《水浒0104》歌词

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[00:00:00] 黄文炳是个十足的坏蛋

[00:00:06] 在蔡九知府面前

[00:00:10] 举报宋江

[00:00:12] 留下反噬

[00:00:15] 其实啊

[00:00:17] 这蔡德章这人啊

[00:00:20] 平日就注意享受

[00:00:23] 就注意贪污

[00:00:25] 发大财什么的

[00:00:28] 对这种事情不怎么感兴趣

[00:00:33] 但您别忘了

[00:00:35] 不怕没好事

[00:00:37] 就怕没好人

[00:00:41] 架不住黄文炳

[00:00:44] 在蔡德章面前紧得了呀

[00:00:49] 把这件事儿说的是十分严重

[00:00:54] 蔡九知府就引起注意来了

[00:00:57] 嚯

[00:01:00] 那么

[00:01:01] 这诗谁做的

[00:01:03] 他留了名字了

[00:01:06] 郓城宋江作

[00:01:10] 宋江是什么人

[00:01:12] 卑职全调查清楚了

[00:01:16] 他就是牢城营里的一个囚徒

[00:01:20] 是吗

[00:01:22] 好小子

[00:01:23] 胆子不小

[00:01:26] 来呀

[00:01:29] 八班仁义

[00:01:31] 上来侍候

[00:01:33] 府台大人有何差派

[00:01:36] 把戴宗给我叫来

[00:01:40] 这个戴宗

[00:01:42] 专管牢城营啊

[00:01:46] 戴宗赶紧来

[00:01:47] 在上边施礼

[00:01:49] 参见大人戴宗

[00:01:53] 听说咱们江州牢城营

[00:01:57] 有个罪犯叫宋江

[00:02:00] 他竟敢在浔阳楼留下反噬

[00:02:06] 人证物证俱在

[00:02:10] 你马上领人

[00:02:12] 把这宋江给我抓来

[00:02:14] 本府要审问

[00:02:17] 是

[00:02:20] 戴宗领伙人下去可就傻了

[00:02:25] 这心就跳成了一个噔噔噔噔噔噔噔噔噔噔

[00:02:31] 心说

[00:02:32] 宋江哥哥

[00:02:34] 你

[00:02:35] 你疯了

[00:02:37] 你是傻了

[00:02:39] 啊

[00:02:40] 你怎么跑到浔阳楼写反诗去了

[00:02:46] 这是什么地方

[00:02:48] 哎呀

[00:02:50] 可要了我的命了

[00:02:51] 我怎么能救得了你呢

[00:02:56] 戴宗领着人一边走一边想这事儿

[00:02:59] 又一想

[00:03:00] 不行

[00:03:02] 我得事先给我哥哥送个信儿

[00:03:05] 想个好办法

[00:03:08] 戴宗的招儿也多

[00:03:10] 回头告诉这些当差的

[00:03:13] 各位

[00:03:14] 大家回去准备准备

[00:03:17] 拿着刀枪

[00:03:18] 棍棒

[00:03:19] 锁的绳子啊

[00:03:21] 听说这个罪犯可挺厉害

[00:03:24] 如果他要跑了

[00:03:25] 咱们都吃

[00:03:26] 罪不起

[00:03:27] 一个时辰之后到火神庙

[00:03:30] 我家钱就找我

[00:03:32] 咱们不见不散啊

[00:03:34] 好嘞

[00:03:36] 当差的散了

[00:03:37] 回家取家事去了

[00:03:40] 戴宗就利用这个机会往下一塌腰

[00:03:45] 施展飞行术啊

[00:03:55] 眨眼间来到牢城营

[00:03:59] 咱可说清楚

[00:04:02] 飞行术是一种功夫

[00:04:05] 可不是封建迷信啊

[00:04:08] 抓把土就飞了

[00:04:11] 啊

[00:04:11] 不是那么回事儿

[00:04:13] 戴宗怎么叫神行太保

[00:04:16] 就两条腿

