《The Vicar’s Missus》歌词

[00:00:00] The Vicar's Missus - Jake Thackray

[00:00:00] Your Worship

[00:00:04] I want to kiss a vicar's missus

[00:00:07] Your worship I appeal to you

[00:00:11] I want to kiss a vicar's missus

[00:00:14] Any old vicar's missus will do

[00:00:18] I've kissed the wives of tax inspectors

[00:00:21] Bank managers' madames galore

[00:00:25] The better halves of rent collectors

[00:00:28] One little kiss but nothing more Your Worship

[00:00:32] I really need a vicar's missus

[00:00:36] I can't get it from my mind

[00:00:39] It's not because I am lubricious

[00:00:43] I am religiously inclined

[00:00:46] Holy Mother Church has felt my onslaught

[00:00:49] I've chased the wives of clergy all me life

[00:00:53] I once embraced a bishop's consort

[00:00:57] That doesn't count she wasn't his wife Your Worship

[00:01:00] I've kissed the wives of many a copper

[00:01:04] Sergeants inspectors plain clothes men

[00:01:08] One little peck nothing improper

[00:01:11] It's not a thing I'd do again

[00:01:15] I've kissed my way through most professions

[00:01:18] Grocers landlords aristocracy

[00:01:22] I kissed your wife at the petty sessions

[00:01:25] Milord you have my sympathy Your Worship

[00:01:29] I really need a vicar's missus

[00:01:32] I shall be rapid and discreet

[00:01:36] Without a vicar's missus's kisses

[00:01:39] My collection is incomplete

[00:01:43] It's not as if I'd loot or ransack

[00:01:46] His property his premises

[00:01:50] I'd never knock a vicar's knick knacks

[00:01:53] Just give his wife a little kiss Your Worship

[00:01:57] I once had one within my clutches

[00:02:00] At Evensong she puckered me up her lips

[00:02:04] I left the vicarage on crutches

[00:02:07] Converted by the curate's crucifix

[00:02:11] But when I go to Hell or Hades

[00:02:14] I'll get the answer to my prayer

[00:02:18] Cos all such vicars and their ladies

[00:02:22] They'll all be there they'll all be there