《白眉大侠201集》歌词

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[00:00:00] 日月飞行

[00:00:02] 小太保中林

[00:00:07] 首开奇门

[00:00:11] 在擂台上打了头

[00:00:14] 一个上炸

[00:00:17] 大败刘春达

[00:00:21] 未

[00:00:21] 开封府争光露脸呢

[00:00:27] 可气坏了

[00:00:29] 金头虎

[00:00:31] 贾政

[00:00:34] 在前文书再说了

[00:00:38] 这个小子已经金盆洗手了

[00:00:41] 为什么要重操旧业呢

[00:00:46] 就因为他的电房叫徐良给抄了

[00:00:50] 无家可归

[00:00:53] 带着他老婆逃到莲花观

[00:00:58] 寄人篱下

[00:01:00] 混口饭吃

[00:01:03] 金头虎发现

[00:01:06] 吃人家下眼时不那么容易

[00:01:13] 尤其在莲花观

[00:01:15] 群雄荟萃

[00:01:19] 都是有来头的

[00:01:22] 上哪能显得出他来

[00:01:26] 因此

[00:01:27] 他们两口子就跟那跑龙套的差不多

[00:01:32] 少叫人家支持过来补了过去

[00:01:39] 他老婆走是偷着没躲了

[00:01:42] 掉眼泪

[00:01:44] 但是

[00:01:46] 离开这儿

[00:01:47] 又无处投奔

[00:01:49] 只好忍气吞声

[00:01:53] 金头虎、贾政暗下决心

[00:01:57] 将来要有了机会

[00:02:00] 我得露一手

[00:02:02] 让他们知道

[00:02:03] 知道我今头虎也并非等闲之辈

[00:02:09] 不然压得透不过气来

[00:02:14] 这就应了那句话

[00:02:16] 前牙奴婢手艺压当旁人

[00:02:23] 没能耐不行

[00:02:27] 所以呢

[00:02:27] 今天投壶假证就下了这个决心了

[00:02:32] H 正好儿丽八王擂

[00:02:38] 假证在后台一算计

[00:02:41] 头三出没好戏

[00:02:45] 我要想露脸

[00:02:47] 羊呢

[00:02:48] 我就得往前抢

[00:02:51] 抓住机会

[00:02:53] 打个胜仗

[00:02:54] 人前显圣

[00:02:56] 傲里多尊

[00:02:57] 今后回的莲花观

[00:02:59] 吃饭也嚼着香甜

[00:03:02] 别人也休想小看我

[00:03:07] 因此

[00:03:08] 他主动的跳到前台来占忠林

[00:03:15] 因为镜头无以为啊

[00:03:17] 打徐良

[00:03:19] 我那叫吹牛

[00:03:21] 剩白云瑞

[00:03:23] 我更不敢说

[00:03:25] 对付这样的小孩儿

[00:03:28] 可能还有把握

[00:03:31] 他也是抱着侥幸的心理症的台呀

[00:03:35] 当场跟中林报通名姓

[00:03:38] 二人就站在一处

[00:03:43] 贾政这把鬼头刀可够厉害的

[00:03:47] 上下翻飞

[00:03:48] 呼呼刮风

[00:03:50] 恨不能一刀把中林劈为两半

[00:03:55] 中林掌中这条大棍

[00:03:58] 更不饶人呢

[00:04:01] 一伸手掀始颇丰吧

[00:04:04] 打庄家16 棍

[00:04:07] 再不能取胜之后

[00:04:09] 抓挖一遍招

[00:04:11] 又使出白猿棍

[00:04:15] 一招几次

[00:04:16] 一招一招

[00:04:17] 快似一招

[00:04:19] 金头虎

[00:04:20] 贾政一个

[00:04:21] 没注意这刀

[00:04:24] 正好碰到中林的棍上

[00:04:28] 就听见啊

[00:04:31] 人了

[00:04:31] 都大了

[00:04:33] 整个把刀给他崩飞了

