《薛家将0023》歌词

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[00:00:04] 平辽王薛仁贵

[00:00:06] 因为心里头感到不平衡啊

[00:00:09] 感到压抑

[00:00:12] 下定决心

[00:00:14] 过些日子辞官不做

[00:00:16] 就在家当个老百姓

[00:00:18] 多好

[00:00:20] 虽然说功名什么都没了

[00:00:22] 乐得清闲自在

[00:00:26] 偏赶这时候

[00:00:27] 消息传来

[00:00:29] 六国联合进兵

[00:00:31] 进犯大唐

[00:00:33] 薛仁贵

[00:00:34] 知道了

[00:00:35] 哎呀

[00:00:35] 一算计看着没

[00:00:37] 皇上肯定得加封我元帅

[00:00:41] 没有人领兵

[00:00:44] 原来我干爹皂袍大将尉迟公死了

[00:00:48] 千斤重担落到我头上了

[00:00:50] 我还给你领兵

[00:00:52] 我不干

[00:00:53] 但没有借口

[00:00:55] 只好诈死蛮明

[00:00:56] 这就是以往的经过

[00:00:59] 那么您听

[00:01:00] 杨家将杨六郎也炸死

[00:01:02] 蛮明有很多的事情相似

[00:01:05] 咱们不必细说了

[00:01:07] 那么当时说薛仁贵听俩夫人说完之后也急了

[00:01:12] 女儿让土匪抓住

[00:01:13] 这还了得了

[00:01:15] 赶紧吩咐一声

[00:01:16] 被马抬起

[00:01:18] 穿着便装

[00:01:19] 他冲出去了

[00:01:22] 到外头一看

[00:01:23] 他傻眼了

[00:01:25] 俩土匪头子

[00:01:27] 一个是东床驸马秦怀玉

[00:01:30] 一个是扫北王罗通

[00:01:32] 俩人见薛仁贵乐了

[00:01:34] 大哥大哥

[00:01:36] 您不死了吗

[00:01:38] 怎么又活了

[00:01:39] 大家哎呀呀呀

[00:01:41] 上当了

[00:01:43] 薛仁贵又不会说瞎话

[00:01:46] 满面臊的通红

[00:01:48] 二位贤弟呀

[00:01:49] 我有难言之隐呢

[00:01:52] 大哥您不说我们也知道

[00:01:57] 搁在我们身上

[00:01:58] 也得这么做

[00:02:00] 但是没有办法呀

[00:02:02] 把皇上都急坏了

[00:02:05] 现在正等着呢

[00:02:07] 金莲

[00:02:08] 什么事没有

[00:02:09] 这都是瞿军师定的计策

[00:02:14] 没办法见皇上

[00:02:15] 把皇上又请进大王庄

[00:02:18] 咱不必细说了

[00:02:19] 程咬金晃上大蓝脑袋

[00:02:21] 我仁贵啊

[00:02:22] 别怪我啊别怪我

[00:02:24] 这都是牛鼻子出的损招

[00:02:28] 我没办法

[00:02:29] 我不这么干

[00:02:29] 他杀我呀

[00:02:31] 大伙儿是啼笑皆非

[00:02:35] 那么说

[00:02:35] 薛仁贵在棺材里躺着

[00:02:37] 脸都变色了

[00:02:39] 那好办

[00:02:40] 有一种药

[00:02:42] 吃上这种药

[00:02:43] 一天一夜手脚冰凉

[00:02:45] 薛仁贵是干嘛的

[00:02:47] 全懂这些东西

[00:02:50] 过了劲儿了

[00:02:51] 没事儿了就拉倒

[00:02:52] 有事再吃一粒

[00:02:55] 这都是袁天罡

[00:02:56] 李淳风给他配的药

[00:02:58] 这药一直在家保存着

[00:03:01] 这咱不必细说了

[00:03:03] 君臣一见面

[00:03:05] 李世民现在除了哭

[00:03:07] 没别的事儿了

[00:03:08] 薛王兄

[00:03:10] 朕对不起你

[00:03:14] 可事到如今怎么办

[00:03:15] 国大空虚

[00:03:17] 缺少良将

