《三侠剑077集》歌词

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[00:00:01] 圣樱大战

[00:00:03] 韩莽人跟兽斗

[00:00:08] 惊心动魄

[00:00:12] 那说有这事儿

[00:00:15] 您别忘了

[00:00:16] 世界之大

[00:00:18] 无奇不有

[00:00:21] 您看看那奥秘

[00:00:23] 上帝杂志都是人们想象不到的都有

[00:00:29] 男人生孩子

[00:00:32] 狼孩儿

[00:00:33] 熊孩儿

[00:00:34] 等等等离奇古怪的事情时有发生

[00:00:40] 所以啊

[00:00:41] 您甭开睇噶

[00:00:44] 闲言少叙

[00:00:46] 书归正文

[00:00:48] 圣婴竭尽全力

[00:00:51] 会斗汉莽

[00:00:54] 又冷又累啊

[00:00:56] 第三次进韩景阿胜赢就支持不住了

[00:01:01] 就觉着一阵三星想要呕吐

[00:01:06] 两条腿要抽筋儿

[00:01:09] 这刀都要举不起来了

[00:01:11] 圣婴心里一翻个儿

[00:01:13] 我命休一完了

[00:01:19] 到了这时候他还想呢

[00:01:21] 死了就死了

[00:01:22] 死了死了

[00:01:24] 一死全了

[00:01:26] 活着还不如死了

[00:01:28] 多伤心哪

[00:01:31] 活着的心都操碎了

[00:01:33] 有什么意思

[00:01:36] 他心里正在胡思乱想的时候

[00:01:39] 突然发现这个水就一栋华

[00:01:45] 叶成龙赶到了

[00:01:48] 在水里不能说话

[00:01:50] 看着又不真切

[00:01:53] 她也不知来的这人是谁

[00:01:55] 五官貌相看不清

[00:01:58] 就发现在掌中行着特凉特凉

[00:02:01] 一口宝剑宝剑太亮

[00:02:07] 就借着宝剑一挥

[00:02:08] 猛刺韩猛

[00:02:12] 你看圣婴的刀砍不动

[00:02:14] J 保健可真快啊

[00:02:16] 图这家给杵进去了

[00:02:19] 这家喊忙可不敢了

[00:02:20] 疼痛难忍

[00:02:24] 叫唤

[00:02:24] 他是不会叫唤哇

[00:02:28] 一翻个儿

[00:02:29] 这水就涨起来了

[00:02:33] 在外边的人一看这井水胡茂起一丈多高

[00:02:38] 哎呀

[00:02:39] 发水了啊

[00:02:41] 大伙全散开了

[00:02:43] 紧跟着水落下去

[00:02:47] 叶成龙

[00:02:49] 运用水下的独到功夫

[00:02:52] 三转两转

[00:02:53] 妇幼意见从腮帮时候

[00:02:58] 怪忙一翻个

[00:03:00] 谁又往上一掌冒出了不少圣婴

[00:03:05] 一看得了

[00:03:06] 救了

[00:03:06] 我来了

[00:03:07] 援手了

[00:03:08] 圣婴精神为之振奋

[00:03:11] 加入战团

[00:03:13] 协助叶盛龙一把鱼鳞紫金刀

[00:03:17] 一口湛卢宝剑

[00:03:20] 这马可倒了霉

[00:03:23] 圣婴砍他身上砍不动

[00:03:25] 扎开眼睛是现成儿的

[00:03:27] 三五这两五折铺一刀从左眼给捅进去了

[00:03:33] 紧跟着

[00:03:34] 叶成龙在嗓子眼儿使了个大魔头

[00:03:37] 这一保健学歇半拉脑袋了

[00:03:43] 这把还没死

[00:03:44] 还觉得呢

[00:03:47] 叶成龙三下五除二噗嗤噗嗤噗嗤噗嗤捅了11 件脑袋

[00:03:54] 都给它砍碎了

[00:03:56] 最后不动了

[00:03:58] 鳞片也掉下来了

