《第036集_连环套》歌词

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[00:00:00] 飞天蜈蚣

[00:00:01] 张道陵

[00:00:04] 虽然武艺高强

[00:00:07] 身份挺高

[00:00:10] 但是

[00:00:10] 是个卑鄙的小人

[00:00:13] 本来在比武之前当众讲的清楚

[00:00:18] 比的是功夫

[00:00:20] 不准使用暗器

[00:00:23] 但是他到了关键的时候

[00:00:25] 背信弃义

[00:00:27] 想要用暗器五毒莲花打豆敦

[00:00:33] 这不是小人

[00:00:34] 这是什么呢

[00:00:37] 说时迟

[00:00:38] 那时快

[00:00:39] 就见张道陵身形一转

[00:00:42] 唰

[00:00:44] 把暗器就亮出来了

[00:00:47] 这种东西有效距离在三丈五尺之内

[00:00:52] 百发百中

[00:00:54] 真要打出来

[00:00:55] 窦尔敦就是大罗金仙

[00:00:59] 也躲不过去呀

[00:01:02] 就见飞天蜈蚣大拇指一扣

[00:01:06] 崩皇

[00:01:07] 啪

[00:01:10] 五都莲花子就打出来了

[00:01:15] 诶

[00:01:15] 您说怎么那么巧

[00:01:19] 就在他大拇指一扣

[00:01:21] 崩皇这个时候

[00:01:24] 从那个缸楼上啊

[00:01:26] 扔下一块瓦来

[00:01:28] 这块碗

[00:01:29] 怎么说也得有三斤沉左右

[00:01:33] 快

[00:01:34] 似闪电一般

[00:01:36] 正打到张道陵的肩头上头

[00:01:40] 娃也打上他了

[00:01:42] 他也扣动了崩皇

[00:01:45] 两种声音响在一块儿了

[00:01:50] 由于这个瓦打的力量太大

[00:01:53] 把张大龄打的身子一摘歪

[00:01:56] 失去平衡

[00:01:59] 所以这五都莲花子就打高了

[00:02:02] 啪一声

[00:02:04] 砸在墙头上了

[00:02:07] 把墙头的砖打碎了一块

[00:02:10] 没

[00:02:10] 打着豆炖

[00:02:13] 张大龄身子一摘歪

[00:02:15] 抢出去两三步

[00:02:17] 这才站稳

[00:02:20] 这块瓦对他来说也就是皮肉

[00:02:23] 受点伤

[00:02:24] 无关重要

[00:02:26] 但是使他十分吃惊啊

[00:02:29] 心说

[00:02:30] 这是谁呀

[00:02:31] 这么一来

[00:02:33] 满院惊骇

[00:02:41] 大家是乱作一团

[00:02:43] 怎么回事儿

[00:02:43] 怎怎怎么回事儿

[00:02:44] 诶谁扔的把诶这怎么回事儿

[00:02:48] 七

[00:02:49] 你们发现没

[00:02:51] 这老道使用暗器了

[00:02:53] 可不可不是吗

[00:02:55] 他不使暗器还不能挨揍

[00:02:57] 不这谁这

[00:03:01] 连窦尔敦都愣住了

[00:03:04] 抬头往四外观看

[00:03:07] 没人

[00:03:09] 张大龄也没看见人

[00:03:12] 心说

[00:03:13] 大白天的闹鬼了

[00:03:16] 或者是闹狐仙儿

[00:03:18] 你不能啊

[00:03:21] 满院的人无不猜测

[00:03:25] 诶说来事儿这事儿全往一块儿赶

[00:03:29] 就听这西大墙

[00:03:32] 孤独

[00:03:35] 公主

[00:03:35] 你有

[00:03:37] 谁敲墙干什么

[00:03:40] 突然有人喊了一声

[00:03:42] 快闪开

[00:03:44] 这墙要倒

[00:03:46] 延环未孕

[00:03:48] 忒呼噜啦

[00:03:51] 西大强啊

[00:03:53] 倒了个豁口

[00:03:55] 尘烟四起

