《第100集_连环套》歌词

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[00:00:00] 李家林

[00:00:01] 一场决斗

[00:00:04] 铁罗汉豆蹲

[00:00:07] 会战飞天玉虎蒋不放

[00:00:11] 两个人这一打

[00:00:13] 针尖对麦芒

[00:00:17] 真可谓上山虎遇上下山虎

[00:00:21] 云中龙遇上雾中龙

[00:00:25] 两条棍上下翻飞

[00:00:28] 就搅到一块儿

[00:00:31] 各施所能

[00:00:33] 那蒋伯芳号称常胜将军

[00:00:37] 要多大劲儿有多大的劲儿

[00:00:41] 说他从来没打过败仗

[00:00:43] 也不能那么说

[00:00:45] 很少很少打败仗

[00:00:48] 那窦尔敦打出事以来

[00:00:51] 从来没打过败仗

[00:00:54] 再说

[00:00:55] 两个人的年纪相差一大截

[00:01:00] 现在飞天玉虎蒋伯芳50 多岁了

[00:01:04] 窦敦日照中天

[00:01:06] 正三十来岁

[00:01:10] 年老不讲筋骨为能啊

[00:01:13] 你不服这个不行

[00:01:16] 一边打着

[00:01:17] 蒋伯芳心里一边起急呀

[00:01:21] 心说

[00:01:21] 这要倒退20 多年

[00:01:23] 我怕过谁

[00:01:26] 我从来不知道什么叫累

[00:01:29] 可今儿个掘出来了

[00:01:32] 也搭着

[00:01:32] 遇上劲敌了

[00:01:34] 这亮银盘龙棍怎么不给自己使唤了呢

[00:01:38] 怎么这么吃力

[00:01:41] 而且不愿意碰窦尔敦的棍

[00:01:45] 这玩意儿真震得慌

[00:01:47] 绑环都疼

[00:01:49] 因此是躲躲闪闪

[00:01:52] 兜敦可不在乎

[00:01:55] 心说

[00:01:55] 姓蒋的

[00:01:56] 我叫你知道知道马王爷三只眼

[00:02:00] 今天我栽到你手里头

[00:02:03] 我不算栽跟头

[00:02:04] 我跟你没法比

[00:02:07] 我刚出事

[00:02:08] 你多少年了

[00:02:10] 我这名望跟你比更差的悬殊

[00:02:14] 所以说我打了败仗不算事儿

[00:02:17] 可你栽跟头

[00:02:18] 你栽不起

[00:02:20] 有这个做本钱

[00:02:23] 所以窦敦是越战越勇

[00:02:25] 越战越猛

[00:02:27] 哗楞哗楞哗楞

[00:02:34] 120 个回合过去了

[00:02:37] 就见蒋伯芳冒了汗了

[00:02:40] 胸脯一起一伏

[00:02:43] 嘴也张开了

[00:02:45] 窦东看的清清楚楚哦

[00:02:47] 没劲儿了

[00:02:49] 嘿

[00:02:50] 这回该着我进宫了

[00:02:53] 他抖擞精神

[00:02:55] 频频发起进攻

[00:02:57] 一棍紧似一棍

[00:02:58] 哗啦哗啦哗啦

[00:03:02] 这一逼蒋伯芳更受不了了

[00:03:06] 只有招架之功

[00:03:08] 并无还手之力啊

[00:03:10] 让窦尔敦逼得一个劲儿的倒退

[00:03:13] 都退到黄三太桌子前边来了

[00:03:16] 黄三太一看

[00:03:18] 再不出头

[00:03:20] 五叔这跟头就栽到这儿了

[00:03:23] 以蒋伯芳的脾气

[00:03:25] 真栽了跟头

[00:03:26] 他就得抹脖子

[00:03:28] 就得自杀

[00:03:31] 我把人家请出来的

[00:03:32] 我得负责呀

[00:03:35] 黄三太也是个激进

[00:03:37] 拍案而起

[00:03:38] 吃就蹿出去了