[00:04:36] 多大的力气

[00:04:38] 刀尖朝上刀把朝下穿透顶上的席棚

[00:04:45] 从西彭就飞出去

[00:04:49] 老百姓一看了不得了

[00:04:51] 飞刀下来往左右一闪

[00:04:55] 这刀翻着个儿落的擂台的左侧

[00:05:05] 这掉谁身上受得了

[00:05:08] 但是桌台上

[00:05:10] 假证被震得手腕子发麻

[00:05:15] 就知道不好

[00:05:16] 哎呀

[00:05:18] 转身就走

[00:05:21] 但是走的慢点

[00:05:23] 中林D 棍子就到了

[00:05:26] 本来中林这一招叫金龙盘玉路

[00:05:32] 笨

[00:05:33] 他一打的

[00:05:35] 咱中林又一想

[00:05:37] 但能容忍切容忍哪

[00:05:41] 这一棍子真给他拍上古传金蛇

[00:05:46] 他命就没了

[00:05:49] 我跟她也没什么过节

[00:05:51] 何必非要他的命呢

[00:05:54] 哎

[00:05:55] 给他留气儿吧

[00:05:58] 朱琳想在这儿千把万喜一样的棍头就的下半尺正好打在贾政的左屁话带上

[00:06:10] 啊

[00:06:16] 你说朱琳多大劲儿

[00:06:18] 把金头虎、贾政打的从前台摔到后台

[00:06:26] 能飞出去

[00:06:28] 五丈多远

[00:06:29] Ri ku

[00:06:33] 太乐子可大

[00:06:36] 这后台好几百人

[00:06:40] 有莲花冠的

[00:06:41] 有莲花冠请来的朋友

[00:06:44] 哎

[00:06:45] 有的呢

[00:06:46] 在上场门下场门儿看热闹

[00:06:50] 可有的就没看

[00:06:52] 三三两两窃窃私议谈论擂台的事情

[00:06:58] 谁也没想到飞进个人来刮

[00:07:01] 这一下砸趴下四个

[00:07:04] 后台就一阵大乱

[00:07:07] 有个贼就问

[00:07:09] 说你什么毛病

[00:07:13] 你怎么跳起来的废话

[00:07:15] 我是叫他给拍进来呀呀呀呀呀

[00:07:18] 哈哈

[00:07:19] 我的屁股哟

[00:07:24] 大家弄清楚是怎么回事儿之后

[00:07:26] 把金头虎

[00:07:28] 贾政抬到软床上

[00:07:31] 把他的中医吞下一看

[00:07:34] 左屁股蛋儿上一条紫领子是红肿高大

[00:07:41] 里边有淤血了

[00:07:43] 不挤出来就得套呢

[00:07:49] 郭长达事先早有准备

[00:07:52] 有20几个人

[00:07:55] 给受伤的人智商

[00:07:56] 所以大家提着药箱子过来给他动手术

[00:08:01] 包砸台子

[00:08:02] 莲花观养伤

[00:08:04] 暂且不提

[00:08:07] 就在后台忙乱地时候

[00:08:10] 金头虎

[00:08:11] 贾政的老婆木业着奏声嗷一声

[00:08:16] 提着双刀就蹦出去了

[00:08:19] 好啊

[00:08:21] 小兔崽子杀人偿命欠债还钱

[00:08:26] 既然你把我丈夫给打了

[00:08:29] 你就是我的仇人

[00:08:31] 老娘我接管你的狗命

[00:08:34] 杠杠走走

[00:08:40] 中林一看这干什么

[00:08:43] 左躲右闪把双刀躲开

[00:08:46] 最后拿把棍啦

[00:08:49] 把双刀给他

[00:08:50] 压住中林必经调侃

[00:08:55] 一看这个女人呐

[00:08:57] 三十七八岁不到40

[00:09:00] 徐良半老

[00:09:03] 蟹青色的绢帕罩头碧角斜搓麻花扣

[00:09:08] 周身上下一身轻寸排骨头

[00:09:11] 纽儿一沙箱牛皮的板儿带足蹬薄底儿快靴

[00:09:17] 干净利落往脸上一看

[00:09:22] 饼子脸

[00:09:23] 骨头算的鼻子离脚口两只三角眼

