《三侠剑247集》歌词

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[00:00:04] 杭州灵隐寺前平台类第三次开类

[00:00:12] 圣手昆仑侠胜英

[00:00:15] 会Du

[00:00:16] 独霸江南

[00:00:17] 窦占奎

[00:00:21] 咱们上文书说了这两个人奇峰对手是将遇良才

[00:00:30] 打得不分上下

[00:00:33] 论气力

[00:00:35] 圣婴敌不住人家

[00:00:39] 论技巧

[00:00:40] 窦占奎逼不住声音

[00:00:44] 后来昆仑侠一琢磨

[00:00:46] 就得败中取胜

[00:00:49] 出奇制胜

[00:00:51] 因此使了一招

[00:00:53] 嚼一嚼到梯子筋关

[00:00:58] 俩人面对面伸手圣婴

[00:01:01] 冷不丁地转身把后背给了窦占奎

[00:01:08] 窦占奎心中高兴

[00:01:10] 哎呦

[00:01:12] 老皮肤

[00:01:14] 你找挨揍啊

[00:01:17] 他一掌打胜营地后背

[00:01:20] 圣婴早就做准备了

[00:01:23] 身形往前哈

[00:01:25] 躲过这一掌

[00:01:27] 腿上就完活了往后踢

[00:01:31] 这倒踢紫金冠X

[00:01:35] 出其不意

[00:01:36] 攻其不备

[00:01:37] 迅雷不及掩耳

[00:01:39] 快似闪电

[00:01:40] 狂如疾风

[00:01:43] 窦占奎再想躲已然不及了

[00:01:49] 在顷刻之间

[00:01:51] 窦占奎就感觉到完了

[00:01:54] 我命休矣

[00:01:58] 但是像他这种身份经验丰富

[00:02:02] 就是IP 挨打也得会

[00:02:07] 没有说怎么还得会啊

[00:02:08] 当然啦

[00:02:10] 你一般人答

[00:02:12] 实诚劲儿对他来说

[00:02:15] 顶多就是七成劲儿

[00:02:17] 他能给你破劲儿

[00:02:21] 在看窦占奎

[00:02:23] 舌尖一顶上牙膛较丹田一粒混元气

[00:02:28] 这小肚子就鼓起来了

[00:02:30] 嗯

[00:02:32] 肚子也鼓起来了

[00:02:34] 圣婴地脚也到了

[00:02:38] 批了个结结实实

[00:02:40] 耳聋中就听见啊

[00:02:47] 那么大的窦占奎站立不稳

[00:02:50] 蹬蹬

[00:02:50] 蹬蹬

[00:02:51] 蹬蹬

[00:02:52] 往后倒退了十几步

[00:02:54] 是仰面栽倒

[00:02:57] 一口血从鼻子

[00:02:59] 眼儿和嘴里就喷出来了

[00:03:06] 能喷出五尺多高啊

[00:03:08] 顿时是人事不省

[00:03:14] 台下的老百姓一看就开了过了

[00:03:20] 呃哎哟

[00:03:22] 这一脚蹬地真厉害

[00:03:24] 我这什么招儿不清楚

[00:03:27] 圣婴真厉害

[00:03:29] 这回我们算长了见识开了眼了哇啊

[00:03:39] 圣婴这边的人在看台上看得清清楚楚

[00:03:45] 挥懈老人张平化

[00:03:48] 铁伞先生、司马承青、黄三太

[00:03:53] 假名杨香武、李玉章栖于兰皋蘅

[00:04:00] 千里飞行邓飞雄

[00:04:04] 张大猛

[00:04:05] 张晓星

[00:04:06] 所有的众人无不鼓掌喝彩

[00:04:10] 贾明晃着麻子脸儿

[00:04:12] 哎呀

[00:04:14] 太精彩了

[00:04:15] 我三大爷老当益壮

[00:04:18] 好太好了

[00:04:21] 这招跟我差不多

[00:04:26] 那么后台的人

[00:04:28] 也就是窦占奎的人

[00:04:31] 薛城吞江坝、下陈豆府

[00:04:37] Du 大蓬度大刁斗大成

[00:04:41] 所有这些弟子徒孙一看

[00:04:43] 哎哟

[00:04:44] 可坏老头叫人踢坏了100多号

[00:04:50] 从后台到了前台

[00:04:54] 把窦占奎给包围了

[00:04:57] 一看窦占奎在那躺着

[00:04:59] 噗噗

[00:04:59] 喷血、墨子台板上都是血

[00:05:04] 老庄主

[00:05:06] 老侠客跌

[00:05:09] 师傅您怎么样

[00:05:12] 干爹您醒醒

[00:05:15] 七手八脚

[00:05:16] 把窦占奎抬到后台

