《第08集_水漭英雄恨》歌词

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[00:00:01] 杨一本来就不耐烦

[00:00:03] 一瞅这小子特殊的屋里

[00:00:06] 杨一

[00:00:07] 这火就压不住了

[00:00:09] 往旁边一闪身

[00:00:10] 把这一拳躲开

[00:00:12] 赶紧探三尺砰

[00:00:17] 把他的寸关尺给抓住了

[00:00:20] 洋洋是跟欧阳太学电能呢

[00:00:24] 那是正经800的真功啊

[00:00:28] 跟他能比吗

[00:00:30] 这一掐住

[00:00:31] 这小子就半身不遂了

[00:00:33] 哎哎

[00:00:37] 随着单腿就跪在地下

[00:00:40] 阳一真想给他来两脚

[00:00:43] 又一想算了

[00:00:45] 把手一松

[00:00:47] 逃命去吧

[00:00:49] 哇

[00:00:49] 这一下子把胳膊晃了三晃

[00:00:52] 脑瓜疼的汗都淌下来了呀

[00:00:56] 哎

[00:00:57] 哎

[00:00:57] 我是叫花子

[00:01:00] 你丫要饭是假

[00:01:03] 别有用心是真

[00:01:06] 你是不是想会会我们头儿

[00:01:09] 好嘞

[00:01:09] 小子

[00:01:10] 你等着

[00:01:11] 哥哥

[00:01:12] 熊大

[00:01:12] 快给叫师爷送信儿去

[00:01:16] 有两个腿快的

[00:01:18] 进去送信儿去了

[00:01:19] Er 时间不大

[00:01:21] 里边又出了一帮

[00:01:23] 中间围着一个人

[00:01:27] 杨摇头

[00:01:28] 眼一看这位

[00:01:29] 比自己能高一脑袋

[00:01:32] 肩宽

[00:01:33] 背厚

[00:01:34] 膀大腰粗

[00:01:36] 去黑底长脸

[00:01:37] 跟黑锅底一样

[00:01:39] 长的是豹头环眼

[00:01:43] 头上戴着六棱

[00:01:45] 抽口硬装金

[00:01:47] 顶梁门拉着三坚辞

[00:01:49] 副业鬓插英雄球

[00:01:54] 上身穿着绑身

[00:01:56] 靠下面大叉蹲干枯

[00:02:00] 手里拿着把桑皮纸的大善

[00:02:04] 一瞅就是练武术的

[00:02:06] 太阳穴鼓鼓的

[00:02:08] 腮帮子母着

[00:02:09] 两个眼睛是倍儿亮倍儿亮的

[00:02:14] 哇

[00:02:14] 孩子们啊

[00:02:16] 什么事儿

[00:02:18] 师傅吗就这小子

[00:02:20] 他跑到人家显能耐了

[00:02:22] 那手指头比比长条都硬

[00:02:27] 嗯

[00:02:28] 我看看

[00:02:29] 这只老百姓一看要打仗

[00:02:31] 吓得都躲得远远的

[00:02:33] 把羊腰就闪出来了

[00:02:36] 杨瑶一看

[00:02:38] 我也不是找你打仗的

[00:02:39] 我怕什么站在原地没动

[00:02:44] 直愣愣瞅着

[00:02:45] 这位教师

[00:02:47] 这教师玩的嘴都撇到耳根抬上去了

[00:02:51] 翻着眼睛看了半天呢

[00:02:54] 嗯

[00:02:57] 要看吧

[00:02:59] 打个二吧

[00:03:02] 大哥

[00:03:02] 万事江湖的行话

[00:03:05] 就是你报个名

[00:03:07] 杨瑶明明懂

[00:03:10] 假装不懂

[00:03:11] 没理他

[00:03:13] 哎

[00:03:14] 找个伴儿吧

[00:03:16] 哦

[00:03:16] 吃生米儿的

[00:03:18] 不懂行话

[00:03:20] 哈哈哈

[00:03:24] 听完图儿说啊

[00:03:26] 你手底还有点儿真功夫

[00:03:30] 看你这个岁数也不像个要饭的

[00:03:34] 谁让你来吧

[00:03:37] 受哪位的主使

[00:03:40] 来会会我们午觉馆的高人

[00:03:43] 哎

[00:03:45] 我陪你走几趟怎么样

[00:03:48] 亮亮

[00:03:49] 你的家是抱抱你的门户

[00:03:53] 杨一还不理他

[00:03:55] 花儿

[00:03:57] 架子可不小啊

[00:03:59] 小哥们

[00:04:02] 他嬉皮笑脸是这么说的

