《The Thieves Banquet (Pt. 2) [Bonus Track] (Bonus Track)》歌词

[00:00:00] The Thieves Banquet - Akala

[00:00:02] Once upon a time

[00:00:03] In an obscure part of the Milky Way Galaxy

[00:00:06] There was a spinning ball of

[00:00:08] Water and rock ruled by the forces of evil

[00:00:13] The Devil himself

[00:00:15] Proud of the magnificent achievements of his children

[00:00:18] Decided to call a special banquet

[00:00:20] For the greatest thieves in all the land

[00:00:23] He sent invites to thousands of the greatest murders

[00:00:27] Rapists and general-assorted scum

[00:00:30] Inviting them to attend his palace

[00:00:32] At the dawn of the new moon

[00:00:34] Each thief would be given a chance to stake his claim

[00:00:38] As the greatest messenger of murder upon the planet

[00:00:42] And the Devil himself would then

[00:00:44] Decide who should be crowned king

[00:00:48] After many days of deliberating

[00:00:51] All of the petty thieves

[00:00:52] Such as street criminals

[00:00:53] Have been found far short

[00:00:55] Of the required level of wickedness

[00:00:57] And there were just four sets of thieves

[00:01:00] Left in the competition

[00:01:02] They were: the monarchs of empire

[00:01:06] A cartel of bankers

[00:01:08] The heads of religious orders

[00:01:10] And the third-world dictators

[00:01:12] Each set of thieves appointed a spokesman

[00:01:15] To give his case to the Devil

[00:01:17] We have recorded these events for posterity

[00:01:24] Uh listen

[00:01:30] Uh okay yo

[00:01:36] First up was the thief of the worst reputation

[00:01:38] Dictator of a third-world nation

[00:01:39] He looked the Devil in the eye as he spoke

[00:01:41] In an oh so serious tone

[00:01:43] Dear Mr Devil

[00:01:44] I am the greatest thief there has ever been on Earth

[00:01:46] Please tell me who else

[00:01:47] More than me personifies your work

[00:01:49] I came to power in a military coup

[00:01:51] I murdered the elected president

[00:01:53] He wanted to use the resources

[00:01:54] Of our country for our peoples' benefit

[00:01:56] I proved to masters in the west

[00:01:58] I could k**l my own people just as well as the best

[00:02:00] So I took over the so-called independent country

[00:02:02] When the foreigners left

[00:02:03] Sent squads of death to those who would suggest

[00:02:05] In power should be the one they elect

[00:02:06] Erected a statue of the great man

[00:02:08] That raped our mothers stole our lands

[00:02:10] That's how little self-respect I have

[00:02:12] Don't fight slavery

[00:02:12] It makes me glad

[00:02:13] Account in Switzerland Rolls Royce

[00:02:15] Murder and R**e 'cos I want new toys

[00:02:17] Don't want a portion but a whole fortune

[00:02:19] With that profit what's a little bit of torture

[00:02:20] Even outlawed my indigenous culture

[00:02:22] And language and history

[00:02:23] And taught our people to only w*****p colonizers

[00:02:26] And of course me

[00:02:31] Thief

[00:02:33] It's the banquet of the thieves

[00:02:37] Come and dine with me

[00:02:40] It's the banquet of the thieves

[00:02:43] The banquet of the thieve

[00:02:45] The Devil was so impressed with this wonderful man

[00:02:46] He almost ejaculated on his hands

[00:02:48] But the monarch of the empire said

[00:02:49] Excuse me Mr Devil I'd like to speak if I may

[00:02:51] Who do you think trained this amateur

[00:02:53] Dictator to behave this way

[00:02:54] Yeah I'm sure before I came along

[00:02:56] His country was far from heaven

[00:02:58] But look of the carnage I caused all over the Earth

[00:03:00] It's got to be the work of the Devil

[00:03:01] Countless deaths mass enslavement

[00:03:03] Deliberate starvation of whole nations

[00:03:05] The dictator tries his best but looking at me

[00:03:07] He's just an imitation

[00:03:08] Who do you think pays his wages

