《龙虎风云会第265回》歌词

[00:00:00] 本字幕由腾讯音乐天琴实验室独家AI字幕技术生成

[00:00:00] 白云瑞

[00:00:02] 在太平庄

[00:00:03] 老丁家照开个碰头会

[00:00:08] 参加那个会的

[00:00:10] 有丁家父子、丁振东和丁大勇

[00:00:16] 还有西瓜、大头鬼房书安以及内小破老道

[00:00:23] 自称叫穷到底儿

[00:00:27] 白云瑞主持

[00:00:29] 为了救的一方百姓

[00:00:32] 为了对付日月觉

[00:00:35] 应该怎么办

[00:00:38] 这穷到底是极力主张让房书安夜探日月山把详情摸清楚

[00:00:49] 哎呀

[00:00:49] 房书安气的直哼哼

[00:00:53] 心说这穷老道不应该叫穷到底

[00:00:56] 应当叫损到家

[00:00:59] 你怎么丑我这么别扭

[00:01:01] 这什么好事儿

[00:01:03] 你推荐我呗

[00:01:05] 不管这穷到底的理由

[00:01:08] 挺充分

[00:01:09] 列举了房主啊

[00:01:11] 那些露脸的事儿

[00:01:13] 住房舒安能够逢凶化吉

[00:01:17] 遇难呈祥

[00:01:19] 办这种事儿手到擒来

[00:01:23] 房书安心说

[00:01:25] 你不是笋吗

[00:01:26] 我比你还损

[00:01:29] 老方打定主意把大脑一晃未曾说话

[00:01:34] 先拉响鼻儿

[00:01:36] 嗯嗯嗯

[00:01:41] 嗯嗯

[00:01:41] 少爷

[00:01:43] 您说的是一点儿都不假

[00:01:47] 我姓房的大江大浪过了

[00:01:50] 多少小小的日月山

[00:01:55] 一个邪教

[00:01:56] 有什么了不起

[00:01:59] 要探听虚实

[00:02:01] 我想不会费劲

[00:02:04] 但大家评评啊

[00:02:06] 这个好码

[00:02:08] 还有好鞍子

[00:02:10] 红花给绿叶浮尘光

[00:02:14] 我一个人孤掌难鸣啊

[00:02:17] 你们说是不是

[00:02:19] 不怕1万

[00:02:21] 就怕万一

[00:02:23] 我死不死

[00:02:24] 那是小事儿

[00:02:26] 耽误了大事儿可不得了

[00:02:30] 我的意思是说

[00:02:32] 让道爷陪着我一块儿去

[00:02:37] 一个人死俩人活的吗

[00:02:40] 有个大事小情

[00:02:42] 我们俩人可以商量商量

[00:02:45] 有一个留下办其他的事儿

[00:02:47] 还有一人可以回来送婴儿

[00:02:51] 我说各位啊

[00:02:52] 你看我这东西怎么样

[00:02:55] 没等旁人说话

[00:02:57] 愣头愣脑的

[00:02:58] 丁大勇说话类

[00:03:01] 我看这主意不错

[00:03:03] 方老爷说的一点儿不假

[00:03:06] 有倒也陪着呢

[00:03:08] 活分多了

[00:03:09] 反正我同意

[00:03:12] 丁振东认为的方舒安说的有道理

[00:03:16] 知道这老道并非等闲之辈

[00:03:21] 有他跟着房书安

[00:03:22] 真是万无一失

[00:03:25] 想到这老头说话

[00:03:28] 穷大爷

[00:03:30] 我看方爷说的

[00:03:31] 有一定的道理

[00:03:33] 你以为如何呢

[00:03:35] 啊

[00:03:38] 无量天尊

[00:03:41] 仿佛I 我服了你

[00:03:45] 你真行啊

[00:03:46] 说句难听的话

[00:03:49] 是不是临死你想抓个垫背的拉倒吧

[00:03:53] 你该死呢

[00:03:56] 我告诉你穷老大

[00:03:58] 这是拉扯你成人

