《Trigger Happy》歌词

[00:00:00] Trigger Happy - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇)

[00:00:01] Trigger Happy

[00:00:04] Trigger Happy

[00:00:06] Got an AK-47 well you know it makes me feel all right

[00:00:11] Got an Uzi by my pillow helps me sleep

[00:00:13] A little better at night

[00:00:18] There's no feeling any greater

[00:00:20] Than to shoot first and ask questions later

[00:00:23] Now I'm trigger happy trigger happy every day

[00:00:27] Happy every day

[00:00:29] Well you can't take my guns away I got a

[00:00:31] Constitutional right

[00:00:35] Yeah I gotta be ready if the commies attack us tonight

[00:00:41] I'll blow their brains out with my Smith and Wesson

[00:00:44] That out to teach 'em all a darn good lesson

[00:00:47] Now I'm trigger happy trigger happy every day

[00:00:50] Happy every day

[00:00:52] Oh yeah I'm trigger trigger happy

[00:00:55] Yes I'm trigger trigger happy

[00:00:58] Oh baby I'm trigger trigger happy

[00:01:00] Yes I'm trigger trigger happy

[00:01:03] Oh I'm so trigger trigger happy

[00:01:06] Yes I'm trigger trigger happy

[00:01:10] Better watch out punk or I'm gonna have

[00:01:12] To blow you away

[00:01:16] Oh I accidentally shot Daddy last night in the den

[00:01:19] Shot Daddy in the den

[00:01:22] I mistook him in the dark for a drug-crazed Nazi again

[00:01:25] Drug-crazed Nazi again

[00:01:28] Now why'd you have to get so mad

[00:01:31] It's just a lousy flesh wound Dad

[00:01:33] You know I'm trigger happy trigger happy every day

[00:01:37] Happy every day

[00:01:39] Oh I still haven't figured out the safety on my rifle yet

[00:01:45] Little Fluffy took a round better take him to the vet

[00:01:51] I filled that kitty cat so full of lead

[00:01:54] We'll have to use him for a pencil instead

[00:01:57] Well I'm trigger happy trigger happy every day

[00:02:00] Happy every day

[00:02:02] Oh yeah I'm trigger trigger happy

[00:02:05] Yes I'm trigger trigger happy

[00:02:08] Oh baby I'm trigger trigger happy

[00:02:11] Yes I'm trigger trigger happy

[00:02:14] Oh I'm so trigger trigger happy

[00:02:17] Yes I'm trigger trigger happy

[00:02:20] Better watch out punk or I'm gonna have

[00:02:23] To blow you away

[00:02:26] Come on and grab your ammo

[00:02:30] What have you got to lose

[00:02:33] We'll all get liquored up

[00:02:35] And shoot at anything that moves

[00:02:38] Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight

[00:02:41] Should kill now should kill

[00:02:44] Oh I'm prayin' somebody tries to break in here tonight

[00:02:47] Should kill now should kill

[00:02:50] I always keep a Magnum in my trunk

[00:02:52] You better ask yourself do you feel lucky punk

[00:02:55] Because I'm trigger happy trigger happy every day

[00:02:59] Happy ervey day

[00:03:01] Oh yeah I'm trigger trigger happy

[00:03:04] Yes I'm trigger trigger happy

[00:03:06] Oh baby I'm trigger trigger happy

[00:03:09] Yes I'm trigger trigger happy

[00:03:12] Oh I'm so trigger trigger happy

[00:03:15] Yes I'm trigger trigger happy

[00:03:19] Better watch out punk or I'm gonna have

[00:03:21] To blow you away

[00:03:22] Watch out To blow you away

[00:03:25] Better watch out punk or I'm gonna have

[00:03:27] To blow you away

[00:03:28] Watch out To blow you away

[00:03:30] Better watch out punk or I'm gonna have

[00:03:33] To blow you away

[00:03:34] Watch out To blow you away

[00:03:36] Better watch out punk or I'm gonna have

[00:03:39] To blow you away

[00:03:40] Watch out To blow you away