《Living With a Hernia》歌词

[00:00:00] Living With A Hernia - "Weird Al" Yankovic

[00:00:09] Help me out dig

[00:00:18] All I do is grunt and groan

[00:00:22] Hurts me to walk anywhere

[00:00:26] Went to see my physician Dr Jones

[00:00:30] He took my trousers off told me to cough

[00:00:34] Doctor says there ain't nothin' to discuss

[00:00:38] He tells me any day

[00:00:40] I might have to wear a truss

[00:00:43] Living with a hernia

[00:00:47] All the time such aggravation

[00:00:51] Living with a hernia

[00:00:55] Gonna be my ruination

[00:00:59] Living with a hernia

[00:01:03] Got to have an operation

[00:01:06] Feel so old

[00:01:15] Too much bad pain good gawd drives me insane

[00:01:23] Can't run barely crawl

[00:01:27] Got a bulge in my intestinal wall

[00:01:31] Walk real funny bless my soul

[00:01:35] Can't play tennis

[00:01:37] And it's hard to bowl

[00:01:39] You can't even do the splits now say it

[00:01:42] Better call it quits now

[00:01:43] Now I'm sick of all this dancin' anyhow

[00:01:48] Living with a hernia

[00:01:51] Hurts me bad in a tender location

[00:01:56] Living with a hernia

[00:02:00] Had enough humiliation

[00:02:04] Living with a hernia

[00:02:08] Got to have an operation

[00:02:12] I live with a hernia

[00:02:16] Can't get up can't bend over

[00:02:20] Now I live with a hernia wait a minute

[00:02:29] You may not be familiar with the common types

[00:02:32] Of hernias that you could get

[00:02:37] So just settle down

[00:02:38] Let me clue you in there's incomplete

[00:02:42] Epigastric bladder strangulated

[00:02:49] Lumbar hernia richter's hernia

[00:02:53] Obstructed inguinal and direct

[00:02:57] Living with a hernia rupture

[00:03:00] I said it's causin' me such irritation

[00:03:05] Living with a hernia

[00:03:09] Have to have my medication

[00:03:13] Living with a hernia I feel bad