《说完就灌我》歌词
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[00:00:17] 这昨天吧
[00:00:18] 有一位听众朋友呢
[00:00:19] 私聊我呀
[00:00:19] 说尘埃
[00:00:20] 如果我有五百万一百万
[00:00:22] 给我父母50万
[00:00:24] 给我哥100万拿来做慈善
[00:00:26] 在拿50 万
[00:00:27] 买房20 万开个饭馆儿
[00:00:29] 最后拿10万来报答帮助过我的人
[00:00:32] 你帮我看看我还差什么
[00:00:34] 你啥也不差
[00:00:35] 就差内500万
[00:00:43] 就昨天吧
[00:00:43] 我在看段子的时候呢
[00:00:45] 看到有一个姑娘在那上边儿发泄呀
[00:00:47] 他说吃鸡吃鸡
[00:00:49] 天天吃鸡
[00:00:50] 我和别的男人上床了
[00:00:51] 你都不知道吧
[00:00:52] 那三级头盔
[00:00:53] 我给你带了个绿色的三级头盔
[00:00:55] 喝你的酒吧K 过吧
[00:00:56] 你吃鸡我吃别的鸡
[00:01:01] S night you in my bed sheets smell like you
[00:01:05] 你舍得我呢
[00:01:07] 有一个朋友啊
[00:01:08] 跟我说
[00:01:08] 我这老公啊
[00:01:09] 天天啊
[00:01:10] 就跟欠欠欠揍的样子一样
[00:01:13] 真的想收拾收拾他
[00:01:14] 于是
[00:01:14] 今天趁他心情还不错的时候
[00:01:16] 我问他
[00:01:16] 我说咱们离婚了
[00:01:17] 你会不会主动找我复婚呀
[00:01:20] 他说会
[00:01:21] 我伸手就是一巴掌
[00:01:23] 竟然想着跟我离婚
[00:01:25] 看着他捂着脸
[00:01:26] 我就强忍着走开了
[00:01:28] 我就生怕我给笑出来
[00:01:33] First you or me or so you can literally 我呢
[00:01:42] 那天在街上遇到了我一个大学的同学
[00:01:44] 我们俩呢
[00:01:45] 就坐下来聊了一会儿天
[00:01:47] 他们就跟我说
[00:01:47] 啊
[00:01:48] 有一天啊
[00:01:48] 我放学回家
[00:01:50] 爸妈在吵架
[00:01:51] 吵的很凶
[00:01:52] 妈妈突然拿起一瓶敌敌畏啊
[00:01:54] 对着我爸说
[00:01:56] 你这样对我
[00:01:57] 我
[00:01:58] 就让你尝尝失去亲人的滋味
[00:02:00] 说完就往我的嘴里灌
[00:02:03] 我觉得这才是亲妈
[00:02:05] Now follow me now follow mer ri ly my hearts there 有一个朋友呢
[00:02:23] 跟我说啊
[00:02:24] 昨天呢去看牙
[00:02:25] 发现给我看牙的女医生长得挺好看的
[00:02:28] 心想现在女孩啊
[00:02:29] 都喜欢有钱的一定要找个机会表现出来
[00:02:32] 我的实力
[00:02:33] 医生问
[00:02:33] 牙坏了拔吗
[00:02:35] 我故意装作紧张地问道
[00:02:37] 拔牙的话影响我开病历吗
[00:02:41] 医生说
[00:02:41] 啊
[00:02:42] 不影响啊
[00:02:43] 但是吹牛逼的时候可能有点漏风啊
[00:02:52] 还有一个朋友呢
[00:02:53] 跟我说啊
[00:02:54] 和小侄女玩捉迷藏
[00:02:55] 等他藏起来我就去做饭了
[00:02:57] 等我饭做好了也没见他出来
[00:02:59] 我满屋子的找啊
[00:03:01] 最后发现他藏在被窝里边儿睡着了
[00:03:05] 睡着啦
[00:03:08] Baby come on like making it harder story
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