《栾蒲包与丰泽园005集》歌词

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[00:00:01] 这说这段

[00:00:03] 栾蒲包和丰泽园

[00:00:07] 有人说了

[00:00:08] 听了你四五天了

[00:00:11] 你老讲这个狗事儿

[00:00:13] 这狗圣何许人也

[00:00:16] 他有什么了不起的

[00:00:19] 还能著书立传

[00:00:21] 哎

[00:00:21] 您别着急啊

[00:00:23] J Shu 从现在开始

[00:00:27] 一部比一部热闹

[00:00:30] 你别看这小狗生将来了不起

[00:00:34] 要说叱咤风云有点过分

[00:00:38] 那也是北京城跺一脚颤三颤的人物

[00:00:44] 然而

[00:00:46] 你看那小德行

[00:00:48] 讨饭的出身

[00:00:49] 苦孩子长大的

[00:00:52] 往后接触都什么人

[00:00:54] 东三省的胡帅张作霖

[00:00:59] 跟张作霖好哥们

[00:01:02] 跟少帅***好朋友

[00:01:06] 跟什么吴

[00:01:07] 大舌头

[00:01:09] 曹锟、曹的总统

[00:01:12] 甚至跟***艺术界方面的什么京剧大师梅兰芳

[00:01:20] A 、侯宝林等等等都有交情

[00:01:25] 要没两下子能吗

[00:01:28] 咱们现在交代是他当初

[00:01:31] 为什么介绍他的身世

[00:01:34] 就说一个人

[00:01:36] 怎么活过来的啊

[00:01:38] 不容易

[00:01:40] 要想创一番事业

[00:01:42] 就得踏踏实实

[00:01:45] 不经过磨练不行

[00:01:48] 哎呀

[00:01:48] 睡一宿觉醒了

[00:01:50] 天上掉馅儿饼

[00:01:51] 一夜之间挣个大金元宝

[00:01:54] 有没有这事儿

[00:01:55] 有

[00:01:56] 那是极个别的

[00:01:58] 要想闯一番事业

[00:02:00] 哪经过风雨的熏陶

[00:02:03] 那得经过磨练

[00:02:05] 不吃苦中苦难得甜上甜呐

[00:02:09] 红夫子不说

[00:02:11] 天将降大任于斯人也

[00:02:14] 必须先苦其心志

[00:02:16] 劳其筋骨

[00:02:18] 你动脑筋

[00:02:20] 你得费大力气

[00:02:22] 天上掉馅饼的事儿不多

[00:02:27] 闲言少叙

[00:02:28] 书归正文

[00:02:30] 还说这小狗兽

[00:02:32] 到了北京混了一年多

[00:02:34] 靠着手艺攒了280 个铜钱

[00:02:38] 对他来说

[00:02:40] 这是一笔巨大的财富

[00:02:42] 来之不易啊

[00:02:44] 一天得数八遍

[00:02:46] 其实明明知道这个数什么劲儿

[00:02:49] 他觉得这是个安慰

[00:02:51] 每数一次睡觉都行

[00:02:54] 这天

[00:02:55] 疏忽大意了

[00:02:57] 把砖拿下去

[00:02:58] 把钱拿出来

[00:03:00] 往眼前一铺

[00:03:02] 一个一个哗啦哗啦的

[00:03:03] 正数着呢

[00:03:06] 他的同行

[00:03:07] 但是这个同行也是个要饭的

[00:03:09] 叫二秃子从外头一脚进来的

[00:03:15] 狗剩在想藏起来来不及了

[00:03:18] 让人家尽收眼底

[00:03:21] 你二叔的看见

[00:03:23] 约翰

[00:03:25] 财主啊

[00:03:27] 比我们都强哎

[00:03:30] 俺是好不容易攒俩钱给俺娘好送回去

[00:03:36] 俺娘太苦了

[00:03:39] 干嘛呀

[00:03:40] 我还能偷你俩

[00:03:42] 嗯

[00:03:43] 你那点钱能顶个什么玩意儿

[00:03:45] 别那么小心眼儿

[00:03:47] 反正我知道就得了

[00:03:49] 往后藏严实点儿啊

[00:03:51] 哎

[00:03:52] 多谢多谢