[00:03:19] 非得轻带兵不可呀

[00:03:22] 你要以国家为重

[00:03:24] 民族为重啊

[00:03:27] 你再委屈

[00:03:29] 也得放到旁边

[00:03:33] 晓之以理

[00:03:35] 动之以情

[00:03:36] 薛仁贵是什么人

[00:03:39] 以国家的利益为上

[00:03:42] 想到这些事情

[00:03:44] 觉着自己诈死难明啊

[00:03:46] 有点过分

[00:03:48] 好像有点内疚

[00:03:49] 对不起皇上

[00:03:51] 薛仁贵答应了

[00:03:52] 陛下放心

[00:03:54] 臣愿意领兵带队

[00:03:58] 但是我还有个条件

[00:04:02] 我得说出来

[00:04:03] 陛下

[00:04:04] 您得好好考虑

[00:04:06] 说吧

[00:04:07] 说吧

[00:04:07] 爱卿什么条件我都答应

[00:04:11] 我没有过分的要求

[00:04:14] 您还别不爱听

[00:04:17] 我为什么诈死

[00:04:19] 我心里头过意不去啊

[00:04:21] 我难受

[00:04:23] 成亲王一日不死

[00:04:27] 我不能拜帅

[00:04:30] 我打算用李道宗的人头祭大旗

[00:04:34] 我才能出兵

[00:04:35] 就这么一个条件

[00:04:37] 你能答应吗

[00:04:38] 答应二话不说

[00:04:40] 马上我跟你走

[00:04:42] 不答应对不起陛下

[00:04:44] 另请旁人

[00:04:52] 一下把皇上给叫住了

[00:04:55] 那面是自己的亲叔叔

[00:04:57] 一国的太上皇啊

[00:05:01] 你说答应学生会的要求

[00:05:02] 就得把成亲王李道宗捆起来

[00:05:05] 脑袋给砍掉

[00:05:06] 不答应薛仁贵拿一把

[00:05:09] 不领兵

[00:05:11] 真把皇上给叫住了

[00:05:13] 这

[00:05:13] 这

[00:05:16] 薛王兄啊

[00:05:18] 那件事情已经平息了

[00:05:22] 已经做了了断

[00:05:25] 那李道宗已经被撸官罢职

[00:05:29] 贬家为民

[00:05:31] 我看也就算了

[00:05:34] 你就叫他活

[00:05:36] 他还能活几天

[00:05:40] 通过这件事情没死他扒了层皮

[00:05:43] 而且他的女儿不管怎么说也死了诶

[00:05:48] 你干脆就高抬贵手

[00:05:50] 饶他一命不

[00:05:53] B

[00:05:54] 加

[00:05:55] 这不是我个人的事儿

[00:05:57] 好像我薛仁贵心胸狭窄

[00:05:59] 斤斤计较

[00:06:00] 陛下别忘了一件事

[00:06:02] 我老干爹

[00:06:04] 皂袍大将尉迟恭

[00:06:08] 为我编断紫禁门

[00:06:10] 碰死在内黄城

[00:06:14] 陛下

[00:06:14] 你忘了吗

[00:06:16] 我要李道风的命

[00:06:18] 跟我的关系不大

[00:06:20] 主要给我干爹报仇

[00:06:24] 没有

[00:06:25] 他设毒计陷害我

[00:06:27] 老元帅能不能死

[00:06:30] 难道老元帅就白死了吗

[00:06:33] 我对不起我干爹

[00:06:36] 我早就发了誓了

[00:06:38] 不给我干爹报了仇

[00:06:40] 我绝不出头

[00:06:42] 请陛下想想

[00:06:44] 权衡利弊

[00:06:46] 我说的有没有道理

[00:06:48] 别人

[00:06:52] 李世民冒了汗了

[00:06:54] 这这这这这这

[00:06:58] 让薛仁贵问的是张口结舌

[00:07:01] 对

[00:07:01] 还有尉迟恭这茬儿

[00:07:05] 尉迟恭死得多惨

[00:07:08] 哎呀

[00:07:09] 皇上啊

[00:07:10] 心里头不傻呀

[00:07:11] 但这旨意没法传

[00:07:15] 正为难之时