[00:04:01] 我带着你

[00:04:02] 这叫星星跟着我

[00:04:04] 月亮走

[00:04:05] 你沾点光

[00:04:08] 把杨瑞把两毛钱一沉

[00:04:10] 放船严肃点

[00:04:14] 哎呀

[00:04:14] 我干姥儿没在跟前儿

[00:04:16] J 叔叔也能管我吃了您呢

[00:04:19] 您说

[00:04:22] 福安呢

[00:04:23] 我看这事儿

[00:04:24] 可那就得麻烦倒爷

[00:04:28] 我说到胸啊

[00:04:30] 您愿意去吗

[00:04:32] 哎呀

[00:04:34] 白将军

[00:04:35] 您是头头

[00:04:37] 您当家做主

[00:04:39] 您说话就是命令

[00:04:42] 您认为的我去核实

[00:04:45] 我敢抗命不尊吗

[00:04:47] 当然我要陪着房书安去了好

[00:04:52] 既然如此

[00:04:54] 你们二位就把东西收拾收拾

[00:04:57] 今夜晚间就赶奔日月山

[00:05:01] 无量天尊

[00:05:03] 租赁也行了

[00:05:05] 革命

[00:05:07] 白瑞都还没好

[00:05:09] 让丁家父子提高警惕

[00:05:13] 领着连庄会的人加紧巡逻

[00:05:17] 千万不要有疏漏

[00:05:19] 房书安和小老大抓紧时间给休息

[00:05:23] 晚上有任务

[00:05:26] 大脑袋回到自己的房里头

[00:05:28] 双手抱着脑袋琢磨怎么进山

[00:05:33] 怎么能把详情摸出来

[00:05:35] 遇上什么事应当怎么对付当当当凭着经验

[00:05:41] 他胡思乱想

[00:05:43] 再定更天之后

[00:05:45] 皇甫安使了个鲤鱼打挺

[00:05:48] 蹦想蹦起来

[00:05:50] 用凉水洗了洗脸

[00:05:53] 之后检点东西

[00:05:56] 百宝囊火折子火扇子

[00:05:58] 稀土桶飞抓百练索

[00:06:01] 一尺二长小片儿刀

[00:06:04] 哎

[00:06:04] 总之

[00:06:06] 应该带的东西都准备齐全

[00:06:09] 周身上下紧陈利落

[00:06:12] 转身到穷老道内屋去找这穷到底

[00:06:18] 进屋一看

[00:06:19] 老黄气得直

[00:06:20] 哼哼

[00:06:21] 再看这穷到底

[00:06:24] 四仰八叉睡的这个香劲儿就别提了

[00:06:28] 吃呼哧呼的呼声震天

[00:06:33] 房书安鑫说

[00:06:35] 你真是没心少肺啊

[00:06:37] 难得你睡得这么死

[00:06:40] 老方过来装就一脚蹬在穷到底儿腿上什么呢

[00:06:48] 吃饭

[00:06:50] 这一说

[00:06:51] 穷到底的咕噜声起来

[00:06:53] 呃

[00:06:55] 无量天尊

[00:06:56] 怎么刚吃完又吃醉了

[00:06:59] 不说吃你醒不了

[00:07:02] 啊

[00:07:04] 上哪去啊

[00:07:07] 上哪去

[00:07:08] 咱定的事儿

[00:07:09] 你王乐镍碳日月山哪

[00:07:14] 你这绿叶儿的陪着我的红花

[00:07:18] 哎哟

[00:07:20] 你要不提我还真就亡了

[00:07:22] 好好好

[00:07:24] 那我收拾收拾东西

[00:07:27] 穷到底儿

[00:07:28] 起来把东西收拾收拾

[00:07:31] 他也没什么好收拾的

[00:07:33] 把破吗

[00:07:34] 绳子系到腰里头

[00:07:36] 把那大眼背在肩头上

[00:07:40] 咱什么时候走

[00:07:41] 现在就走啊

[00:07:43] 那山那么高

[00:07:45] 那么大伽里

[00:07:46] 怎么一根啊