[00:03:41] 慢

[00:03:42] 别打了

[00:03:45] 他来的真及时

[00:03:46] 朱家再过几招

[00:03:48] 蒋伯芳真难看

[00:03:52] 飞天玉虎一听

[00:03:53] 啊

[00:03:53] 这心里可痛快

[00:03:55] 虚晃一棍

[00:03:57] 飞身行跳出圈外

[00:03:59] 把棍子往地上一戳

[00:04:02] 当拐棍

[00:04:04] 张着大嘴就传开了心

[00:04:10] 说完了

[00:04:12] 完了

[00:04:13] 我到此就该结束了

[00:04:17] 那阵就不服

[00:04:19] 人们都说年老不讲筋骨为能

[00:04:24] 我就不服老

[00:04:25] 看来现在不服老不行了

[00:04:30] 哎呀

[00:04:32] 脸上觉着发烧

[00:04:33] 抹不开

[00:04:34] 抬不起头来

[00:04:35] 脖子有点发硬

[00:04:38] 黄三太到了近前

[00:04:40] 50

[00:04:42] 您的感冒还没好吧

[00:04:45] 身体还挺虚弱

[00:04:47] 你赶紧回座位休息吧

[00:04:51] 其实感冒了吗

[00:04:52] 没有这么说

[00:04:55] 是给他个台阶

[00:04:57] 蒋伯方心里头明白

[00:04:59] 点了点头

[00:05:00] 是啊

[00:05:01] 我身体是有些虚弱

[00:05:04] 一唱一和挺完满

[00:05:07] 蒋伯芳倒提大棍

[00:05:09] 捡起衣服回归本座

[00:05:13] 这还真就不错呀

[00:05:15] 黄三太这一解围

[00:05:17] 他没栽的跟头

[00:05:19] 就即使栽了也是软跟头

[00:05:22] 明眼人能看出来

[00:05:24] 一般人还真就看不出来

[00:05:27] 按下蒋步芳坐那歇着

[00:05:29] 咱不说

[00:05:30] 单说黄三太不愧是总镖头

[00:05:35] 稳当

[00:05:36] 尽管他心里都长着草了

[00:05:39] 表面上是若无其事

[00:05:43] 到了

[00:05:43] 窦尔敦近前一抱拳

[00:05:46] 窦大侠

[00:05:48] 佩服

[00:05:50] 佩服啊

[00:05:52] 真是长江水

[00:05:54] 后浪催前浪

[00:05:56] 陈世上

[00:05:57] 新人换旧人

[00:06:00] 你真不愧是武林的后起之秀

[00:06:05] 我算开了眼了

[00:06:07] 那么话又说回来了

[00:06:10] 李家林比武

[00:06:12] 旁人呢

[00:06:13] 只是帮忙

[00:06:16] 主角是咱俩

[00:06:19] 窦大侠

[00:06:20] 老朽不才

[00:06:23] 咱俩伸伸手吧

[00:06:25] 窦尔敦心说

[00:06:27] 你早就应该出来

[00:06:28] 你装什么大瓣蒜明白你在那偷看我的能耐

[00:06:35] 做到心里有数

[00:06:36] 叫别人垫场子耗费我的体力

[00:06:40] 我还不懂吗

[00:06:42] 现在你觉着耗费的不得理了

[00:06:45] 你这才出马

[00:06:47] 你可够尖的

[00:06:50] 窦尔敦心里头清楚

[00:06:52] 嘴不能那么说

[00:06:54] 赶紧还礼

[00:06:56] 把虎尾三节棍背好

[00:07:00] 总镖头

[00:07:01] 我就盼着跟你比武呢

[00:07:04] 我想开开眼

[00:07:06] 多学习那么几招

[00:07:09] 请总镖头赐教

[00:07:11] 哎呀

[00:07:12] 老了老了就完了

[00:07:16] 跟你这年富力强的人没法比呀

[00:07:21] 不过呢

[00:07:22] 见高人不能交臂失之