[00:07:16] 他的眼光看了看程咬金

[00:07:20] 那意思你得帮帮忙

[00:07:22] 他知道程咬金点子多

[00:07:24] 你看这个常亚金呢

[00:07:26] 破车还爱揽债呢还

[00:07:29] 程小金一看皇上跟薛仁贵顶了牛了

[00:07:31] 大伙儿非常尴尬

[00:07:33] 这这这常已经出来了

[00:07:35] 诶诶诶诶

[00:07:37] 仁贵啊仁贵

[00:07:38] 诶我我说两句

[00:07:40] 陛下我说两句

[00:07:42] 这事儿好办

[00:07:44] 好办

[00:07:46] 仁贵啊

[00:07:47] ***偿命

[00:07:49] 欠债还钱

[00:07:51] 李道宗

[00:07:52] 那不是东西

[00:07:54] 他理应该给毙命

[00:07:57] 皇上嘴不说

[00:07:59] 他没法说

[00:08:00] 但他心里头清楚

[00:08:02] 不就是要李道宗的命吗

[00:08:05] 不就是拿李道宗的脑袋祭大旗吗

[00:08:08] 啊

[00:08:09] 我答应了

[00:08:11] 你交给我来

[00:08:12] 行行

[00:08:13] 陛下就嫁给我了

[00:08:15] 皇上一看

[00:08:16] 交交给你了

[00:08:18] 我还没表态呢

[00:08:20] 再看常远金冲着皇上连晃脑袋

[00:08:23] 再急眼

[00:08:24] 去

[00:08:24] 快去

[00:08:27] 皇上也糊涂了啊

[00:08:30] 心说

[00:08:31] 大概程咬金有主意

[00:08:33] 让我别顶牛

[00:08:35] 先缓冲一步

[00:08:37] 然后他能有办法救我皇叔不死

[00:08:41] 还能叫薛仁贵挂帅

[00:08:43] 大概是这意思

[00:08:45] 所以皇上也说了个糊涂话

[00:08:48] 诶好好好好

[00:08:50] 既然鲁国公出面

[00:08:52] 朕满口应承

[00:08:55] 仁贵啊

[00:08:56] 这回你听明白了

[00:08:57] 行了吧

[00:08:58] 我答应就是了

[00:09:01] 谢主隆恩

[00:09:04] 陛下答应了我二话没得说

[00:09:08] 马上离开大王庄

[00:09:09] 跟您还京

[00:09:12] 简短解说

[00:09:14] 薛仁贵把家里的事情安排完了

[00:09:18] 还有那几家着火的呢

[00:09:20] 人家倒霉不

[00:09:22] 包赔损失

[00:09:24] 安抚人家

[00:09:26] 讲清道理

[00:09:28] 又给了不少的银子

[00:09:30] 那些家自然也就没得可说了

[00:09:33] 领堂撤掉

[00:09:35] 细算演完

[00:09:36] 薛仁贵第二天跟着皇上赶奔巴水长安

[00:09:43] 到京城没地方待呀

[00:09:45] 先住到金庭馆驿

[00:09:48] 皇上这也放了心了

[00:09:50] 问程咬金

[00:09:52] 我

[00:09:52] 鲁国公

[00:09:54] 你那什么意思哎

[00:09:55] 陛下

[00:09:56] 你交给我吧

[00:09:57] 你别顶名啊

[00:09:59] 你看薛荣贵要这个条件

[00:10:01] 你就不答应

[00:10:02] 那不就完了吗

[00:10:04] 这个事情都有缓冲的余地

[00:10:07] 你把这事儿交给我

[00:10:10] 你皇叔那儿不能有事

[00:10:13] 我还得让仁贵心服口服

[00:10:16] 还得领兵

[00:10:17] 多谢卢国公

[00:10:20] 你可替朕解了围了

[00:10:23] 将来我必有答报

[00:10:25] 哎呀

[00:10:25] 咱们谁跟谁

[00:10:27] 我能要求答报你的

[00:10:28] 你放心吧

[00:10:31] 自从薛仁贵进京歇息几天之后

[00:10:35] 势在燃眉啊

[00:10:36] 马上点兵

[00:10:39] 京城大兵30万

[00:10:41] 日夜操练教军场