[00:03:54] 狗剩细说这些东西

[00:03:56] 一个好东西都没有

[00:03:58] 今天漏了白了

[00:04:00] 我得好好藏一藏

[00:04:02] 他藏起来了

[00:04:03] J 2 TO 啊

[00:04:04] 还真够意思

[00:04:06] 没偷他

[00:04:07] 但这人嘴不好

[00:04:09] 出去就瞎讲究

[00:04:11] 跟那帮小要饭花子就说

[00:04:13] 哎

[00:04:14] 你说那狗事儿

[00:04:15] 他真不够意思

[00:04:17] 偷偷摸摸的还攒了那么一包钱

[00:04:20] 还怕别人知道那天正数钱呢

[00:04:23] 叫我遇上了

[00:04:24] 把他吓的脸都变了色儿了

[00:04:26] 至于吗

[00:04:29] 说者无心

[00:04:30] 听者有意

[00:04:33] 让那帮小要饭花子听见

[00:04:36] 他们四五个凑一块儿

[00:04:37] 1 :5

[00:04:38] 咱俩把它分了分了

[00:04:41] 还吃什么不行

[00:04:43] 对对对

[00:04:45] 安溪的坏心思

[00:04:47] 偏干这天狗剩正在破谣媒数钱正边

[00:04:52] 他这篮子呼啦操

[00:04:54] 这四五个闯起来不容分说

[00:04:58] 把狗剩打翻在地

[00:05:01] 拿绳给捆上

[00:05:02] 狗上是连哭带

[00:05:04] 叫你们干什么你们干什么

[00:05:06] 放开我

[00:05:07] 放开你

[00:05:08] 放开你钱就到不了

[00:05:10] 我们手露到这一搜

[00:05:12] 把这包铜钱给收去了

[00:05:15] 这帮只是一轰而散

[00:05:18] 哎哟

[00:05:19] 把这狗剩心疼的

[00:05:22] 就想起当初大花狗死的那个情景

[00:05:26] 内心呢

[00:05:27] 跟内阵儿是一般不二啊

[00:05:29] 据说我辛辛苦苦给我娘攒了俩钱儿

[00:05:33] 被你们不劳而获全抢去了

[00:05:36] 我跟你们玩不了

[00:05:39] 他哭了一天

[00:05:41] 后来终于把这绳子他挣开

[00:05:44] 放开之后捡了块砖头

[00:05:48] 他像疯了似的

[00:05:50] 寻找抢钱的J 几个花子

[00:05:53] 东一头

[00:05:54] 西头

[00:05:55] 三天

[00:05:57] 也没找着养

[00:05:59] 可能是北京太大

[00:06:01] 另外

[00:06:02] 可能这几个小子作案之后心虚躲起来

[00:06:06] 所以狗绳儿没找着

[00:06:09] 到了三天头

[00:06:10] 她也泄了气了

[00:06:11] 砖也愣了

[00:06:13] 媳妇白干啦

[00:06:14] 万丈高楼还得平地起

[00:06:17] 还得从头来的多不容易

[00:06:21] 我跟你们玩不了

[00:06:23] 早晚不报此仇

[00:06:24] 我就不叫狗事儿

[00:06:28] 哎哟

[00:06:29] 三天没吃东西了

[00:06:31] 水米没沾唇呐

[00:06:34] 这一想

[00:06:34] 饿了

[00:06:35] 这肚子开了锅了

[00:06:37] 老长的老肚子

[00:06:38] 打开炸呱呱呱呱呱呱呱呱呱呱呱

[00:06:43] 哎

[00:06:44] 怎么办呢

[00:06:45] 柳条筐也没编现

[00:06:47] 编也来不及

[00:06:49] 饿死了

[00:06:50] 腰都直不起来

[00:06:52] 这一天的昏昏沉沉

[00:06:54] 正往前走着

[00:06:55] 前面有条胡同

[00:06:57] 葫芦从里边出来四五个狗上原以为是抢钱内几个小花子等

[00:07:04] 仔细一看不是

[00:07:06] 那北京城也不知有多少话

[00:07:08] 也是一帮小孩儿

[00:07:10] 手里头掐着一大摞烧饼

[00:07:13] 那个还掐着一捆子油条

[00:07:17] 看这样是偷来的或者是抢来的

[00:07:20] 叽叽喳喳出了胡同口儿