[00:07:25] 我也想学那么几招

[00:07:29] 我看这样吧

[00:07:30] 你我二人还是比兵刃的好

[00:07:34] 你何必把棍收起来

[00:07:37] 好

[00:07:38] 我听总镖头的道

[00:07:42] 就想到这儿

[00:07:43] 转身回归本队

[00:07:46] 这本队还有四个徒弟呢

[00:07:48] 窦尔敦喝了几口水

[00:07:50] 拿过毛巾来把汗擦一擦

[00:07:54] 方才会到蒋伯芳的时候

[00:07:56] 他也冒了汗了

[00:07:58] 稍微定了定神

[00:08:00] 拎着虎尾三节棍

[00:08:02] 转身又回来了

[00:08:04] 就见黄三泰唰

[00:08:08] 把外边的袍子闪掉

[00:08:10] 里边一身短衣襟

[00:08:13] 小腿勒着狮子畔大袋杀腰骑马叉

[00:08:17] 蹲裆滚裤抓的虎的快靴

[00:08:20] 这干净利索

[00:08:22] 黄三太这个人儿啊

[00:08:24] 他长得不仅帅

[00:08:26] 而且爱干净

[00:08:28] 多少年来养成卫生的习惯

[00:08:31] 身上连一点草刺儿

[00:08:34] 尘土都没有

[00:08:36] 他要脏了

[00:08:37] 他睡不着觉

[00:08:40] 再看呢

[00:08:41] 探膀臂摁崩簧

[00:08:43] 嘎嘣长啷一声拽出金背七星刀

[00:08:50] 他这刀虽然不是宝家伙

[00:08:52] 刚口十足

[00:08:54] 比宝刀也差不多少

[00:08:58] 而且分量加重

[00:09:00] 那是好手艺人给打造的

[00:09:04] 就见黄三太亮了个夜战八方

[00:09:08] 藏刀是骸

[00:09:11] 那二三百人一看

[00:09:13] 鼓掌喝彩

[00:09:14] 好啊

[00:09:19] 很明显

[00:09:20] 这叫捧场助威

[00:09:24] 自己的人嘛

[00:09:26] 得给自己的人喝彩

[00:09:28] 给黄三太打妖脾气

[00:09:32] 窦敦哗楞一晃

[00:09:34] 虎尾三级棍亮了个举火烧天不必忙的架势

[00:09:39] 俩人把架子拉好了

[00:09:43] 正想运气

[00:09:44] 伸手呢

[00:09:46] 再看黄三太

[00:09:47] 收刀

[00:09:49] 又站好了

[00:09:51] 买

[00:09:53] 窦大侠

[00:09:55] 我要说几句话

[00:09:57] 然后再比

[00:09:59] 也不为迟晚

[00:10:01] 老镖头

[00:10:02] 有话请讲吧

[00:10:06] 今天李家林

[00:10:08] 咱俩比武

[00:10:11] 得有套说辞

[00:10:13] 让在场的众人做个见证

[00:10:16] 咱比不能白比呀

[00:10:19] 嗯

[00:10:20] 得有条件好啊

[00:10:24] 那么您就说说您的条件吧

[00:10:27] 那好

[00:10:29] 今日三月初三

[00:10:31] 你我比武

[00:10:33] 比方说

[00:10:35] 我黄三太败在你手下

[00:10:39] 我不是你的对手

[00:10:41] 当众出丑

[00:10:42] 丢人现眼

[00:10:44] 怎么办呢

[00:10:46] 一、我辞去13 省总镖头

[00:10:50] 从此退归林下

[00:10:53] 江湖上没有我金标黄这一号

[00:10:58] 这是一

[00:10:59] 第二

[00:11:00] 哪一个人再找你窦尔敦的毛病

[00:11:04] 我黄三太不答应他

[00:11:09] 你看好吗

[00:11:11] 可是你要败在我手

[00:11:14] 应该如何呢

[00:11:16] 哈哈哈哈

[00:11:20] 总镖头