[00:10:44] 可忙上了

[00:10:47] 翟良辰

[00:10:48] 挑几日

[00:10:50] 薛仁贵这才金台拜帅

[00:10:54] 意是相当隆重啊

[00:10:57] 杀牛宰马

[00:10:58] 犒赏三军

[00:11:01] 皇上亲自赶奔教军场

[00:11:04] 举行了授旗授权典礼

[00:11:08] 李世民亲自把龙泉宝剑摘下来赠给薛仁贵

[00:11:14] 另自其交给薛仁贵

[00:11:16] 把扭头狮子烈火黄金的帅印往薛仁贵脖子上一挂

[00:11:24] 这算把军事大权

[00:11:26] 指挥权全交给薛白袍了

[00:11:31] 在战争年月

[00:11:32] 武将吃香

[00:11:35] 那薛仁贵掌管军事大权

[00:11:38] 这还了得

[00:11:41] 马上颁布17 条纪律54 盏

[00:11:45] 让大军听候命令

[00:11:47] 随时准备出发

[00:11:50] 那么一切都就绪了

[00:11:53] 李世民心说

[00:11:55] 我呀

[00:11:55] 也别在京城待着

[00:11:57] 这回我还得御驾亲征啊

[00:12:01] 皇上跟着

[00:12:03] 为什么叫御驾亲征

[00:12:05] 他不一定到战场

[00:12:07] 那就表示跟三军战士同甘苦共患难

[00:12:13] 要不这个将士在前头卖命

[00:12:15] 抛头颅洒热血

[00:12:17] 他在京城里头

[00:12:18] 三宫六院

[00:12:19] 72 嫔妃陪着

[00:12:22] 那玩意儿好说不好听啊

[00:12:24] 这就是明君

[00:12:27] 你看

[00:12:27] 李世民征战了一辈子

[00:12:30] 那是开国的君主

[00:12:33] 在重大问题上

[00:12:36] 他往往亲自挂帅

[00:12:37] 皇上决定御驾亲征

[00:12:40] 陪着薛仁贵到前线去

[00:12:43] 有苦咱一块儿受

[00:12:45] 有罪一块受

[00:12:47] 也分享胜利的喜悦

[00:12:51] 皇上的旨意一传出

[00:12:53] 军心振奋

[00:12:56] 真是明主啊

[00:12:58] 跟着我们一块儿去

[00:13:00] 但是就有一样

[00:13:02] 薛仁贵始终在教军场按兵不动

[00:13:07] 呃

[00:13:08] 老也不出兵

[00:13:10] 皇上有点着急了

[00:13:13] 把程咬金呢

[00:13:14] 叫上来了

[00:13:16] 跟老程说

[00:13:17] 爱卿啊

[00:13:18] 你辛苦一趟

[00:13:20] 去问问元帅什么时候出兵

[00:13:24] 究竟哪天是良辰吉日

[00:13:28] 朕

[00:13:28] 我实在等不及了

[00:13:31] 边关的奏章像雪片一样到了京城啊

[00:13:36] 战事太紧张了

[00:13:39] 就等着薛爱卿发兵呢啊

[00:13:44] 你去问问怎么回事儿

[00:13:45] 诶

[00:13:46] 领旨

[00:13:48] 程咬金骑着马

[00:13:50] 腆着大草包肚子赶奔教军场

[00:13:53] 那薛仁贵啊

[00:13:55] 累坏了

[00:13:58] 训练30万

[00:14:00] 人马30万呢

[00:14:03] 人上1 00星星色色

[00:14:07] 人上1 万

[00:14:08] 无边无沿

[00:14:11] 要把30万颗心拢到一块儿

[00:14:14] 谈何容易

[00:14:16] 而且大唐朝久不见账了

[00:14:20] 净和平的日子了

[00:14:22] 老也不打仗

[00:14:24] 人心涣散

[00:14:27] 冷不丁集合起来

[00:14:28] 叫他们打仗

[00:14:30] 难免这个心一半时收不回来

[00:14:35] 这个懒惰的习气得一扫而光

[00:14:39] 因此

[00:14:39] 薛仁贵日夜在将台操练人马

[00:14:45] 操练完还得给他们上课

[00:14:48] 累的是口干舌燥啊

[00:14:51] 正在中军保障议事呢