[00:07:22] 一边儿走

[00:07:22] 一边儿吃

[00:07:24] 遇见了吃的狗剩眼都蓝了

[00:07:29] 狗剩去说

[00:07:30] 我也得吃了

[00:07:31] 这烧饼得多香的

[00:07:33] 油条得多好吃

[00:07:36] 你想我抢人家的合适呢

[00:07:39] 我娘说了

[00:07:41] 不让我做贼啊

[00:07:43] 但又一转念

[00:07:45] 这不做贼的受不了啊

[00:07:49] 他们也是抢来的

[00:07:51] 或者是偷来的

[00:07:52] 我从他们手里抢来吃

[00:07:55] 不是直接地偷

[00:07:58] 大概这能强着点儿啊

[00:08:00] 管怎么地

[00:08:02] 先治肚子要紧

[00:08:04] 高盛打定主意啊

[00:08:06] 陈广乾一村出其不意

[00:08:09] 攻其不备

[00:08:10] 还劈手

[00:08:12] 抢了仨烧饼

[00:08:14] 一下抢过来了

[00:08:17] 这几个小要饭花子没注意

[00:08:19] 哎哎

[00:08:20] 还晓得抢我们的东西

[00:08:23] 追吧他

[00:08:25] 从后面就追

[00:08:26] 狗剩在前台就跑

[00:08:28] 一边跑一边也不闲着

[00:08:31] 这烧饼尽往嘴塞在门

[00:08:34] 人家没撵上

[00:08:35] 他之前仨烧饼全进了

[00:08:37] 肚子里咽的阁楼

[00:08:39] 阁楼整容到人家脸上了

[00:08:43] 上面是全打

[00:08:44] 下边是脚踢

[00:08:46] 把狗剩是按翻在地

[00:08:49] 高尚一看

[00:08:50] 行

[00:08:51] 也填饱肚子了

[00:08:53] 你爱揍你就揍吧

[00:08:54] 交给你了

[00:08:56] 双手来了个虎抱头

[00:08:59] 往那儿一躺

[00:09:00] 任凭人家随便揍

[00:09:03] 高盛怎么想呢

[00:09:05] 先说我抢人家的东西

[00:09:08] 我吃饱了

[00:09:09] 他就得挨饿

[00:09:10] 这玩意儿不公平

[00:09:12] 所以就得叫人家打

[00:09:14] 出出气

[00:09:15] 这是理所应该天公地道的事儿

[00:09:18] 打吧

[00:09:19] 只要留口气儿在就行

[00:09:21] 所以他不还击

[00:09:23] 如果他要还击

[00:09:24] 两三个人

[00:09:25] 三四个人到不了他眼前

[00:09:27] 咱说过狗少汇两下午部

[00:09:29] 抄绘三脚猫四门斗儿

[00:09:32] 今儿个觉着理亏

[00:09:35] 叫他们随便走

[00:09:37] 可这帮小子得理不让人呢

[00:09:39] 好小子

[00:09:40] 我们好不容易抢来的

[00:09:42] 让你半道给截起来

[00:09:44] 你是活腻歪了

[00:09:46] 活腻歪了

[00:09:47] 活腻歪了

[00:09:48] 哇哇哇

[00:09:52] 这挨打你得回来

[00:09:55] 高尚从小长这么大

[00:09:57] 没少来了

[00:09:59] 还打什么呀

[00:10:00] 别伤着要害部位

[00:10:03] 元保壳是李媛媛保壳

[00:10:06] 双手抱着脑袋

[00:10:08] 手掌的护住后脑勺

[00:10:11] 两个胳膊肘护住耳朵和腮

[00:10:15] 眼睛闭着

[00:10:16] 头扭着

[00:10:18] 磕膝盖往上弯

[00:10:20] 护住前胸和两肋

[00:10:22] 双脚并着往后勾

[00:10:24] 护住裆里头是人生几个部位

[00:10:28] 最主要就这样

[00:10:29] 其他的部位你随便坐

[00:10:32] 当然要燥

[00:10:33] 时间长了

[00:10:34] 四五个揍一个也够呛

[00:10:37] 长大的时候呢

[00:10:40] 顺大道上来俩人

[00:10:43] 一个大人一个孩子

[00:10:45] 先说第大人

[00:10:47] 上中等的身材

[00:10:50] 她长得漂亮

