《Billy The Mountain》歌词

[00:00:00] Mountain

[00:00:00] Billy the mountain

[00:00:15] A regular picturesque

[00:00:21] Postcardy mountain

[00:00:26] Residing between lovely

[00:00:31] Rosamond and Gorman

[00:00:40] With his stunning wife Ethell

[00:00:44] A tree

[00:00:44] A tree

[00:00:58] Billy was a mountain

[00:01:03] Ethel was a tree

[00:01:04] Growing off of his shoulder

[00:01:12] Billy was a mountain

[00:01:17] Ethel was a tree

[00:01:18] Growing off of his shoulder

[00:01:25] Billy had two big

[00:01:27] Caves for eyes

[00:01:28] With a cliff for a jaw

[00:01:30] That would go up 'n down

[00:01:32] And whenever it did

[00:01:33] He'd puff out some dust

[00:01:35] And hack up a boulder

[00:01:35] Hack

[00:01:35] Hack up a boulder

[00:01:41] Hack hack

[00:01:42] Hack up a boulder

[00:01:42] Hack hack hack

[00:01:47] Hack up a boulder

[00:01:50] Now one day a man in a checkered suit drove up in a big

[00:01:54] Lincoln continental and he laid a huge

[00:02:01] Bulging envelope right at the corner of billy the mountain

[00:02:04] Right where his 'foot' was supposed to be

[00:02:07] Now billy the mountain he couldn't believe it

[00:02:10] All those postcards he'd posed for for over these years

[00:02:14] And finally now at last his royalties

[00:02:23] Billy the mountain was rich his eyeball caves widened in amazement

[00:02:32] His cliff

[00:02:33] Which was his jaw

[00:02:34] It dropped thirty feet

[00:02:40] Ooh a bunch of dust puffed out rocks and boulders hacked up

[00:02:49] Hack hack hack hack hack hack hack

[00:02:50] Crushing 'the Lincoln'

[00:02:52] Now the man in the checkered suit well

[00:02:57] Without his car he went screaming off into the desert at sunset

[00:03:09] All the way to Rosamond to get a beer and tell everybody there

[00:03:14] Including Ronnie Cook what had happened to his car

[00:03:19] I gave him the money

[00:03:23] He acted real funny

[00:03:26] He hocked up a rock and

[00:03:29] It totaled my car

[00:03:31] Oh do you

[00:03:32] Know any trucks

[00:03:34] Might be bound for the Valley

[00:03:38] I don't want to stand here

[00:03:41] All night in this bar

[00:03:44] Dear lord

[00:03:44] I don't want to stand here

[00:03:48] All night in this bar

[00:03:50] No s**t

[00:03:51] I don't want to stand here

[00:03:54] All night in this bar

[00:04:02] By two o'clock and the bars are already closed down

[00:04:07] Billy had already broken 'the big news' to Ethel

[00:04:13] With dust and boulders everywhere billy choked with excitement announced

[00:04:23] Ethel we're going on a vacation

[00:04:33] Yes and they were going on a vacation

[00:04:37] Oh and Ethel Ethel Ethel Ethel just like a woman

[00:04:41] Of course she was delighted she creaked a little bit

[00:04:47] And some old birds flew off of her

[00:04:51] Hey Mr Tambourine Man play a song

[00:04:56] Billy told Ethel they were going to

[00:05:02] They were going to New York

[00:05:05] Ethel we're going to

[00:05:17] New York

[00:05:25] But first they were gonna stop in Las Vegas

[00:05:28] It's off to Las Vegas

[00:05:33] To check out the lounges

[00:05:36] Pull a few handles

[00:05:39] Drink a few beers

[00:05:42] Oh Ethel

[00:05:43] Ethel my darling

[00:05:45] You know that I love you

[00:05:48] I'm glad we could have a

[00:05:51] Vacation this year

[00:05:54] Oh neet o

[00:05:55] Glad we could have a

[00:05:58] Vacation this year

[00:06:06] They left that night crunchin' across the mojave desert

[00:06:12] Their voices echoing through the canyons of your minds

[00:06:18] Ethel want to get a cuppa cawfee

[00:06:32] There's a Howard Johnsons want to eat some clams

[00:06:43] The first noteworthy piece of real estate they destroyed was Edwards Air Force Base

