《There Ain’t Nothing Like a Dick》歌词

[00:00:00] There Ain't Nothing Like a Dick - Nick Joseph Strauss Matathia

[00:00:03] Written by：A.J. Holmes/Carlos Valdes

[00:00:03] Old Snatch：

[00:00:08] A dick can act real sweet

[00:00:10] A dick can bat his eyes

[00:00:12] He can tell you you're the one

[00:00:14] But that dick's just full of lies

[00:00:17] A dick's a dick's a dick's

[00:00:19] A dick's a dick it's true

[00:00:21] But you ain't never gonna

[00:00:23] Find the dick for you

[00:00:25] A dick can hit you hard

[00:00:27] Ms Cooter：

[00:00:27] Oooh a dick can hit you fast

[00:00:29] A dick can bring you love

[00:00:31] Old Snatch：

[00:00:31] But that dick can't make it last

[00:00:33] Ms Cooter：

[00:00:33] There's a dick for every puss

[00:00:35] Lots of fish in the sea

[00:00:37] Old Snatch：

[00:00:37] But they sure as hell

[00:00:39] Haven't found the dick for me

[00:00:41] Both：

[00:00:42] There ain't nothing like a dick

[00:00:43] Ms Cooter：

[00:00:44] And the dick I've found's the best

[00:00:45] Both：

[00:00:46] There ain't nothing like a dick

[00:00:47] Old Snatch：

[00:00:48] They leave you itching with the rest

[00:00:50] Both：

[00:00:50] You can play with that dildo

[00:00:52] 'Till it makes you sick

[00:00:54] But at the end of the day

[00:00:56] There ain't nothing like a dick

[00:01:05] Ms Cooter：

[00:01:05] My dick's a different breed

[00:01:07] He's got class he's debonair

[00:01:09] His voice is gravelly and soft

[00:01:11] And baby he's got quite a pair

[00:01:14] When he talks to me

[00:01:15] I get all hot and bothered you see

[00:01:18] I'm positive that he's

[00:01:20] The only dick for me

[00:01:22] Old Snatch：

[00:01:22] Oh that dick has got you good

[00:01:24] He's got ya under his spell

[00:01:26] Ms Cooter：

[00:01:26] Well at least I have a dick

[00:01:28] And at least I don't smell

[00:01:30] Old Snatch：

[00:01:30] You make the same mistakes

[00:01:32] Through thin and through thick

[00:01:34] Both：

[00:01:34] But at the end of the day

[00:01:36] There ain't nothing like a dick

[00:01:38] Ms Cooter：

[00:01:39] I want that shaft in me today

[00:01:40] Both：

[00:01:40] There ain't nothing like a dick

[00:01:42] Old Snatch：

[00:01:43] Hey look a baby on the way

[00:01:44] Ms Cooter：

[00:01:44] Oooooh the way he makes me feel

[00:01:46] Old Snatch：

[00:01:47] And they sure is are slicks

[00:01:48] Both：

[00:01:48] But at the end of the day

[00:01:50] There ain't nothing

[00:01:54] Like a dick

[00:01:59] Old Snatch：

[00:02:00] And they'll f**k ya too

[00:02:03] Yeah