[00:10:51] 黄白脸庞

[00:10:53] 宽宽的脑门儿

[00:10:55] 放下吧

[00:10:56] 鼻梁上戴着金丝腿的眼镜

[00:11:00] 凉撇小黑户

[00:11:02] 头上戴着毡绒的礼帽

[00:11:05] 身上礼服呢的长衫儿

[00:11:08] 别着派克金笔

[00:11:10] 手上都戴着金表

[00:11:13] 走起路来稳稳当当呢

[00:11:15] 提携是证明刷量

[00:11:18] 一看就是有知识、有文化的大老板

[00:11:23] 手里头领着个小姑娘

[00:11:26] 这小姑娘念书

[00:11:28] 梳着学生法

[00:11:30] 其没折法

[00:11:32] 耿穿着学生服下边儿穿着偏口儿

[00:11:36] 拉带儿鞋白袜子

[00:11:39] 长得非常清秀

[00:11:41] 这是父女两个人边说边往前走

[00:11:46] 书中代言来的谁啊

[00:11:48] 这人可了不起

[00:11:49] 在本套书中是主要的人物啊

[00:11:53] 姓姚啊

[00:11:56] 叫姚泽圣

[00:11:58] 绰号叫姚善宇

[00:12:01] 姚泽圣是干什么的

[00:12:03] 在北京吧

[00:12:04] 被银行给投一把同德号的大老板

[00:12:09] 有钱

[00:12:11] 家称万贯

[00:12:14] 这是她的女儿珍珍

[00:12:17] 因为他媳妇死了

[00:12:20] 不忍的再去续房

[00:12:22] 怕孩子受气

[00:12:24] 所以拿这真真爱如珍宝

[00:12:28] 今儿个休息

[00:12:29] 珍珍就磨着他爹带他出来玩儿来

[00:12:33] 所以姚泽圣尧禅心高兴

[00:12:36] 家里有汽车不做

[00:12:39] 领着女儿珍珍出来散心

[00:12:42] 这事儿也巧了

[00:12:44] 正走着抬头一看

[00:12:46] 啊

[00:12:48] 怎么一帮人打一个人

[00:12:50] 人给打死了

[00:12:52] 言有不管之理

[00:12:55] 姚泽圣一看

[00:12:56] 紧走几步

[00:12:57] 到了近前

[00:12:58] 喝醉

[00:12:58] 一生住啥

[00:13:01] 你干什么

[00:13:03] 光天化日

[00:13:05] 怎么随便打人呢

[00:13:07] 住手

[00:13:09] 这帮小药哇的正大呢

[00:13:11] 回头一看

[00:13:13] 来这人不简单

[00:13:15] A 自知理亏

[00:13:17] 一哄而散

[00:13:18] 全跑了

[00:13:21] 这会儿姚泽圣带着阵阵就到了近前了

[00:13:25] 很关心狗剩

[00:13:28] 孩子啊

[00:13:29] A

[00:13:30] 没事吧a

[00:13:33] 其实高盛没什么事儿

[00:13:35] 就是皮肉之苦

[00:13:37] 鼻青脸肿

[00:13:38] 内里没受伤

[00:13:40] 狗剩一骨碌身起来了

[00:13:45] 拿袖子擦了擦

[00:13:51] 哦

[00:13:51] 我说呢

[00:13:52] 这事儿真绅士

[00:13:55] 这小女孩真漂亮

[00:13:56] 一看就是有钱的人家

[00:13:59] 要不是人家吆喝

[00:14:00] 还得接茬

[00:14:01] 还揍狗剩想到这儿深施一礼

[00:14:06] 大叔

[00:14:08] 谢谢你了

[00:14:09] 没有您哈

[00:14:10] 呼一声

[00:14:12] 恐怕我还得挨揍

[00:14:13] 谢谢您救命之恩

[00:14:17] 非常懂礼貌

[00:14:19] 礼貌

[00:14:21] 你看

[00:14:22] 说起来简单

[00:14:23] 做起来不那么容易

[00:14:25] 作为家长的教育子女

[00:14:28] 首先得讲文明

[00:14:29] 讲礼貌

[00:14:30] 没事儿下了班也得给孩子讲讲这上上这堂课

[00:14:34] 嗯

[00:14:35] 这很关键

[00:14:36] 别人来人去

[00:14:38] 且落