[00:04:17] 快

[00:04:20] 到了牢城营了

[00:04:22] 很快就找着宋江了

[00:04:26] 自从那日宋江吃酒带醉

[00:04:30] 回到牢城营

[00:04:32] 酒喝的过量了

[00:04:34] 这两天也没得劲

[00:04:38] 脑袋也疼

[00:04:39] 心里头也烦

[00:04:42] 有时候啊

[00:04:43] 到鹿世房坐一会儿就回去躺着

[00:04:48] 这两天也没出门

[00:04:50] 正在这时

[00:04:52] 戴宗进来了

[00:04:54] 大哥诶诶兄弟

[00:04:56] 哪儿去了你

[00:04:59] 你叫为兄找的好苦啊

[00:05:03] 昨天我找你上浔阳楼喝酒去

[00:05:07] 结果怎么也没找着

[00:05:09] 哥哥别提了

[00:05:12] 你惹了祸了

[00:05:15] 宋江大吃一惊

[00:05:16] 啊

[00:05:17] 贤弟

[00:05:18] 此话怎讲

[00:05:20] 还怎么讲呢

[00:05:22] 你方才提到浔阳楼了

[00:05:26] 你是不是上那儿喝酒去了啊

[00:05:30] 除了喝酒之外

[00:05:32] 您还干了些什么

[00:05:35] 还

[00:05:36] 没干什么

[00:05:39] 您在粉壁墙流失没有

[00:05:45] 好像流失了

[00:05:47] 你写的什么

[00:05:50] 哎呀

[00:05:51] 我那天喝多了

[00:05:53] 我也记不清都写些什么

[00:05:56] 哥哥呀

[00:06:00] 就因为你留下的是反噬

[00:06:04] 被一个叫黄文炳的坏蛋看见了

[00:06:09] 已经在蔡九知府面前把你给告发了

[00:06:14] 知府大人冲冲大怒

[00:06:16] 命我领人来抓哥哥

[00:06:19] 我让手下的差人回去取家伙

[00:06:23] 我利用这机会来给你报信

[00:06:25] 哥哥

[00:06:26] 大祸就在眼前

[00:06:28] 你看怎么办

[00:06:30] 转文去

[00:06:32] 哎

[00:06:37] 宋江也傻了

[00:06:40] 恨自己呀

[00:06:42] 我喝酒就喝酒吧

[00:06:44] 我写那玩意儿干什么呢

[00:06:48] 要不说

[00:06:49] 念书的人都犯这个病

[00:06:52] 有文化呀

[00:06:55] 遇上什么事了

[00:06:57] 呃

[00:06:57] 一悸动

[00:06:58] 头脑一发热

[00:06:59] 提起笔来刷刷点点

[00:07:01] 就写写

[00:07:03] 什么诗词啊

[00:07:04] 歌赋啊

[00:07:06] 要不会这套的诶写篇日记吧

[00:07:10] 发泄

[00:07:11] 发泄

[00:07:12] 你要写好东西行

[00:07:14] 写坏东西

[00:07:16] 到时候有了事儿甭找别的

[00:07:18] 啪啪啪一翻你的日记

[00:07:20] 这就是罪证

[00:07:22] 你说你没那么想

[00:07:24] 没那么想你写这干什么

[00:07:26] 哎

[00:07:27] 这玩意儿要命啊

[00:07:29] 宋江也是个知识分子

[00:07:33] 到了现在

[00:07:34] 他后悔了

[00:07:36] 你写那玩意儿

[00:07:38] 你就能把大宋朝推倒

[00:07:41] 诶你就能改变的了这个社会啊

[00:07:45] 改变不了

[00:07:46] 空

[00:07:47] 把自己断送了

[00:07:50] 戴宗一看宋江

[00:07:52] 急得直冒汗

[00:07:53] 在屋来回直转

[00:07:54] 也没词儿了

[00:07:55] 戴宗急得直跺脚

[00:07:57] 大哥

[00:07:58] 要不你跑了吧

[00:08:00] 不行不行不行

