《If God Met You》歌词

[00:00:00] If God Met You - George Jones (乔治·琼斯)/Tammy Wynette (塔米·温妮特)

[00:00:08] Honey I'm home get your sweet thing over here

[00:00:13] I'm ready for a back rub but first bring me a beer

[00:00:18] Well you wish I'd let you get a job

[00:00:21] Well you just keep right on wishing

[00:00:24] You know a woman's place is in

[00:00:27] The bedroom or the kitchen

[00:00:31] If God met you she wouldn't like you

[00:00:35] Oh come on

[00:00:36] Five minutes of your bull

[00:00:39] And she'd unleash her wrath

[00:00:43] When you mouth off she'd wanna fight you

[00:00:47] Uh uh

[00:00:49] And she'll forget that she's a lady

[00:00:51] And she'll kick your macho umm umm umm

[00:00:55] If God met you she wouldn't like you

[00:00:59] I don't like that at all now

[00:01:08] You just won't believe all that's happening at work

[00:01:12] Like what George

[00:01:13] That foreman's job they promised me

[00:01:16] Well they gave it to a skirt

[00:01:18] Oh ha ha

[00:01:19] She's college educated oh

[00:01:22] But that don't make a thing

[00:01:23] Watch it now

[00:01:24] Cause there's no woman smart

[00:01:26] Enough to bounce around a man

[00:01:29] Ha ha

[00:01:31] If God met you she wouldn't like you

[00:01:35] I don't believe that at all

[00:01:36] Five minutes of your bull

[00:01:39] And she'd unleash her wrath

[00:01:43] And when you mouth off

[00:01:45] She'd wanna fight you

[00:01:47] Oh she won't get to

[00:01:49] And she'll forget that she's a lady

[00:01:51] And she'll kick your macho umm umm umm

[00:01:56] If God met you she wouldn't like you

[00:02:01] If God met you she wouldn't like you

[00:02:05] I can make any woman love me

[00:02:07] Five minutes of your bull

[00:02:09] And she'd unleash her wrath

[00:02:13] When you mouth off she'd wanna fight you

[00:02:17] Oh my goodness

[00:02:19] And she'll forget that she's a lady

[00:02:22] And she'll kick your macho umm umm umm

[00:02:26] If God met you she wouldn't like you

[00:02:30] I don't believe it

[00:02:31] If God met you she wouldn't like you uh uh

[00:02:38] Well Tammy I'm just gonna tell her

[00:02:39] Not to like you either