《小五义 第060集》歌词

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[00:00:01] 人生在世

[00:00:03] 片片片

[00:00:06] 日月如梭年年年

[00:00:11] 富贵之人

[00:00:13] 有有有

[00:00:14] 贫困之人喊喊喊说升官发财

[00:00:21] Dei dei dei

[00:00:23] 两腿一蹬

[00:00:26] 完完完

[00:00:30] 您说是这么回事儿

[00:00:31] 到头来

[00:00:33] 一场空

[00:00:36] A

[00:00:36] 尽管如此

[00:00:38] 人生在世

[00:00:39] 得做一番事业

[00:00:42] 也想要流芳千古

[00:00:45] 不借就吃饭就睡觉

[00:00:48] 就玩儿旧了

[00:00:49] 一点意义也没有啊

[00:00:51] 那有什么意思

[00:00:53] 窗前明月光

[00:00:56] 疑是地上霜

[00:00:59] 举头望明月

[00:01:02] 低头

[00:01:03] 思故乡

[00:01:07] 人啊

[00:01:08] 都是有感情的

[00:01:10] 人跟动物之所以有区别

[00:01:14] 就是有理智

[00:01:15] 有连志懂情

[00:01:20] 但是呢

[00:01:22] 我们经常这么说

[00:01:23] 这人丧心病狂

[00:01:25] 丧失理智

[00:01:28] 跟野兽没什么区别啊

[00:01:31] 要不咱们有些东西形容说这个人兽性发作

[00:01:36] 就跟野兽一样恢复的原始那样

[00:01:40] 但是一般来讲

[00:01:42] 受法律和道德观念的约束

[00:01:45] 人就是人

[00:01:48] 拿前面说

[00:01:49] 咱们来说

[00:01:50] 在出生入死

[00:01:52] 别再长

[00:01:54] 乒乓先来个自我介绍

[00:02:00] 我乃昆仑山小西天

[00:02:05] 33 层天外天

[00:02:09] 卧佛寺的方丈

[00:02:12] 人送绰号卧佛

[00:02:15] 昆仑僧

[00:02:19] 这一次

[00:02:21] 萌朱老剑客he Jin Di ao Xia 所愿来沪这次英雄盛会

[00:02:30] 贫僧深感荣幸

[00:02:33] 使我最高兴的事

[00:02:35] 这第五镇安排到贫僧D 身上

[00:02:42] 以前那寺镇我全看见了

[00:02:45] 精彩而又紧张

[00:02:49] 不管谁输谁赢

[00:02:52] 武艺都达到如火纯青

[00:02:55] 使老僧大开眼界

[00:03:00] 我可不敢说有那么大的能力

[00:03:03] 无废料线

[00:03:05] 小记求助为赏脸

[00:03:11] 我和昆仑僧说得十分客气

[00:03:16] 然后他把手放下来

[00:03:19] 开封府的各位英雄

[00:03:22] 今天你们可得捧场

[00:03:25] 我主要是跟你们比

[00:03:27] 是那位说贫僧比什么

[00:03:32] 我这两下子一般

[00:03:35] 大家先看看我的掌法

[00:03:39] 来la 轮呗

[00:03:44] 他带了不少小和尚

[00:03:46] 事先都安排好了

[00:03:49] 就见这和尚一铁车拉了好几块大青石

[00:03:57] 这青石啊

[00:03:59] 经过人工抛造

[00:04:01] 比较光滑

[00:04:03] 大块儿能有六尺见方

[00:04:08] 小块儿也有二尺见方

[00:04:12] 一共六七块

[00:04:14] 催得梅花圈哭声催着B

[00:04:19] 在看昆仑僧衣

[00:04:22] 伸手挑了快二尺见方

[00:04:27] 把这块石头抱起来

[00:04:30] 对大伙儿说

[00:04:32] 钟爱这块青石的分量不算重要

[00:04:37] 六七百斤吧

[00:04:40] 我练一首

[00:04:41] 大伙儿看着

[00:04:43] 如能有人也练得我这样