[00:08:02] 现在是天罗地网

[00:08:04] 我能跑到哪儿去啊

[00:08:06] 要一跑更是罪上加罪

[00:08:10] 你还得受牵连

[00:08:12] 这

[00:08:12] 这不是上策

[00:08:14] 那么哥哥

[00:08:15] 你说应该怎么办

[00:08:16] 我方寸已乱

[00:08:18] 也没主意了

[00:08:20] 哎

[00:08:21] 既然这样

[00:08:23] 我就等着挨抓吧

[00:08:24] 不行不行啊

[00:08:28] 我听那意思

[00:08:29] 把你抓去就得砍脑袋

[00:08:31] 诶

[00:08:33] 哥哥

[00:08:34] 这样吧

[00:08:35] 我出个馊主意

[00:08:38] 按照咱们大宋朝的利率

[00:08:41] 有规定

[00:08:43] 这个疯子

[00:08:45] 傻子

[00:08:46] 精神失常的人

[00:08:49] 不负任何法律责任

[00:08:52] 你能不能装疯啊

[00:08:55] 要这一关能闯过去

[00:08:57] 什么事都没有了

[00:08:59] 哥哥

[00:09:00] 你看这主意如何

[00:09:02] 哎呀

[00:09:02] 贤弟

[00:09:03] 好办法

[00:09:05] 好办法

[00:09:06] 这玩意儿我还没装过疯

[00:09:09] 你还没见过疯子吗

[00:09:11] 就混造呗

[00:09:12] 我可走了

[00:09:14] 哥哥从速准备

[00:09:17] 时间耽误长了

[00:09:19] 那能行吗

[00:09:20] 戴宗跑了

[00:09:23] 哎哟

[00:09:24] 宋江一看

[00:09:25] 这是怎么装疯

[00:09:27] 哎呀

[00:09:27] 为了保住这条命

[00:09:30] 把脸往下一抹的

[00:09:33] 就干吧

[00:09:35] 先把尿桶弄屋来了

[00:09:39] 这骚劲儿

[00:09:40] 把尿桶搁到墙角

[00:09:42] 那尿泼的满地都是

[00:09:46] 然后

[00:09:48] 诶还有主意

[00:09:50] 又到厕所

[00:09:52] 拿那勺啊

[00:09:53] 大粪勺崴了两勺大粪

[00:09:57] 摔在台阶上门槛上

[00:09:59] 屋里

[00:10:00] 桌子底

[00:10:00] 哪都是

[00:10:02] 宋江把衣服撕的一条一条的

[00:10:05] 又和了两把泥

[00:10:08] 又抓了点锅灰

[00:10:09] 往脸上一抹

[00:10:11] 把头发破开了

[00:10:14] 揉了点草沫子

[00:10:16] 把鞋脱掉一只

[00:10:18] 挽起一只裤腿儿来

[00:10:21] 宋江对着古铜镜一照

[00:10:24] 把自己也吓一跳

[00:10:26] 嗯

[00:10:27] 的确像疯子了

[00:10:29] 哎呀

[00:10:31] 光外表像不行啊

[00:10:33] 还得有一套词呢

[00:10:36] 他正想着

[00:10:37] 就听外头咚咚咚响起脚步的声音

[00:10:42] 牢城营的管营

[00:10:45] 本城的差伯

[00:10:47] 还有本城的官人

[00:10:49] 陪着戴宗

[00:10:51] 领着抓人的来了

[00:10:53] 戴宗回去

[00:10:54] 那帮人就聚齐了

[00:10:56] 马上领着他们就赶到了

[00:10:58] 说着话

[00:10:59] 前后没有20分钟

[00:11:01] 这戴宗还得假戏真唱啊

[00:11:05] 不能被人看出来他跟宋江有交情

[00:11:10] 还沉着脸

[00:11:11] 跟真的一样

[00:11:12] 你们这屋送家吧

[00:11:13] 走

[00:11:14] 他犯懒了

[00:11:15] 走

[00:11:16] 抓他

