《One Day》歌词

[00:00:00] One Day (有一天) (《土拨鼠日》音乐剧插曲) - Andy Karl/Tim Minchin/Barrett Doss

[00:00:01] Written by：Tim Minchin

[00:00:01] I was brought up in taffeta dresses

[00:00:05] And taught to be pretty and precious

[00:00:07] And spending my playtimes with plastic princesses

[00:00:10] Who all had these bodies

[00:00:11] Just utterly ludicrous

[00:00:13] Minuscule waists and huge boobs and it's

[00:00:16] All nippleless and no pubes

[00:00:18] And no creases

[00:00:18] I mean Jesus

[00:00:19] It's pretty confusing

[00:00:22] Especially at six

[00:00:24] In that fairy tale world

[00:00:26] All the girls end up happy ever after

[00:00:29] Wooing their knights in shining armor

[00:00:32] But some nights down the track

[00:00:34] You can bet they'll be trapped

[00:00:35] Spending nights in shining armor

[00:00:40] While their knights spend their nights at a bar

[00:00:43] Or at a ball with some harlot

[00:00:44] I'm not bitter

[00:00:45] It's just better that I don't fall for all that

[00:00:47] Romantic bullsh*t now that I'm older

[00:00:52] Although I don't mind

[00:00:53] The thought of being tossed over a shoulder

[00:00:56] And trotted off to a mansion

[00:00:57] By some ruggedly handsome

[00:00:59] Man in a fireman helmet

[00:01:01] And have him just use me for sex

[00:01:06] As I say it's a little complex

[00:01:12] One day some day

[00:01:16] My prince may come

[00:01:18] But it doesn't seem likely

[00:01:20] And even if he came and he liked me

[00:01:24] It's likely he'd be

[00:01:26] Not quite my type

[00:01:29] Some day they say

[00:01:32] He'll come riding up on the back of a horse

[00:01:36] But of course I'm allergic to horses

[00:01:40] How will I tell him

[00:01:42] He'll just have to sell him

[00:01:48] I went to school with a girl

[00:01:50] I remember her well

[00:01:52] She was pretty smart

[00:01:53] And pretty as hell

[00:01:54] Her folks had a farm

[00:01:56] But she wouldn't stay of course

[00:01:57] She wanted prince charming

[00:01:59] So she went to LA of course

[00:02:01] Managed to seduce

[00:02:02] Famous actor or producer

[00:02:04] Shacked up in a house in the hills

[00:02:06] With a cat and a juicer

[00:02:08] And a fancy car and a tennis court

[00:02:11] But the guy wasn't quite the catch

[00:02:13] She thought she'd caught

[00:02:15] He treats her like trash and then

[00:02:17] You know the drill

[00:02:18] Takes his cat and his cash

[00:02:20] And finds some younger girl

[00:02:22] So she's left with this stupid corvette

[00:02:25] And an empty swimming pool which she fills with regret

[00:02:30] Smart girl but kind of dumb

[00:02:33] And I'd rather be lonely than sit on my fanny

[00:02:37] Waiting for my prince to come

[00:02:42] One day some day

[00:02:45] He'll come sweeping in and sweep me off my feet

[00:02:49] And spend the next four decades wanting to cheat on me

[00:02:53] Getting less handsome

[00:02:55] And fighting his dragons

[00:03:01] He'd know what to wear

[00:03:03] He'd have a full head of hair

[00:03:05] And his eyes would be brown or blue or green

[00:03:08] Well I don't care

[00:03:09] And his body would be toned

[00:03:11] With those pecs like you get at the gym

[00:03:14] But he won't spend all his time at the gym

[00:03:17] And he'll love reading books

[00:03:19] He'll be an excellent cook

[00:03:21] He'll be good looking but not too aware of his looks

[00:03:25] He'll be tender but tough

[00:03:27] And smart but not smug

[00:03:29] And attentive but not fawning

[00:03:30] And he'll smell good in the morning

[00:03:32] And he'll dance

[00:03:35] And like hiking

[00:03:36] And baking and biking

[00:03:38] I'm not picky I just ask

