都准备了

[00:06:10] 黄三太一吩咐

[00:06:12] 马上把桌摆好了

[00:06:14] 头前准备了拜殿

[00:06:16] 黄三太站起来

[00:06:18] 拉着窦尔敦赶奔香案前

[00:06:21] 贤弟啊

[00:06:23] 咱说办就办

[00:06:25] 拜祖师吧

[00:06:28] 窦尔敦一看

[00:06:30] 这真的了慢

[00:06:32] 总镖头

[00:06:33] 我有下情回禀哦

[00:06:36] 有话请讲

[00:06:38] 当面

[00:06:39] 总镖头

[00:06:41] 这我跟您结拜

[00:06:43] 还是那句话

[00:06:44] 我求之不得

[00:06:46] 我星星跟着月亮走

[00:06:49] 我得借光

[00:06:51] 但有一样

[00:06:53] 我想诸葛道人会把我的话传给您了

[00:06:59] 您现在的身份是官人啊

[00:07:04] 我不怕您挑理

[00:07:06] 我跟官府的人没缘

[00:07:09] 换句话说

[00:07:11] 我见着官府的人

[00:07:13] 我就有反感

[00:07:15] 真不知道是为什么

[00:07:17] 您是官人

[00:07:19] 我是普通百姓

[00:07:21] 咱俩结拜合适吗

[00:07:24] 黄三太一

[00:07:25] 乐贤弟

[00:07:27] 你这话听谁说的

[00:07:30] 我是保镖的

[00:07:31] 我怎么成了官人了

[00:07:34] 真是以讹传讹呀

[00:07:37] 这是真叫人可发一笑啊

[00:07:40] 根本没有这种事儿是吗

[00:07:43] 那么请问总镖头

[00:07:45] 既然没有这种事儿

[00:07:48] 想当初你跟着你老师圣婴平山灭岛

[00:07:53] 有这事吧

[00:07:55] 削金台

[00:07:56] 萧玉台

[00:07:57] 削凤台

[00:07:58] 莲花湖

[00:07:58] 骆马湖

[00:07:59] 等等等等等

[00:08:02] 是你协助你老师评的不

[00:08:05] 诶

[00:08:06] 你们伤了多少绿林的英雄好汉

[00:08:11] 这不是官府是什么呢

[00:08:14] 换句话说

[00:08:16] 官府做不到的事儿

[00:08:18] 你们师徒给做了

[00:08:21] 官府达不到的目的

[00:08:23] 你们师徒给做了

[00:08:26] 那你说你不是官人又作何解释

[00:08:30] 哦哦哦哦哦

[00:08:35] 你指的是这个

[00:08:37] 贤弟呀

[00:08:38] 我不必一一向你详细的解释了

[00:08:43] 事出有因

[00:08:45] 我们也是迫不得已呀

[00:08:47] 你想想

[00:08:48] 飞天鼠秦游大闹皇宫苑

[00:08:52] 临走之时留下我老师的名字

[00:08:56] 移花节目

[00:08:57] 栽赃陷害我老师

[00:09:00] 怎么办呢

[00:09:01] 就得捉拿盗宝的凶手

[00:09:04] 就要把他缉拿归难

[00:09:06] 结果这小子到处煽动是非

[00:09:10] 挑拨离间

[00:09:11] 有很多陆离的朋友对我们师徒有反感

[00:09:15] 我们再三解释

[00:09:17] 就是不听

[00:09:18] 只好兵戎相见呢

[00:09:22] 这

[00:09:22] 这实在是事出有因呢

[00:09:25] 窦大帝不必听信这些话了

[00:09:29] 过去是过去

[00:09:31] 现在是现在

[00:09:32] 你是你

[00:09:33] 我是我

[00:09:34] 咱们就单论

[00:09:36] 那么咱俩结拜

[00:09:38] 你愿意不愿意这总镖头龙某三司

[00:09:45] 你说窦尔敦说个什么

[00:09:47] 三思留个退身步

[00:09:49] 实质上也是婉转的谢绝

[00:09:53] 刚说到这儿

[00:09:55] 旁边有人嗷嗷一嗓子

[00:09:58] 谁呀

[00:10:00] 在队伍后面站着一条大汉

[00:10:03] 正是孟广元

[00:10:07] 这孟广元的兄弟孟广启

[00:10:10] 死在鹿王台

[00:10:12] 到现在他这口气还没出来呢

[00:10:15] 他一看总镖头对待窦尔敦太过分了

[00:10:20] 兄弟长兄弟短

[00:10:22] 还主动提出来跟他结拜

[00:10:24] 结果窦尔敦这么不愿意那么不愿意

[00:10:28] 还找出种种借口谢绝

[00:10:31] 这么看我们13 省总镖局的人太掉价了