[00:03:58] 这砖散满了一地

[00:04:02] 就在这尘土之中

[00:04:04] 从墙外头窜进一个人来

[00:04:08] 您说这是个人呢

[00:04:09] 是个怪物

[00:04:11] 等这一进来

[00:04:12] 大伙闪目观瞧

[00:04:15] 这人是一条大汉

[00:04:17] 身高一丈一尺

[00:04:19] 挂零啊

[00:04:21] 往人群当中一站

[00:04:23] 真是高一头炸一地

[00:04:27] 就见此人头似麦斗

[00:04:30] 眼似钢铃

[00:04:32] 老虎的鼻子方开口

[00:04:35] 一条大辫儿

[00:04:36] 在脖子上盘着

[00:04:38] 穿青挂皂寸排骨头

[00:04:40] 扭腰杀板带

[00:04:42] 手里头拎着一对倭瓜锤

[00:04:47] 这对大锤都出了号了

[00:04:50] 用金色镀了十几遍

[00:04:53] 是锃明刷亮啊

[00:04:55] 但是看得出

[00:04:57] 这人的年纪并不大

[00:05:00] 顶多也就是20 岁

[00:05:02] 刚挂零

[00:05:04] 长得是虎头虎脑的

[00:05:07] 在人群面前一站

[00:05:09] 真不亚于天王太岁火燎的金刚

[00:05:15] 人们又是一阵大乱

[00:05:20] 心说今儿这是怎么了

[00:05:22] 这是诶

[00:05:24] 我说这位放着门不走

[00:05:26] 怎么在墙上开了个豁口啊

[00:05:30] 怪不得听方才嗡嗡直响

[00:05:33] 闹了半天

[00:05:34] 他是用大锤砸墙来的

[00:05:37] 这位这个劲儿得有多大呀

[00:05:41] 单说这个年轻人

[00:05:44] 拎着两柄大锤

[00:05:45] 窟隆一声进了院里头

[00:05:48] 这眼睛就不够使的了

[00:05:50] 一瞅这院里这么多人

[00:05:52] 他支愣了半天

[00:05:54] 把两柄大锤往一块儿一碰

[00:05:57] 疼了

[00:05:58] 快快快快快快

[00:06:00] 斗丹天喊了一声

[00:06:03] 就这一嗓子

[00:06:04] 跟打闷雷差不多少

[00:06:08] 带着金属的回音

[00:06:10] 是瓮声瓮气的

[00:06:12] 你们听着

[00:06:16] 我说是谁

[00:06:17] 姓窦

[00:06:19] 叫那个

[00:06:21] 斗

[00:06:22] 斗

[00:06:23] 斗

[00:06:24] 呃

[00:06:25] 斗什么来着

[00:06:26] 哎

[00:06:27] 大伙儿心说

[00:06:28] 你问谁呀

[00:06:30] 谁知道你说的什么玩意儿

[00:06:32] 都诶

[00:06:34] 想起来喽

[00:06:36] 叫窦尔敦

[00:06:39] 谁叫窦尔敦

[00:06:42] 铁罗汉在旁边一听就是一愣

[00:06:46] 心说

[00:06:46] 我跟这个年轻人素不相识

[00:06:50] 还指名道姓

[00:06:52] 所为何故啊

[00:06:54] 兜敦愣了一下

[00:06:56] 然后大跨了一步

[00:06:58] 啊

[00:06:59] 不才

[00:07:00] 在下正是窦尔敦

[00:07:04] 这年轻人闻听此言

[00:07:06] 拎着锤就过来了

[00:07:08] 上一眼

[00:07:08] 下一眼

[00:07:09] 一口气看了72 眼

[00:07:13] 我说你就是窦尔敦

[00:07:15] 正是

[00:07:17] 你可不准糊弄我啊

[00:07:20] 你要是骗我

[00:07:22] 我把你脑瓜给揪下来

[00:07:26] 杜敦一看呢

[00:07:27] 闹了半天

[00:07:28] 傻乎乎的是个250

[00:07:33] 大丈夫

[00:07:34] 坐不更名

[00:07:36] 立不改姓

[00:07:38] 这有开玩笑的吗

[00:07:39] 我的确是窦尔敦

[00:07:42] 是啊

