《小五义 第178集》歌词

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[00:00:03] 气不大头鬼房书安在廊檐底下捆着

[00:00:07] 房书安一想

[00:00:08] 啊

[00:00:09] 妈的

[00:00:09] 妈

[00:00:10] 我的姥姥越打越激烈

[00:00:12] 越打仇口越深呢

[00:00:15] 人家别人没事撒丫子都走了

[00:00:18] 我在这儿捆着

[00:00:19] 这帮贼非拿我出气不可

[00:00:23] 大概别人把我忘了

[00:00:25] 我自己不能把我忘了吗

[00:00:29] 趁着周老剑客在这儿

[00:00:30] 得想法让他把我给救了

[00:00:33] 因此

[00:00:33] 房书安就喊上能

[00:00:35] 能

[00:00:37] 我老天可等等

[00:00:39] 我说两句有

[00:00:41] 谁在那儿炒炒西吧

[00:00:44] 大头

[00:00:44] 鬼房书安舒安娜

[00:00:48] 你怎么不在这儿站着跑

[00:00:50] 那儿呆着去

[00:00:51] 嗯

[00:00:52] 废话

[00:00:53] 我也不乐意

[00:00:54] 我是叫人家抓住了捆在这儿

[00:00:57] 是啊

[00:00:58] 那就捆一会儿吧

[00:01:00] 等我们打完了仗

[00:01:02] 有功夫咱爷俩再谈

[00:01:04] 哎

[00:01:05] 不行

[00:01:06] 到那时候就谈不了了

[00:01:08] 我就归了位啦

[00:01:10] 老爷子的想法先把我救了

[00:01:12] 然后再说吧

[00:01:15] 额

[00:01:15] 先就你这

[00:01:17] 这怎么救呢

[00:01:19] 好

[00:01:19] 我跟郭长达商量商量啊

[00:01:23] 老伙计

[00:01:25] 你把法国安给我发的怎么样

[00:01:28] 什么遭老剑客

[00:01:34] 我大哥你老糊涂了

[00:01:36] 要不就是你占便宜占惯了

[00:01:39] 上嘴唇一碰下嘴唇你倒说的轻巧

[00:01:43] 放

[00:01:43] 防摔

[00:01:45] J 小子竟敢跑到莲花观前来卧底

[00:01:49] 给我们带来这么多的灾难

[00:01:51] 这笔账还没算呢

[00:01:53] 等打完仗我还想扒他的皮

[00:01:56] 别去

[00:01:57] 那多难受啊

[00:02:00] 人哪有那下巴皮的

[00:02:02] 一世三清弟子说这话本身你就违背了教规呀

[00:02:09] 老人答

[00:02:10] 咱像做买卖似的

[00:02:13] 咱讲讲价值

[00:02:15] 如果你能把防暑安放了

[00:02:17] 你提个条件

[00:02:19] 你看怎么样

[00:02:20] 嗯

[00:02:21] 炎火长达

[00:02:24] 心生了一计

[00:02:26] 好啦

[00:02:28] 既然老剑客题在这儿

[00:02:31] 却之不恭

[00:02:34] 我要不答应

[00:02:35] 显见着我这个人太不讲情面

[00:02:39] 但你讲话

[00:02:40] 这得有条件要叫我放他

[00:02:45] 你得叫我砸三个

[00:02:48] 嗯

[00:02:50] 而且我没把你打住

[00:02:52] 那我就放房山

[00:02:55] 好

[00:02:56] 咱这买卖还算做成嘞

[00:03:00] 我就接你三掌

[00:03:04] 你发了房书安怎么样啊

[00:03:08] 老伙计

[00:03:10] 你这不是开玩笑的

[00:03:12] 你看虎嘴白牙

[00:03:14] 当着这么多人的面

[00:03:17] 哪能开玩笑

[00:03:19] 这是真的好嘞

[00:03:24] 那你请过来吧

[00:03:25] 我现在就砸你三当当当当当

[00:03:29] 那我可得把丑话说前边

[00:03:32] 你砸我哪儿

[00:03:34] 我得听清楚

[00:03:37] 如果砸这地方不合适

[00:03:39] 一巴掌继续把我拍死

[00:03:42] 对不对

[00:03:43] 郭长达一笑

[00:03:45] 当然