[00:10:35] 姓窦的算个什么东西

[00:10:37] 单对单各对个

[00:10:39] 我不是他的对手

[00:10:41] 但咱这么多人呢

[00:10:43] 难道惧怕他一人不成吗

[00:10:45] 这小子犯了混劲儿

[00:10:48] 嗷一嗓子

[00:10:49] 总镖头

[00:10:51] 我说几句

[00:10:54] 肉他蹦到前面来

[00:10:57] 黄三太把脸往下一沉

[00:11:00] 广元

[00:11:01] 你要干什么

[00:11:02] 还不给我退了

[00:11:03] 下去不

[00:11:05] 再不让我说话

[00:11:06] 把我憋疯了

[00:11:08] 你这生气我也得说

[00:11:11] 我逗顿你算他妈什么东西

[00:11:16] 你出身低贱

[00:11:18] 充其量也是个草莽英雄而已呀

[00:11:23] 你算什么正门正户的

[00:11:26] 你跟我们总镖头怎么比

[00:11:29] 今天总镖头在众人的面前

[00:11:33] 这没有办法呀

[00:11:35] 想跟你套套近乎

[00:11:37] 想叫你成人

[00:11:39] 你瞅你牵着不走

[00:11:42] 打着倒退

[00:11:43] 你还端起来了豆蹲呢

[00:11:46] 总镖头

[00:11:47] 跟你是你们之间的事情

[00:11:50] 我跟你的仇口到现在没做了结

[00:11:54] 你还记得吗

[00:11:56] 我兄弟怎么死的

[00:11:58] 杀人偿命

[00:11:59] 欠债还钱

[00:12:01] 我就等着你来呢

[00:12:03] 要给我兄弟报仇雪恨

[00:12:05] 你拿命来

[00:12:11] 说着说着就是个通天炮

[00:12:14] 猛击窦尔敦的天灵盖

[00:12:18] 窦墩把脑袋一拨

[00:12:20] 楞

[00:12:20] 把他全躲开了

[00:12:22] 噌跳出一丈躲远去

[00:12:25] 我总镖头

[00:12:26] 这

[00:12:27] 这怎么回事儿

[00:12:28] 这

[00:12:29] 这是何意

[00:12:31] 莫非说

[00:12:32] 这就是比武不成

[00:12:35] 黄三太

[00:12:36] 这有点破门帘子挂不住

[00:12:39] 跳起来

[00:12:41] 就给孟广元来了个嘴巴啪

[00:12:47] 把孟广元抽的就地转了俩圈儿

[00:12:50] 把脸蛋子一捂

[00:12:52] 总镖头

[00:12:53] 你滚滚

[00:12:57] 孟广元呢

[00:12:59] 这里头有你什么

[00:13:00] 信口雌黄

[00:13:02] 还不给我滚了下去我

[00:13:07] 大伙儿怕把黄三泰气着

[00:13:09] 一力撒金钱

[00:13:10] 胡景春神眼济全神蛋子

[00:13:13] 李武

[00:13:14] 赶紧过来

[00:13:15] 把孟广元架到后边去

[00:13:18] 孟广元不服劲儿

[00:13:20] 直扑了脑袋

[00:13:21] 各位怨我吗

[00:13:23] 这总镖头他别说

[00:13:25] 别说

[00:13:27] 总镖头有总镖头的打算

[00:13:30] 千万不能因小失大呀

[00:13:33] 还用你说吗

[00:13:35] 今儿把窦尔敦提了来

[00:13:37] 其中也含有给你们弟兄报仇的意思

[00:13:42] 你着什么急

[00:13:43] 你

[00:13:44] 我看他太软弱了

[00:13:46] 行了

[00:13:46] 行行

[00:13:47] 推到一边

[00:13:49] 总镖头要生了气

[00:13:51] 可够你瞧的

[00:13:52] 嗯

[00:13:54] 孟广元呢

[00:13:56] 这才不敢言语了

[00:13:58] 正在这时

[00:13:59] 站起来

[00:14:00] 怪人

[00:14:01] 再瞅这怪人长得圆背封腰

[00:14:06] 多少有点探道的脖子

[00:14:09] 这后背呀

[00:14:10] 形成个弯儿

[00:14:12] 头上戴着老羊皮的皮帽

[00:14:15] 身穿老羊皮的皮袄

[00:14:18] 毛朝外

[00:14:19] 外头罩着老羊皮的皮坎肩

[00:14:23] 下边穿着老羊皮的皮裤

[00:14:25] 老羊皮的套裤

[00:14:27] 老羊皮的大靴子

[00:14:30] 窝窝囊囊

[00:14:32] 跟个大汉包相似

[00:14:33] 往脸上看