[00:11:18] 差拨和管营也不知道这是怎么回事儿啊

[00:11:21] 吓得腿肚子转筋呢

[00:11:23] 陪着来到宋江的房里

[00:11:27] 等推门往屋一看

[00:11:29] 戴宗深感满意

[00:11:31] 嗯

[00:11:32] 行

[00:11:34] 我哥哥装的还真像啊

[00:11:37] 那些当差的全傻眼了

[00:11:40] 一瞅

[00:11:40] 耶

[00:11:42] 这是个什么人呢

[00:11:43] 蓬头垢面

[00:11:46] 露着前心

[00:11:48] 露着大腿

[00:11:49] 光着脚丫

[00:11:51] 脸上抹的那是什么玩意儿

[00:11:54] 觉着脚底下软软乎乎的

[00:11:56] 一看呀

[00:11:58] 踩了一脚大粪

[00:12:00] 啪

[00:12:02] 这屋这个味儿

[00:12:05] 能把人呛死

[00:12:07] 当差的蹬蹬倒退

[00:12:09] 戴宗把鼻子也捂上了

[00:12:12] 行

[00:12:13] 怎么回事这是

[00:12:15] 我是疯子

[00:12:17] 这么一说

[00:12:18] 宋江啊

[00:12:19] 就装开疯了

[00:12:21] 哈哈哈哈

[00:12:25] 你们是什么人

[00:12:29] 我乃玉皇大帝磕头的把兄弟

[00:12:35] 王母娘娘

[00:12:36] 是我二嫂

[00:12:39] 我方玉皇大帝所差

[00:12:42] 来在人间

[00:12:45] 要专杀世上的恶人

[00:12:48] 你们看

[00:12:50] 大头鬼、小头鬼

[00:12:52] 屈死鬼、吊死鬼都来了而往哪里跑

[00:12:59] 宋江说着一蹦而起

[00:13:03] 奔

[00:13:03] 这些人就扑来了

[00:13:06] 戴宗假装害怕是摸身就跑

[00:13:10] 当差的都跟着跑了

[00:13:13] 这宋江追出一段来哈哈大笑

[00:13:16] 在院里蹦蹦蹦

[00:13:18] 还蹦了三圈

[00:13:20] 从地上捡起块砖头来

[00:13:23] 塞嘴里

[00:13:23] 嘎嘣嘎嘣就嚼

[00:13:25] 好香

[00:13:26] 好香啊

[00:13:28] 来来

[00:13:29] 各位吃点吧

[00:13:30] 不是谁吃那玩意儿

[00:13:33] 当差的就问戴宗

[00:13:35] 这

[00:13:35] 这元长

[00:13:36] 这

[00:13:37] 这是个疯子

[00:13:39] 这要带到公堂上去把大人吓着

[00:13:42] 谁能负得了这个责任

[00:13:45] 是啊

[00:13:47] 我看咱们利率有规定

[00:13:50] 疯子

[00:13:51] 傻子

[00:13:52] 不犯法

[00:13:54] 他本身精神失常了

[00:13:56] 干脆咱别带他了

[00:13:58] 回去禀明府台大人也就算了

[00:14:00] 对对对对

[00:14:01] 院长说的对

[00:14:02] 走走走走走走

[00:14:05] 一窝蜂似的离开牢城营

[00:14:08] 回到知府衙门

[00:14:12] 这蔡德章蔡九知府陪着黄文炳说话

[00:14:15] 正等这事儿呢

[00:14:17] 一看

[00:14:18] 戴宗领人回来了

[00:14:20] 参见府台大人

[00:14:22] 呃

[00:14:22] 免

[00:14:23] 把宋江抓来了吗

[00:14:26] 回府台大人的话

[00:14:28] 我们到了牢城营

[00:14:29] 是这么这么这么这么回事儿

[00:14:31] 宋江不是个正常的人

[00:14:34] 疯得还非常厉害

[00:14:37] 呃

[00:14:37] 语无伦次

[00:14:39] 浑身污垢

[00:14:41] 那简直惨不可言了

[00:14:44] 大人不信可以问我手下的弟兄