[00:04:00] 圣婴还没忘

[00:04:02] 伸手抄起三片莽林

[00:04:07] 一个忙也死了

[00:04:08] 拉住叶成龙的手

[00:04:11] 你拽着我我拽着你

[00:04:13] 虽然彼此

[00:04:15] 说不了话

[00:04:17] 声音也不知他是谁

[00:04:20] 但是知道是自己的人双双回到井下

[00:04:26] 等圣婴露出上半身的高声喊

[00:04:29] 喝

[00:04:29] 明儿三胎快放绳子

[00:04:35] 这回声音声音洪亮

[00:04:39] 跟前者还截然不同了

[00:04:42] 来了来了三大爷

[00:04:44] 我的三大爷

[00:04:46] 我一个人的三大爷

[00:04:49] 乐的他不知道说什么好了

[00:04:51] 非抓吸血去

[00:04:53] 把两个人系上来拽上来之后啊

[00:04:58] 大家全围拢上来

[00:05:01] 圣婴把三片莽林高高举过头顶

[00:05:06] 各位上眼刷扔到闵世琼脚下

[00:05:12] 明日穷一开啊

[00:05:17] 顿时没词儿了

[00:05:20] 这才叫心服口服

[00:05:22] 哎呀

[00:05:25] 心说真了不起呀

[00:05:28] 看来是大获成功

[00:05:30] 我得问问怎么回事儿

[00:05:32] 连群贼都围拢上来了

[00:05:36] 圣樱叶成龙边换衣服边讲水下的情况

[00:05:41] 一五一十全都说了

[00:05:44] 说完了之后

[00:05:45] 大火如同身临其境

[00:05:47] 无不惊骇

[00:05:50] 震八方林士佩敏德润闵德俊飞天鼠秦尤过街鼠柳遇春稻粱黍崔通等等等咬碎槽牙啊啊啊

[00:06:05] 老皮肤真能活呀

[00:06:08] 唉

[00:06:10] 真没死

[00:06:12] 这脸叫他露的

[00:06:15] 圣婴换好衣服

[00:06:17] 恢复了一会儿

[00:06:18] 问闵世琼

[00:06:20] 大债主

[00:06:22] 这帐怎么算

[00:06:25] A 劳民工

[00:06:27] 我一项说话算数

[00:06:29] 第二阵我认输

[00:06:32] 你们赢了

[00:06:35] 镖局的人热烈鼓掌

[00:06:39] 民事熊强打精神

[00:06:41] 各位各位请回去休息

[00:06:45] 现在就开饭

[00:06:50] 要回到东平大寨内院儿里头东西廊下

[00:06:55] 大家做好

[00:06:57] 这才开饭

[00:06:59] 这段时间是休息的时间啊

[00:07:03] 大家有空谈谈心了

[00:07:05] 圣婴这才问叶成龙

[00:07:08] 小兄弟你是谁

[00:07:10] 叶成龙

[00:07:11] 你报名把老师那封信再次取出来

[00:07:15] 让圣婴观看

[00:07:17] 圣婴一开始老师的亲笔属性

[00:07:20] 赶紧把信高高举过头顶

[00:07:23] 倒身下拜恩师弟子给您磕头了

[00:07:29] 假名一波脑袋挨

[00:07:32] 他老师在哪儿呢

[00:07:34] 我三大给谁磕头呢

[00:07:36] 杨香武霸打他后脑勺一巴掌

[00:07:39] 你懂个屁

[00:07:41] 建信如同见着老师

[00:07:44] 这叫礼貌

[00:07:45] 你明白吗啊

[00:07:47] 那么回事儿

[00:07:48] 我说呢

[00:07:49] 老师在哪呢

[00:07:52] 圣婴磕完头

[00:07:54] 拜读了老师的舒心

[00:07:56] 看完全明白啦

[00:07:58] 祝叶成龙的手

[00:08:00] 兄弟谢谢你我谢谢你

[00:08:05] 要没有你鼎力相助

[00:08:07] 小胸命丧多时了

[00:08:11] 叶成龙一看

[00:08:12] 三哥