[00:04:04] 往前一根不爬

[00:04:08] 使了个弹指

[00:04:11] 什么叫弹指

[00:04:13] 这功夫都在手指头上

[00:04:16] 就像弹脑崩儿似的

[00:04:19] 这一下又给弹上

[00:04:21] 杨一不死就得受重伤啊

[00:04:25] 最轻脑袋上的落个仔包

[00:04:29] 要要明白

[00:04:31] 看这小子就没安好心往旁边一闪身

[00:04:35] 杨一仍然使得室内招一抓他的寸关尺

[00:04:40] 往怀里一带底下使了个勾挂连环腿啊

[00:04:44] 搔扒

[00:04:47] 别人都没看清是怎么回事儿

[00:04:50] 就把这教师节摔了个狗啃屎

[00:04:54] 哇

[00:04:55] 啊

[00:04:57] 门前整个开了锅了

[00:05:00] 把老百姓啊惹得哄堂大笑

[00:05:05] 听说这个怎么站着站着摔下来

[00:05:07] 怎么回事儿这是

[00:05:10] J 叫声疼

[00:05:11] 这脸就红啊啊

[00:05:17] 好小子

[00:05:19] 怪不得我徒弟说你是假要饭

[00:05:22] 这么一看真不假

[00:05:24] 你真有点儿真功夫

[00:05:26] 来吧

[00:05:28] 这家哗啦甩掉衣服

[00:05:31] 一个黑虎掏心又是一拳

[00:05:35] 杨瑶望旁边一闪身

[00:05:38] 把他的全部拨开

[00:05:40] 张医生

[00:05:42] 我这位教师爷

[00:05:43] 你先等一会儿动手啊

[00:05:45] 你有什么话说

[00:05:48] 瑶瑶一想

[00:05:49] 把话说出得了

[00:05:51] 免得发生误会

[00:05:54] 请问教师

[00:05:56] 您贵姓

[00:05:57] 姓周

[00:05:58] 哦

[00:05:59] Jo 教师

[00:06:01] 实不相瞒

[00:06:03] 我确实是个要饭的

[00:06:05] 穷困潦倒

[00:06:07] 一筹莫展

[00:06:09] 落到这步田地

[00:06:11] 刚才经人指点

[00:06:13] 听说你们武术馆要用人

[00:06:17] 我打算找口饭吃

[00:06:20] 我绝不是来晦气来也没人阻止我

[00:06:24] 您可弄明白了啊

[00:06:26] 咱们便发生误会

[00:06:28] 你要看我称职就把我留下

[00:06:32] 赏碗饭吃

[00:06:33] 要看我不行

[00:06:35] 我还急

[00:06:35] 需要我的饭

[00:06:37] 何必伤了和气呢

[00:06:40] 你说咱俩什么仇也没有这样的动手

[00:06:44] 倘若有一个受伤的反为不美呀

[00:06:49] 啊

[00:06:50] 是这么回事儿

[00:06:52] 我跟你说的事

[00:06:53] 真办字不假

[00:06:56] 我这人从来不说瞎话

[00:06:59] 啊

[00:07:00] 想在这儿混饭吃

[00:07:03] 友宝骂没有

[00:07:06] 就凭着我这点儿本事

[00:07:10] 那你都会什么

[00:07:12] 嗯

[00:07:12] 那您说吧

[00:07:14] 你们这需要什么活呀

[00:07:17] 你口气可不小

[00:07:19] 武术是五花八门

[00:07:22] 需要的事情多了

[00:07:23] 这玩意儿你会吗

[00:07:26] 这姓周的叫是为了找着脸面

[00:07:29] 一点手把火气调过来了

[00:07:33] 说什么玩意儿会给拿了一块大青砖

[00:07:37] 那古代呢

[00:07:38] 专的个头大

[00:07:40] 比咱们现在呢

[00:07:41] 枕头还大呢

[00:07:43] 这块青砖足有40 多斤呢

[00:07:47] 厚度不到半尺

[00:07:49] 也差不多长了下有一尺半

[00:07:53] 他把这个大端在怀里一抱

[00:07:56] 我这招你会吗

[00:07:58] 洋洋说什么您练练

[00:08:01] 我看看

[00:08:02] 就这个

[00:08:04] 就见他把掌心往桌面上一嗯H

[00:08:12] 这块大砖齐刷刷是拦腰斩断

[00:08:17] 老百姓一看

[00:08:19] 真有功夫

[00:08:20] 一个个把舌头吐出来多长啊

[00:08:25] J 姓周的把两个半金砖往地下一扔

[00:08:29] 仰面大笑啊

[00:08:32] 回来了吗

[00:08:34] 杨瑶溪说

