《The Laughing Gnome》歌词

[00:00:00] The Laughing Gnome - David Bowie (大卫·鲍伊)

[00:00:00] Written by：David Bowie

[00:00:17] I was walking down the high street

[00:00:20] When I heard footsteps behind me

[00:00:24] And there was a little old man hello

[00:00:27] In scarlet and gray chuckling away

[00:00:32] Well he trotted back to my house

[00:00:36] And he sat beside the telly ahh

[00:00:39] With his tiny hands on his tummy

[00:00:42] Chuckling away laughing all day

[00:00:46] I ought to report you to the gnome office

[00:00:48] Gnome office ahahahah

[00:00:50] Ha ha ha hee hee hee

[00:00:53] I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me

[00:00:57] Ha ha ha hee hee hee

[00:01:00] I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me

[00:01:05] Said the laughing gnome

[00:01:09] Well I gave him roasted toadstools

[00:01:13] And a glass of dandelion wine

[00:01:15] Pardon

[00:01:16] Then I put him on a train to Eastbourne

[00:01:19] Carried his bag and gave him a fag

[00:01:22] Have you got a light boy

[00:01:25] Here where do you come from

[00:01:26] Gnome man's land heehee

[00:01:28] Oh really

[00:01:30] In the morning when I woke up

[00:01:33] He was sitting on the edge of my bed

[00:01:37] With his brother whose name was Fred

[00:01:40] He'd brought him along to sing me a song

[00:01:43] Alright let's hear it 'ere what's that clicking noise

[00:01:47] That's Fred he's a metro gnome haha

[00:01:49] Ha ha ha hee hee hee

[00:01:53] I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me

[00:01:56] Ha ha ha hee hee hee

[00:02:00] I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me

[00:02:04] Oh now I'm a gnome anyway haha

[00:02:05] Haven't you got a home to go to

[00:02:07] No we are gnome ads hehe

[00:02:09] Didn't they teach you to get your hair cut at school

[00:02:10] You look like a rolling gnome

[00:02:12] Nah not at the London school of Ecogenomics

[00:02:15] Now they're staying up me chimney

[00:02:19] And we're living on caviar and honey hurray

[00:02:23] Cause they're earning me lots of money

[00:02:25] Writing comedy prose for radio shows

[00:02:29] It's the errrr it's the gnome service yes of course

[00:02:35] Ha ha ha hee hee hee

[00:02:38] I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me

[00:02:42] Ha ha ha hee hee hee

[00:02:44] Oh dear me

[00:02:45] I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me

[00:02:49] One more time

[00:02:51] Ha ha ha hee hee hee

[00:02:54] I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me