[00:03:10] He would love to be trading places

[00:03:11] I've been doing this ting on the roads

[00:03:13] Way back way back way back

[00:03:14] Since the Middle Ages

[00:03:15] Everybody knows he's a criminal element

[00:03:17] They think I'm democratic and benevolent

[00:03:19] And that shows that I'm really devilish

[00:03:20] 'Cos people think I'm heaven-sent

[00:03:22] I couldn't care about democracy

[00:03:24] You all know no one elected me

[00:03:25] The people love me despite my crimes

[00:03:27] Sucka MCs wanna bite my shine

[00:03:29] So blingin' out of control you would vomit

[00:03:30] Don't even touch dough but my face is on it

[00:03:32] Thief

[00:03:34] It's the banquet of the thieves

[00:03:38] It's the banquet of the thieves

[00:03:44] I'm a pervert who's in the cloak of the clergy

[00:03:47] Yes I'm a pervert who's in the cloak

[00:03:50] I'm a despicable character

[00:03:52] I use my position of authority and spiritual reverence

[00:03:57] I'm a despicable character

[00:04:00] Mr Devil allow me to speak

[00:04:02] For all of the religious leaders that leech

[00:04:03] In the world of creeps I'm initiated

[00:04:05] I take the peoples' faith and dissipate it

[00:04:07] With false promises hollow oratory

[00:04:08] Don't need a gun it's daylight robbery

[00:04:10] Dear Mr Devil

[00:04:11] I thought you would like it

[00:04:12] How I use their faith in God to keep them blinded

[00:04:13] Put on a nice voice read them a book

[00:04:15] And they believe that I am not a crook

[00:04:17] Tell them God will repay them in the next

[00:04:19] They give me their life savings so I can buy jets

[00:04:20] All the reports about child sex

[00:04:22] None of us have ever gone to jail yet

[00:04:23] This system of stealing so appealing

[00:04:25] Convinces the victims their lives have meaning

[00:04:27] Monarchs boast about conquest

[00:04:29] But needed my blessings to get it done

[00:04:30] And all of the dictators use my books

[00:04:32] Therefore they are just my sons

[00:04:34] The Devil was sure this was the winner

[00:04:35] And was just about to put an end to the dinner

[00:04:38] But then the man from the banking cartel

[00:04:39] Stepped up and said

[00:04:40] I think I'm the biggest sinner

[00:04:41] All of those three depend on me

[00:04:42] All they ever do is defending me

[00:04:44] 'Cos I paid for all of the things they have

[00:04:46] Of course and all of the lives they lead

[00:04:48] Paid for the guns bombs and the tanks

[00:04:49] That's why you see there is always more

[00:04:51] I turned science's basic appliance

[00:04:53] Into a client of weapon and war

[00:04:54] Paid for monarchies armed robberies

[00:04:56] I make monopolies out of property

[00:04:58] Never shot a gun nor killed anyone myself

[00:05:00] But billions die 'cos of me

[00:05:01] Who needs a threat I make a debt

[00:05:03] Out of thin air just sit back and collect

[00:05:05] Every single day whatever they say

[00:05:06] The people need me just to connect it

[00:05:08] Yet none of them knows what I look like

[00:05:10] Yet all of them spend my money to look nice

[00:05:12] They want more no one's pure

[00:05:13] I hold the keys to every single door

[00:05:15] Sell sex and *** profit and lies

[00:05:17] Earth and skies I'll even sell life

[00:05:18] I'll even sell freedom for the right price

[00:05:20] But no one is smart enough to ask me nice

[00:05:22] So Mr Devil give me the medal

[00:05:23] Don't be biased

[00:05:24] If you don't give it to me

[00:05:25] I'll just buy it

[00:05:29] Thief

[00:05:31] It's the banquet of the thieves

[00:05:35] Come and dine with me

[00:05:38] It's the banquet of the thieves

[00:05:42] The banquet of the thieves

[00:05:45] It's the banquet of the thieves

[00:05:49] Come and dine with me

[00:05:52] It's the banquet of the thieves

[00:05:55] The banquet of the thieve