[00:09:29] 二木贼光四射

[00:09:31] 是满脸横塞肉

[00:09:36] 另外

[00:09:37] 二木放出贼光来一瞅就不是善类

[00:09:45] 中林高声断特啊

[00:09:49] 来者女子李氏

[00:09:52] 嗨

[00:09:53] 让老娘邹氏人送绰号

[00:09:57] 母夜叉方才跟你动手的金头虎贾政那是我的丈夫

[00:10:04] 我是他的妻子打仗亲兄弟上阵父子兵

[00:10:09] 我们一家人自然是向着一家人了

[00:10:12] 小兔仔子里叨叨

[00:10:18] 照着中林当胸

[00:10:20] 又是一道

[00:10:21] 钟林不乐意跟他打

[00:10:24] 新说好男不跟女斗

[00:10:27] 我把你赢了不光彩

[00:10:29] 我败的你手栽的跟头更大

[00:10:32] 但是怎么也摆脱不了

[00:10:35] 中林又一想

[00:10:36] 我早点把你打发了就得了

[00:10:40] 30 几个照面儿之后

[00:10:42] 中民使了一招

[00:10:43] 叫顺风扯大旗

[00:10:47] J 棍子打的这个漂亮

[00:10:50] 进步做盘

[00:10:52] 往下一

[00:10:53] 他一棍子往外扫

[00:10:56] 仗打到周氏右屁股蛋子上

[00:10:59] 啊

[00:11:02] 肉

[00:11:05] 走势打起三尺多高来

[00:11:08] 凭着就飞出擂台

[00:11:10] 脑瓜朝下就吊在台下

[00:11:16] 你想三丈多高的擂台啊

[00:11:20] 这样摔下去好得了马

[00:11:25] 但是呢

[00:11:26] 有好心人

[00:11:28] 看热闹当中有几个上年纪的可能

[00:11:31] 这几个人还会点五八

[00:11:33] 操

[00:11:34] 一个女人摔起来往前一凑

[00:11:38] 往旁一推

[00:11:39] 破了他的术

[00:11:41] 静儿变成横劲儿

[00:11:42] 就这么把邹是周初一六果儿去

[00:11:46] 才保住性命

[00:11:50] 哎呀

[00:11:50] 糟事啊

[00:11:51] 这下打得可够狠的

[00:11:54] 屁股蛋子上一道子领子

[00:11:56] 这还不说

[00:11:57] 中林这一棍子不要紧

[00:11:59] 把他裤子给拍开了

[00:12:03] 老百姓是掩口而笑

[00:12:06] 霸州市臊个大红脸

[00:12:08] 一瘸一点呗

[00:12:10] 回莲花观

[00:12:13] 这回这两口子也不想抢阳斗胜

[00:12:19] 按下他们咱不说

[00:12:21] 单说小太保中林一口气势力胜三寨

[00:12:27] 开封府的人可乐坏了

[00:12:32] 都感谢钟琳娜旗开得胜

[00:12:36] 涨了大家的锐气

[00:12:38] 灭了连华冠的威风啊

[00:12:42] 正在这时

[00:12:44] 飞云道长郭长达沉不住气了

[00:12:48] 无量天尊

[00:12:53] 我常拿心说

[00:12:54] 这怎么了这是

[00:12:57] 我的饭桶成堆了

[00:13:01] 就在这时

[00:13:03] 旁边过来一个人

[00:13:05] 我们俩且息雷霆之怒

[00:13:10] 杀鸡焉用牛刀

[00:13:13] 晾衣小小的中林有什么了不得的老朽去就把他收拾了

[00:13:22] 嗯

[00:13:24] 老人家多加谨慎

[00:13:27] 谨遵总门掌的繁重

[00:13:32] 老头一条

[00:13:33] 连到前面儿

[00:13:35] **一看不认得

[00:13:38] 哎

[00:13:38] 这老头儿长得这个脸可太难看了

[00:13:41] 面塞铜罗黑一道蓝一道紫一道青一道

[00:13:48] 比那个西瓜长得还哗哗

[00:13:51] 这脸上都开了杂花

[00:13:53] 铺落连鬓了塞的花白胡须

[00:13:57] 光头没戴着帽子