[00:08:35] 这算个屁

[00:08:38] 我要不会这么两下子

[00:08:40] 我还成练武术的

[00:08:43] 教师

[00:08:45] 这不算什么

[00:08:47] 你练得虽好

[00:08:48] 但是并不惊人

[00:08:51] 哦

[00:08:52] 我练得不精

[00:08:53] 人这一说你是内行了

[00:08:55] 你打一块我看看不

[00:08:58] 我不能像您这样打

[00:09:01] 这是江湖上混饭吃的东西

[00:09:05] 要光辉

[00:09:06] 这个比我也强不了多少

[00:09:09] 那就成了要饭的了

[00:09:11] 不是真正的真才实学

[00:09:14] 要打我得打上千块上万块

[00:09:19] 第一块还值得我一沓

[00:09:22] 就这一句话

[00:09:23] 没把这教室鼻子气歪了

[00:09:26] 我说叫花子你真能白活

[00:09:29] 你明明知道这块儿没有上千块上万块

[00:09:33] 你故意出个难题呀

[00:09:35] 你是信口的胡说

[00:09:38] 播

[00:09:39] 我这人从来不胡说

[00:09:42] 你要不信

[00:09:43] 咱们当场试验

[00:09:47] 杨一眼睛跟闪电一样

[00:09:49] 往两旁一看

[00:09:52] 看着他呢

[00:09:52] 头疼院子

[00:09:55] 我请问教师

[00:09:57] 你那院儿里那么高

[00:09:58] 那个建筑那是什么

[00:10:01] 这姓周的

[00:10:02] 教师网投的

[00:10:03] 愿意看啊

[00:10:04] 那是练功强

[00:10:07] 哦

[00:10:08] 练功强好吧

[00:10:10] 能不能允许我进院子拿他做个实验

[00:10:14] 可以啊

[00:10:15] 那行吧

[00:10:18] 杨一进来投生怨

[00:10:20] 说这院儿才宽敞

[00:10:22] 两旁边摆着冰镇架子

[00:10:25] 这个墙坐西朝东

[00:10:27] 高了下

[00:10:28] 有两丈四长

[00:10:30] 下有三丈六

[00:10:31] 厚度也有五尺

[00:10:35] 这是武术馆的人天天在这练功、练掌法、练拳术、练飞檐走壁

[00:10:43] 杨一倒了墙下

[00:10:45] 为这强转了一圈

[00:10:48] 我朋友

[00:10:50] 我打算拿他试验试验

[00:10:52] 刚才我说了练上千块上万块

[00:10:57] 就这做大强租

[00:10:58] 有几万块砖盖成的

[00:11:01] 啊

[00:11:02] 你拿他怎么列

[00:11:04] 你打专

[00:11:06] 我打强

[00:11:08] 跟你绝不相差

[00:11:11] 你相信不关世界上的迷雾

[00:11:14] 死的都叫你吹的

[00:11:16] 我叫花子

[00:11:17] 你要真能把这墙给打倒了

[00:11:19] 我拜你为师

[00:11:22] 哎

[00:11:22] 不不

[00:11:23] 这师傅还小

[00:11:24] 点儿师爷吧

[00:11:26] 你算我师爷

[00:11:28] 哈哈哈杨瑶婷来心中好笑

[00:11:34] 因为钱压奴辈

[00:11:36] 手艺压当行人

[00:11:41] 这个事儿你不能不服

[00:11:46] 你说三千万

[00:11:48] 四千八都没有用

[00:11:52] 你得拿出真格的

[00:11:56] 年轻人嘛

[00:11:57] 也好胜

[00:12:00] 杨瑶这么一高兴

[00:12:02] 说了大话

[00:12:05] 用手一指

[00:12:06] 这到练功强

[00:12:09] 问我呀

[00:12:11] 要打就打这个

[00:12:14] 我这一巴掌下去

[00:12:17] 把这个墙拦腰斩断

[00:12:21] 哎

[00:12:22] 你看比你那个砖强不强

[00:12:27] 这个教师一听

[00:12:29] 鼻子都气歪了

[00:12:34] 要饭

[00:12:36] 你真是有骆驼不吹牛啊

[00:12:40] 他问

[00:12:42] 今儿个我就开开眼

[00:12:45] 你打得我瞅瞅

[00:12:48] 真能把枪给打倒

[00:12:50] 你就算我师爷

[00:12:54] 小子们

[00:12:54] 你们说的对打不着

[00:12:58] 就把他门牙给他敲掉

[00:13:01] 把他腮帮子