[00:03:46] 我一定打金奏的地方

[00:03:49] 我揍你的后背

[00:03:51] 你看怎样好嘞

[00:03:53] 这地方选的还真不错

[00:03:55] 哎呀

[00:03:56] 大概我能有六年没洗澡儿了

[00:03:58] 这两天这身上刺痒的要命

[00:04:02] 真叫人锤一锤

[00:04:03] 还真解刺呀

[00:04:05] 好了

[00:04:06] 就打后背吧

[00:04:09] 中国共产党

[00:04:11] 说话算数么

[00:04:13] 打完了三场

[00:04:14] 可得放人呢

[00:04:16] 别打完了

[00:04:17] 你把脸一捧

[00:04:18] 不承认那怎么办

[00:04:21] 无量天尊

[00:04:24] 我刮他拿着莲花门的总门掌

[00:04:27] 也有说话不算之理

[00:04:29] 如果我打过你三掌不放

[00:04:32] 防摔

[00:04:33] 我邻为善住好了

[00:04:36] 别往下说了

[00:04:37] 我相信

[00:04:38] 我相信

[00:04:39] 等等啊

[00:04:40] 我做做准备

[00:04:42] 头发长

[00:04:43] 婚姻本质

[00:04:45] 白瑞

[00:04:46] 大伙儿都听得清清

[00:04:48] 全体走华昌三级

[00:04:51] 老人家

[00:04:53] 你觉得心里有底了

[00:04:56] 嗯

[00:04:56] 差不多

[00:04:58] 我这人挨揍挨惯

[00:05:00] 没短了

[00:05:01] 叫人家拳打脚踢

[00:05:03] 哎

[00:05:04] 试试看吧

[00:05:06] 万一阿

[00:05:08] 万一也没关系

[00:05:10] 您的意思是说

[00:05:11] 万一他把我砸死砸死就砸死

[00:05:14] 还能活103 呢

[00:05:17] 哎

[00:05:18] 我也活够了

[00:05:20] 再者一说还不至于先救人

[00:05:23] 要紧呐

[00:05:25] 方舒安娜是个人才

[00:05:27] 留下对开封府有用

[00:05:31] 至于我嘛

[00:05:32] 老糟头子一个活着死了周一啊

[00:05:38] 尤其我把话都说绝了

[00:05:41] 万无钢楷之理啊

[00:05:44] 给我看着

[00:05:45] 猪肝啊

[00:05:46] 可别丢了

[00:05:48] 把竹竿

[00:05:50] 他把破袋子几类

[00:05:52] 迈步来到郭长达近前

[00:05:54] 然后一转个儿

[00:05:56] 把后背朝着郭长达

[00:05:59] 骑马蹲裆式往这一蹲

[00:06:01] 从表面上看谈笑自然

[00:06:04] 实则不然

[00:06:06] 那里他就遇上气功

[00:06:09] 如果扒光了

[00:06:11] 第一显而易见都化成这后背

[00:06:15] 比平时能高起来两寸

[00:06:20] 就好像气垫儿一样

[00:06:22] 做好了挨打的准备

[00:06:26] 郭长达

[00:06:27] 就问

[00:06:28] 老健康

[00:06:30] 准备的如何啦

[00:06:32] 我可要伸手了

[00:06:33] 请吧

[00:06:35] 额长达薪水

[00:06:37] 咱们俩可没交过手

[00:06:39] 今儿个我算捡了个便宜

[00:06:42] 我这一茬我就把你砸

[00:06:45] 你丑化长有什么能力敢揭我的金连长

[00:06:50] 郭长达想到这

[00:06:51] 噔噔噔噔噔噔噔往下倒退了十几步

[00:06:56] 把袖面高挽胳膊一轮a

[00:07:04] 瑞盛丹田力就看郭长达这胳膊也粗了

[00:07:09] 巴掌也炸了

[00:07:11] 冷不丁往前一窜

[00:07:12] 蹦起来三尺多高

[00:07:15] 连人在巴掌拼命地就是一掌啊

[00:07:26] 三侠五义的人吓得半眼都闭上

[00:07:32] 寻思这一巴掌下去

[00:07:33] 走化成扑通摔倒

[00:07:35] 一口血就喷出来

[00:07:38] 哪知道打得可够狠

[00:07:41] 走

[00:07:42] 画昌的身子稍微摘了一下

[00:07:46] 脚下莲步都没错