[00:14:54] 老程来了

[00:14:55] 仁贵

[00:14:57] 兴宝来相客了

[00:14:59] 哎呀

[00:14:59] 老人家

[00:15:00] 您来了赶紧请坐啊

[00:15:01] 坐着呢

[00:15:02] 坐着呢

[00:15:04] 仁贵啊

[00:15:06] 诶

[00:15:07] 咱们支出支入有什么说什么

[00:15:10] 我是奉旨而来

[00:15:13] 老人家有什么事吗

[00:15:14] 有啊

[00:15:16] 皇上着急了

[00:15:19] 问问

[00:15:20] 哪天是黄道吉日

[00:15:23] 大帅

[00:15:24] 可以发兵诶

[00:15:26] 让我来摸摸底

[00:15:28] 仁贵啊

[00:15:29] 你准备什么时候

[00:15:31] 发兵

[00:15:33] 呵

[00:15:33] 老千岁

[00:15:36] 我正想找你呢

[00:15:38] 也想见见万岁呀

[00:15:40] 我随时都可以出兵

[00:15:43] 随时都可以杀奔前敌

[00:15:48] 此时有件事儿

[00:15:49] 现在还没落实呢

[00:15:51] 呃

[00:15:52] 什么事

[00:15:53] 是粮草、军需器民

[00:15:56] 缺什么

[00:15:57] 什么都不缺

[00:15:59] 有件事儿没摆平

[00:16:03] 我说千岁

[00:16:04] 你还记得不

[00:16:06] 在大王庄

[00:16:07] 我提个条件

[00:16:08] 我要求用陈亲王李道宗的脑袋系大旗

[00:16:13] 我说过这话没

[00:16:16] 皇上没表态

[00:16:17] 你替皇上答应了

[00:16:20] 有这事儿吧

[00:16:22] 你说仁贵

[00:16:23] 你放心

[00:16:24] 等你发兵那天

[00:16:27] 李道宗的脑袋

[00:16:28] 你管我要

[00:16:30] 这话你说过没

[00:16:31] 呃

[00:16:31] 那他

[00:16:32] 他

[00:16:32] 他

[00:16:33] 他

[00:16:34] 我说过吗

[00:16:35] 哎呀

[00:16:36] 老糊涂了

[00:16:37] 糊涂了

[00:16:39] 你看仁贵我是这么上年纪了

[00:16:41] 颠三倒四

[00:16:42] 有时候话说出去就忘了

[00:16:45] 薛仁贵啪把桌子一拍

[00:16:48] 老人家

[00:16:51] 别跟我演戏

[00:16:53] 你头脑清醒的很

[00:16:57] 你想打昆仑雨

[00:16:58] 想和稀泥不行

[00:17:02] 你转告皇上

[00:17:04] 我就是这么个条件

[00:17:06] 现在万事俱备

[00:17:07] 只欠东风

[00:17:09] 我需用成亲王李道宗的脑袋祭我的大旗

[00:17:14] 这个条件不答应

[00:17:15] 对不起

[00:17:16] 我把令箭兵符大印交还

[00:17:20] 请万岁

[00:17:21] 另请旁人

[00:17:24] 我还回去

[00:17:26] 别别别别别别别别

[00:17:29] 仁贵

[00:17:30] 你别着急呀啊

[00:17:31] 你这一提醒

[00:17:32] 好像我像说过这话

[00:17:35] 不就李道宗的脑袋吗

[00:17:37] 太太

[00:17:39] 太好办了

[00:17:41] 大帅

[00:17:42] 这事交给我了

[00:17:43] 行吗

[00:17:44] 老前辈

[00:17:46] 君无戏言呐

[00:17:50] 咱可不是那种

[00:17:51] 你别嬉皮笑脸

[00:17:53] 你要拿不来李道宗的脑袋

[00:17:57] 嘿

[00:17:58] 休怪我翻脸无情

[00:18:01] 好了好了好

[00:18:04] 仁贵

[00:18:06] 你看你这玩意儿也叫人实在下不来台

[00:18:10] 你说我为你容易吗

[00:18:13] 薛礼

[00:18:14] 我这么大年纪了