[00:07:43] 我再看看啊

[00:07:46] 他哈着腰又看了半天

[00:07:49] 嗯

[00:07:50] 对对对对对

[00:07:53] 一点都不假

[00:07:55] 正是我要找的那个人

[00:07:58] 说着话

[00:07:59] 把大锤往旁边一放

[00:08:00] 跪倒就磕头

[00:08:02] 师傅在上

[00:08:04] 弟子叩拜

[00:08:05] 老师

[00:08:06] 我给你磕头喽

[00:08:09] 嘣嘣嘣

[00:08:11] 你说你使那么大劲干嘛呀

[00:08:14] 把这地呀

[00:08:15] 震得直发颤

[00:08:18] 窦尔敦也愣了

[00:08:20] 周围的人也愣了

[00:08:22] 全都迟愣在那里

[00:08:24] 谁也没说话

[00:08:27] 窦尔敦赶紧用手相搀

[00:08:29] 免了免了

[00:08:30] 免了免了

[00:08:31] 壮士

[00:08:33] 你我萍水相逢

[00:08:35] 如何这样称呼

[00:08:39] 我什么时候收你这徒弟了诶

[00:08:42] 这你可不对啊

[00:08:44] 这话不是我说的

[00:08:47] 是我爷爷说的

[00:08:48] 你不信问我爷爷去

[00:08:52] 你爷爷是哪位

[00:08:53] 他现在何处

[00:08:55] 我正找他呢

[00:08:56] 找不着了

[00:08:57] 爷爷

[00:08:59] 爷爷

[00:09:00] 你在哪儿呢

[00:09:04] 他扯开大嗓子就喊开了

[00:09:07] 诶正在这么个时候

[00:09:10] 房上有人说话

[00:09:13] 众人抬头一看

[00:09:14] 就见正厅顶上

[00:09:17] 站着个老者

[00:09:19] 心说

[00:09:20] 这位什么时候上的房啊

[00:09:22] 嘿

[00:09:22] 今儿发生这些事儿

[00:09:24] 真有意思

[00:09:26] 但是这个老者是细高挑大身了

[00:09:31] 头上戴着破草帽

[00:09:34] 身上穿的褂子

[00:09:36] 补丁摞着补丁

[00:09:39] 腰里系着根绒绳

[00:09:41] 脚上蹬着一双草鞋

[00:09:44] 背后背着包

[00:09:46] 左手拎着唐罗

[00:09:49] 右手拄着明杖

[00:09:51] 往脸上一看

[00:09:53] 面色姜黄

[00:09:55] 两道苍眉

[00:09:58] 准头高起方海口

[00:10:00] 下边是白胡

[00:10:03] 长得是不错

[00:10:05] 可惜哟

[00:10:06] 往眼上一看

[00:10:08] 这一对大白眼睛

[00:10:10] 没有黑眼人儿

[00:10:12] 一看就是个实木的盲人

[00:10:17] 这位在房上还紧敲这糖锣

[00:10:21] 汤汤

[00:10:25] 哎呀

[00:10:26] 我说众位啊

[00:10:28] 我这走到哪儿来了

[00:10:31] 借问一声

[00:10:33] 万全镖局怎么走啊啊

[00:10:37] 他一边说着

[00:10:39] 一边往前走

[00:10:41] 你想再往前迈一步

[00:10:44] 从房上就摔下来了

[00:10:46] 两丈多高的房

[00:10:48] 方砖铺的地

[00:10:50] 这么大年纪要摔下来

[00:10:52] 准死无疑呀

[00:10:55] 你还真别说

[00:10:57] 真有好心人呢

[00:10:59] 有个伙计就喊上了

[00:11:02] 老爷子

[00:11:04] 站那别动

[00:11:06] 再往前迈一步就摔坏你了

[00:11:09] 别动

[00:11:10] 我找梯子去

[00:11:12] 啊

[00:11:13] 你说什么

[00:11:15] 这位还听不清

[00:11:17] 不仅看不见

[00:11:18] 耳朵还不好使

[00:11:21] 一边说着

[00:11:22] 一脚就蹬空了

[00:11:25] 大头朝下

