《Interrogation Song》歌词

[00:00:00] Interrogation Song - The Muppets (布偶秀大电影)/Ty Burrell/Sam Eagle

[00:00:01] Written by：Bret McKenzie/Paul Roemen

[00:00:03] Kermit let's begin

[00:00:04] Describe the day you played Berlin

[00:00:07] We rehearsed and then we walked about

[00:00:09] We ate bratwurst and sauerkraut

[00:00:11] That night at ten o' three

[00:00:13] Were you inside the portrait gallery

[00:00:16] From ten o'clock to ten o' four

[00:00:18] Was when we did the show encore

[00:00:20] Hmm frog we've got our doubts

[00:00:22] Can you confirm your whereabouts

[00:00:25] My alibi is watertight

[00:00:27] The audience saw me sing all night

[00:00:29] Monsieur we know you did the crime

[00:00:32] I was on stage that whole time

[00:00:34] Ask who sang rainbow connection

[00:00:36] Thank you Kermit no more questions

[00:00:40] Hello I think it's time for good cop romantic cop

[00:00:45] Miss Piggy you could end up locked inside

[00:00:47] Now's your chance to save your hide

[00:00:50] Gentlemen I did not know

[00:00:52] It's a crime to steal the show

[00:00:54] Tell us how the art was taken

[00:00:56] If you want to save your bacon

[00:00:59] I haven't seen your missing art

[00:01:01] All I've stolen is audience hearts

[00:01:03] We can give you a plea deal

[00:01:05] All you have to do is squeal

[00:01:07] I'm not a thief I don't know how

[00:01:10] All I've ever taken is a bow

[00:01:12] We'll catch the swine that did this job

[00:01:15] Give up the pig puns creep

[00:01:16] Go jump in a lake that's my suggestion

[00:01:19] Thank you piggy no more questions

[00:01:22] I think she likes me

[00:01:23] I don't think your puns are helping the investigation

[00:01:26] You know I think they did it

[00:01:28] No they didn't

[00:01:28] Yes they did and we can pin it

[00:01:30] If they did how did they do it

[00:01:31] If they didn't how did they didn't

[00:01:32] If they didn't then it's easy 'cause they simply didn't do it

[00:01:34] If they did it then I knew it but we've nothing that can prove it

[00:01:38] Oh excuse me

[00:01:39] Uh

[00:01:40] Bring in the purple guy with the shnozz

[00:01:43] Do you remember what you did

[00:01:45] On the night you played Madrid

[00:01:48] I was hit by a raging bull

[00:01:50] And rushed off stage to the hospital

[00:01:52] Gonzo what do you know

[00:01:54] About the sculpture theft at Madrid's prado

[00:01:57] I never saw the stolen busts

[00:01:59] I spent the night in bed concussed

[00:02:01] The truth Gonzo the clock is tickin'

[00:02:03] If you don't believe me ask the chicken

[00:02:05] Camilla was there she'll co operate

[00:02:07] Madam are you willing to corroborate

[00:02:10] Bawk bawk begawk begawk gawk gawk

[00:02:12] Will someone get this chicken out of here

[00:02:14] Calm down Camilla it's a routine inspection

[00:02:17] Thank you Gonzo no more questions

[00:02:26] Let's go from the start

[00:02:28] What do you know about the stolen art

[00:02:30] I didn't know there was a plan

[00:02:32] Your accusation is far out man

[00:02:35] The chances of us committing a crime

[00:02:37] Are less than 009

[00:02:39] Shern de shern de herf

[00:02:41] Sher de chicky en de farney hug

[00:02:44] To help with our investigation

[00:02:46] Can you do a full translation

[00:02:48] What the chef just said to you

[00:02:50] Was schnoop do schnnop do schnook

[00:02:51] It's not Swedish

[00:02:52] Aaaarghh

[00:02:55] Wank wank wank

[00:02:57] I can do an Elvis impression

[00:02:59] Thank you Muppets no more questions

[00:03:03] They didn't

[00:03:04] No they didn't

[00:03:04] There's no way they did the crime

[00:03:05] They couldn't they're too stupid

[00:03:07] They're not criminal masterminds

[00:03:08] We do not know who did it but we know who didn't do it

[00:03:10] So we know who didn't do it yes we know who didn't do it

[00:03:15] They're incapable of being culpable