[00:14:35] 小脸挺窄小窄脑门尖下壳花白胡

[00:14:40] 鼻梁子上戴着眼镜

[00:14:43] 光有镜框没有镜片

[00:14:46] 大酒糟鼻子头

[00:14:48] 手里头是锃明刷亮

[00:14:51] 铜锅、铜杆、铜嘴、大烟袋

[00:14:57] 这烟袋锅跟二碗相似

[00:14:59] 烟袋杆儿比鸭子还粗

[00:15:03] 上秤称一称

[00:15:05] 能有60 余斤

[00:15:07] 就见他推开桌案

[00:15:10] 晃着身躯来到窦尔敦近前

[00:15:14] 呀

[00:15:15] 窦大侠

[00:15:16] 南方人

[00:15:18] 跟你说几句可以吗

[00:15:21] 道敦心说

[00:15:22] 这谁呀

[00:15:23] 啊

[00:15:24] 想起来了

[00:15:25] 我听说

[00:15:27] 过去辅佐圣婴有两个怪人

[00:15:31] 这两个人都是上海人

[00:15:35] 一个叫欧阳天佐

[00:15:37] 一个叫欧阳天右

[00:15:39] 但是不知道这主是左还是右

[00:15:44] 看年纪

[00:15:45] 嗯

[00:15:46] 八九不离十

[00:15:48] 窦尔敦一笑

[00:15:49] 请问前辈尊姓大名

[00:15:52] 乌鸦武欧阳天佐是也

[00:15:57] 哦

[00:15:58] 闹了半天

[00:16:00] 是前辈

[00:16:01] 石敬

[00:16:02] 石敬

[00:16:03] 我说窦尔敦呐

[00:16:05] 方才总镖头主动提出跟你冲北磕头

[00:16:10] 八拜结交

[00:16:12] 我以为这是往你脸上贴金呢

[00:16:16] 因为我家总镖头爱才觉着你窦尔敦是个人物

[00:16:22] 这才提出这个要求

[00:16:25] 我以为你窦尔敦不定多高兴呢

[00:16:29] 没想到遭到你的拒绝

[00:16:32] 你拒绝也好

[00:16:34] 但是你说了些旁不相干的话呀

[00:16:38] 说什么平山灭岛

[00:16:40] 做了这个事儿做那事儿

[00:16:42] 我问你

[00:16:43] 窦尔敦那时候还没有你

[00:16:46] 你知道内情吗

[00:16:48] 你跟着胡说什么呢

[00:16:50] 诶

[00:16:51] 哎呀

[00:16:52] 真叫吴老人家可发一笑啊

[00:16:55] 归根结底一句话

[00:16:58] 我家总镖头有容人之量

[00:17:02] 跟你套近乎

[00:17:04] 并非给你打溜须

[00:17:06] 你窦尔敦有什么了不起的

[00:17:08] 你就是独霸山东铁罗汉八大处的总头领

[00:17:13] 又算得了什么

[00:17:15] 怎么能跟我家总镖头相比

[00:17:18] 他做出这个决定

[00:17:21] 无非爱惜你是个人才出乎意料之外呀

[00:17:27] 啊

[00:17:27] 你是婉转拒绝

[00:17:29] 看来你这年轻人很自负

[00:17:33] 你觉得你很了不起

[00:17:36] 也罢

[00:17:37] 既然这样

[00:17:39] 旁人我不管

[00:17:40] 我欧阳天佐要会你一会

[00:17:45] 窦尔敦笑着点点头

[00:17:47] 前辈

[00:17:49] 能跟你接接手

[00:17:51] 是我的荣幸

[00:17:52] 我久闻大名啊

[00:17:54] 今日得见见高人

[00:17:57] 焉能交臂失之

[00:17:59] 我今天还真想开开眼

[00:18:02] 哦呀

[00:18:03] 好

[00:18:04] 各位闪开了

[00:18:06] 真急了

[00:18:09] 黄三泰假意摇头叹息

[00:18:12] 哎

[00:18:13] 那意思无可奈何

[00:18:15] 赶紧归坐

[00:18:17] 其他的人往后一退

[00:18:20] 就在李家祠堂前边这片空地

[00:18:25] 两个人就交了手了

[00:18:28] 那小哥四个站在后头

[00:18:31] 瞪着眼儿给老师观战

[00:18:34] 石宽、春宝、王大成

[00:18:37] 包括傻小子丁奎

[00:18:39] 那心都提到嗓子眼儿啊

[00:18:42] 就怕老师打败

[00:18:44] 这要一打败

[00:18:45] 一切全完

[00:18:48] 再看窦尔敦

[00:18:49] 二臂齐摇

[00:18:51] 身形转动

[00:18:52] 一伸手

[00:18:53] 达摩36 式

[00:18:56] 不管出手抬腿

[00:18:58] 那是十分规矩的