[00:03:40] That he likes me and I like him

[00:03:42] And I'd rather be alone

[00:03:44] If the only other option

[00:03:46] Is succumb and settle down

[00:03:47] With some condescending clown

[00:03:50] With a great rating from some dating service

[00:03:53] Some self professing Mr Perfect

[00:03:55] Another narcissistic legend

[00:03:57] Made a million out of hedge funds

[00:03:59] Another sexually ineffectual

[00:04:01] Self obsessing Metrosexuals

[00:04:03] Pseudointellectual

[00:04:05] Getting drunk and existential

[00:04:08] Every time the steelers lose a game

[00:04:12] Thanks but perhaps some other day

[00:04:19] One day some day

[00:04:22] My prince may come

[00:04:24] But I won't hold my breath

[00:04:26] There's only divorcees and weirdos left

[00:04:30] And weird is fine

[00:04:32] But not all the time

[00:04:35] One day some day

[00:04:38] My prince will come

[00:04:40] So the fairy tales said

[00:04:42] Thirty years later it's still in my head

[00:04:46] That if I screw a frog

[00:04:48] I will wake in a four poster bed

[00:05:12] There was a day with a girl

[00:05:13] I remember it well

[00:05:16] Her name was

[00:05:17] Janine

[00:05:18] Or Janean

[00:05:19] Or Joelle

[00:05:20] It's Joelle

[00:05:21] We drank piña coladas

[00:05:23] Watched the sun setting over the bay

[00:05:26] Watched the sun setting over the bay

[00:05:29] We made love in the sand

[00:05:31] And when we were through

[00:05:34] We went back to her room

[00:05:36] And watched ghostwriters II

[00:05:38] Smoked half a joint

[00:05:40] And ate half a pound of pate

[00:05:43] It was way too much pate

[00:05:45] Why couldn't that be my

[00:05:47] One day

[00:05:49] Some day

[00:05:51] I'll cut down on fried chicken take away

[00:05:55] My doctor said one day my heart will stop tickin'

[00:05:59] Unless I cut down on that chicken

[00:06:02] I will do it one day

[00:06:05] I'll stop drinking so much

[00:06:08] I'll stop dating men who are twenty years older

[00:06:12] I'll get a new safety clip for my holster

[00:06:16] It opens too quick

[00:06:18] I'll do it next week

[00:06:21] One day I'll get a new coffee maker

[00:06:25] Some day I will buy her a ring

[00:06:29] One day death will come to everyone

[00:06:33] One day I'll learn how to sing

[00:06:38] One day

[00:06:40] Some day

[00:06:42] My prince may come

[00:06:44] But it doesn't seem likely

[00:06:46] That I'm gonna give her some life meant

[00:06:49] Phil you bought me candy

[00:06:51] I bought you candy

[00:06:52] Can I get in your panties now

[00:06:54] One day

[00:06:57] Some day

[00:06:59] I'm not enough

[00:07:00] Of an actual man

[00:07:01] I'm not your fictional man

[00:07:02] I'm just me

[00:07:04] Who will love me for all that I am

[00:07:07] With all that he is

[00:07:09] This is all that there is

[00:07:10] Ok Phil we're on in

[00:07:11] Five one day

[00:07:13] Four three one day two

[00:07:18] Ok Phil we're on in

[00:07:19] Five one day

[00:07:22] Four three one day two

[00:07:26] Ok Phil we're on in

[00:07:27] Five one day

[00:07:30] Four three one day two

[00:07:39] Tomorrow spring will come and then

[00:07:47] There will be blue skies my friend

[00:07:50] Bright eyes and laughter

[00:07:55] Tomorrow

[00:07:57] You can curse cast spells or cry

[00:08:01] Offer your prayers to the unfeeling sky

[00:08:04] The spring will arrive when the winter is done

[00:08:08] And if it's not tomorrow

[00:08:10] Then tomorrow

[00:08:11] Then tomorrow

[00:08:12] Then tomorrow

[00:08:13] Then tomorrow

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[00:08:23] Then tomorrow

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[00:08:25] Aaaaaaaa