[00:08:13] 咱是一师之徒啊

[00:08:16] 你怎么还客气

[00:08:18] 我给您帮忙理所应该的

[00:08:22] 圣婴把大伙儿叫过来

[00:08:24] 逐个做了介绍

[00:08:25] 其实圣经不介绍呢

[00:08:27] 大伙儿也知道叶成龙是谁了

[00:08:30] 叶成龙也坐的前排

[00:08:33] 大家边吃边喝

[00:08:36] 要想吃上的

[00:08:37] 谁也不如傻小的孟金龙、孟金龙这会儿也不说话

[00:08:42] 什么也听不见

[00:08:43] 俩眼睛瞪得溜圆的盯着盘子和碗和筷子

[00:08:48] 哪有肉拿着冰

[00:08:50] 这位是真馋呢

[00:08:52] 甩开腮帮子颠起大槽牙露了个沟满壕平

[00:08:58] 一个人盯十个人吃

[00:09:01] 大伙看着也不敢了

[00:09:03] 时间不大

[00:09:05] 吃饱喝足了

[00:09:06] 残疾撤下

[00:09:08] 茶水点心摆上来了

[00:09:12] 院儿里头戳灯立灯照如白昼一般

[00:09:16] 您是穷着在说话啊

[00:09:22] 是大家休息呢

[00:09:24] 是比赛继续进行呢

[00:09:28] 如果说休息

[00:09:29] 咱们萧金台有的是房子

[00:09:32] 大家到迎宾馆下榻

[00:09:35] 如果说都有精神

[00:09:38] 愿意接茬比

[00:09:40] 尤其是黑天又凉快

[00:09:43] 大伙儿精神头儿又足

[00:09:46] 那咱就接茬往下来

[00:09:48] 大家的意思是呢

[00:09:49] 接长比接着比通宵达旦

[00:09:55] 李志雄一看好

[00:09:57] 两方都没有意见

[00:09:59] 接茬笔试进行时

[00:10:02] 阵赌输赢第三阵

[00:10:07] 再看这第三阵

[00:10:08] 一开始在闵世琼身后第六排站起撒大个儿

[00:10:17] 这仨大个儿在那坐着

[00:10:19] 你看不出来

[00:10:20] 这一站起来

[00:10:21] 嗯引起轰动

[00:10:24] 都出了汗

[00:10:26] 晃晃悠悠跟闲到神相似

[00:10:30] 来到院子当中占病

[00:10:34] 借着火把的光辉

[00:10:36] 看得真真切切一瞅

[00:10:37] 这三位就不是汉族

[00:10:41] 他怎么知道呢

[00:10:43] 一个长相不太一样

[00:10:46] 衣着更不一样

[00:10:50] 一个上了年纪的两个年轻的上年纪

[00:10:55] 这主儿稍微料错了

[00:10:57] 那么一点儿

[00:10:58] 比内俩年轻的矮的能有一寸左右说

[00:11:02] 上年纪啊

[00:11:04] 也就在四十七八岁

[00:11:06] 宽宽的肩膀厚厚的

[00:11:08] 腰身是膀大腰圆

[00:11:11] 肚大腰憨呢

[00:11:14] 胳膊上的那个鸡肉咖喱嘎巴根铁筷子差不多

[00:11:18] 少光着

[00:11:20] 膀子跟披着铁甲相似

[00:11:24] 长着歪

[00:11:25] 穿着牛皮

[00:11:26] 坎肩儿就牛皮马甲

[00:11:30] 三层牛皮落在一起下

[00:11:34] 边儿穿着皮裤

[00:11:36] 蹬着牛皮靴

[00:11:39] 腰里系着

[00:11:40] 腰里硬

[00:11:42] 腰里硬是一种板带胸脯鼓鼓着

[00:11:46] 胸前平后的黑毛

[00:11:50] 往脸上一看这

[00:11:51] 上面记得四方大脸

[00:11:56] 这四方大脸都出了号

[00:11:59] 好像铁撮子就铁簸箕立在他脑袋上差不多少

[00:12:05] 两道蹙眉

[00:12:07] 一对细眼

[00:12:09] 肿眼泡儿大趴

[00:12:11] 鼻子嘴唇翻翻着

[00:12:13] 满嘴大板牙