[00:13:59] 往着牛心发

[00:14:00] 缵至今粘别离

[00:14:04] 穿着古铜色

[00:14:05] 一身短

[00:14:06] 靠雷狮子梵大带杀

[00:14:09] 一蹬了一双撒鞋往外一走

[00:14:13] 是健步如飞耳目四征

[00:14:19] 赤手空拳

[00:14:21] 没拿着家伙

[00:14:23] 你想中林

[00:14:26] 出事才几天

[00:14:28] 他不认识的人也太多了

[00:14:33] 钟林看罢多时

[00:14:34] 用大棍一指代

[00:14:37] 来折玫瑰

[00:14:45] 小娃娃

[00:14:46] 连我都不认识我

[00:14:49] 就告诉你吧

[00:14:51] 我奶绿

[00:14:53] 加普的人生

[00:14:56] 我有一个侄儿叫紫面阎罗陆凯

[00:15:02] 我是他叔叔

[00:15:04] 老阎罗路朝东

[00:15:11] 要提起路朝东来

[00:15:13] 那是赫赫有名啊

[00:15:16] 在江湖之中跺一脚地皮都颤三颤131

[00:15:22] 但是中林没听说过啊

[00:15:26] 你家路朝东啊

[00:15:27] 你朝西边我也管不着

[00:15:31] 莫非你想跟我比无不成

[00:15:35] 中联

[00:15:36] 你说错了

[00:15:38] 老朽登台

[00:15:40] 不想跟你比五

[00:15:43] 为什么这么说

[00:15:44] 你不配

[00:15:47] 你是不是觉得你打了几个胜仗不含糊

[00:15:52] 因为啊

[00:15:53] 你没遇上强手

[00:15:56] 你遇上的人都是饭桶

[00:16:00] 所以才把你提高了身份

[00:16:04] 你要遇上有能耐的人

[00:16:06] 你就不至于这么得意啦

[00:16:10] 老朽人称老严吧

[00:16:15] 我是陆家浦的老庄主

[00:16:17] 我能跟你一个小毛孩子伸手

[00:16:21] 我就把你赢了

[00:16:23] 人家都说我欺负小孩儿

[00:16:25] 嗯

[00:16:26] 朱琳

[00:16:27] 那你连胜三阵

[00:16:30] 你这脸露得够瞧的

[00:16:33] 我希望你马上下台

[00:16:38] 你呀

[00:16:38] 就偷着去了

[00:16:40] 你呢

[00:16:41] 把徐良给我换上来

[00:16:44] 把白云瑞给我换上来

[00:16:47] 或者把其他的高人给我换上

[00:16:51] 你不值得我一打

[00:16:56] 啊忠林是红脸汉子

[00:16:59] 当着天下的老百姓叫他这么一讽刺

[00:17:03] 有点儿吃不消啊

[00:17:05] 小伙子剑眉倒竖

[00:17:07] 虎目圆翻晃大棍

[00:17:09] 刚想伸手正这时候就听身后扔呀

[00:17:16] 我仲霖吓一跳呀

[00:17:18] 谁说怎么回事儿

[00:17:20] 怎么哪摔伤的人呢

[00:17:24] 邪神型的蹦出七八尺

[00:17:27] 远去亚大棍

[00:17:29] 回头观瞧

[00:17:31] 这人刚在地上爬起来

[00:17:35] 从这一看

[00:17:36] 好像乐的大鼻涕出来

[00:17:39] 来到台上的非是旁人

[00:17:42] 正是圣手秀士、冯渊、开封府著名的饭桶

[00:17:51] 钟离溪说

[00:17:52] 你凑什么热闹

[00:17:55] 这霸王类还有你立足之地吗

[00:18:00] 那他怎么上来的

[00:18:02] 中林纳闷

[00:18:04] 书中代言

[00:18:06] 逢源怎么上来的

[00:18:09] 咱们光顾说台上

[00:18:11] 没说台下

[00:18:14] 浙北侠紫髯伯欧阳春风声醉菩提凌空挥懈老人邹化昌和冯渊

[00:18:25] 他们是一伙儿

[00:18:27] 老少英雄有十来个人挤到人宠之中

[00:18:33] 往擂台看着

[00:18:36] 那么一边儿看