[00:18:16] 你三副发长两入天牢

[00:18:19] 有我程咬金什么的

[00:18:22] 但是呢

[00:18:23] 我拿你当我们家的人了

[00:18:26] 我跑前跑后装疯卖傻

[00:18:29] 好不容易把你给救了

[00:18:31] 我说你这小子也有点儿翻脸不认人呢

[00:18:35] 你瞅你沉的脸蛋子

[00:18:37] 像审贼似的诶

[00:18:40] 你这玩意儿

[00:18:41] 叫人不寒心吗

[00:18:44] 仁贵啊

[00:18:45] 当然我也理解你的心情

[00:18:48] 你先等等啊

[00:18:50] 我现在我就去办这事儿去

[00:18:54] 程小金

[00:18:55] 等出来犯傻了

[00:18:58] 寻思这事儿还得背着皇上这根大蜡

[00:19:01] 我算坐下了

[00:19:03] 我怎么能把李道宗给鼓捣死呢

[00:19:06] 皇上还得不怪我

[00:19:08] 大帅还得满意

[00:19:11] 这

[00:19:11] 这

[00:19:12] 这

[00:19:12] 这

[00:19:12] 这

[00:19:12] 这

[00:19:13] 这

[00:19:14] 诶

[00:19:15] 有主意了

[00:19:17] 程咬金心想

[00:19:19] 哎呀

[00:19:20] 这实在没有法儿了

[00:19:23] 我到成亲王府去一趟

[00:19:25] 最好把这老家伙骗出来

[00:19:28] 骗到哪

[00:19:29] 我怎么把他鼓捣死呢

[00:19:31] 这这这

[00:19:33] 晁大金提了个脑袋

[00:19:35] 这么琢磨着

[00:19:36] 骑着马

[00:19:37] 到了城里

[00:19:39] 荷花大街

[00:19:40] 成亲王府

[00:19:43] 你看

[00:19:43] 李道宗虽然是贬家为民了

[00:19:47] 名义上是普通老百姓

[00:19:49] 他还是皇上的叔叔啊

[00:19:52] 还住在成亲王府啊

[00:19:54] 只是这王府的牌子摘了

[00:19:58] 那往日车水马龙

[00:20:00] 现在门庭冷落

[00:20:04] 也仅有这些差别而已

[00:20:08] 程小金等骑着马到成亲王府这儿转一圈

[00:20:11] 一看大门关着

[00:20:13] 角门顶着

[00:20:15] 那么高的院墙也进不去

[00:20:20] 常进心说

[00:20:21] 我要进不去

[00:20:21] 我怎么能抓住他呀

[00:20:24] 他瞪眼不跟我出来

[00:20:25] 我也没辙呀

[00:20:26] 这这这这这

[00:20:28] 哎呀

[00:20:29] 急死我了

[00:20:31] 诶

[00:20:32] 他骑着马正来回溜呢

[00:20:34] 事情也真巧

[00:20:36] 从旁边那胡同里啊

[00:20:39] 出来13个小孩

[00:20:42] 为首的正是小青英

[00:20:44] 后边是罗张

[00:20:46] 还有程咬金的俩孙子程千宗

[00:20:48] 程千万晃着脑袋说说笑笑从胡同出来了

[00:20:53] 程小金一看这些小孩

[00:20:55] 嗯

[00:20:57] 眼睛一亮

[00:20:58] 有主意了

[00:21:00] 顿时

[00:21:01] 这坏水就冒上来了

[00:21:03] 老程从马上跳下来

[00:21:05] 诶

[00:21:05] 孩子们

[00:21:06] 嘿嘿

[00:21:07] 你们上哪儿去啊

[00:21:09] 连我都没看见吗

[00:21:12] 小弟兄们抬头一看

[00:21:14] 呀

[00:21:14] 程爷爷

[00:21:15] 程爷爷

[00:21:17] 呼啦超都过来了

[00:21:19] 跪倒一片

[00:21:21] 程咬金

[00:21:22] 挨个把他们搀起来

[00:21:23] 来

[00:21:24] 孩子们

[00:21:25] 你们这上哪儿去

[00:21:27] 他是这么回事儿

[00:21:28] 听说我薛大伯父挂了帅了