[00:14:46] 是啊是啊

[00:14:47] 大人

[00:14:48] 他的确是个疯子

[00:14:50] 还吃砖头

[00:14:51] 屋里全是粪便

[00:14:52] 哎呀

[00:14:53] 都下不去脚

[00:14:55] 哦

[00:15:00] 推在一旁

[00:15:02] 转回身

[00:15:03] 他跟黄文炳说

[00:15:06] 黄铜派

[00:15:08] 听见没

[00:15:09] 嘿嘿

[00:15:10] 我说这人呢

[00:15:11] 他没这么大胆子

[00:15:12] 谁正常人

[00:15:14] 干这种事儿

[00:15:16] 除非精神有毛病

[00:15:18] 算了吧

[00:15:19] 一个疯子

[00:15:21] 何必跟他计较呢

[00:15:24] 你看

[00:15:26] 要按着蔡德章的意思

[00:15:28] 这事儿就完了

[00:15:29] 宋江什么事都没了

[00:15:31] 刚才咱不说了

[00:15:33] 不怕没好事

[00:15:34] 就怕没好人呢

[00:15:36] 这黄文炳这小子

[00:15:38] 一心想往上爬

[00:15:42] 一心呢

[00:15:43] 给朝廷立点儿功

[00:15:45] 好

[00:15:45] 作为升官发财的本钱

[00:15:48] 他妈这小子揪住不放

[00:15:51] 赶紧站起来

[00:15:53] 一抱拳

[00:15:54] 俯台明鉴

[00:15:56] 府台大人

[00:15:57] 您千万不要上当啊

[00:16:00] 哦

[00:16:01] 此话怎讲

[00:16:03] 府台大人请想

[00:16:06] 这个宋江

[00:16:07] 他怎么能是疯子

[00:16:10] 您再看看他写的诗句

[00:16:13] 这诗句入木三分

[00:16:16] 四六成行啊

[00:16:19] 笔力苍劲

[00:16:22] 一点儿都不像疯样

[00:16:25] 他根本就不是疯子

[00:16:29] 可能听说您要抓他

[00:16:32] 这小子

[00:16:33] 故意演戏

[00:16:35] 装疯卖傻

[00:16:37] 逃避罪责呀

[00:16:40] 您是上当了

[00:16:43] 能吗

[00:16:46] 这一个人装傻可不容易啊

[00:16:48] 大人

[00:16:49] 这么办吧

[00:16:50] 你要不信

[00:16:52] 您把牢城营的管营差拨或者其他人

[00:16:57] 您找来问问

[00:16:59] 一问就清楚了

[00:17:01] 如果这些人说

[00:17:03] 宋江来的那天就是疯子

[00:17:06] 那看来他是真疯

[00:17:09] 如果他来那天根本不封头几天也没疯

[00:17:13] 现在突然封了

[00:17:14] 这就是假的

[00:17:17] 这还有什么说的

[00:17:19] 嗯

[00:17:20] 通判所言极是

[00:17:24] 戴宗发

[00:17:27] 回家

[00:17:28] 把那差伯他们都给我找来

[00:17:32] 管营

[00:17:33] 差拨都来了

[00:17:35] 敢说瞎话吗

[00:17:37] 蔡九知府把脸一沉

[00:17:40] 说实话

[00:17:41] 宋江刺配到江州那天

[00:17:44] 或者是前些日子

[00:17:46] 他疯吗

[00:17:47] 回大人

[00:17:48] 不封

[00:17:49] 哦

[00:17:50] 什么时候封的

[00:17:52] 我们也不清楚

[00:17:54] 头两天挺好

[00:17:55] 昨天好像还挺好的

[00:17:57] 也不怎么突然就犯病了

[00:18:02] 哎呀

[00:18:03] 通派

[00:18:04] 看来你是十分精细呀

[00:18:07] 这宋江肯定装疯无疑

[00:18:11] 戴宗