[00:12:15] 左边耳朵上耳带金环

[00:12:19] 浙大金环那跟烧饼差不多

[00:12:22] 少把耳朵坠出多长

[00:12:25] 伸出手的跟蒲扇相似

[00:12:28] 都带着护腕

[00:12:30] 怪肉横生

[00:12:32] 二目露着凶光

[00:12:34] 你俩年轻人都随他

[00:12:37] 不过比他个头还猛

[00:12:40] 能在二十五六岁左右

[00:12:44] 都是牛皮坎肩

[00:12:46] 牛皮裤

[00:12:46] 牛皮靴一零

[00:12:50] 大伙看罢多时

[00:12:52] 议论纷纷

[00:12:54] 不知道这第三阵怎么个比法

[00:12:58] 就建上了年纪

[00:12:59] 那位首先发言

[00:13:02] 因为他不是汉族

[00:13:04] 说的也不是普通话

[00:13:07] 您不仔细听啊

[00:13:08] 还听不清他说的是什么

[00:13:11] 可你要仔细听啊

[00:13:13] 也能懂他的意思

[00:13:16] 咱们呢

[00:13:17] 为了使您平地清楚

[00:13:19] 像不像做比成样

[00:13:23] 哎

[00:13:24] 咱们就学着说一遍

[00:13:26] 这上面记的是这么说的

[00:13:32] 饿了嗨

[00:13:33] 是怎么回事儿大伙儿不清楚

[00:13:36] 听那意思就好像普通人说呀

[00:13:39] 待一个大惊叹号是叫大伙儿留神注意的意思

[00:13:47] 嗯

[00:13:49] 我是北口沙燕领来的

[00:13:54] 我的名字叫巴拉拉喊大伙儿都乐了

[00:14:01] 谁说这什么名儿耷拉憨有名儿就行

[00:14:06] 接茬往下听

[00:14:08] 背后站这俩人是我俩儿子大忙牛二忙牛

[00:14:16] 大伙一听哇

[00:14:17] 哎哟了

[00:14:18] 心说真跟内牛差不多

[00:14:20] 少大莽牛二忙牛

[00:14:24] 这第三场比赛是我们爷仨的

[00:14:30] 比什么比摔跤摔跤

[00:14:34] 大伙懂不懂啊

[00:14:36] 就是脚豆

[00:14:39] 我们请请13 省组镖局的哪一位耗财买脸你下下场跟我们爷仨摔一跤

[00:14:50] 不论把我们爷仨当中

[00:14:52] 谁给赢了

[00:14:53] 这第三阵你算赢了

[00:14:56] 我们算输了

[00:14:58] 你随便挑

[00:15:00] 随便选

[00:15:02] 我话就说完了

[00:15:05] 大伙听清楚没有

[00:15:09] 他哪像我说的这么清楚

[00:15:11] 咱们简短节说

[00:15:13] 他说了六遍

[00:15:15] 大伙儿把这六遍加在一块儿哦

[00:15:19] 这才听明白

[00:15:21] 要不这个语言要不同他费劲呢

[00:15:26] 总镖局100多人都听清了

[00:15:31] 一听贺骄傲呢

[00:15:33] 摔跤摔呗

[00:15:36] 那么谁过去摔

[00:15:39] 假名冒坏水儿

[00:15:42] 回头一看

[00:15:43] 孟金龙在那睡着了

[00:15:49] 什么原因呢

[00:15:50] 这位啊

[00:15:50] 心里没事儿

[00:15:51] 头脑简单四肢发达

[00:15:55] 大脑贫乏

[00:15:56] 吃得饱睡得着

[00:15:58] 刚才吃的也是太多点儿了

[00:16:01] 再加上到了半夜了人困马乏

[00:16:05] 哎

[00:16:05] 吃饱了他就睡着勒

[00:16:08] 假名很难进

[00:16:09] 捅了他一下

[00:16:11] 孟金龙打了个激灵

[00:16:13] 把眼睁开

[00:16:15] 小小的你干什么

[00:16:18] 我大小码

[00:16:20] 我说你真是个饭桶