[00:19:01] 欧阳天佐叫大贼魔

[00:19:04] 要讲正路的功夫

[00:19:06] 他是一般般

[00:19:08] 但是他平生所学

[00:19:10] 最拿手的就是轻功点穴和鹰爪力

[00:19:14] 今天

[00:19:15] 当着众人的面

[00:19:16] 他把自己压箱底的绝招也抖了出来了

[00:19:20] 一伸手再看他深情似艳

[00:19:24] 往上一纵

[00:19:25] 两丈多高

[00:19:27] 往下一落

[00:19:28] 声息皆无

[00:19:29] 围着铁罗汉兜蹲

[00:19:31] 忽前就后

[00:19:33] 忽左右右

[00:19:34] 冲冲冲冲冲冲

[00:19:37] 七快如飞

[00:19:40] 把掌中大烟袋舞动的是呼呼刮风啊

[00:19:45] 那大烟袋锅子扣上就够瞧的

[00:19:48] 窦尔敦没亮虎尾三截棍

[00:19:51] 就想看看他究竟有多高的本事

[00:19:54] 两个人一交手就20 个回合

[00:19:59] 窦尔敦边打边想

[00:20:01] 罢了

[00:20:02] 欧阳天佐真有独到的本事啊

[00:20:06] 这回我算开了眼了

[00:20:08] 难怪圣婴成名啊

[00:20:11] 红花还得绿叶配

[00:20:13] 他就是圣婴老匹夫的打手和保镖

[00:20:17] 没想到现在又给黄三太来保镖来了

[00:20:22] 虽然他不属于黄三泰的心腹

[00:20:26] 但是他也是他的外围

[00:20:28] 把这种人给打掉

[00:20:31] 也能打打他的威风

[00:20:33] 灭灭黄三太的锐气

[00:20:36] 那位说

[00:20:37] 怎么是四成劲儿啊

[00:20:40] 比方说窦尔敦有十成本事

[00:20:44] 存起六成

[00:20:45] 只使用四成

[00:20:47] 为什么

[00:20:49] 因为他看得出今天的比武

[00:20:52] 绝不寻常啊

[00:20:54] 压轴的是黄三太

[00:20:58] 如果把劲儿全使完了

[00:21:01] 把招数都抖了劲了

[00:21:03] 怎么对付黄三太

[00:21:06] 对付这些外围的人

[00:21:08] 四成劲儿就可以

[00:21:10] 那六成存着对付主角

[00:21:14] 你说窦尔敦多不容易啊

[00:21:17] 心里想好了

[00:21:18] 看官定势

[00:21:20] 封住门户

[00:21:21] 叭叭叭

[00:21:22] 一招紧一招

[00:21:24] 一招快一招

[00:21:26] 开始进攻

[00:21:28] 刚才咱说了

[00:21:29] 欧阳天佐的能耐是不错

[00:21:32] 但是他偏重于轻功和鹰爪力点穴

[00:21:36] 讲这种正经800的功夫

[00:21:39] 远不如窦尔敦

[00:21:42] 40 回合就见将了

[00:21:45] 窦尔敦毫不在乎

[00:21:47] 稳稳当当

[00:21:48] 一招一式

[00:21:50] 有板有眼

[00:21:51] 再看欧阳天佐鼻洼鬓角已经见了汗了

[00:21:56] 欧阳天佐心中暗想

[00:21:59] 哦呀

[00:22:00] 难怪姓窦的成名

[00:22:03] 难怪伊犁洒金钱胡景春受挫

[00:22:06] 难怪夏侯山等人败北

[00:22:10] 闹了半天

[00:22:11] 这小子真有两下子

[00:22:13] 我可要多加谨慎

[00:22:15] 这不点穴也点不上他

[00:22:17] 抓也抓不着他

[00:22:19] 这

[00:22:19] 这

[00:22:19] 这可怎么办呢

[00:22:21] 他这心里头一慌乱

[00:22:23] 思想溜了号了

[00:22:25] 打仗就忌讳这手

[00:22:28] 经历这一不集中

[00:22:30] 让窦墩钻了空子了

[00:22:32] 窦墩使了一招

[00:22:34] 叫老君关门

[00:22:35] 唔

[00:22:36] 双掌并着猛扣欧阳天佐的花盖穴

[00:22:43] 欧阳天佐呜呀的一声

[00:22:45] 躲闪不及

[00:22:46] 把眼一闭

[00:22:47] 在这儿等着挨打

[00:22:50] 但窦尔敦没那么做

[00:22:53] 还是那句话

[00:22:54] 但能容人且容人呢

[00:22:58] 他那两掌都摸着他那老羊皮那毛了

[00:23:03] 结果把双掌撤回成

[00:23:07] 飞身形跳出圈外

[00:23:09] 一抱拳

[00:23:11] 欧阳前辈

[00:23:12] 窦某得罪了