[00:11:27] 从房上就折下来

[00:11:30] 在场的人一看

[00:11:31] 哎哟

[00:11:37] 惊呼声未止

[00:11:39] 这老盲人呢

[00:11:40] 摔得湿拍拍的e

[00:11:44] 十等于二零

[00:11:47] 咱甭说摔的是轻还是重

[00:11:50] 把砖

[00:11:52] 砸碎了

[00:11:52] 好几块

[00:11:55] 就见这老盲人刚的一声不动弹了

[00:12:00] 人们一看

[00:12:01] 坏了

[00:12:01] 摔死了

[00:12:02] 摔没气儿了

[00:12:05] 正在这么个时候

[00:12:07] 就见这老盲人一骨碌身站起来了

[00:12:12] 哎呀

[00:12:13] 好悬好悬呐

[00:12:15] 好悬

[00:12:16] 没摔坏了

[00:12:18] 就见他活动活动腰腿

[00:12:21] 嗯

[00:12:22] 老胳膊老腿的

[00:12:24] 还紧摔

[00:12:25] 没事儿

[00:12:28] 说话之间

[00:12:30] 把唐锣明杖捡起来了

[00:12:34] 嘿

[00:12:36] RRR

[00:12:37] 借光

[00:12:38] 借光

[00:12:39] 请问医生

[00:12:40] 这是什么地方

[00:12:42] 问

[00:12:42] 那个万全镖局怎么个走法啊

[00:12:49] 在场的人这才看出来

[00:12:51] 这个盲人呢

[00:12:53] 装的

[00:12:55] 这不定是哪位世外高人呐

[00:12:58] 故意演戏

[00:13:02] 就在这时

[00:13:03] 三尺地灵魔陆清、陆远泰认出来了

[00:13:10] 陆青往前大跨一步

[00:13:13] 把脑袋一拨

[00:13:14] 楞

[00:13:17] 我说

[00:13:17] 老朋友

[00:13:19] 别演戏了

[00:13:21] 如果我没猜错的话

[00:13:24] 你就是衡山二老第一老

[00:13:28] 古木熏真

[00:13:29] 逍遥叟石善池乐天吧

[00:13:35] 哎哎

[00:13:36] 对呀

[00:13:37] 您算说着了

[00:13:40] 就见这老盲人

[00:13:42] 抬起手来

[00:13:44] 拍一下脑门

[00:13:46] 他

[00:13:48] 顿时变了

[00:13:50] 两个大白眼睛变成了又黑又亮的黑眼人儿

[00:13:57] 瞳孔放光啊

[00:14:01] 就见他仰面一笑

[00:14:04] 哈哈

[00:14:04] 哈哈

[00:14:06] 哎呀

[00:14:08] 这次山东没白来呀

[00:14:10] 哎呦呦呦呦呦呦

[00:14:12] 在场的这么多位高人呢

[00:14:15] 我算开了眼界了

[00:14:18] 尤其是见着陆老剑客

[00:14:22] 我更没白来呀

[00:14:24] 真是三生有幸啊

[00:14:30] 那位数

[00:14:32] 他是慈善迟乐天吗

[00:14:35] 一点儿都不假呀

[00:14:39] 原来在武林道当中

[00:14:42] 门派甚多

[00:14:44] 其中比较有影响的当属恒山派

[00:14:50] 衡山派的创始人是亲哥俩

[00:14:55] 老大

[00:14:56] 慈善吃了天

[00:14:59] 就是装盲人的这个主

[00:15:01] 他还有个亲兄弟

[00:15:03] 叫池乐园

[00:15:06] 十乐天

[00:15:07] 江湖人称逍遥走

[00:15:10] 迟乐园

[00:15:11] 江湖人称混元走

[00:15:16] 提起他们哥俩来

[00:15:17] 真是无人不知

[00:15:19] 无人不晓啊

[00:15:22] 单说老将

[00:15:24] 可迟了天

[00:15:25] 他这个人的性情啊

[00:15:27] 相当活泼

[00:15:30] 你别看这么大的年纪了

[00:15:32] 又好说又好笑

[00:15:34] 经常装盲人