[00:18:13] 领人把他给我抓来

[00:18:15] 他要不来

[00:18:16] 用筐也得把他给我抬来

[00:18:20] 戴宗一抖了手

[00:18:22] 完了完了完了完了

[00:18:23] 完了

[00:18:23] 完了完了

[00:18:26] 这关呢

[00:18:27] 没昏过去

[00:18:29] 戴宗没办法

[00:18:30] 二次领人到了牢城营

[00:18:32] 宋江一看又回来了

[00:18:34] 就知道事情不妙

[00:18:35] 在屋嘣嘣直蹦

[00:18:37] 正喊叫着呢

[00:18:39] 玉皇大帝

[00:18:40] 是我磕头的把兄弟

[00:18:42] 戴宗心说

[00:18:44] 什么也不好使了

[00:18:47] 就看堂上怎么样吧

[00:18:50] 吩咐一声

[00:18:51] 拿箩筐抬着他走

[00:18:55] 这宋江嘣嘣直蹦

[00:18:57] 不让旁人靠近

[00:18:59] 那不白扯吗

[00:19:01] 上来十几个棒小伙子

[00:19:04] 掐胳膊

[00:19:05] 拽大腿

[00:19:06] 把他塞筐里

[00:19:08] 左一道右一道

[00:19:09] 拿绳子把他捆结实了

[00:19:11] 抬到知府衙门

[00:19:14] 戴宗回话

[00:19:15] 大人

[00:19:16] 罪犯宋江被抬来了啊

[00:19:21] 来呀

[00:19:23] 传点手下

[00:19:25] 击鼓

[00:19:27] 升堂

[00:19:29] 大人

[00:19:30] 唐钰

[00:19:31] 击鼓升堂

[00:19:46] 八般仁义

[00:19:47] 呐喊堂威

[00:19:50] 蔡德章满身朝服

[00:19:53] 生作宫位

[00:19:57] 那黄文炳

[00:19:59] 过去是通判

[00:20:01] 现在狗屁不是

[00:20:03] 这他没资格待

[00:20:06] 躲到屏风后边去了

[00:20:09] 三班仁义各方事业站立在两旁

[00:20:13] 蔡大章把桌子一拍

[00:20:15] 带罪犯

[00:20:16] 带罪犯

[00:20:19] 把宋江带上来了

[00:20:22] 那宋江也不能无缘无故就好了啊

[00:20:25] 到这什么病都没有了

[00:20:27] 那怎么交代

[00:20:29] 还接茬装疯

[00:20:31] 你别看捆着呢

[00:20:33] 两条腿儿能迈步

[00:20:35] 这宋江一蹦多高

[00:20:36] 哈哈大笑

[00:20:38] 哈哈哈哈

[00:20:40] 这是什么地方

[00:20:42] 谁请我吃饭呢啊

[00:20:46] 我在凌霄宝殿

[00:20:48] 吃的是仙桃

[00:20:50] 喝的是仙酒

[00:20:53] 今天我看看这儿供我什么好吃的

[00:20:57] 哈哈哈哈

[00:20:58] 哎哟

[00:20:59] 牛头马面阎王小鬼儿

[00:21:03] 这不是阴司地府吗

[00:21:09] 蔡德章在上面坐着

[00:21:11] 眼盯着宋江就一皱眉

[00:21:15] 这叫

[00:21:16] 叫他站住

[00:21:17] 这

[00:21:17] 这

[00:21:17] 这味儿

[00:21:18] 能没味儿吗

[00:21:20] 在堂口下

[00:21:21] 站住

[00:21:25] 你是何人

[00:21:26] 报上名来

[00:21:29] 我乃玉皇大帝磕头的把兄弟

[00:21:33] 王母娘娘是我二嫂

[00:21:37] 蔡德章一听

[00:21:38] 这什么词儿

[00:21:39] 这是

[00:21:40] 让他跪下

[00:21:43] 两旁人一踹宋江的双腿

[00:21:45] 把他摁倒在地

[00:21:47] 怎么问他也满嘴胡说八道

[00:21:50] 把这蔡九知府搞得蒙噔转向

[00:21:54] 顺着鬓角往下淌汗