[00:07:49] 给停住了

[00:07:52] 走

[00:07:52] 老剑客就讲这个心呢

[00:07:54] 翻了两下嗓子眼儿有点儿发热

[00:07:59] 量内有点儿发热

[00:08:01] 这条脊椎骨

[00:08:03] 就像串了变了似的

[00:08:09] 哎呀

[00:08:09] 走

[00:08:09] 老剑客一响

[00:08:10] 够劲儿啊

[00:08:11] 这个巴掌可够重的

[00:08:14] 总算叫我给闭住了

[00:08:17] 想到这

[00:08:18] 他把身子转过来

[00:08:20] 郭老剑客行

[00:08:23] 这一巴掌打得真过瘾

[00:08:26] 把这六年没洗澡这个劲儿全给我姐过来了

[00:08:31] 还有两下子

[00:08:34] 郭长达一看他真今后啊

[00:08:37] 这回再加把劲儿

[00:08:39] 老火车站好了

[00:08:41] 接我第二场

[00:08:43] 哎呀

[00:08:43] 好累

[00:08:45] 走华昌站

[00:08:47] 这回老头儿运用冤吗

[00:08:52] 到了现在他没成型

[00:08:55] 从小就练功

[00:08:56] 可以说是童子功器

[00:09:00] 将单天单天发育几倍

[00:09:02] 有几倍又凸的后背

[00:09:05] 从后脑瓜勺到屁股槌儿

[00:09:08] 全都叫上劲儿

[00:09:10] 在这儿等着接第二趟

[00:09:13] 郭长达退出一丈多远

[00:09:15] 往前一挺

[00:09:16] 哒哒哒哒

[00:09:21] 又是一档

[00:09:23] 走

[00:09:24] 华堂这回三分一摘歪

[00:09:26] 噔噔噔往前抢了三部

[00:09:29] 可是没趴下

[00:09:32] 虽然说没趴下走

[00:09:34] 花场就觉着这俩眼睛往外鼓

[00:09:39] 嗓子眼儿呼呼冒热气

[00:09:42] 五脏六腑就好像开了锅了似的

[00:09:47] 老头子预感到不妙

[00:09:49] 可能要吐血

[00:09:52] 他赶紧气调丹田往下一压

[00:09:58] 好不容易把这口血压下去了

[00:10:02] 缓了半天劲儿

[00:10:04] 走

[00:10:04] 老剑客才把身子转回两下

[00:10:10] 啦

[00:10:11] 还有一下

[00:10:12] 郭长达

[00:10:13] 别忘了

[00:10:14] 现在就做好准备

[00:10:16] 得把房书安放

[00:10:18] 那是自然

[00:10:20] 你不用操心

[00:10:21] 打完这下我马上就放人好嘞

[00:10:27] 别看走

[00:10:28] 华昌嘴这么说

[00:10:31] 心里有点儿发慌

[00:10:33] 为什么他总觉着第三章

[00:10:37] 有点儿支持不住

[00:10:39] 倘若郭长达还使那么大的劲儿

[00:10:43] 我这口血肯定得喷出来

[00:10:46] 虽然说把房书安救了

[00:10:49] 我这条老命都得搭上

[00:10:52] 哎呀

[00:10:52] 这怎么可事到如今

[00:10:55] 不挨打不行勒

[00:10:57] 话已经说绝了

[00:10:59] 就健走话长舌尖一顶上牙膛

[00:11:02] 叫丹田一力混元气

[00:11:04] 运用天花宝盖闭气功

[00:11:08] 连晃脑袋在摇身子做好准备

[00:11:13] 郭长达也看着

[00:11:15] 心想

[00:11:16] 走

[00:11:16] 华昌

[00:11:17] 你甭美

[00:11:19] 别看你躲过两场

[00:11:22] 这第三掌你是躲不过去

[00:11:26] 我敢说

[00:11:26] 这一场要下去

[00:11:28] 我把你的肺子都能给你震出来

[00:11:33] 这郭长达从来没使过这么大的劲儿

[00:11:38] 再看看

[00:11:39] 就好像下了山的猛虎相似

[00:11:47] 冲到走画昌背后

[00:11:50] 把右转往空中一粒

[00:11:54] 抖

[00:11:54] 丹田喊了一声啊

[00:12:05] 这一张

[00:12:06] 这个香劲儿就甭提了

[00:12:09] 连郭长达都一闭眼