[00:16:22] 吃得饱

[00:16:23] 睡得着啊

[00:16:24] 什么节骨眼儿

[00:16:25] 你还有心思睡觉呢

[00:16:27] 不睡觉干什么

[00:16:28] 你看见这仨大哥没哦

[00:16:32] 呃

[00:16:33] 比我个儿还大耶

[00:16:35] 对刚才人仨人儿说那话你听见没听着我睡着了睡着了

[00:16:43] 人家啥人管你叫耗叫你出马要跟你摔跤你懂不

[00:16:51] 一听说要摔跤

[00:16:53] 孟金龙来了精神

[00:16:55] 呵呵

[00:16:56] 跟我摔跤啊

[00:16:57] 对啊

[00:16:58] 指名点姓叫你大小子

[00:17:01] 你看大伙儿都瞅着你呢

[00:17:03] 你还不下场来吃饭喽

[00:17:09] 孟金龙啊

[00:17:10] 真是个半吊子

[00:17:10] 250 推桌子站起来跟圣婴打过招呼

[00:17:16] 迈大步

[00:17:17] 噔噔噔噔噔噔

[00:17:20] 来到三人面前没伸手的时候

[00:17:24] 孟金龙为他们爷儿仨转了两圈

[00:17:29] 一边儿看一边儿了

[00:17:31] 嘿嘿嘿

[00:17:34] 怎么长得比我个儿还高

[00:17:35] Aa 呃

[00:17:37] 行行行行啊

[00:17:40] 你们谁想跟我摔跤

[00:17:44] 上年纪哒啦

[00:17:45] 罕撇着嘴看了看他

[00:17:48] A

[00:17:50] 我们爷仨陪你摔跤

[00:17:54] 那怎么说呀

[00:17:55] 你们仨

[00:17:56] 我一个呢

[00:17:58] 怎么个说法

[00:17:59] 哎

[00:17:59] 不是这样子

[00:18:01] 你随便挑一个

[00:18:03] 挑哪个都可以陪着你睡

[00:18:07] 哦哦

[00:18:07] 我随便挑一个好嘞

[00:18:11] 挺呃

[00:18:12] 你上年纪了

[00:18:14] 我不累

[00:18:15] 跟老头儿伸手找个年轻的吧啊

[00:18:20] 就你啦

[00:18:23] 他用手一指

[00:18:24] 是谁啊

[00:18:24] 正事儿忙

[00:18:25] 牛二忙牛点了点头

[00:18:29] 回头告诉他

[00:18:31] 哥他爹把厂子闪开

[00:18:36] 内爷俩躲到旁边去了

[00:18:39] 再看二氓牛

[00:18:42] 两腿叉开

[00:18:43] 抱着肩膀撇着嘴

[00:18:45] 往孟金龙面前一站

[00:18:48] 来吧

[00:18:50] 二氓牛陪着你睡

[00:18:53] 哎哎哎

[00:18:53] 行啊

[00:18:55] 来甩

[00:18:57] 孟金龙不会摔跤的

[00:19:00] 过去一抓人家倒霉了

[00:19:04] 就叫二氓牛往旁边一闪身碰一把抓住孟金龙D 尖头底下一个破瓣儿

[00:19:13] 身子一转个到杯口的垮

[00:19:19] 把孟金龙啊

[00:19:20] 摔出一丈多远去

[00:19:24] 您说多大的劲儿

[00:19:25] 把地下的方砖砸碎了八块

[00:19:30] 这下把孟金龙给摔的眼前金星直冒

[00:19:34] 脑袋嗡嗡直响

[00:19:35] 哎哟

[00:19:36] 我的妈

[00:19:37] 小子

[00:19:37] 你敢甩我二次站起来

[00:19:41] 扑奔二氓牛二忙牛往下一哈腰

[00:19:45] 啪啪伸出正手

[00:19:49] 使了个穿裆长

[00:19:52] 在这个当下的手伸过去

[00:19:55] 啪一抱她的左腿

[00:19:57] 右手一推

[00:19:59] 他地狡辩

[00:20:00] 往后扔

[00:20:02] 这招玩的这个漂亮啊

[00:20:08] 孟金龙在人肩膀上就着起脑瓜