[00:15:36] 装哑巴

[00:15:37] 装聋子

[00:15:39] 有时还假扮花儿乞丐

[00:15:44] 他手里拿着糖锣和明杖

[00:15:47] 这是两件应手的兵器

[00:15:50] 那唐锣五金打造的

[00:15:54] 能做盾牌

[00:15:55] 能做暗器

[00:15:58] 这名杖长了下四尺

[00:16:01] 乃五金打造

[00:16:03] 从外表看

[00:16:04] 黑曲辽光

[00:16:05] 这是什么玩意儿

[00:16:07] 实质上特殊的兵器

[00:16:10] 不仅能点穴

[00:16:12] 而且能善避刀枪

[00:16:16] 这老哥俩行侠仗义

[00:16:19] 人缘甚好

[00:16:21] 自立门户

[00:16:22] 广收门徒

[00:16:24] 交了许多许多的朋友

[00:16:27] 但这迟乐天呢

[00:16:29] 性情古怪

[00:16:31] 朋友是不少

[00:16:33] 真正不错的不多

[00:16:37] 他心里头

[00:16:39] 最觉得亲热的就是五台山文殊院的海静大师

[00:16:45] 他俩是多年的交情

[00:16:48] 这次他离开家呀

[00:16:51] 就奔五台山

[00:16:52] 文殊院

[00:16:53] 想看看老朋友在一起盘踞盘踞

[00:16:57] 结果啊

[00:16:58] 扑空了

[00:17:00] 海静下山不在

[00:17:03] 接待他的

[00:17:05] 是了尘和了静

[00:17:07] 也就是窦尔敦的两个师兄

[00:17:12] 石乐天就问我

[00:17:14] 那老朋友哪儿去了

[00:17:16] 了尘就说我师父不在

[00:17:19] 跟您呢

[00:17:19] 只差一天

[00:17:21] 昨儿个才走

[00:17:23] 去看望我新收的那个师弟

[00:17:27] 叫窦尔敦

[00:17:30] 我老师给他送了个绰号

[00:17:32] 叫铜头铁罗汉

[00:17:34] 哦

[00:17:36] 迟乐天一愣

[00:17:37] 哦

[00:17:37] 他又收徒弟了

[00:17:39] 窦尔敦何许人也呀

[00:17:43] 了尘了净

[00:17:45] 就把豆丁为人武艺详细做了介绍

[00:17:50] 特别着重提到闯罗汉堂的事儿

[00:17:55] 十了天是又惊又喜呀

[00:17:57] 哎呀

[00:17:58] 难得呀

[00:18:01] 既然如此

[00:18:02] 那我就不待了

[00:18:04] 十来天离开五台山文殊院

[00:18:08] 到处找海静

[00:18:10] 结果行走

[00:18:11] 路过保定府

[00:18:14] 他找个店房住下了

[00:18:16] 到街头上一打听

[00:18:18] 好吗

[00:18:19] 这保定府盛传窦尔敦的事儿

[00:18:24] 都蹲

[00:18:25] 怎么大闹龙虎寺

[00:18:27] 怎么力挫胡景春

[00:18:31] 怎么跟两家镖局的解围

[00:18:34] 怎么在忠孝祠立错磨山老虎等等等等事儿

[00:18:39] 都说这件事儿

[00:18:41] 老头儿一听

[00:18:43] 呀哈

[00:18:43] 这豆墩真了不起呀

[00:18:47] 将来有了机会

[00:18:49] 我还真得见识见识

[00:18:52] 他也替海静长老高兴

[00:18:56] 收了这么好个徒弟

[00:18:59] 真不错

[00:19:01] 后来他溜达到山东了

[00:19:04] 他是好动不好静的人

[00:19:06] 山东也是武术之乡啊

[00:19:09] 他也有几个好朋友

[00:19:12] 正好到了晏城县一带

[00:19:15] 他一瞅

[00:19:16] 这干嘛呀

[00:19:16] 兴师动众的

[00:19:19] 街上有点反常

[00:19:22] 后来到处打听

[00:19:24] 才知道怎么回事儿

[00:19:26] 闹了半天

[00:19:27] 万全镖局的赖九成和大同拳馆的科特朗之间发生了争执