[00:06:49] And to this very day 'wing nuts' and data reduction clerks alike

[00:06:55] Speak in reverent whispers about that fateful night when

[00:06:59] Test stand number one and the rocket sled itself got LUNCHED

[00:07:08] By a famous mountain in and his small wooden wife

[00:07:18] Good bye to Las Vegas

[00:07:22] Farewell to the lounges

[00:07:25] We pulled a few handles

[00:07:28] We drank a few beers

[00:07:32] Guess that George Putnam

[00:07:34] Should be on the air now

[00:07:37] With the biggest new story

[00:07:40] That has broken this year

[00:07:43] George Putnam

[00:07:44] His biggest new story

[00:07:46] That has broken this year

[00:07:53] Take it away George

[00:07:55] Word just in to the KTTV news service undeniably links

[00:08:02] This mountain and his wife to d**g abuse

[00:08:06] And pay offs as part of a San Joaquin Valley smut ring

[00:08:13] However we can assure parents in the Southern California area

[00:08:17] That a recent narcotics crack down

[00:08:19] In Torrance Hawthorne Lomita

[00:08:20] Westchester Playa del Rey Santa Monica

[00:08:21] Tujunga Sunland San Fernando Pacoima Sylmar

[00:08:22] Newhall Canoga Park

[00:08:24] Palmdale Glendale Irwindale

[00:08:25] Rolling Hills Granada Hills Shadow Hills Cheviot Hills

[00:08:27] Will provide the secret evidence

[00:08:29] The Palmdale grand jury has needed to seek a criminal indictment

[00:08:35] And pave the way for stiffer legislation increased federal aid

[00:08:42] And avert a crippling strike of bartenders and veterinarians throughout the inland empire

[00:08:53] But it is this reporter's opinion that Ethel is a former Communist

[00:09:01] Within the week Jerry Lewis had hosted a telethon

[00:09:04] Wah wah wah nice lady

[00:09:07] To raise funds for the injured

[00:09:09] Injured

[00:09:10] And homeless

[00:09:12] Homeless

[00:09:14] In Denver

[00:09:21] As Billy had just levelled it and a few miles right outside of town

[00:09:26] Billy caused a 'Oh Mein Papa' in the earth's crust

[00:09:33] Right over the secret underground dumps where they keep the pools of old poison gas

[00:09:42] And obsolete germ bombs just as a freak tornado cruised through

[00:10:12] Sucking up two thirds of it

[00:10:17] Suck suck suck

[00:10:17] For untimely dispersal over vast stretches of WATTS

[00:10:27] Now it was about this time I think it was right outside of Columbus Ohio that billy got his notice to report for his induction physical

[00:10:38] Now believe me Ethel said she wasn't gonna let him go

[00:10:41] I'm not gonna let you go billy

[00:10:44] And george putnam the right wing creepo fascist pig newscaster from los angeles said

[00:10:50] Take it away george putnam

[00:10:51] The right wing fascist radical creepo pig newscaster from los angeles

[00:10:57] We now have confirmed reports from an informed orange county minister

[00:11:02] That ethell is still an active communist

[00:11:08] And it's this reporter's opinion that she also practices witch craft

[00:11:19] It was about this time that the telephone rang in the secret briefcase

[00:11:25] Belonging to the one mortal man

[00:11:27] Who might be able to stop all of this senseless destruction and save 'america herself'

[00:11:35] Now some men say he looked like

[00:11:37] He looked like

[00:11:37] Felix Pappalardi

[00:11:39] Felix Pappalardi

[00:11:41] Still others say

[00:11:43] Others say

[00:11:43] Bulls**t man

[00:11:43] Bulls**t man

[00:11:44] He was just born

[00:11:45] He was born

[00:11:46] Next to the frozen beef pies at Gristede's

[00:11:47] Frozen beef pies

[00:11:50] Still others say

[00:11:51] Others say he was just another

[00:11:52] Again he was just a crazy Italian

[00:11:54] Crazy Italian

[00:11:56] Who drove a red car

[00:11:57] You see it was hard to tell

[00:11:59] But nobody knows

[00:11:59] Nobody knew for sure

[00:12:00] For sure

[00:12:01] He was so

[00:12:01] So

[00:12:02] Mysterious

[00:12:03] Mysterious

[00:12:04] Oh yes he was

[00:12:06] He was so

[00:12:08] He was so he was so

[00:12:10] Mysterious

[00:12:15] He was so

[00:12:18] Mysterious

[00:12:26] Cause when a person gets to be

[00:12:28] Such a hero folks

[00:12:30] And marvelous beyond compute

[00:12:34] You can never really tell

[00:12:35] About a guy like that

[00:12:37] Whether he's really a nice person

[00:12:39] Or if he just smiles a lot

[00:12:41] What

[00:12:41] Or if he has a son named 'pinocchio'