[00:04:48] 我就算认输

[00:04:50] JB 5 站

[00:04:50] 你们算赢了

[00:04:53] 昆仑僧说完了

[00:04:56] 两手把这石头一翻开

[00:05:01] 就扔在空中

[00:05:05] 石头往下一落

[00:05:07] 他用肩膀节趴

[00:05:09] 肩膀一动

[00:05:10] 把石头又弹起来

[00:05:13] 这石头往下一落

[00:05:14] 他玩这个花火

[00:05:15] 又使了个浪子皮球

[00:05:19] 脚往后踹

[00:05:21] 啪一声又把石头攒起来

[00:05:25] 当时头往下一落的时候

[00:05:27] 他用磕膝盖节

[00:05:29] 一企一落

[00:05:30] 他就玩儿开花火呢

[00:05:34] A

[00:05:34] 又见这和尚

[00:05:36] 满脸带笑

[00:05:38] 轻松自如

[00:05:41] 两旁的人一看

[00:05:43] 无不惊骇

[00:05:47] 这是什么场合

[00:05:49] 都是练武的

[00:05:51] 谁不明白这块石头六七百斤

[00:05:56] 到了昆仑僧手里头就好像个球似的

[00:06:00] 人家不费吹灰之力在这儿踢毽子

[00:06:05] 练皮球

[00:06:08] 你还练这个好劲儿

[00:06:11] 肩膀也接脚

[00:06:13] 也蹬啪啪石头一起一落不落地

[00:06:18] 最后这石头落下来之后

[00:06:22] 就见昆仑僧把脖子一起用to 脑子往上一节开

[00:06:34] 石头正落到粗倒地上

[00:06:37] 脑袋没事儿

[00:06:39] 把石头就崩碎了四块

[00:06:49] 人们一片喝彩之声

[00:06:53] 人家是练得昆仑派的

[00:06:55] 印度大合同练完了

[00:06:59] 称开封府这方面一打基础利

[00:07:03] Bo Bo

[00:07:05] 各位大家见笑了

[00:07:08] 我请一位谁陪着我来练一练哪一位

[00:07:15] 讲评看完问左右

[00:07:18] 各位

[00:07:20] 人家还是石的硬弓啊

[00:07:22] 哪位觉着硬功有底你就下场

[00:07:27] 觉着不行可别凑合哪一位

[00:07:31] 说话之间

[00:07:33] 站起一人

[00:07:35] 这个人年迈苍苍

[00:07:37] 仍然飘白色拉呀

[00:07:42] 我看这一阵轮到老朽我头上

[00:07:46] 我下去

[00:07:47] 照亮照亮

[00:07:49] 徐良众人一看

[00:07:50] 说话的非是旁人

[00:07:53] 正是塞北三绝的头一位

[00:07:56] 展翅腾空背摩天记华城

[00:08:03] 季老剑客哥仨都来参加演唱会

[00:08:09] 三爷曾经练过决议

[00:08:12] 这哥俩压根儿没动

[00:08:16] 老头怎么想的呢

[00:08:18] 时政组输赢

[00:08:20] 不要急于求成

[00:08:23] 反正早晚我得来一阵

[00:08:26] T 开封府就办点儿事儿

[00:08:29] 也不往人家聘请我们一场

[00:08:33] 赔偿就具有

[00:08:35] 这很符合自己的需要

[00:08:39] 因为他就喜欢练硬度

[00:08:42] 看一看

[00:08:43] 呃

[00:08:43] 佛昆仑僧练出这种决议来引起他的兴趣

[00:08:48] 因此要报名下场

[00:08:52] 蒋明点头啊

[00:08:54] 在看计划成稳当当

[00:08:57] 走向宗彩排

[00:09:00] 来到梅花圈

[00:09:03] 冲着昆仑僧一抱拳

[00:09:07] 老罗汉

[00:09:08] 行啦

[00:09:08] 老朽有礼了

[00:09:12] 昆仑僧一看面前站着老者

[00:09:16] 个头不算高

[00:09:19] 但是凑着非常精神

[00:09:21] 两个眼睛倍儿亮

[00:09:23] 大秃脑门子

[00:09:25] 后脑勺还剩下几十根头发

[00:09:29] 像银线相似

[00:09:31] 把他拢到一块儿