[00:11:21] 你放心

[00:11:23] 既然你下这么大的赌注

[00:11:26] 我能吃得了吗

[00:11:29] 假如我窦尔敦不是总镖头的对手

[00:11:33] 我败了

[00:11:35] 我二话没有

[00:11:37] 抱着脑袋滚出山东八大处

[00:11:42] 远避他乡

[00:11:44] 从今以后

[00:11:45] 江湖上没有独霸山东铁罗汉这一号

[00:11:52] 哪一个跟总镖头为仇作对

[00:11:55] 就是我的仇人

[00:11:57] 从我这儿说

[00:11:58] 我就不答应

[00:12:01] 总镖头

[00:12:02] 您看可以吗

[00:12:04] 好

[00:12:05] 痛快

[00:12:06] 痛快

[00:12:09] 黄三太说完了

[00:12:11] 转身问在场的人

[00:12:14] 各位啊

[00:12:16] 大家都听清了吧

[00:12:19] 都听清没听清了

[00:12:21] 全听清了

[00:12:22] 好

[00:12:24] 既然如此

[00:12:26] 恳请各位给做个见证人

[00:12:30] 没错

[00:12:31] 你们二位谁说话也不能不算数

[00:12:36] 如果说话不算数

[00:12:38] 我们也不答应他

[00:12:40] 多谢多谢

[00:12:42] 黄三太说完了

[00:12:44] 窦大侠

[00:12:46] 话说完了

[00:12:48] 你我该伸手脚量了

[00:12:50] 请吧

[00:12:51] 啊请

[00:12:53] 黄三太依然拉了个夜战八方藏刀士

[00:12:59] 窦敦依然使的是举火烧天

[00:13:03] 不必忙

[00:13:04] 两个人身形转动

[00:13:07] 四目相对

[00:13:09] 并喜明神

[00:13:12] 全都攒足了劲儿了

[00:13:15] 再看黄三泰

[00:13:17] 冷不丁的往前一纵

[00:13:18] 双手捧刀

[00:13:20] 是分心便策

[00:13:23] 奔窦儿敦前心刺来了

[00:13:26] 窦顿

[00:13:27] 赶紧使三节棍往下一砸

[00:13:30] 嘿

[00:13:32] 一砸他的刀背儿

[00:13:34] 你想棍多沉刀多轻

[00:13:37] 碰上就得撒手

[00:13:40] 窦敦占着上风呢

[00:13:42] 以上视下一砸

[00:13:45] 再看黄三太赶紧抽刀转身

[00:13:49] 人随刀转

[00:13:50] 刀随人转啊唰使了个脑后摘瓜

[00:13:55] 金背七星刀

[00:13:57] 刮着风啊

[00:13:59] 奔铁罗汉窦蹲的后脖子就来了唰

[00:14:04] 那真是出手如电

[00:14:08] 也太快了

[00:14:09] 窦墩赶紧往下一哈腰

[00:14:12] 诶

[00:14:13] 这刀贴着头皮就过去了

[00:14:17] 窦敦刚一长身

[00:14:20] 黄三太手腕子一翻

[00:14:23] 在这儿

[00:14:25] 刀走下盘刺豆蹲的小肚子

[00:14:30] 你看咱说是说那招变化的那个快呀

[00:14:36] 窦顿赶紧吐气

[00:14:38] 心胸啊成

[00:14:40] 往外一纵

[00:14:41] 纵出一丈多远

[00:14:43] 这一刀刺空

[00:14:47] 这就叫一马三刀

[00:14:50] 就这三刀

[00:14:52] 一般人躲不过去

[00:14:54] 虽然说铁罗汉窦尔敦躲过去了

[00:14:58] 豆蹲着

[00:14:58] 鼻子尖儿都冒了汗了

[00:15:02] 心说

[00:15:03] 黄三太好厉害

[00:15:07] 幸亏是我留上神了

[00:15:10] 不家

[00:15:11] 非叫他给放血不可

[00:15:14] 黄三泰心里也想