[00:07:48] 好了

[00:07:49] 你头前带路

[00:07:52] 他们也没惊动旁人

[00:07:54] 甚至连大门都没走

[00:07:56] 飞身上墙

[00:07:58] 而后跳到街上

[00:07:59] 等出了太平庄

[00:08:01] 是直奔日月山

[00:08:04] 今天晚上是气爽偏高

[00:08:09] 满天的繁星闪烁

[00:08:13] A

[00:08:13] 往前看的还比较清楚

[00:08:17] 房书安在前

[00:08:19] 穷到底儿

[00:08:20] 在后

[00:08:21] 二人往下一塌

[00:08:23] 一施展陆地飞腾法12个字的跑自贡

[00:08:36] 真好像离弦之箭

[00:08:37] 这块就封停

[00:08:40] 眨眼之间

[00:08:41] 来到山根下头

[00:08:44] 二人平伸站住

[00:08:46] 喘口气儿

[00:08:48] 反腐案例

[00:08:49] 用这个功夫跟穷到底儿商量

[00:08:52] 哎

[00:08:53] 我说大爷

[00:08:55] 咱进山怎么个进法

[00:08:58] 你说你是头儿

[00:09:01] 你不说了吗

[00:09:02] 我这星星德平月亮估计怎么沾光

[00:09:06] 少来这套

[00:09:09] 我可把话告诉你

[00:09:12] 你不行跟我耍心眼儿

[00:09:15] 咱俩的心往一块儿想

[00:09:18] 这样才行

[00:09:19] 有着什么危险与我同心协力

[00:09:24] 你听懂了

[00:09:25] 哎呀

[00:09:26] 我是那个人吗

[00:09:29] 你放心

[00:09:30] 我有多大的劲儿

[00:09:31] 使多大的劲儿

[00:09:33] 那行

[00:09:34] 既然你要听我的

[00:09:36] 那你就随我来

[00:09:39] 两个人上了上

[00:09:41] 左拐右拐

[00:09:43] 左转右转

[00:09:44] 翻山梁破山沟

[00:09:47] 穿一片树林

[00:09:49] 又一片树林

[00:09:51] 这山是真难等啊

[00:09:54] 他们估摸着到不了山顶也差不多

[00:09:59] 究竟D 日月教在哪办公哪

[00:10:03] 肥瑶在什么地方没来过

[00:10:06] 所以心里头没底

[00:10:09] H 正往前走

[00:10:11] 离开豁然开朗

[00:10:14] 眼前是一片空地

[00:10:17] 渺茫茫

[00:10:18] 两旁是大山

[00:10:21] 这块空地没有55

[00:10:24] 也差不多少

[00:10:26] 慢坡型的越走越高

[00:10:29] 往前面一看

[00:10:30] 两块锯齿

[00:10:33] 每块石头高了下

[00:10:35] 没有食

[00:10:36] 炸也差不多少

[00:10:38] 离远处看

[00:10:39] 就好像两个巨人在那蹲着

[00:10:42] 脸儿对脸儿

[00:10:45] 正中央形成一座天然D 栋门

[00:10:51] 哎

[00:10:52] 你看见没

[00:10:54] 道

[00:10:54] 好走了

[00:10:56] 要看这样子

[00:10:58] 日月将离这可就不远了

[00:11:01] 是啊是啊

[00:11:03] 那咱就往前走吧

[00:11:05] 两个人刚走到石门D 前头

[00:11:10] 突然就听见一声呼哨

[00:11:12] 想着这

[00:11:15] 把你儿子像你多

[00:11:17] 紧跟着就见从石蜡到后头树林儿里头

[00:11:25] 跳出来五六十号

[00:11:28] 分为左右两队

[00:11:31] 左边的穿青袍

[00:11:33] 右边的穿白袍

[00:11:35] 面诊都戴着面罩

[00:11:38] 就俩窟窿往外看

