《More Metal Than You》歌词

[00:00:00] More Metal Than You - Brian Posehn

[00:00:54] I found heavy metal

[00:00:56] When I was just a kid

[00:00:57] It grabbed by the nards like no other music did

[00:01:00] I became obsessed with it I had to have it faster

[00:01:04] More heavy and more brutal

[00:01:05] Metal was my master

[00:01:07] Master

[00:01:09] One day I met this dirt bag

[00:01:10] Moved here from the city

[00:01:12] Started talking metal

[00:01:13] Said my taste was shitty

[00:01:14] Then he tried to challenge me because I didn't look it

[00:01:16] Want to know who's really metal

[00:01:18] F**king see you in the pit

[00:01:22] You claim that I'm not metal

[00:01:24] Bunch of sh*t your talkin

[00:01:25] You say I'm not hard enough and I should stick to dokken

[00:01:29] Metal's a competition I'm not hardcore like you

[00:01:32] Well may you think your metal I'm more metal than you

[00:01:35] Played D&D with dio

[00:01:37] I'm more metal than you

[00:01:39] Got kicked out of rock in rio

[00:01:41] I'm more metal than you

[00:01:42] I licked lemmy's mole

[00:01:44] I'm more metal than you

[00:01:46] My cat's name is man-o-war

[00:01:47] I'm more metal than you

[00:02:04] Metal is inside me

[00:02:05] I guess it always will be

[00:02:07] Liked it since I'm 10

[00:02:08] And now I'm f**king 40

[00:02:10] Yeah I'm still obsessed it I always want it faster

[00:02:13] More evil and more f**ked up

[00:02:15] Will always be master

[00:02:17] Master

[00:02:18] Bater

[00:02:18] One day I met this dickhead

[00:02:20] Said that I'm a poser

[00:02:21] Because I look like a creepy daddy

[00:02:22] And there's something in my noser

[00:02:23] He said I wasn't metal guess I could debate it

[00:02:26] But we should turn our anger on the assholes that hate it

[00:02:31] Your telling me your metal

[00:02:33] But not compared to me

[00:02:35] I'm slayer and you're nickleback or seven mary three

[00:02:38] Metal's not a competition guess it is for you

[00:02:42] You may think your metal but I'm more metal than you

[00:02:45] Bruce dickinson is my co-pilot

[00:02:47] I'm more metal than you

[00:02:48] Liked anvil before the movie

[00:02:50] I'm more metal than you

[00:02:52] King diamond sent me a christmas card

[00:02:54] I'm more metal than you

[00:02:55] I'd headbutt sharon osbourne

[00:02:57] I'm more metal than you

[00:02:59] More metal than you

[00:03:00] More metal than you

[00:03:02] More metal than you

[00:03:28] One of the things I love about being a metal head is

[00:03:31] When you meet another metal fan

[00:03:32] Its like meeting a brother or sister you didn't know

[00:03:35] But every once in a while you meet an asshole

[00:03:37] That challenges you

[00:03:39] It becomes who's more metal

[00:03:41] Dude I'm a grown man

[00:03:43] You know what I could tell you how metal I am

[00:03:45] But I'd rather have my friends sing it

[00:03:47] Mark tell them how metal I am

[00:03:50] He's so f**king metal

[00:03:54] That's right I'm super f**king metal

[00:03:57] Super f**king metal

[00:04:23] You say that I'm not metal

[00:04:25] You don't f**king know me

[00:04:27] I'm slayer venom mayhem

[00:04:28] You're white lion blowin jovi

[00:04:30] If metal is a competition game over you're through

[00:04:34] You thought that you were metal

[00:04:35] I'm more metal than you

[00:04:37] I'd burn a church in norway

[00:04:39] I'm more metal than you

[00:04:40] I can name four guys in krokus

[00:04:42] I'm more metal than you

[00:04:44] Gene simmons was my mohel

[00:04:45] I'm more metal than you

[00:04:47] I'd give halford a hand job

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