[00:12:13] 为什么

[00:12:15] 他心说

[00:12:15] 这一场我肯定得把走画昌打个五段

[00:12:21] 金蛇随着长利

[00:12:25] 他的心肝脾胃肾都得吐出来

[00:12:31] 但是他感觉到有点儿奇怪

[00:12:34] 这走

[00:12:35] 华长的后背怎么变软乎了

[00:12:39] 好像这一掌拍到面盆里头

[00:12:44] 肉乎乎

[00:12:45] 软乎乎

[00:12:47] 这怎么查呢

[00:12:48] 这

[00:12:50] 难道把它打烂了

[00:12:53] 可他睁眼一看

[00:12:55] 大吃一惊

[00:12:58] 不但她吃惊

[00:13:01] 在场的人无不惊骇

[00:13:06] 原来人们

[00:13:07] 全神贯注

[00:13:10] 光看这第三章

[00:13:12] 莲花观的背替郭长达使劲

[00:13:17] 三侠五义的人替老剑客走华昌担心

[00:13:23] 谁也没注意周围的变化

[00:13:27] 就在郭长达举起第三章的时候

[00:13:32] 墙上来俩和尚

[00:13:35] 这俩和尚一个比一个怕

[00:13:41] 内坨最大的煤400斤

[00:13:44] 也差不多少

[00:13:47] 这俩出家人是谁呀

[00:13:50] 头一个

[00:13:52] 就是河南登封嵩山少林总院的老三当家的

[00:14:00] 疯僧醉菩提

[00:14:03] 凌空长老

[00:14:06] 在凌空的后面

[00:14:08] 就是北侠保宋罗汉欧阳春

[00:14:14] 你看这两位赶到

[00:14:18] 原来欧阳春在两个月以前

[00:14:23] 跟凌空老和尚结伴到辽东朝圣

[00:14:29] 据说在辽东

[00:14:32] 有不少名胜古迹

[00:14:34] 最著名的就是千朵莲花山

[00:14:40] 这块儿有一个道德高深的老当家的

[00:14:45] 此人人送绰悍

[00:14:49] 有边北神魔

[00:14:52] 100多岁

[00:14:54] 讲经说法超出一般

[00:14:57] 而且武艺绝伦

[00:15:00] 凌空和欧阳春跟人家一谈话

[00:15:05] 觉着长了不少知识

[00:15:08] 因此就在山上住了一个月零四天

[00:15:14] 后来

[00:15:16] 人家莲花山的事情也忙

[00:15:19] 这老二位才起身告辞

[00:15:23] 赶奔东京

[00:15:27] 等走到新郑一带

[00:15:30] 突然听见东京的消息

[00:15:34] 白芸瑞摊了官司

[00:15:37] 三国就被杀了

[00:15:40] 马王爷

[00:15:41] 赵德芳丢了

[00:15:44] 这两位高僧是大吃了一惊

[00:15:49] 凌空细心呢

[00:15:52] 找着不少人

[00:15:53] 一了解情况就知道了个大概

[00:15:58] 他跟欧阳春一商议

[00:16:00] 咱们回来的正是时候

[00:16:03] 干脆

[00:16:04] 我也不回少林寺

[00:16:06] 你也别回相国寺

[00:16:09] 咱们二人结伴赶奔莲花观

[00:16:13] 按住各位英雄一臂之力

[00:16:17] 其实凌空啊

[00:16:19] 是担心徒弟白芸瑞

[00:16:23] 就这样

[00:16:23] 他们来

[00:16:25] 来早了

[00:16:27] 不如来瞧了

[00:16:29] 二位高僧在墙上往下一看

[00:16:33] 就明白是怎么回事儿

[00:16:36] 凌空一瞅

[00:16:38] 心中暗想

[00:16:39] 走画昌啊

[00:16:41] 走话长

[00:16:42] 你这是不要命

[00:16:45] 郭长达

[00:16:45] 这第三场再砸下去

[00:16:48] 焉有你的命在

[00:16:51] 在说话已经来不及了

[00:16:54] 凌空这人也诙谐

[00:16:57] 他也没跟欧阳春打个招呼

[00:17:00] 把大肚子一甩扔

[00:17:04] 他跳起来

[00:17:05] 用自己庞大的身躯挡住丑化他

[00:17:11] 就接了郭长达的第三长

[00:17:16] 由于他身上的肉太厚

[00:17:19] 所以郭长达感觉好像这一掌拍的面缸里头