[00:11:41] 旁人这一看

[00:11:43] 简直跟幽灵野鬼相似

[00:11:46] 渗人不渗人

[00:11:49] 头发稀少的有个大个子

[00:11:52] 身穿白袍、头戴白帽儿的白纱

[00:11:56] 蒙面也露着俩小窟窿

[00:11:58] 手中擎着一对桑文螺丝吧

[00:12:04] 遮掩

[00:12:04] 这下子把去路给拦住了

[00:12:07] 呆着

[00:12:09] 哪儿来的胆大包天

[00:12:11] 天包胆

[00:12:13] 你们是想死

[00:12:15] 竟敢夜探日月山

[00:12:18] 拿命来

[00:12:21] 说着

[00:12:22] 把三门棒一晃就想动手

[00:12:26] 房书安一看

[00:12:27] 脑袋嗡嗡直响

[00:12:30] 所以说

[00:12:30] 这什么叫门儿

[00:12:32] 这种打扮多缺德呀

[00:12:34] A

[00:12:35] 今儿得亏有人给我帮兵助阵

[00:12:38] 要我一个人说死

[00:12:41] 我也不敢来

[00:12:42] 老方把小片儿刀拽出来

[00:12:45] 未曾动手

[00:12:47] 之前先练了一趟刀对付

[00:12:53] 你还用的着我吗

[00:12:55] 哎

[00:12:56] 有我这帮忙的绿叶儿就可以了

[00:13:00] 我说大爷给我收拾他

[00:13:04] 黄山说完了

[00:13:05] 回头一看我的个娘

[00:13:10] 内穷老道穷

[00:13:11] 到底是踪迹不见

[00:13:15] 什么时候溜走了

[00:13:16] 不知道

[00:13:19] 帆帆转了一圈

[00:13:23] 我请大名儿

[00:13:25] 穷到明儿

[00:13:26] 哎哟我的妈

[00:13:28] 你还真够怂

[00:13:29] 把我扔这儿溜了你

[00:13:31] 哎呀我的命

[00:13:34] 说话之间持棒的那个主就到了借钱了

[00:13:39] 你说什么呢些不走接棒

[00:13:44] 楼头概率变大

[00:13:47] 到了现在

[00:13:48] 剩房烦

[00:13:49] 一个人没有任何依靠也就豁出去了

[00:13:54] 老方知道这种兵器分量太重

[00:13:58] 不敢用小片儿刀往外招架

[00:14:01] 上步闪身往旁边一躲

[00:14:04] 老方式豁出去了

[00:14:07] 就跟着人玩儿了命

[00:14:09] 一边儿打着防暑

[00:14:10] 安还一边问

[00:14:12] 嗯嗯

[00:14:13] 我说健壮

[00:14:15] 我打听打听

[00:14:17] 你们为什么要穿这衣服把那屁股帘子撩起来

[00:14:22] 让我看看行不行

[00:14:24] A

[00:14:25] 挺好

[00:14:26] 一个人你忙着玩儿

[00:14:27] 难受不难受

[00:14:29] 废话少说

[00:14:31] Na ni ni

[00:14:36] 房书安

[00:14:37] 这两下子拿去

[00:14:39] 让人家逼的是步步后退

[00:14:43] 没有20 回合把老方类的是鼻吗

[00:14:47] 鬓角热汗之塔

[00:14:50] 他光顾往后退了

[00:14:53] 他忘记这个D 是

[00:14:55] 现在快到山顶上

[00:14:58] 这D 事可不矮了

[00:15:01] 老房退来

[00:15:02] 退去退去退来退的悬崖边上

[00:15:06] 不知道

[00:15:08] 让人逼的

[00:15:09] 往后一推是一脚蹬空

[00:15:17] 从山崖上

[00:15:18] 他就摔下去

[00:15:21] 赶着帮日月教的人追到山崖地钱头背着手往下看看

[00:15:28] 嗯

[00:15:29] 肯定摔死

[00:15:31] 嘿嘿嘿