[00:21:31] 不久要西征

[00:21:33] 嗯

[00:21:34] 我我们才听着信儿

[00:21:36] 准备赶奔帅帐啊

[00:21:38] 看看我薛大伯父

[00:21:41] 另外呢

[00:21:42] 呃

[00:21:42] 跟我薛大伯父告个辞

[00:21:44] 大家唠唠嗑

[00:21:46] 好孩子

[00:21:48] 有心胸

[00:21:50] 好孩子

[00:21:52] 诶

[00:21:52] 咱这么办

[00:21:52] 你们先别着急去

[00:21:54] 一会儿我领你们去来

[00:21:56] 咱找个地方说点事儿

[00:21:59] 程爱金专门会使唤小孩

[00:22:02] 把这13个孩子领到没人的地方

[00:22:06] 程咬金长叹一声

[00:22:07] 孩子

[00:22:09] 你薛大伯父虽然挂了帅了

[00:22:11] 不愿意领兵啊

[00:22:13] 他心不痛快

[00:22:15] 还不是在成亲王李道宗身上

[00:22:19] 皇上不杀李道宗

[00:22:22] 你薛大伯父心里头不平衡啊

[00:22:28] 你们说

[00:22:28] 这事儿应该怎么办

[00:22:30] 秦英、罗张众人闻听

[00:22:32] 把小眼珠一瞪

[00:22:35] 那个老家伙

[00:22:36] 早就应该杀他

[00:22:38] 皇上不杀他

[00:22:39] 就是不对

[00:22:41] 是吧

[00:22:42] 现在我出了头了

[00:22:45] 我在你薛大伯父面前说了大话了

[00:22:49] 我说我一定要李道宗的脑袋

[00:22:52] 但是我说了大话了

[00:22:54] 我没咒念呢

[00:22:55] 你没看见我正围着他府门来回转悠呢

[00:22:59] 我也进不去

[00:23:00] 也抓不着他呀

[00:23:03] 正好遇上孩子们

[00:23:04] 你们

[00:23:06] 咱这么办

[00:23:07] 能不能帮着爷爷个忙啊

[00:23:09] 你说怎么办

[00:23:11] 如此这么般这么这么这么怎么办

[00:23:14] 你们要这么这么这么这么这怎么办

[00:23:18] 13个小孩闻听鼓掌

[00:23:20] 成善爷爷

[00:23:22] 您放心吧

[00:23:24] 我们一定听您的

[00:23:25] 你叫我们怎么办我们怎么办

[00:23:27] 诶诶记住记住啊

[00:23:30] 他要这么问你们应当这么说

[00:23:32] 要那么问

[00:23:33] 应当那么说

[00:23:34] 这叫委曲求全

[00:23:37] 你们13个人听着

[00:23:38] 这戏要演好了

[00:23:41] 有赏

[00:23:42] 谁要演砸了

[00:23:44] 我告诉你

[00:23:45] 我可不答应他

[00:23:46] 我把他掐死懂不懂

[00:23:48] 明白

[00:23:49] 您放心吧

[00:23:51] 当初大闹天牢

[00:23:52] 段嗣玉暴打成亲王

[00:23:55] 那那不都是我们干的

[00:23:57] 诶对呀

[00:23:59] 诶这回跟那回是大同小异

[00:24:01] 听没有听我的

[00:24:04] 程咬金都安排好了

[00:24:07] 然后回去带了80 名卫队

[00:24:11] 二次来到成亲王府

[00:24:15] 让这13个小孩站了一溜

[00:24:18] 每人脖子上都挂条绳

[00:24:21] 程远进

[00:24:22] 告诉啊

[00:24:23] 开始了啊开始

[00:24:25] 按我的话

[00:24:26] 你们要认真办诶

[00:24:29] 三个小孩低着头

[00:24:31] 撅着小嘴儿

[00:24:32] 好像接受什么惩罚似的

[00:24:35] 程咬金叫人叩门

[00:24:38] 这门砸了有多长时间

[00:24:40] 足能有一小时啊

[00:24:44] 里边耍老猫肉

[00:24:46] 就是不言语

[00:24:48] 他们能把门框都砸掉了

[00:24:50] 后来里头实在没法了

[00:24:53] 从大墙上