[00:12:46] Or what

[00:12:48] Whether he's really a nice person or if he has a son named 'pinocchio' or what

[00:12:55] Some men say he could fly

[00:12:56] Some men say he could swim

[00:12:58] Others say he could sing

[00:12:59] Like neil sedaka

[00:13:00] And all the girls in flushing

[00:13:01] Would be amazed of him

[00:13:03] Two three

[00:13:05] Amazed of him

[00:13:10] Time passes

[00:13:15] January February March July

[00:13:21] Wednesday

[00:13:21] August

[00:13:22] Irwindale

[00:13:23] 2:30 in the afternoon

[00:13:24] Sunday Monday

[00:13:24] Funny Cars

[00:13:26] Walnut

[00:13:26] Friday

[00:13:26] City of Industry

[00:13:27] Big John Mazamanian

[00:13:37] So when the phone rang

[00:13:40] In the secret briefcase

[00:13:43] Thank you

[00:13:44] A strong masculine hand

[00:13:47] With a wristwatch

[00:13:48] And flexy bracelet

[00:13:52] Grabbed it

[00:13:54] And answered

[00:13:57] In a deep calmly assured voice：

[00:14:02] Yes this is he what a mountain with a tree growing off of its shoulder

[00:14:13] You're fulla s**t man what what uh are are you sure

[00:14:18] Oh well alright let me write this down then sorta take a few notes here to new york

[00:14:28] Causing untold destruction

[00:14:33] My baby my baby my baby my baby oh

[00:14:34] My baby my baby my baby my baby

[00:14:35] My baby my baby

[00:14:36] My baby my baby my baby

[00:14:43] My baby my baby

[00:14:44] My baby my baby my baby

[00:14:48] Wanted for draft evasion

[00:14:54] Can I can I fly there immediately and reason with him

[00:15:00] An expense account and per diem too

[00:15:08] Some men say he could dance

[00:15:13] Yes he could dance

[00:15:15] And here it is ladies and gentlemen

[00:15:18] The studebaker hoch dancing lesson &cosmic prayer for guidance featuring aynsley dunbar

[00:15:26] Twirly twirly twirly twirly twirly twirly twirly hey

[00:15:33] Right hand from the heart uh

[00:15:35] Professional

[00:15:36] Left hand from the heart uh

[00:15:38] Exquisite

[00:15:40] Right hand from the heart uh

[00:15:42] Homunculus

[00:15:43] Left hand from the left shoulder

[00:15:46] To the heart uh

[00:15:48] Twirly twirly twirly twirly twirly twirly twirly twirly hey

[00:15:55] There were a number of rumors circulating about studebaker hoch recently

[00:16:02] Consider if you will the rumors that have spread that he could write

[00:16:07] The lord's prayer on the head of a pin

[00:16:11] Some men say he could write the lord's prayer

[00:16:16] On the head of a

[00:16:22] Head of a

[00:16:25] Head of a pin

[00:16:27] Three dog night

[00:16:39] Yeah

[00:16:48] Other still maintain the fact

[00:17:00] Good god

[00:17:06] He was born next to the frozen beef pies

[00:17:15] And that was the main influence on him

[00:17:28] Boldly springing into action he phoned his wife

[00:17:32] Who ran a modeling school

[00:17:34] Whereupon she he ran around the back of 'gimbel's'

[00:17:40] To see if he could find some big un used cardboard boxes

[00:17:46] After which he hit up gristede's for some 'kaiser broiler foil'

[00:17:52] Some 'aunt jemima syrup' and a pair of blunt scissors hey hey

[00:17:58] Yes and in the parking lot across the street from the

[00:18:01] One fifth avenue hotel

[00:18:03] In between a pair of customized trucks where nobody was looking

[00:18:07] He cut out a pair of really really nice wings and he covered 'em thoroughly with foil

[00:18:14] Thoroughly with foil thoroughly with foil

[00:18:20] Thoroughly with foil

[00:18:21] Thorougly with foil

[00:18:26] Thoroughly with foil

[00:18:36] Thoroughly with with foil

[00:18:46] Then he took those 'wings'

[00:18:48] And wedged one under each of his powerful arms and sneaked into a telephone booth

[00:19:00] He closed the door and he pulled down his gray denim bus driver type pants

[00:19:07] And he spread even amounts of aunt jemima syrup all over the inside of his legs