[00:15:33] 无名的鼠倍

[00:15:34] 你自己找死手臂

[00:15:39] 人家呼啦潮退

[00:15:42] 单说防摔

[00:15:43] 摔死摔死

[00:15:46] 咱这书就没法说了

[00:15:49] 他没摔死

[00:15:50] 怎么回事儿

[00:15:51] 这事太巧了

[00:15:54] 这家大山有许多的裂缝

[00:15:58] 从那裂缝里头长出几棵树来

[00:16:02] 都是苏舒多少年了

[00:16:05] 扭扭曲曲几棵树都调到一起

[00:16:09] 就好像人的一只大手伸出来

[00:16:13] 是手心朝天

[00:16:15] 手背朝下

[00:16:17] 这方圆呢

[00:16:18] 也得有三丈

[00:16:21] 正业的像个大婆子

[00:16:23] 越像之大手

[00:16:25] 每一年春夏秋冬

[00:16:27] 四季交替

[00:16:29] 那树叶的落了一层又一层

[00:16:31] 落了一层又一层

[00:16:34] 哪有人清理啊

[00:16:36] 所以说年几月累

[00:16:38] 能有两米多厚

[00:16:41] 这黄舒安呢

[00:16:43] 脑瓜儿朝下to 秋

[00:16:46] 就扎到这里边去了

[00:16:49] 弹起来多高

[00:16:51] 铺尺又落在上面

[00:16:54] 要没这玩意嫁他一下子方砖掉到山底下

[00:16:58] 不死等什么

[00:17:00] 尽管如此

[00:17:02] 方舒涵也失去了知觉呀

[00:17:06] 也不知不流多长时间

[00:17:10] 仿佛安从草叶子里头滚出来

[00:17:19] 坏了坏了

[00:17:21] 大概脖子窝折了他俩

[00:17:25] 手搬着大脑袋晃了晃

[00:17:27] 没事儿

[00:17:30] 又晃了晃腰

[00:17:31] 腰也没事儿

[00:17:33] 活动活动四肢也没事儿

[00:17:37] 哎呀

[00:17:37] 真是老天爷保佑

[00:17:40] 死中得活呀

[00:17:42] 都划了

[00:17:43] 划了

[00:17:43] 把小片儿刀划了道了

[00:17:46] 背在背后

[00:17:48] 仰起脸的往上看

[00:17:50] 哎呀

[00:17:52] 有四五站高上肯定是上不去

[00:17:57] 探身往下看

[00:18:00] 防川吓的一闭眼

[00:18:02] 下面黑咚咚声不见

[00:18:07] 晚上的风一吹无

[00:18:11] 让人是毛骨悚然

[00:18:15] 哎呀

[00:18:15] 老方又躺下了

[00:18:19] 妈呀

[00:18:20] 我命大呀

[00:18:23] 哎呀

[00:18:24] 刚才一个没留神失足摔下

[00:18:29] 这我怎么让你

[00:18:33] 他试验了几次

[00:18:34] 上不去

[00:18:36] 这一阵儿的天呢

[00:18:37] 就快亮了

[00:18:39] 老房觉着浑身上下发冷

[00:18:42] 他又钻到了树

[00:18:43] 叶子里边儿去了

[00:18:45] 暖和了一会儿

[00:18:46] 它又爬出来了

[00:18:48] 在看片与放下

[00:18:51] 往下看清清楚楚

[00:18:55] 脚下深不见底

[00:18:56] 能有几十丈深

[00:18:59] 根本下不去

[00:19:02] 芳芳一看正好上不去

[00:19:04] 还下不去

[00:19:06] 我活活的困死在这儿

[00:19:09] 我那个吗这怎么办呢

[00:19:12] 对小老道可太缺德了

[00:19:15] 穷到点儿损到家

[00:19:18] 将来要见着你

[00:19:19] 那天我跟你玩不了

[00:19:24] 她又待了一会儿

[00:19:25] 日头升起来

[00:19:27] 老方能在这儿呆着

