《Ten Thousand Four Hundred Thirty-Two Sheep(78rpm Version)》歌词

[00:00:03] I didn't sleep again last night

[00:00:06] And I'd like to discuss the matter

[00:00:09] The nerves to which I'm strung are tight

[00:00:12] And I'm as beat as a bowl of batter

[00:00:16] If old man Rip Van Winkle

[00:00:18] Thought his long sleep was a curse

[00:00:21] I know how the old man felt

[00:00:25] Because I've got his problem in reverse

[00:00:31] Ten thousand four hundred and thirty two sheep

[00:00:35] How long can I toss like this

[00:00:39] Ten thousand four hundred and thirty three sheep

[00:00:44] What did you put in that kiss

[00:00:47] I've tried all the remedies

[00:00:50] The well-known good advice

[00:00:53] Took a hot tub and an alcohol rub

[00:00:56] Did the alphabet backwards twice

[00:00:59] Ten thousand four hundred and thirty four sheep

[00:01:03] We'd better get married soon

[00:01:07] Ten thousand four hundred and thirty five sheep

[00:01:11] I'll never hold out till June

[00:01:15] How much do I love you

[00:01:17] Just in case you didn't know

[00:01:20] You get a mental kiss

[00:01:22] With every sheep I count

[00:01:25] And I still got a million sheep to go

[00:01:30] Did you ever try seeing see a doctor

[00:01:32] A doctor

[00:01:34] I went to see a noted doctor

[00:01:36] Who's a famous analyst

[00:01:38] Then he led me to the couch

[00:01:41] And he gently took my wrist

[00:01:43] I paid him fifty dollars

[00:01:45] (Well that sounds pretty cheap)

[00:01:46] Cheap I should have paid him nothing

[00:01:49] 'Cause I still can't sleep

[00:01:54] (Ten thousand four hundred) and thirty six sheep

[00:01:58] (And one sheep that got away)

[00:02:00] He took another lamb

[00:02:02] (Ten thousand four hundred) and thirty eight sheep

[00:02:06] Won't night ever turn to day

[00:02:09] Oh what a fool I am

[00:02:14] How much do I love you

[00:02:18] Just in case you didn't know

[00:02:24] You get a mental kiss with every sheep I count

[00:02:27] Add them all together

[00:02:29] That's a large amount

[00:02:31] I've counted a trillion sheep

[00:02:33] How many

[00:02:34] I've counted a billion sheep

[00:02:36] How many

[00:02:37] Well at least a million sheep I know

[00:02:40] How the numbers grow

[00:02:42] And I got about million more to go

[00:02:47] Ten thousand nine thousand eight thousand

[00:02:50] Seven thousand six thousand five thousand