[00:15:17] 嘿

[00:15:17] 姓窦的不含糊

[00:15:20] 真躲过三刀去了

[00:15:23] 冲这一样就不简单

[00:15:27] 两个人转来转去

[00:15:29] 转去转来

[00:15:30] 又斗在一处

[00:15:33] 单刀对三级棍

[00:15:35] 这一打煞是好看

[00:15:38] 还得说黄三太

[00:15:41] 经验丰富

[00:15:43] 十分沉稳

[00:15:45] 一招一式全有独到之处

[00:15:49] 伸上手就使出八卦万胜金刀

[00:15:54] 一招分八式

[00:15:56] 八八六十四式啊

[00:15:58] 舞动的跟刀山相似

[00:16:01] 唰唰唰

[00:16:05] 这李家林呢

[00:16:06] 就刮起一团冷风

[00:16:09] 就是那刀带的风啊

[00:16:13] 人们鼓掌喝彩

[00:16:16] 窦敦心说

[00:16:18] 这老匹夫真厉害

[00:16:22] 我还得真得留点神不家非败不可

[00:16:26] 但兜顿又一想

[00:16:28] 你使的是刀啊

[00:16:30] 我是三级棍呢

[00:16:33] 我这兵器占着上风

[00:16:36] 我力气比你足

[00:16:38] 干脆我就来个一粒降诗会

[00:16:43] 我把你的气焰给打下去

[00:16:46] 你是最后一阵了

[00:16:48] 我也不必再留底气了

[00:16:50] 有多大的劲儿

[00:16:52] 我使多大的劲儿

[00:16:54] 想到这儿

[00:16:55] 这斗顿发动猛攻啊

[00:17:00] 就跟一头雄狮差不多少

[00:17:03] 把三截棍抖开了

[00:17:05] 跟棍山相似

[00:17:07] 入直入入入入住

[00:17:09] 哗啦哗啦哗啦

[00:17:13] 咱这么说吧

[00:17:15] 这场打斗精彩绝伦

[00:17:19] 看热闹的人都坐不住了

[00:17:23] 全站起来

[00:17:25] 一开始给两个人喝彩

[00:17:29] 好好

[00:17:30] 真不错

[00:17:32] 好

[00:17:32] 加油

[00:17:34] 后来忘了

[00:17:37] 光顾担心光顾看了

[00:17:41] 李家林鸦雀无声

[00:17:45] 光听见兵器和脚底下的声音

[00:17:50] 书中代言120 回合过去了

[00:17:55] 黄三太毕竟上了几岁年纪

[00:17:59] 气力顶不住了

[00:18:02] 那也就是他

[00:18:04] 他使的是巧招

[00:18:06] 使的是以逸待劳

[00:18:09] 要没有经验

[00:18:11] 早不是对手了

[00:18:13] 黄三太心里头起急呀

[00:18:17] 心说

[00:18:17] 怎么办怎么办

[00:18:21] 李家林比武是我挑起来的

[00:18:25] 窦尔敦

[00:18:26] 来应战

[00:18:28] 这我要栽了跟头

[00:18:30] 说话能不算数吗

[00:18:32] 我饭碗子砸了

[00:18:34] 我就回了家了

[00:18:36] 威风扫地呀

[00:18:39] 今后我怎么见人呢

[00:18:42] 我怎么对得起我死去的老师

[00:18:46] 怎么对得起上三门呢

[00:18:49] 我栽跟头不是我个人的事儿

[00:18:52] 上三门

[00:18:53] 形意

[00:18:54] 八卦

[00:18:54] 太极

[00:18:56] 所有的弟子徒孙都跟着丢人

[00:19:00] 怎么办呢

[00:19:02] 这豆墩太厉害了

[00:19:06] 哎

[00:19:09] 突然他灵机一动啊

[00:19:12] 想起三只金镖甩头一子

[00:19:16] 黄三泰心说

[00:19:18] 刀不行了

[00:19:19] 干脆我用暗器赢他