[00:17:26] 但他睁眼一看

[00:17:28] 吓得吸了口冷气

[00:17:31] 过两天蹲

[00:17:35] 阿弥陀佛

[00:17:37] 哎呦

[00:17:38] 喝

[00:17:39] 这一仗打得真舒服啊

[00:17:41] 呵呵

[00:17:46] 郭老剑客久违了

[00:17:49] 可认识贫僧

[00:17:55] 郭长达噔噔噔倒退了几步

[00:17:59] 这个傻的呢

[00:18:01] 他真没想到临空来得这么凑巧

[00:18:06] 这时

[00:18:07] 欧阳春也跳到院里了

[00:18:11] 三侠五义的人一看

[00:18:14] 这俩大和尚一来可真是帮了大忙

[00:18:20] 真好比旱苗遇上了春雨

[00:18:24] 众人全围拢观

[00:18:28] 凌空老和尚一摆手

[00:18:30] 各位啊

[00:18:32] 现在不是谈话的时候

[00:18:35] 哎

[00:18:37] 你们大家都在旁边歇歇

[00:18:40] 我跟郭长达有几件事情交代

[00:18:46] 这时候

[00:18:47] 玉面小达摩、白云瑞也过来了

[00:18:51] 是吗

[00:18:51] 起来吧

[00:18:53] 嗯

[00:18:54] 无用的东西

[00:18:57] 竟因为你身上叫人操心

[00:19:01] 完了我再跟你算账

[00:19:05] 邹化昌也过来了

[00:19:08] 满面赔笑

[00:19:10] 老罗汉

[00:19:11] 你可帮了我的大忙

[00:19:14] 替我挨了第三档

[00:19:17] 要没有您

[00:19:18] 大概我这条老命可够呛

[00:19:22] 至于那么厉害吗

[00:19:25] 我这人天生就爱挨打

[00:19:29] 这第三掌揍得还挺舒服

[00:19:33] 老健康

[00:19:34] 您图什么叫他揍你啊

[00:19:37] 我围着是旧房数

[00:19:38] 按这三场打过之后

[00:19:41] 他必须得把房租安放

[00:19:44] 哦

[00:19:45] 原来如此

[00:19:47] 那好吧

[00:19:48] 我就把这事儿替您给办了啊

[00:19:53] 说着凌空点手唤郭长达

[00:19:57] 老剑客

[00:19:58] 你愣什么呢

[00:19:59] 难道不认识贫僧骂

[00:20:03] 其实

[00:20:03] 郭长达能不认识他吗

[00:20:06] 方才是又羞又恼

[00:20:10] 先说秃驴

[00:20:12] 你又不来

[00:20:14] 我就要了邹化昌的命

[00:20:17] 谁让你替结账来的

[00:20:20] 把自己的手腕子震得又酸又麻

[00:20:24] 前功尽弃

[00:20:26] 但是她可不敢得罪凌空

[00:20:29] 他知道这是少林八大名僧的第三位

[00:20:34] 那功夫太高

[00:20:38] 因此

[00:20:38] 郭长达心里不满意

[00:20:41] 表面上还得陪笑无量天尊

[00:20:47] 老罗汉

[00:20:48] 原来是您

[00:20:50] 您可真爱开玩笑

[00:20:53] 刚才把频道我吓了一跳

[00:20:57] 附贫僧冒昧

[00:21:00] 我也不知道你们是为什么

[00:21:03] 恐怕出人命

[00:21:05] 因此用我的渐趋接了老剑客一掌

[00:21:11] 老剑客可海涵呢

[00:21:13] 刚才我听走画昌说

[00:21:16] 你们演的这出戏主要为旧房书案

[00:21:21] 那好吧

[00:21:22] 我相信郭老剑客说话算数

[00:21:26] 现在就把人给放了吧

[00:21:31] 郭长达就赢了

[00:21:33] 觉得这个事儿有点儿不服气

[00:21:36] 凌空老和尚不错

[00:21:40] 但是我跟走画昌打得赌

[00:21:43] 没您老人家的事儿

[00:21:45] 我得揍他班长

[00:21:47] 他能接得住我才能放人

[00:21:50] 不然我不能放

[00:21:52] 哎哎

[00:21:54] 郭长达

[00:21:56] 你可别忘了你的身份呢

[00:21:59] 你是莲花门的总门长

[00:22:04] 如果你要觉着不服气

[00:22:06] 就打我三掌

[00:22:08] 你看如何