[00:19:11] Right underneath his boxer pretty shorts ha ha ha

[00:19:18] Soon the booth was filling with flies

[00:19:21] Help me help me help me

[00:19:25] He held open the legs of his boxer shorts so they could all get in

[00:19:30] Yes and when each and every one of those little

[00:19:34] Each and every one of those little cocksuckin' flies had gone into his boxer shorts

[00:19:37] And was lapping up all that good aunt jemima syrup

[00:19:40] He bent over and he put his head between his legs

[00:19:44] And he said to those little flies in a clear impressive voice

[00:19:54] New york

[00:19:55] And the booth and everything lifted up out of the parking lot and into the sky

[00:20:08] Studebaker

[00:20:09] Yeah yeah

[00:20:11] Studebaker

[00:20:12] Studebaker

[00:20:13] Studebaker

[00:20:14] Yeah yeah

[00:20:16] Studebaker

[00:20:17] Studebaker

[00:20:18] He's coating his legs

[00:20:19] With aunt jemima syrup up and down

[00:20:25] His shorts'll be filled with flies

[00:20:28] That will be buzzing all around

[00:20:31] Help me help me help me

[00:20:34] Stoodlabaker hoch

[00:20:35] He's really outa sight

[00:20:36] Stoodlabaker hoch

[00:20:37] He does it every night

[00:20:39] Stoodlabaker hoch

[00:20:40] He treats the flies all right

[00:20:41] Stoodla baker hoch

[00:20:42] That's why they never bite hey

[00:20:46] Please to new york

[00:20:47] Fly to new york

[00:20:51] He could be a dog

[00:20:55] Or a frog

[00:20:56] Or a lesbian queen

[00:21:00] Fly to new york

[00:21:03] He could be a nark

[00:21:05] Or a lady marine

[00:21:09] Or he might play dirty

[00:21:12] He's over thirty

[00:21:15] Getting old say I don't know

[00:21:24] His peculiar attire

[00:21:27] And the flies he require

[00:21:30] Keep leading him on

[00:21:34] Cause ethell is gone

[00:21:39] And the mountain she's on

[00:22:24] Please to new york

[00:25:51] Fly to new york

[00:25:51] Fly to new york

[00:26:10] I don't know

[00:26:16] His peculiar attire

[00:26:18] And the flies he require

[00:26:21] Keep leading him on

[00:26:26] Cause ethell is gone

[00:26:30] They keep leading him on

[00:26:36] Cause ethell is gone

[00:26:40] And the mountain she's on

[00:26:47] We join studebaker hoch standing on the edge of billy the mountain's mouth

[00:26:53] Billy I've come to reason with you

[00:26:57] Our great country needs you in the armed forces

[00:27:03] Why it's all fair and square the lottery you know your number came up

[00:27:10] You can't go on running like this forever

[00:27:13] Ethell shook her twigs angrily but studebaker hoch un ferturbed continued

[00:27:22] Listen you

[00:27:23] Cough cough

[00:27:24] Listen you communist son of a b***h

[00:27:27] You better get your a*s down there for your f**kin' physical

[00:27:31] Or I'll see to it that you get used for fill dirt

[00:27:35] In some impending new jersey marsh reclamation

[00:27:39] And your girl friend here will wind up disguised as a series of brooms

[00:27:44] Primitive ironing boards

[00:27:46] Or a dog house

[00:27:48] Get the

[00:27:49] Cough cough

[00:27:50] Get the picture

[00:27:51] Billy just laughed

[00:27:56] Ho ho ho if they think they're gonna draft me they're crazy

[00:28:02] Now you'd remember that studebaker hoch was standing on the edge of billy's mouth

[00:28:06] So that when he laughed he lost his balance and unfortunately fell

[00:28:11] Screaming two hundred feet into the rubble below

[00:28:26] That was only one hundred feet you carnaby cutie

[00:28:28] Let's hear another set

[00:28:39] Which only goes to prove

[00:28:45] A mountain is something

[00:28:49] You don't want to f**k with

[00:28:52] You don't want to f**k with

[00:28:56] Don't f**k around

[00:28:57] Don't f**k around

[00:28:59] Don't f**k with billy

[00:29:01] And don't f**k with ethell

[00:29:04] You saw what just happened

[00:29:07] To the guy with the flies

[00:29:40] With

[00:29:47] Biddilly biddilly

[00:29:47] Biddilly biddilly biddilly

[00:29:49] Biddilly

[00:29:50] The

[00:29:53] Mountin

[00:29:53] Biddilly

[00:29:56] The

[00:30:12] Mountin

[00:30:12] Thank you for coming to our concert

[00:30:13] Good night