[00:13:03] 给他撕烂

[00:13:04] 把他狗腿打折

[00:13:09] 这些人捋胳膊、挽袖子

[00:13:11] 不服不忿

[00:13:14] 杨一拳不以为然

[00:13:18] 把这花鼓放到地下

[00:13:21] 包解下来

[00:13:22] 也放到旁边

[00:13:26] 卖不来的练功墙的前面

[00:13:30] 上下左右看看

[00:13:33] 瞅瞅高度厚度

[00:13:37] 量了量距离

[00:13:40] 往下一侧身

[00:13:42] 退出去九不远

[00:13:46] 他就练开气功了

[00:13:50] 在看的骑马蹲裆式

[00:13:52] 往那儿一站

[00:13:54] 两倍轻轻地摇动

[00:13:57] 脑瓜就晃开

[00:13:59] 嗯嗯嗯嗯

[00:14:04] 干什么呢

[00:14:05] 运气

[00:14:09] 众人一看这

[00:14:11] 叫花子脖子越来越粗

[00:14:16] 眼睛越睁越圆

[00:14:19] 两只胳膊确实比刚才粗多了

[00:14:25] 看着看着

[00:14:27] 就见洋洋

[00:14:29] 冷不丁迈大步

[00:14:31] 焕强就冲过去了

[00:14:34] 嗯

[00:14:36] 嗯

[00:14:39] 然后把又被轮胎了

[00:14:42] 掌心朝外

[00:14:44] 手背朝着自己灭门

[00:14:48] 三天一觉

[00:14:50] 厉喊了一声

[00:14:52] 嗨

[00:15:00] J 1掌打得实实在在的

[00:15:04] 打完了

[00:15:05] 杨一往下一侧身

[00:15:09] 按现在中表述

[00:15:12] 也就两三秒钟的时间

[00:15:16] 就见这到练功强

[00:15:19] 晃三晃131

[00:15:23] 齐刷刷的拦腰斩断

[00:15:32] 刹那间

[00:15:33] 尘土飞扬

[00:15:36] 天崩地裂一般

[00:15:40] 可了不得

[00:15:42] 满院子的人全都惊呆了啊

[00:15:49] 我这位是人马

[00:15:52] 大概是神影

[00:15:55] 卖说是少哇

[00:15:58] 又拿这几十斤的大锤

[00:16:02] 也不能把墙给砸倒啊

[00:16:06] 哎呀

[00:16:06] 这么整功夫可太大了

[00:16:10] 众人稍愣片刻

[00:16:13] 然后呼啦超全跪下了

[00:16:18] 那个当头儿的磕头带响

[00:16:23] 高人

[00:16:25] 我们算开了眼了

[00:16:28] 您不是人

[00:16:30] 你是神仙转世

[00:16:33] 请上受我等一拜

[00:16:36] 您不但是师爷

[00:16:38] 您是我们师祖宗

[00:16:42] 杨瑶心中好笑

[00:16:45] 哪位说的笑什么呢

[00:16:49] 洋洋

[00:16:49] 为什么刚才要看看那个强

[00:16:53] 仔细地检查检查呢

[00:16:56] 闹了半天

[00:16:57] 这座练功强啊

[00:16:59] 年久失修

[00:17:02] 上去有点裂缝

[00:17:06] 杨一估摸着

[00:17:08] 从这列

[00:17:09] 放生佳丽

[00:17:11] J 强就可以倒

[00:17:14] 你这咋的

[00:17:15] 有窍门

[00:17:17] 再根据自己的功夫

[00:17:20] 觉着差不多

[00:17:22] 要是一座心墙

[00:17:25] 刚修好了梆梆

[00:17:27] 硬硬邦邦

[00:17:28] 也卖出羊腰

[00:17:31] 就是神仙也不好整倒

[00:17:35] 一瞅这帮人跟傻子似的

[00:17:37] 所以在心中发酵

[00:17:40] 当然了

[00:17:41] 毫无疑问

[00:17:43] 央一确实有能耐

[00:17:45] 就是这样

[00:17:46] 一般人也办不到

[00:17:50] 她一看大伙儿给他磕头

[00:17:52] 觉着过意不去

[00:17:53] 过来用手相掺

[00:17:55] 各位请起

[00:17:57] 请起

[00:17:57] 免理平身

[00:17:59] 你们见笑了

[00:18:00] 不

[00:18:00] 不

[00:18:01] 不

[00:18:02] 我告诉你

[00:18:02] 你可别走啊

[00:18:03] 屋里请屋里请

[00:18:07] 有人给拿着包

[00:18:09] 有人拎着花鼓

