《Snooker Loopy》歌词

[00:00:00] Snooker Loopy - The Matchroom Mob/차스 (Chas)

[00:00:10] Snooker loopy nuts are we

[00:00:12] Me and him and them and me

[00:00:15] We'll show you what we can do

[00:00:17] With a load of balls and a snooker cue

[00:00:20] Pot the reds then screw back

[00:00:22] For the yellow green brown blue pink and black

[00:00:24] Snooker loopy nuts are we

[00:00:27] We're all snooker loopy

[00:00:34] Now ol' Milo as we all know's

[00:00:36] Got loadsa dappa suits

[00:00:39] London bred and he keeps his head

[00:00:41] Though he's got Italian roots

[00:00:44] Emotional but he keeps his cool

[00:00:46] 'Til he reaches the finals

[00:00:48] And whether he wins or whether he don't

[00:00:51] I always bite me eyeballs

[00:00:53] Now our friend Den hours he spent

[00:00:56] Down the snooker hall

[00:00:58] On the old green baize his mates seem amazed

[00:01:00] At skills with a snooker ball

[00:01:03] And them long shots he never ever got

[00:01:05] Why The old mind boggles

[00:01:08] But nowadays he pots the lot

[00:01:10] 'Cause I wear these goggles

[00:01:13] Snooker loopy nuts are we

[00:01:15] Me and him and them and me

[00:01:17] We'll show you what we can do

[00:01:20] With a load of balls and a snooker cue

[00:01:22] Pot the reds then screw back

[00:01:24] For the yellow green brown blue pink and black

[00:01:27] Snooker loopy nuts are we

[00:01:29] We're all snooker loopy

[00:01:37] Now Terry the taff was born in a gaff

[00:01:39] In the valleys of the land of song

[00:01:41] And as the reds he puts to bed

[00:01:44] He likes to sing along

[00:01:46] And if I win he says with a grin

[00:01:49] It can only help me can't it

[00:01:51] I'll celebrate I'll buy another eight

[00:01:53] Hairbrushes for me barnet

[00:01:56] Now old Willy Thorne his hair's all gone

[00:01:58] And his mates all take the rise

[00:02:00] His opponent said cover up his head

[00:02:03] 'Cos it's shining in my eyes

[00:02:05] When the light shines down on his bare crown

[00:02:08] It's a cert he's gonna walk it

[00:02:10] It's just not fair giving off that glare

[00:02:12] Perhaps I ought to chalk it

[00:02:15] Snooker loopy nuts are we

[00:02:17] Me and him and them and me

[00:02:20] We'll show you what we can do

[00:02:22] With a load of balls and a snooker cue

[00:02:25] Pot the reds then screw back

[00:02:27] For the yellow green brown blue pink and black

[00:02:29] Snooker loopy nuts are we

[00:02:32] We're all snooker loopy

[00:02:39] Now Steve last year come very near

[00:02:41] To winning the snooker crown

[00:02:43] But he never got to put it on his ginger nut

[00:02:46] 'Cos the black ball wouldn't go down

[00:02:48] His manager of all said Sod that ball

[00:02:51] But it helped him make his mind up

[00:02:53] Now he don't care who wins this year

[00:02:55] 'Cause he's got the rest of us signed up

[00:02:58] Snooker loopy nuts are we

[00:03:00] Me and him and them and me

[00:03:03] We'll show you what we can do

[00:03:05] With a load of balls and a snooker cue

[00:03:07] Pot the reds then screw back

[00:03:09] For the yellow green brown blue pink and black

[00:03:12] Snooker loopy nuts are we

[00:03:14] We're all snooker loopy

[00:03:17] Snooker loopy nuts are we

[00:03:19] Me and him and them and me

[00:03:22] We'll show you what we can do

[00:03:24] With a load of balls and a snooker cue

[00:03:26] Pot the reds then screw back

[00:03:28] For the yellow green brown blue pink and black

[00:03:31] Snooker loopy nuts are we

[00:03:33] We're all snooker loopy

[00:03:36] Snooker loopy nuts are we

[00:03:38] We're all snooker loopy

[00:03:41] Snooker loopy nuts are we

[00:03:46] We're all snooker loopy