[00:09:33] 梳子小嘎达揪儿用一股冷红头绳系着

[00:09:38] 身上穿着土黄色的袍子

[00:09:41] 是又肥又大半截

[00:09:43] 白布高装

[00:09:44] 袜子蹬着一双千层

[00:09:46] 比踢死牛豆包大撒鞋

[00:09:51] 一说话声音非常洪亮

[00:09:54] 昆仑僧不认识

[00:09:56] 李陀佛

[00:09:58] 请问老人家尊姓大名

[00:10:01] 哎哟

[00:10:03] 我是山沟里的人

[00:10:06] 哪来的什么大名啊

[00:10:09] 幼年之间爱武术

[00:10:12] 登高眺远的

[00:10:15] 就这么的相亲

[00:10:16] 还爱我

[00:10:17] 给我送个绰号

[00:10:20] 叫展翅腾空背摩天

[00:10:24] 国兴计较

[00:10:26] 寄语华城

[00:10:29] 啊

[00:10:30] 咋吃了一惊

[00:10:33] 你别看G 老剑客说话谦虚

[00:10:37] 她的名望可不小啊

[00:10:39] 连昆仑僧远在甘肃

[00:10:43] 他都听过老头儿的名声

[00:10:45] 好吃的就是塞北三绝的头一位

[00:10:49] 没有

[00:10:50] 没想在这儿

[00:10:50] 剧终

[00:10:52] 我可要多加谨慎

[00:10:55] 想罢多时

[00:10:57] 大和尚一了

[00:10:59] 老剑客久闻大名轰雷贯耳

[00:11:02] 今日得见尊颜

[00:11:04] 三生有幸

[00:11:05] 看来贫僧不虚此行啊

[00:11:08] 我算开了眼了

[00:11:10] 老剑客

[00:11:11] 怎么你也喜欢练硬功

[00:11:15] 不错

[00:11:16] 我从小就爱za

[00:11:19] 专几时没少练

[00:11:22] 但是比起老罗汉来

[00:11:24] 我差得多

[00:11:25] 咱们今儿个试试

[00:11:28] 我也挑块石头

[00:11:30] 也按你那个方法练一练

[00:11:34] 大盒子往旁边一推

[00:11:36] G 华城啊

[00:11:37] 笨石头堆

[00:11:39] 心里说话

[00:11:41] 你挑

[00:11:41] 那是二尺见方的分量

[00:11:44] 在600多斤儿

[00:11:45] 700来斤儿

[00:11:47] 我压得挑个比你分量大的要跟你一样

[00:11:51] 那就算栽了

[00:11:54] 老人家把长大的一斤挂上一批

[00:11:58] 捏着一袋子里头把两个绣面卷了卷

[00:12:03] 干净利落

[00:12:04] 没有绷挂之处

[00:12:06] 迈步来到石头堆钱

[00:12:08] 他一看有那大块儿

[00:12:11] 三尺见方

[00:12:13] 看见分量也八九百斤吧

[00:12:17] 老头儿一下一报

[00:12:18] 奇怪

[00:12:21] 像抱小孩似的把他拢到怀里

[00:12:26] 昆仑桑

[00:12:28] 我练这块儿你看怎么样

[00:12:30] 行啊

[00:12:31] 比我那块大得多

[00:12:33] 好累

[00:12:36] 我可能练不好

[00:12:38] 你可别见笑啊

[00:12:40] 重为大家上演

[00:12:44] 说着话

[00:12:45] 就见季华程一笑

[00:12:47] 丹田一粒混元气

[00:12:49] 2 B 1 走起

[00:12:54] 把这块巨石就走向空中

[00:12:59] 能有一丈六七尺高

[00:13:02] 这石头翻着个儿就落下来

[00:13:05] 在看剧花城

[00:13:07] 先练了个苏秦背剑

[00:13:10] 用后被劫

[00:13:13] 趴在一摞上

[00:13:15] 老头儿身子温丝儿没动

[00:13:17] 紧跟着后背往空中一股这块石头又飞起来

[00:13:23] 老头儿用柯西盖

[00:13:24] 皆用肩膀子

[00:13:26] 接用胳膊肘儿结

[00:13:29] 唰唰唰唰

[00:13:31] 就见距实施一企一落