[00:19:36] 九月初一

[00:19:38] 要参加比武大会

[00:19:41] 两方面各请高人

[00:19:43] 正做准备

[00:19:46] 老剑客一想

[00:19:47] 这热闹可不可错过呀

[00:19:49] 我得开开眼

[00:19:51] 后来他明察暗访

[00:19:54] 才知道戏里了

[00:19:56] 心中对赖九成颇为不满

[00:20:00] 心说

[00:20:00] 赖九成啊

[00:20:01] 你的野心太大了

[00:20:03] 背信弃义

[00:20:05] 想要独吞本源派

[00:20:07] 你本身这么做就是不仗义

[00:20:11] 对科特朗

[00:20:12] 他深表同情

[00:20:16] 他听说豆蹲在这儿呢

[00:20:18] 所以就没走

[00:20:19] 想要见识见识

[00:20:22] 今天白天呢

[00:20:24] 他路过

[00:20:26] 万泉镖局武馆的门前

[00:20:28] 他一看好了

[00:20:31] 这个阵势摆的可不小啊

[00:20:34] 正好赶上富春宝下书

[00:20:37] 他就知道要出事

[00:20:39] 凭着他的决议

[00:20:41] 他溜进万全镖局总部

[00:20:45] 就藏到桥楼上的

[00:20:47] 就是那个更楼

[00:20:49] 这地儿没人

[00:20:50] 居高临下

[00:20:52] 看得非常清楚

[00:20:55] 这所发生的一切

[00:20:57] 全没瞒得了他

[00:21:00] 他不仅看的清楚

[00:21:02] 也听得明白

[00:21:04] 按挑大指

[00:21:06] 称赞窦敦

[00:21:09] 后来飞天蜈蚣张道陵

[00:21:13] 会逗豆墩要使用暗器

[00:21:16] 老将可一看不好啊

[00:21:19] 这才接了块瓦

[00:21:20] 帮了窦墩的忙

[00:21:22] 这就是以往的经过

[00:21:26] 那么光说他了

[00:21:29] 还那傻东西

[00:21:30] 跟他什么关系

[00:21:32] 诶

[00:21:32] 这啥东西啊

[00:21:34] 是他捡的那么个孙子

[00:21:38] 这个傻英雄姓丁

[00:21:40] 叫丁猛啊

[00:21:43] 父亲在明朝末年崇祯年代做洛阳镇的总兵

[00:21:49] 后来清兵进关

[00:21:51] 他父亲战死了

[00:21:53] 母亲也死了

[00:21:55] 就剩下一个孤儿

[00:21:57] 丁猛那年13 岁

[00:22:00] 天生的臂力过人

[00:22:03] 而且这个头长得也特大

[00:22:07] 因为是孤儿嘛

[00:22:08] 他得吃饭

[00:22:09] 到处抢劫

[00:22:11] 凭着胳膊足

[00:22:13] 力量大

[00:22:14] 谁也拿不住他

[00:22:16] 后来被迟乐天老剑客发现了

[00:22:20] 老剑客

[00:22:21] 可怜这孩子

[00:22:23] 同时呢

[00:22:24] 感到惊奇

[00:22:26] 一瞅这傻小子

[00:22:27] 个儿这么高

[00:22:29] 气力这么大

[00:22:30] 是个好坯子

[00:22:32] 干脆我把他带走吧

[00:22:35] 他就把丁猛带回衡山碣石村

[00:22:40] 跟兄弟把经过一讲

[00:22:42] 老哥俩拿他当亲孙子

[00:22:46] 百般疼爱

[00:22:48] 养了他这么多年

[00:22:51] 不仅养他

[00:22:52] 同时老哥俩教给他武艺

[00:22:56] 无奈

[00:22:57] 兵猛这个家伙属熊瞎子的

[00:23:00] 记吃不记打

[00:23:03] 一教就会

[00:23:04] 转眼就忘

[00:23:06] 学一招忘一招

[00:23:08] 教了好几年等于没教

[00:23:11] 你问他

[00:23:12] 哥什么也不知道

[00:23:13] 因此二老是万般着急

[00:23:16] 这可如何是好