[00:20:12] 正好戳在地上

[00:20:14] 垮屏碎了一块砖

[00:20:18] 把孟金龙给摔的北都找不着了啊

[00:20:21] 站起来往回就跑啊

[00:20:23] 哒哒哒哒哒哒

[00:20:24] 哒哒迈步来到假名近前

[00:20:28] 把巴掌轮起来

[00:20:29] 啪啪给金头虎来个耳擂子把假名字的脑袋

[00:20:35] 一不楞

[00:20:36] 要不是有金钟罩铁布衫

[00:20:39] 这下把脑袋给削扁了

[00:20:42] 假名就急了

[00:20:43] 而且你怎么打我小小子就你出的损主意

[00:20:50] 我睡得好好的教你教我摔跤

[00:20:53] 这个号没费事儿

[00:20:55] 叫他摔我俩跟头

[00:20:58] 要不是我长得结实非摔死不可

[00:21:02] 贾明一听可气坏了大小码

[00:21:05] 你小子是真笨

[00:21:08] 原来我以为你有两下子

[00:21:11] 现在我才发现你一下毒一下你啊

[00:21:16] 你在旁边呆着去吧

[00:21:18] 你看我的

[00:21:20] 我的假名还来劲儿了拍案而起

[00:21:24] 来到圣经面前

[00:21:26] 三大爷我去摔跤

[00:21:30] 哎哟

[00:21:30] 真是没想到假名比滑的还滑

[00:21:35] 这勇气从哪来的不清楚

[00:21:39] 大家报以热烈的掌声啊

[00:21:44] 给贾鸣鼓劲儿

[00:21:47] 你说这假名是傻呀还是尖

[00:21:50] 大伙一鼓掌

[00:21:51] 把他美的鼻涕泡都出来了

[00:21:54] 谢谢

[00:21:55] 谢谢他频频向大家招手

[00:22:00] 尚英非常喜欢他孩儿啊

[00:22:04] 千万多加谨慎啊

[00:22:06] 三大爷

[00:22:07] 你放心

[00:22:09] 我要亲自出马准胜无疑

[00:22:12] 这第三阵咱爷们算赢了

[00:22:17] 说着话

[00:22:17] 一转身来到二莽牛劲前

[00:22:22] 二氓牛

[00:22:23] 不知道他们说什么

[00:22:26] 一看来了个丑八怪

[00:22:30] 还得哈腰低头瞅他二妈牛一看这什么玩意儿变的小个儿不大

[00:22:36] 没有三块豆腐

[00:22:37] 高一张大麻子脸麻子套麻子

[00:22:41] 麻子罗麻子

[00:22:43] 三环套月的麻子

[00:22:44] 嘿嘿

[00:22:46] 简直都开了杂货铺

[00:22:49] 一对**眼儿还烂眼圈折鼻梁的翻鼻子头儿鲶鱼嘴扇风的耳朵要多难看多难看

[00:22:59] 俩胳膊带班儿俩腿带圈腆着草包肚子呀

[00:23:05] 拽呀

[00:23:05] 拽的

[00:23:06] 这是个什么玩意儿

[00:23:08] 往身后看

[00:23:10] 还背着一条冰人

[00:23:12] 是条大珠子

[00:23:15] 其实不是锥子

[00:23:16] 是一字镔铁杵

[00:23:21] 二氓牛看完了

[00:23:23] 呵呵呵呵

[00:23:24] 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

[00:23:29] 他这一了假名机了

[00:23:31] 乐什么呢啊

[00:23:34] 你看我长得好看对不

[00:23:37] 你长得难看

[00:23:39] 我还没见过这么难看的

[00:23:42] 你究竟是什么东西遍地假名

[00:23:46] 一听

[00:23:47] 把脑子一步了

[00:23:48] 哎哟

[00:23:49] 可把我骂哭了

[00:23:52] 我这小子还会骂人呐

[00:23:55] 我晓得难看

[00:23:57] 好看都没有用

[00:23:59] 今天分上下论高低

[00:24:03] 我非把你摔死不可