[00:19:23] 这玩意儿不太光彩

[00:19:26] 暗箭伤人实在是差点劲

[00:19:31] 但又一想

[00:19:32] 目前解决困境唯有此法

[00:19:36] 别无选择呀

[00:19:38] 诶

[00:19:39] 管怎么的

[00:19:42] 赢了窦尔敦

[00:19:43] 这是至关重要的

[00:19:46] 打定主意之后

[00:19:47] 再看他唰唰唰又使了几招

[00:19:50] 冷不丁转身往外一跳

[00:19:53] 啊

[00:19:53] 成

[00:19:55] 斜刺里跳出八尺多远

[00:19:59] 窦尔敦就一愣

[00:20:01] 刚这么一愣神的功夫

[00:20:03] 黄三太的动作太快了啊

[00:20:06] 唰刀交单手把正手腾出来了

[00:20:11] 从镖囊里就拽出三只金镖

[00:20:14] 用这手夹缝夹着

[00:20:17] 三只镖全拽出来了

[00:20:19] 一转身

[00:20:20] 把手一扬

[00:20:21] 啊招

[00:20:23] 窦尔敦绝没有想到他能打暗器

[00:20:28] 他想提这个事儿来着

[00:20:30] 一想提没有必要

[00:20:32] 今天就是比武较量

[00:20:35] 那怎么能打暗器呢

[00:20:37] 说等于没说呀

[00:20:39] 就这么一马虎

[00:20:40] 他没说

[00:20:41] 这就是欠火候的地方

[00:20:44] 让黄三太钻了空子了

[00:20:48] 把头之镖直奔窦墩顶亮打来

[00:20:53] 真给打上

[00:20:55] 脑门子上就一个窟窿

[00:20:57] 豆都一拨楞脑袋

[00:20:59] 这镖贴着脑门子唰过去了

[00:21:04] 紧跟着第二支镖就到了

[00:21:06] 奔哽嗓咽喉

[00:21:08] 窦墩使劲儿往下一蹲

[00:21:11] 第二只镖贴着头顶过去了

[00:21:14] 唰第三只就到了

[00:21:17] 打他的心口

[00:21:19] 窦尔敦赶紧又一顶身

[00:21:22] 贴着衣服过去

[00:21:24] Era 就三彪

[00:21:27] 窦尔敦心里还说呢

[00:21:29] 哎呀

[00:21:29] 不幸之中的万幸

[00:21:33] 不知道这三只镖怎么躲过去的

[00:21:35] 老匹夫

[00:21:37] 你还有什么能说诶

[00:21:40] 标没打上我你就算完呢

[00:21:44] 结果他想错了

[00:21:46] 黄三太三只镖没打着

[00:21:49] 心里也没底了

[00:21:50] 一伸手拽住碗手套

[00:21:55] 以最快的速度也转身

[00:21:59] 把甩头一子拽出来

[00:22:01] 他这个暗器呀

[00:22:03] 是什么型的呢

[00:22:05] 软家伙

[00:22:08] 这甩头一子

[00:22:09] 大如鹅卵

[00:22:12] 你看那鹅蛋呢

[00:22:13] 就那么摊

[00:22:14] 头前是三棱一个尖

[00:22:17] 能打金钟罩扇打铁布衫

[00:22:21] 铁板也能穿透

[00:22:24] 后头有一丈八尺长的绒绳

[00:22:28] 拿环子拴着

[00:22:30] 另一头有挽手套

[00:22:32] 可以套到手上

[00:22:34] 平常的绝不使用

[00:22:36] 就在腰里头围着

[00:22:39] 在裤腰带上别着

[00:22:41] 衣服一盖

[00:22:42] 你根本看不出来

[00:22:45] 今天情况特殊

[00:22:48] 黄三太也是个鸡茬啊

[00:22:51] 以最快的速度套好了挽手套

[00:22:54] 一拽绳开了

[00:22:59] 把甩头一抡

[00:23:00] 是直奔窦尔敦啊

[00:23:02] 招是

[00:23:04] 窦尔敦一看是大吃一惊