[00:24:56] 冒上俩人了

[00:24:57] 探头缩脑往外头看

[00:24:59] 谁呀谁呀

[00:25:02] 哪有这么砸门的

[00:25:04] 程咬金一仰脸

[00:25:06] 诶诶

[00:25:07] 各位

[00:25:08] 我程咬金呢

[00:25:10] 哎呀老千岁是您呢

[00:25:13] 这我们不知道

[00:25:14] 诶没关系没关系

[00:25:17] 王爷在府呢

[00:25:19] 在吧

[00:25:22] 啊

[00:25:22] 在府里头呢

[00:25:24] 你有事儿

[00:25:25] 哎

[00:25:25] 我有一件大事要求见王爷

[00:25:29] 另外呢

[00:25:30] 各位啊

[00:25:31] 你们告诉王爷

[00:25:34] 他要不叫我进去

[00:25:35] 他要后悔一辈子

[00:25:37] 就说有大事儿

[00:25:39] 我必须当面跟他谈清

[00:25:42] 哎

[00:25:43] 哎

[00:25:43] 哎

[00:25:43] 好嘞

[00:25:44] 您稍后片刻

[00:25:47] 报信的人转身奔内宅

[00:25:52] 单说成亲王李道宗啊

[00:25:56] 那心情能好的了吗

[00:26:01] 官职一撸到底儿

[00:26:03] 现在也不算成亲王了

[00:26:08] 功名富贵全没了

[00:26:11] 张美人也没了

[00:26:14] 他是越想越窝囊啊

[00:26:16] 就像发了疯了似的

[00:26:19] 但是那头有皇上给做主

[00:26:22] 他干瞪眼

[00:26:23] 没辙呀

[00:26:24] 他心里不忿

[00:26:28] 连日来

[00:26:28] 他连门都不出

[00:26:31] 有人对他说了

[00:26:32] 薛仁贵二次出山

[00:26:35] 在东门教军场挂上帅印了

[00:26:38] 现在掌握大权呢啊

[00:26:43] 他一想

[00:26:43] 仇家薛仁贵又领兵了

[00:26:46] 就在那天的晚上

[00:26:49] 有个太监来了

[00:26:52] 代表皇上来的

[00:26:54] 告诉李道宗

[00:26:55] 在最近这些日子

[00:26:57] 最好哪儿也别去

[00:27:00] 还是皇上向着他叔叔

[00:27:03] 别的话没谈

[00:27:05] 告诉他

[00:27:06] 深居简出

[00:27:07] 哪儿也别去

[00:27:08] 别惹事儿

[00:27:10] 所以李道宗呢

[00:27:11] 大门都没敢迈

[00:27:14] 但他在屋里正憋气呢

[00:27:16] 听外头砸门声

[00:27:18] 他心惊肉跳

[00:27:20] 一开始告诉手下人别开门

[00:27:22] 别理他

[00:27:24] 后来砸起来

[00:27:25] 没完了

[00:27:27] 李道宗才派人出去看看

[00:27:31] 正这时候

[00:27:31] 报事的进来了

[00:27:33] WHY

[00:27:35] 您猜谁来了

[00:27:37] 鲁国公程咬金来了

[00:27:40] 程咬金头一个大坏蛋

[00:27:44] 别理他

[00:27:46] 就说我不在我们说您在啊

[00:27:51] 啊嘿

[00:27:53] 这饭桶啊

[00:27:55] 他见我干什么

[00:27:58] 我们发现他领着能有100来人吧

[00:28:01] 都是卫队

[00:28:03] 还领了13个小孩

[00:28:06] 那13个小孩

[00:28:08] 就秦英、罗、张那些少国公

[00:28:11] 脖子上都套着绳子

[00:28:13] 看那小孩那意思

[00:28:15] 撅着嘴好像刚哭完似的

[00:28:18] 程小金还说嘛

[00:28:19] 非要当面见您

[00:28:22] 有件大事儿跟您说

[00:28:24] 如果您要不让他进来说

[00:28:26] 您就得后悔一辈子

[00:28:31] 嗯

[00:28:33] 成亲王闻听此言

[00:28:35] 真是左右

[00:28:37] 为难