《99 Problems(Instrumental Version)》歌词

[00:00:00] If you havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son

[00:00:02] I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one

[00:00:05] I got the Rap Patrol on the gat patrol

[00:00:08] Foes that wanna make sure my casket's closed

[00:00:10] Rap critics that say he's 'Money Cash Hoes'

[00:00:13] I'm from the hood stupid what type of facts are those

[00:00:16] If you grew up with holes in your zapper toes

[00:00:18] You'd celebrate the minute you was havin' dough

[00:00:21] I'm like f**k critics you can kiss my whole asshole

[00:00:23] If you don't like my lyrics you can press fast forward

[00:00:26] Got beef with radio if I don't play they show

[00:00:28] They don't play my hits well I don't give a sh*t so

[00:00:31] Rap mags try and use my black a**

[00:00:34] So advertisers can give 'em more cash for ads f**kers

[00:00:37] I don't know what you take me as

[00:00:39] Or understand the intelligence that Jay-Z has

[00:00:42] I'm from rags to riches niggaz I ain't dumb

[00:00:44] I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one hit me

[00:00:49] 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one

[00:00:52] If you havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son

[00:00:54] I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one hit me

[00:00:57] The year is ninety-four in my trunk is raw

[00:00:59] In my rear view mirror is the motherf**kin' law

[00:01:02] Got two choices y'all pull over the car or

[00:01:04] Bounce on the Devil put the pedal to the floor

[00:01:07] And I ain't tryin' to see no highway chase with Jake

[00:01:10] Plus I got a few dollars I can fight the case

[00:01:12] So I pull over to the side of the road

[00:01:15] Son do you know why I'm stoppin' you for

[00:01:17] 'Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hat's real low

[00:01:20] Or do I look like a mind reader sir I don't know

[00:01:23] Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo'

[00:01:25] Well you was doin fifty-five in the fifty-four

[00:01:28] License and registration and step out of the car

[00:01:30] Are you carryin' a weapon on you I know a lot of you are

[00:01:33] I ain't steppin' out of sh*t all my papers legit

[00:01:35] Well do you mind if I look around the car a little bit

[00:01:38] Well my glove compartment is locked so is the trunk in the back

[00:01:40] And I know my rights so you gon' need a warrant for that

[00:01:43] Aren't you sharp as a tack you should try out

[00:01:46] For lawyer or somethin' somebody important or somethin'

[00:01:48] Child I ain't passed the bar but I know a little bit

[00:01:51] Enough that you won't illegally search my sh*t

[00:01:54] Well we'll see how smart you are when the canine comes

[00:01:56] I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one hit me

[00:02:01] 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one

[00:02:04] If you havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son

[00:02:06] I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one hit me

[00:02:12] 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one

[00:02:14] If you havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son

[00:02:16] I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one hit me

[00:02:19] Now once upon a time not too long ago

[00:02:21] A ni**a like myself had to strong arm a hoe

[00:02:24] This is not a hoe in the sense of havin' a p**sy

[00:02:27] But a p**sy havin' no goddamn sense try an' push me

[00:02:30] I try to ignore him talk to the Lord

[00:02:32] Pray for him but some fools just love to perform

[00:02:35] You know the type loud as a motorbike

[00:02:37] But wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight

[00:02:40] And only thing that's gon' happen is I'ma get to clappin' and

[00:02:42] He and his boys gon' be yappin' to the Captain

[00:02:45] And there I go trapped in the Kit-Kat again

[00:02:48] Back through the system with the riff-raff again

[00:02:50] Fiends on the floor scratchin' again

[00:02:53] Paparazzis with they cameras snappin' them

[00:02:55] D A try to give a ni**a shaft again

[00:02:58] Half a mill' for bail 'cause I'm African

[00:03:00] All because this fool was harassin' them

[00:03:03] Tryin' to play the boy like he's saccharin'

[00:03:05] But ain't nuttin' sweet 'bout how I hold my gun

[00:03:08] I got 99 problems B and a b**ch ain't one hit me

[00:03:13] 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one

[00:03:16] If you havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son

[00:03:18] I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one hit me

[00:03:24] 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one

[00:03:26] If you havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son

[00:03:28] I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one hit me

[00:03:37] Havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son

[00:03:39] I got 99 problems and a b**ch ain't one ha ha

[00:03:43] You crazy for this one Rick it's your boy