[00:21:57] 黄文炳在屏风后头呢

[00:22:00] 隔着那缝儿啊

[00:22:02] 给蔡九知府出主意

[00:22:04] 大人

[00:22:06] 大人

[00:22:08] 我看出来了

[00:22:10] 他装蒜

[00:22:12] 真要是疯子和傻子

[00:22:14] 俩眼发直

[00:22:17] 您注意瞅瞅他那眼睛

[00:22:19] 不发直

[00:22:21] 滴溜溜直转

[00:22:23] 那是

[00:22:24] 想词儿呢

[00:22:26] 大人

[00:22:28] 别跟他动嘴了

[00:22:30] 打吧

[00:22:31] 不打他

[00:22:32] 他不能老是

[00:22:34] 哦

[00:22:35] 哦

[00:22:35] 对对对对对

[00:22:37] 蔡德章闻听此言

[00:22:39] 把桌子一拍

[00:22:40] 噔

[00:22:41] 胆大罪犯

[00:22:43] 不疯装疯

[00:22:44] 不傻装傻

[00:22:46] 竟敢大闹公堂

[00:22:48] 实乃罪上加罪

[00:22:50] 来人

[00:22:51] 拉的下的重达80 加力的打

[00:22:59] 其实知府衙门呢

[00:23:02] 有不少当差的

[00:23:04] 跟宋江不错

[00:23:07] 没事儿就上牢城营啊

[00:23:09] 跟宋江谈天论地说古论今

[00:23:13] 没事儿呢

[00:23:15] 得几个零花钱

[00:23:17] 宋江挥金似土

[00:23:19] 别看来的日期不长

[00:23:21] 还交了不少朋友

[00:23:24] 掌刑的人

[00:23:25] 也跟他不错

[00:23:27] 但是今天

[00:23:29] 蔡九知府在这盯着

[00:23:31] 谁也不敢徇私舞弊

[00:23:34] 你想不使劲打

[00:23:36] 不敢呢

[00:23:38] 众目睽睽

[00:23:39] 都瞪眼看着呢

[00:23:41] 只好把宋江拉下去

[00:23:44] 摁胳膊的

[00:23:45] 摁腿的

[00:23:47] 把中医给吞下

[00:23:49] 两条毛竹大板互相拍打

[00:23:53] 啪

[00:23:55] 啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪

[00:24:02] 一开始宋江咬牙还挺着呢

[00:24:08] 打了六板子

[00:24:09] 没吭声

[00:24:11] 还真有两下子

[00:24:13] 打到石板子实在扛不了了

[00:24:17] 他那玩意儿真疼

[00:24:19] 那玩意

[00:24:21] 板子往下一撤

[00:24:23] 就一溜皮呀

[00:24:25] 板子一落一抬就一道领子石板子的时候把屁股给揍开花了

[00:24:32] 鲜血崩流

[00:24:34] 宋江实在顶不住了

[00:24:37] 嗯

[00:24:38] 哎呀呀

[00:24:41] 叫唤他

[00:24:42] 啪啪啪啪啪

[00:24:45] 家里的打

[00:24:48] 疯子

[00:24:49] 还知道疼吗

[00:24:50] 打

[00:24:52] 30 板子过后

[00:24:54] 把宋江打的是人事不省

[00:24:58] 回大人

[00:25:00] 罪犯死过去了

[00:25:03] 用火纸熏过来

[00:25:06] 本府我接茬问案

[00:25:09] 火止一熏

[00:25:10] 走五官

[00:25:11] 通七窍

[00:25:11] 宋江明白过来了

[00:25:18] 可疼坏了

[00:25:20] 这回也不敢装疯了

[00:25:23] 宋江一想

[00:25:24] 啊

[00:25:24] 干脆我就说实话吧

[00:25:26] 是福不是祸

[00:25:28] 是祸躲不过

[00:25:29] 我豁出这条性命不要了