[00:13:34] 老头儿冰凌深情滥

[00:13:36] 传银髯飘白

[00:13:38] 那个好看劲儿就甭提

[00:13:40] 这个轻松劲儿也别说了

[00:13:44] 这么重的一块石头

[00:13:46] 放到老头的手里头

[00:13:47] 就好像个大棉花球

[00:13:52] 在场的人无不热烈鼓掌

[00:13:56] 好

[00:13:57] 果然是决议力大绝伦

[00:14:00] 连连嗷嗷嗷

[00:14:06] 最后这块石头落下来

[00:14:09] 就见季华城把双手往后一背

[00:14:14] 脖子一挺

[00:14:15] 拿这to 脑袋往上一节

[00:14:18] 还开趴列乘4万石头滚落的尘埃

[00:14:27] 您说有多大的劲儿

[00:14:28] 反正被罚了好几个坑

[00:14:32] G 花生把秃脑袋一不楞

[00:14:35] 把上面的粉末擦下去

[00:14:38] 柳巷回头冲着昆仑风一笑

[00:14:42] 大师傅

[00:14:43] 我献丑了

[00:14:46] 嗯

[00:14:48] 陀佛

[00:14:52] 囤沦桑

[00:14:53] 你看行啊

[00:14:55] 这老头儿的硬功比我强啊

[00:14:58] 嘿嘿

[00:14:59] 你别着急

[00:15:01] 这只不过是刚开始

[00:15:05] 唱戏这叫小帽压皱的戏在后边

[00:15:11] 胡林峰想在这儿点点头脑

[00:15:14] 剑客名不虚传

[00:15:17] 财富财富

[00:15:20] 不过话我没说清楚

[00:15:24] 练这几块石头

[00:15:26] 无非是活动活动筋骨

[00:15:29] 可不是正品

[00:15:32] 这第五镇读书营吗

[00:15:35] 我还没往外拿呢

[00:15:37] 老家给你还没拿呢

[00:15:41] 大师傅

[00:15:42] 此话怎讲

[00:15:44] 方才我没说

[00:15:46] 活动筋骨之后

[00:15:48] 咱们开始正式的比了

[00:15:52] 刚才你也看见了

[00:15:54] 一招一式也好

[00:15:57] 纵刀枪棍棒也好

[00:15:59] 已经都砸过去

[00:16:02] 咱们二位在那么答不新鲜

[00:16:07] 因此评分提议咱们一对三下

[00:16:13] 来个文档

[00:16:14] 您看怎么样

[00:16:16] 刚才我练的是咱们老祖易筋经

[00:16:20] 您也这么练

[00:16:22] 可见你有二人的硬功都比较出众

[00:16:28] 咱俩比一比

[00:16:29] 看究竟

[00:16:30] 谁的功夫硬

[00:16:32] 您照着我这脑袋拍三下

[00:16:36] 我照您这脑袋也拍三下

[00:16:40] 谁把谁打趴下谁就算输

[00:16:43] 作者老剑客肯赏脸否

[00:16:48] 哦

[00:16:49] 这么回事儿

[00:16:51] G 华城点点头

[00:16:53] 高

[00:16:55] 你不愧是出家人

[00:16:57] 出这主意果然稳妥

[00:17:00] 老朽愿意奉陪

[00:17:03] 但不知

[00:17:05] 这一人打一人三下

[00:17:07] 谁先动手

[00:17:09] A

[00:17:10] 老人家您说呢

[00:17:13] 应当谁打谁合身

[00:17:15] 这计划什么异响

[00:17:19] 我要提出先打他

[00:17:21] 我显见的人格就低了

[00:17:25] 那显得捡便宜

[00:17:27] 不如让他先揍我三下

[00:17:30] 然后我再打他

[00:17:33] 这才显出有如人之量

[00:17:37] 季老剑客想完了

[00:17:39] 把自己这份意思这么一说

[00:17:42] 昆仑僧乐乐

[00:17:43] 哎哟

[00:17:44] 阿弥陀佛

[00:17:46] 善哉善哉

[00:17:48] 您不愧是塞北的

[00:17:50] 三月朝申

[00:17:53] 有容人之量

[00:17:56] 大家听见没听见

[00:17:59] 老建哥愿意先叫我揍他