[00:18:37] 一边议论

[00:18:40] 看到中林连着剩了两镇北侠欧阳

[00:18:46] 春心里头高兴啊

[00:18:49] 就跟凌空和邹化、昌鼠二位

[00:18:55] 你看这中林小小的年纪

[00:18:58] 出手干净利落

[00:19:01] 这孩子D 前途无可限量

[00:19:06] 看着呗

[00:19:07] 他要到了你我这般年纪肯定得成大名露大脸

[00:19:15] 对

[00:19:16] 是这么回事儿

[00:19:18] 北侠回过头去

[00:19:20] 一指

[00:19:21] 冯娟

[00:19:22] 唉

[00:19:23] 不像我这个徒弟

[00:19:27] 他就到什么时候儿也是个饭桶

[00:19:33] 那个北侠说的也是实话

[00:19:35] 冯渊就有点挂不住了

[00:19:39] 学说老师辩解

[00:19:42] 当着矬人别说短话

[00:19:45] 你说你当着外人说我是饭桶

[00:19:48] 这不叫我脸上无光

[00:19:51] 今后还怎么见人呢

[00:19:54] 冯渊呢

[00:19:55] 就挂了

[00:19:56] 倒进把脑袋一不楞额呀

[00:20:01] 老师

[00:20:02] 您说错了

[00:20:03] 五可不是饭桶五聪明伶利就怨你老人家平时没很好的教舞

[00:20:14] 您要是认真的教

[00:20:16] 我早就是成了名的剑侠

[00:20:22] 还敢嘴硬

[00:20:25] 看看人家

[00:20:27] 敢登吧

[00:20:28] 王磊

[00:20:30] 而且连获胜仗

[00:20:33] 你行吗

[00:20:35] 吾一吾也照样啊

[00:20:38] 方圆

[00:20:40] 别的能耐没有吹牛

[00:20:42] 你可行啊

[00:20:44] 就凭你赶上爸爸累

[00:20:46] 还敢说打胜仗

[00:20:48] 五颜老师不信

[00:20:51] 你只要允许弟子登台

[00:20:53] 我肯定给老人家露脸

[00:20:57] 正说着的时候

[00:21:00] 中林就胜了第三站了

[00:21:04] 路朝东已经登了台啦

[00:21:07] 这冯渊非要讨令上台替换朱琳

[00:21:13] 把北侠气的点了点头

[00:21:16] 好吧

[00:21:18] 既然你非要去

[00:21:19] 我也别打你的高兴

[00:21:21] 我到瞅一瞅

[00:21:23] 你有什么能耐五家弟子遵命

[00:21:28] 冯渊说罢就往前挤鼓牙

[00:21:30] 乡亲们街逛街逛

[00:21:32] 乡亲们躲一躲闪一闪

[00:21:34] 五要登台比武

[00:21:37] 大伙儿一听

[00:21:38] 这蛮子要蹬开把道路闪开了方圆几的擂台下边儿抬头看了看

[00:21:47] 自留又回来了

[00:21:50] 什么原因

[00:21:51] 三丈多高的台

[00:21:53] 没梯子

[00:21:55] 逢源上不去

[00:21:59] 他回来一边挠脑袋

[00:22:01] 一边跟北侠欧阳春商量补牙

[00:22:04] 娄师这个台子盖的

[00:22:06] 真是缺德

[00:22:08] 带冒烟的我也没有梯子

[00:22:10] 五怎么上去a 逢源呢

[00:22:15] 这不很轻松

[00:22:17] 人家为什么修这么高的擂台

[00:22:20] 为什么没按批发

[00:22:25] 这就是较量较量

[00:22:27] 你有没有登台比武D 资格

[00:22:32] 如果连台你都上不去

[00:22:35] 你干脆就甭比了

[00:22:38] 你也上不去

[00:22:40] 你还逼着什么劲儿

[00:22:42] 乌鸦老师那可是两回事

[00:22:44] 情能不能上擂台跟能不能打胜仗

[00:22:49] 那是截然不同

[00:22:52] 五第一次想求老人家把我扔上去

[00:22:57] 欧阳垂听啊

[00:23:00] 这简直是岂有此理