[00:14:38] 谁家都有

[00:14:39] 朋友们一开张

[00:14:42] 叔

[00:14:42] 李叔、伯父该怎么称呼怎么称呼

[00:14:47] 走了

[00:14:47] 你得往外送一送

[00:14:49] 叔叔走了

[00:14:50] 慢走走好不骑马的本领

[00:14:54] 可以

[00:14:55] 有一些人则不然

[00:14:58] 根本不会说人话

[00:15:01] 你别看念的书挺多来人了

[00:15:03] 白了一眼

[00:15:04] 一句话都不说

[00:15:06] 那哪能行啊

[00:15:08] 哎

[00:15:08] 您别忘了这句话张嘴三分利

[00:15:12] 倒不是说取什么力

[00:15:14] 但是你必须说这个文明用语

[00:15:18] 文明礼貌谁都喜欢

[00:15:21] 这狗剩没读过书

[00:15:23] 练了这么套学问

[00:15:25] 本来人家帮了自己的忙了

[00:15:27] 所以没说话之前先失礼

[00:15:31] 姚泽圣

[00:15:32] 真没想到啊

[00:15:35] 算了算啦

[00:15:37] 你看你说受伤啦

[00:15:39] 脸都破了

[00:15:41] 这是你小珍珍

[00:15:43] 把手绢拿出来

[00:15:45] 给擦擦你脸上的血

[00:15:48] 不不不

[00:15:49] 我脸脏

[00:15:51] 把你的手绢沾脏了

[00:15:53] 我就蹭蹭就行

[00:15:55] 这是经常的事儿

[00:15:58] 啊

[00:16:00] 听你说话的口音

[00:16:03] 你不是北京的哪儿的

[00:16:06] 我是浮山县的

[00:16:07] 山东的

[00:16:09] 啊

[00:16:10] 山东的

[00:16:12] 到底干什么来了

[00:16:15] 到这胸口饭吃

[00:16:19] 啊

[00:16:20] 在哪寻着饭了

[00:16:22] 哪也寻不着

[00:16:23] 我就要饭了

[00:16:25] 哎呀

[00:16:26] 难哪

[00:16:28] 姚德圣鑫说

[00:16:29] 在全国各地要饭的人多了

[00:16:33] 这孩子长得不怎么地

[00:16:35] 但是说话嘴挺甜

[00:16:38] 挺讨人喜欢

[00:16:40] 算了吧

[00:16:44] 一伸手

[00:16:45] 从怀里头取出一块银元

[00:16:48] 人员呢

[00:16:49] 就源自头啊

[00:16:50] 那玩意儿值钱呐

[00:16:53] 给

[00:16:54] 拿着吧

[00:16:56] 找个药铺或者医院买点药

[00:16:59] 治治伤上下的钱

[00:17:02] 爱买什么买什么

[00:17:05] 我我不要为什么

[00:17:08] 你怕钱扎手

[00:17:11] 无功受禄

[00:17:12] 寝食不安

[00:17:13] 我也没给您做什么

[00:17:15] 怎么好拿您的钱

[00:17:17] 哎呀嗨

[00:17:18] 真心a

[00:17:20] 嗯

[00:17:22] 瑶山人点了点头

[00:17:23] 罢了

[00:17:24] 这孩子真懂礼貌

[00:17:27] 给真真说话了

[00:17:30] 对啊

[00:17:32] 你给的钱有什么用啊

[00:17:34] 能治一击

[00:17:35] 不能置白宝

[00:17:37] 他花完了不照样还得要饭吗

[00:17:40] 你给他找点活干得了

[00:17:42] 找点儿活儿

[00:17:43] 是不是您就不用管它了

[00:17:46] 啊也对也对啊

[00:17:49] 你叫什么啊

[00:17:53] 就狗生狗事儿

[00:17:56] 嗨

[00:17:57] 怎么这么个名儿

[00:17:59] 俺爹俺娘给我起的这名不行不行

[00:18:03] 到外头干活不能叫这名啊

[00:18:06] 哎

[00:18:08] 这么办吧

[00:18:09] 念过书吗

[00:18:10] 没有

[00:18:12] 没有哦

[00:18:14] 我给你起个名

[00:18:16] 这狗剩是绝处

[00:18:20] 冯生