《Poisoning Pigeons In The Park》歌词

[00:00:00] I'd like to take you now

[00:00:01] On wings of song as it were

[00:00:04] And try and help you forget

[00:00:06] Perhaps for a while

[00:00:07] Your drab wretched lives

[00:00:11] Here is a song all

[00:00:12] About springtime in general

[00:00:14] And in particular about one

[00:00:15] Of the many delightful

[00:00:16] Pastimes that the coming

[00:00:18] Of spring affords us all:

[00:00:27] Spring is here

[00:00:28] A suh puh ring is here

[00:00:30] Life is skittles and life is beer

[00:00:33] I think the loveliest time

[00:00:35] Of the year is the spring

[00:00:37] I do don't you 'course you do

[00:00:40] But there's one thing

[00:00:42] That makes spring complete for me

[00:00:44] And makes every sunday

[00:00:46] A treat for me

[00:00:50] All the world seems in tune

[00:00:53] On a spring afternoon

[00:00:55] When we're poisoning pigeons in the park

[00:01:01] Every sunday you'll see

[00:01:03] My sweetheart and me

[00:01:05] As we poison the pigeons in the park

[00:01:11] When they see us coming

[00:01:12] The birdies all try and hide

[00:01:15] But they still go for peanuts

[00:01:17] When coated with cyanide

[00:01:20] The sun's shining bright

[00:01:22] Everything seems all right

[00:01:23] When we're poisoning pigeons in the park

[00:01:33] We've gained notoriety

[00:01:34] And caused much anxiety

[00:01:36] In the audubon society

[00:01:38] With our games

[00:01:40] They call it impiety

[00:01:41] And lack of propriety

[00:01:43] And quite a variety

[00:01:45] Of unpleasant names

[00:01:46] But it's not against any religion

[00:01:50] To want to dispose of a pigeon

[00:01:55] So if sunday you're free

[00:01:59] Why don't you come with me

[00:02:01] And we'll poison the pigeons in the park

[00:02:05] And maybe we'll do

[00:02:07] In a squirrel or two

[00:02:09] While we're poisoning pigeons in the park

[00:02:15] We'll murder them all

[00:02:17] Amid laughter and merriment

[00:02:19] Except for the few

[00:02:21] We take home to experiment

[00:02:24] My pulse will be quickenin'

[00:02:25] With each drop of strych'nine

[00:02:27] We feed to a pigeon

[00:02:29] (it just takes a smidgin )

[00:02:30] To poison a pigeon in the park

[00:02:33] Poisoning Pigeons In The Park - Tom Lehrer