[00:18:11] 众星捧月一般让进在客厅

[00:18:17] 你还要饭

[00:18:18] 花子

[00:18:18] 这回来劲儿了

[00:18:20] 这是怎么个意思呢

[00:18:21] 有能耐

[00:18:24] 狼走遍天下

[00:18:26] 吃肉狗

[00:18:28] 走遍天下吃屎

[00:18:30] 你不服这个劲儿不行

[00:18:34] 别看穿的破有真才实学

[00:18:38] 这阵儿大伙儿再看

[00:18:40] 杨一说

[00:18:41] 这个小伙长得也俊

[00:18:43] 穿的也好

[00:18:45] 眼神都变了

[00:18:48] 有人给沏茶

[00:18:50] 有人给彭点心

[00:18:52] 这个教师在这儿问寒问暖

[00:18:56] 恭敬的跟老爷子一样

[00:18:59] 另外把小伙计叫过来

[00:19:02] 偷偷的让他送信儿去

[00:19:05] 干什么

[00:19:07] 请吴教官的总教师

[00:19:12] 因为总价是有事儿

[00:19:15] 到县衙去开个会

[00:19:17] 没回来

[00:19:20] 派个小伙子给他送信儿

[00:19:22] 叫他快回来

[00:19:23] 就说五叫我有急事儿

[00:19:27] 这块儿招待杨耀

[00:19:30] 咱们简短结束

[00:19:32] 时间不长

[00:19:34] 总要是回来

[00:19:37] 还有人喊了一嗓子

[00:19:39] 总教师驾到

[00:19:43] 众人全站起来

[00:19:46] 看那意思

[00:19:47] J 总教师非常呀

[00:19:50] 茶呀

[00:19:51] 这些人是恭而敬之

[00:19:55] 杨一甩脸往外一看

[00:19:58] 就听见咚咚咚咚咚

[00:20:01] 脚步的声音

[00:20:03] 四名彪形大汉往左右一分

[00:20:07] 当中介那个小伙子

[00:20:10] 这个人呢

[00:20:12] 是个错字

[00:20:14] 长得敦敦实实呼呼

[00:20:16] 湿湿的

[00:20:18] 宽肩膀稍微有点小罗圈

[00:20:21] 腿儿

[00:20:23] 往脸上一看

[00:20:24] 面赛瓜皮

[00:20:28] 来一道

[00:20:28] 清一道

[00:20:29] 红一道

[00:20:30] 紫一道

[00:20:32] 两道大墨子

[00:20:33] 没一张蛤蟆嘴

[00:20:38] 满嘴的大板牙

[00:20:40] 长得是里出外进

[00:20:43] 稍微有点儿连鬓胡子茬

[00:20:46] 看这岁数不超过30

[00:20:50] 杨一发现这个人二目如正

[00:20:56] 这两颗眼睛倍儿亮倍儿亮的

[00:21:00] 从眼神上可以观察出

[00:21:02] 此人必定是位武林高手

[00:21:08] 你别看个不大

[00:21:11] 往里边一走

[00:21:13] 真是百步的威风

[00:21:16] 众人过去时里

[00:21:18] 总教师回来了

[00:21:20] 迎接总教师冕

[00:21:25] 这时候

[00:21:26] 刚才内黑脸的教师

[00:21:30] 过来跟他咬咬耳朵

[00:21:33] 总要施点了点头

[00:21:36] 来到杨一面前

[00:21:38] 躬身施礼

[00:21:40] 这位

[00:21:42] 听说您单掌把墙壁打X

[00:21:47] 真是神人也

[00:21:50] 刚才我已经亲眼得见了

[00:21:54] 可恨我晚来了一路

[00:21:57] 您练功的时候我没在

[00:22:00] 将来有了机会

[00:22:02] 我非得再开开眼界

[00:22:05] 不知道高人驾到

[00:22:07] 有失原因

[00:22:09] 当面恕罪

[00:22:13] 杨瑶一看

[00:22:15] 这人长得挺凶

[00:22:17] 说话挺和气

[00:22:20] 赶紧站起来

[00:22:21] 与礼相还

[00:22:24] 说着话

[00:22:25] 分宾主落座

[00:22:28] 在总头领问了几句闲话一摆手

[00:22:32] 把别的人全打发出去了

[00:22:37] 洋洋纳闷

[00:22:39] 不知是什么意思

[00:22:41] 就见这总教师

[00:22:44] 把门关上

[00:22:46] 来到杨一近前

[00:22:47] 微微一笑

[00:22:51] 高人

[00:22:52] 我先数个字

[00:22:55] 您是不是姓杨叫杨一