[00:18:01] 三场打完之后他再打我

[00:18:05] 谁趴下谁算输

[00:18:09] 我现在可要动手啦

[00:18:12] 老人家

[00:18:12] 请你做好准备

[00:18:17] 再见

[00:18:18] 老头子

[00:18:20] 围着梅花圈转了三圈

[00:18:23] 干什么的运气

[00:18:26] 气发于丹田

[00:18:28] 三天怪鱼

[00:18:30] 胸膛胸膛又惯于愁里

[00:18:34] 这脑袋上就借气儿顶着老人家骑马蹲裆式站好了

[00:18:39] 俩手一扶

[00:18:40] 磕膝盖

[00:18:42] 眼珠子一瞪

[00:18:46] 又见昆仑僧倒退了几步

[00:18:50] 把大巴掌伸出来

[00:18:52] 跟蒲扇相似

[00:18:54] 他这个手心全是茧子

[00:18:56] 练硬功练

[00:18:58] 像他这种身份的人

[00:19:00] 什么掌法不会

[00:19:02] 金沙掌、温沙掌、红砂掌、铁砂掌、鹰爪力讲就是马乾一兑金码后艺掌银轮滑比罐装铁齿排内十三太保的横面样样精通

[00:19:20] 这张要发出去

[00:19:21] 重有千斤

[00:19:24] 他能留情吗

[00:19:27] 文峰心中暗想

[00:19:29] 事关成败

[00:19:31] 就在此也涨了

[00:19:33] 咔咔的一下去

[00:19:35] G 化成一趴下

[00:19:38] 或者身子一动

[00:19:39] 架不住了

[00:19:40] 我算赢

[00:19:42] 我也对得起好朋友

[00:19:45] 飞剑仙朱亮

[00:19:47] 另外也给我们昆仑派的人争光露脸

[00:19:53] 哎哟

[00:19:53] 今天这个大和尚没动手之前把两地一摇

[00:19:59] 嗯嗯嗯啊

[00:20:05] 人们看得清清楚楚

[00:20:08] 就见他这个左胳膊

[00:20:11] 发细

[00:20:12] 右胳膊越来越粗

[00:20:16] 也弃权灌的肉肠上

[00:20:19] 然后他强不欺身

[00:20:22] 直奔老健康而来等等

[00:20:25] 哭到面前

[00:20:26] 把展望枯竹里

[00:20:29] 掌心朝下

[00:20:31] 分季华城的泥丸宫就打下去了

[00:20:37] 一完工是哪儿

[00:20:39] 就是小石块儿

[00:20:41] 这脑门儿呼他呼他呼他

[00:20:43] 扎软了这个地方

[00:20:46] 这个是最不紧张

[00:20:49] 空生竭尽全力喊了一声a

[00:20:55] 百人中有Hu

[00:21:01] 人生eb

[00:21:03] 就觉着板栗杂沓

[00:21:06] 手都失去了知觉

[00:21:08] 蹲起来那个二尺多高

[00:21:10] 仔细观看

[00:21:12] 继华诚实

[00:21:14] 温丝没动

[00:21:18] 老头儿来了

[00:21:20] 咋算啥

[00:21:22] 您真是佛心的菩萨

[00:21:25] 您怎么不使劲儿

[00:21:28] 您别客气啊

[00:21:29] 再使点儿劲儿才好呢

[00:21:31] 陀佛和尚心里说话

[00:21:34] 谁说我没使劲儿

[00:21:36] 我血管都要崩裂了

[00:21:38] 哎呀

[00:21:39] 这老家火土脑子可真结实啊

[00:21:44] 踩第二下

[00:21:46] 这回他退了出去

[00:21:47] 一丈五六

[00:21:49] 把两臂遥控

[00:21:50] 嗯

[00:21:51] 呜呜呜呜

[00:21:53] 比头一张使的劲儿更大

[00:21:56] 强度七删过呀

[00:22:00] 又是一掌

[00:22:02] 仔细观看

[00:22:04] 仍然未动风声

[00:22:06] 可有点挂不住了

[00:22:09] 心中暗想

[00:22:10] 可要了我的命

[00:22:12] 这第三张还能出花

[00:22:15] 看来今天我要输

[00:22:19] 主席绝不能如此善罢甘休

[00:22:23] 这凶僧眼珠一转

[00:22:25] 是尽上心头