《Red White & Blues》歌词

[00:03:38] Hi, welcome to America! Glad you made it.

[00:03:38] On the left you’ll notice a coin slot.

[00:03:38] Insert dollars only please.

[00:03:38] Got no bread for the rent,

[00:03:38] I got my next two paychecks spent

[00:03:38] And my debts are rising faster than a rocket

[00:03:38] Money comes, doesn’t stay, now they say I’ve got to pay

[00:03:38] And the man’s got his hands in yo’ pocket

[00:03:38] I got the red, white, and blues, cause I got to pay my dues

[00:03:38] To the Land of the Free, so they call it

[00:03:38] I say, Help me through this mess

[00:03:38] And they say, Kiss my IRS

[00:03:38] And they left me here with the red white and blues

[00:03:38] They demand I supply, but my deficit is high

[00:03:38] And I don’t know how I’m ever gonna make it

[00:03:38] While I watch my taxes soar, they say, Son you owe us more!

[00:03:38] And if you don’t hand it over we’ll just take it

[00:03:38] Got the red, white, and blues, cause I got to pay my dues

[00:03:38] To the Land of the Free, so they call it

[00:03:38] I say, Help me through this mess

[00:03:38] And they say, Kiss my IRS

[00:03:38] And they left me here with the red white and blues

[00:03:38] (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)

[00:03:38] You see friends, Uncle Sam needs your money!

[00:03:38] We got to support the CIA, the FBI,

[00:03:38] And all of our associates at the BCCI!

[00:03:38] Clark, he didn’t know anything-he didn’t know ANYthing!

[00:03:38] We gotta fund some studies on UFOs,

[00:03:38] We gotta help out all those poor S and Ls,

[00:03:38] We gotta have a meeting with eating…so

[00:03:38] We can’t give you a break, now can we, son? So,

[00:03:38] I tell ya what we’re gonna do:

[00:03:38] We’re gonna take your house,

[00:03:38] We’re gonna take your car,

[00:03:38] We’re gonna take your wife,

[00:03:38] And we’re gonna take your guitar,

[00:03:38] And if you got any dreams we’re gonna take them, too!

[00:03:38] Heh heh heh heh—have a nice day!

[00:03:38] I’ve got the red, white, and blues, cause I got to pay my dues

[00:03:38] To the Land of the Free, so they call it

[00:03:38] I say, Help me through this mess

[00:03:38] And they say, K-k-k-kiss my IRS

[00:03:38] And they left me here with the red white and blues

[00:03:38] Come right this way.

[00:03:38] Welcome to my office.

[00:03:38] I do a lot of damage from this 12-by-12 cubicle! (laugh) You’ll see! Yeah!

[00:03:38] You know, I mean,

[00:03:38] Let me take a couple of examples here of great Americans who’ve contributed to our culture.

[00:03:38] We like to treat ‘em the way we like to treat ‘em!

[00:03:38] For instance, Redd Foxx,

[00:03:38] Well he’s dead, but he had some gold chains on when he was buried,

[00:03:38] You know, we know how to get in there and get those chains!

[00:03:38] And, well, ol’ Willie Nelson!

[00:03:38] Everybody loves him and well,

[00:03:38] He was manipulated by a couple of big name accounting firms,

[00:03:38] But that’s not gonna stop us from taking everything he’s got, is it? NO!

[00:03:38] I’m gonna get you, Willie! Heh heh heh heh.

[00:03:38] And now, well lemme see, ol’ –uh- Sammy Davis, Jr! Everybody loved him,

[00:03:38] Well we’ll just chase his wife til she dies and take everything she has, too!

[00:03:38] Because that’s the way we work!

[00:03:38] We’re the IRS! We are the United States Government!

[00:03:38] We spend our money the way it should be spent.

[00:03:38] You see, for example, in California,

[00:03:38] All these auto plants are moving down to Mexico,

[00:03:38] Because the labor rates are cheaper.

[00:03:38] We provide tax incentives for them to do that,

[00:03:38] And then we just blame the unemployment on the Japanese! (laugh!)

[00:03:38] Ding-dong!

[00:03:38] Hi, I’m John, this is my wife, Cindy.

[00:03:38] We’re IRS agents, we live next door to you now.