[00:19:29] 只知道白云瑞还等着听信儿呢

[00:19:32] 方帆着急啊

[00:19:34] 干脆我呼救着

[00:19:37] 爱怎么地怎么地

[00:19:40] 这黄舒安娜扯开脖子就叫唤开了

[00:19:44] 穷人呢

[00:19:46] 穷人

[00:19:47] 嗯

[00:19:50] 有人被困在这儿呢

[00:19:53] 救人呢

[00:19:58] 咱这么说

[00:20:00] 房书安哪扯着脖子喊了有半个小时

[00:20:04] 无人答言

[00:20:07] 喊的嗓子都冒烟儿了

[00:20:10] 老桑也谢了

[00:20:11] 谢了

[00:20:13] 哎呀

[00:20:13] 活活吗我困死了

[00:20:16] 这可怎么办呢

[00:20:19] 之之

[00:20:20] 在深山野林之中

[00:20:22] 谁知道我困在这儿

[00:20:25] 又一想

[00:20:26] 不行还得喊

[00:20:28] 有人没有

[00:20:31] 这空中的大活人

[00:20:34] 来人啊

[00:20:36] 救人

[00:20:37] 嗯

[00:20:40] 咱这么说

[00:20:42] 房租暗含着第五遍的时候

[00:20:46] 还没有人

[00:20:48] 最后老方泄了气了

[00:20:51] 我也不喊了

[00:20:52] 干脆接茬睡觉

[00:20:55] 什么时候来人什么时候算

[00:20:58] 哎

[00:20:59] 就在她话音刚落的时候

[00:21:02] 果然山头上来人

[00:21:06] 那个人吗

[00:21:08] 听见方舒安呼救的声音

[00:21:11] 不知道在哪儿

[00:21:13] 左旋门又找找了

[00:21:15] 半天找到这儿

[00:21:18] 那个鲁班招数往下探着身

[00:21:23] 我说谁喊救命啊

[00:21:26] 你在哪儿

[00:21:28] 我的妈呀

[00:21:29] 真没人儿了

[00:21:30] 在这儿呢

[00:21:33] 我怎么看不着你

[00:21:35] 那你就再往下探着身子往下宠

[00:21:40] 就看见了

[00:21:42] 那个猪果然把身子又探出一块去

[00:21:45] 这回看清楚了

[00:21:48] 我说你没事儿在那儿呆着干嘛那块儿凉快是怎么的

[00:21:52] 你废话

[00:21:54] 我吃饱了撑的

[00:21:56] 我是掉下来了哦

[00:21:59] 是这么回事儿

[00:22:01] 你想叫我就你是啊

[00:22:04] 我朋友

[00:22:05] 刚才贵手

[00:22:07] 你把我就上去得了

[00:22:10] 秒到是救命之恩

[00:22:12] 恩同再造我忘不了你的好处

[00:22:17] 哎呀

[00:22:18] 困了

[00:22:20] 这么老身怎么个救法

[00:22:24] 你先等会

[00:22:25] 别着急啊

[00:22:27] J 如说的这

[00:22:30] 在百忙之中把非抓拽出来

[00:22:33] 量了量才一丈

[00:22:35] 多长不够

[00:22:37] 要把绒绳拿出一团

[00:22:40] 容绳太细

[00:22:42] 变成双股的接着一块儿

[00:22:46] 才三四张

[00:22:47] 还不够

[00:22:48] 怎么办呢

[00:22:50] 把身上司涛接下来

[00:22:54] 把司涛连在一起还不够

[00:22:57] 最后把腰椎的大袋子解下来还不够

[00:23:02] 最后实在没辙了

[00:23:04] 把裹腿打开

[00:23:06] 两个裹腿在接在一起

[00:23:08] 嗯

[00:23:10] 差不多少了

[00:23:12] 那个主二次探身往下看

[00:23:16] 我说朋友都准备好了啊

[00:23:20] 现在我就要救你