[00:05:19] 马上给灌血止血的弹药

[00:05:24] 中间儿给褪下一看在小腹上半拉脚印

[00:05:31] 周围是红肿高叫声音给踢的

[00:05:37] 好半天

[00:05:39] 窦占奎这才明白过来

[00:05:42] 啊啊啊

[00:05:46] 哇

[00:05:46] 又一口血

[00:05:49] 徐光远也过来了

[00:05:52] 兄弟

[00:05:53] 你千万别动

[00:05:55] 你受伤太重

[00:05:57] 一动就得吐血

[00:05:59] 最好养精蓄锐

[00:06:01] 咱们回家调制来人Che

[00:06:08] 大败而归

[00:06:10] 那么Che 也不能就这么撤呀

[00:06:13] 薛城利用J 机会跑到前台

[00:06:17] 还讲了几句话

[00:06:20] 父老乡亲们

[00:06:23] 各位

[00:06:25] 我们平台类有点不顺手

[00:06:30] 不过这没关系

[00:06:32] 胜败乃兵家常事啊

[00:06:36] 老皮肤上扬

[00:06:38] 你等着

[00:06:40] 有种你别走

[00:06:42] 你要离开杭州

[00:06:44] 我骂你的八辈祖宗

[00:06:47] 你把脖子洗干净等着挨刀

[00:06:51] 我们请人家声音里听见没相亲们随时听候通知

[00:07:00] 我们还要接茬比五

[00:07:04] 你就得这么说被

[00:07:07] 他们撤了

[00:07:09] 盛阳一看人家撤了

[00:07:12] 只好从台上飘身形跳到屏蔽回归看台

[00:07:18] 吩咐黄三太Che

[00:07:24] 老百姓一看都撤了

[00:07:26] 咱也撤吧

[00:07:27] 哗

[00:07:28] 全散了

[00:07:30] 单说生硬大获全胜

[00:07:33] 回到李家店

[00:07:36] 金头虎

[00:07:37] 贾明就白活

[00:07:39] 我说

[00:07:39] 啊

[00:07:39] 在高兴没有今儿个高兴

[00:07:42] 哎

[00:07:43] 今天呢

[00:07:44] 我代替我三大爷传话隆重祝贺我

[00:07:49] 李掌柜整点儿好吃的飞机爬鸭子解解馋啊

[00:07:55] 好累

[00:07:57] 刀勺一响

[00:07:59] 煎炒烹炸

[00:08:02] 这块隆重祝贺

[00:08:04] 但是在酒席宴前

[00:08:07] 昆仑侠胜英是低头不语

[00:08:11] 脸上一点高兴劲儿也没有

[00:08:15] 黄三太作为大徒弟

[00:08:18] 十分关心老师

[00:08:21] 师傅

[00:08:22] 您累了哦

[00:08:25] 您不舒服

[00:08:27] 要不您到后屋休息休息

[00:08:30] 哎

[00:08:32] 三胎啊

[00:08:34] 我也不罚

[00:08:35] 我也不累

[00:08:37] 但是我心情不太好啊

[00:08:40] 为什么

[00:08:43] 这还用问马打人家一拳房

[00:08:48] 被人家一脚

[00:08:50] 窦占奎

[00:08:51] 是打败

[00:08:52] 岂能善罢甘休啊

[00:08:55] 你看薛城喊出口号

[00:08:58] 让咱们等着他去搬兵去了

[00:09:02] 这个事情是越闹越大

[00:09:04] 到何时才能了结我的命怎么这么苦

[00:09:12] 哎

[00:09:16] 圣婴的心呢

[00:09:17] 是把抓柔肠

[00:09:19] 老头儿心说

[00:09:21] 本来我烦了

[00:09:23] 不想在13 省总镖局吃这碗饭了

[00:09:28] 一天鲭鲨搏斗

[00:09:30] 把脑袋掖到裤腰带上东奔西走

[00:09:34] 我这一辈子就干这个事儿

[00:09:37] 他不想干了

[00:09:38] 回到家乡孝顺老娘

[00:09:43] 一家人凑的一块儿以叙天伦之乐

[00:09:46] 结果到家家里也不安静

[00:09:50] 没法呆了

[00:09:51] 躲到杭州上有天堂

[00:09:54] 下有苏杭

[00:09:56] 到这儿住些日子

[00:09:57] 缓缓乏

[00:09:59] 换个环境

[00:10:01] 哪知道方出龙潭又入虎穴

[00:10:06] 又遇上这么一档子事儿

[00:10:07] 而且这个事儿是越闹越大

[00:10:11] 这是不愿意干的事儿

[00:10:13] 但是不愿意他找你

[00:10:16] 树欲静风不止

[00:10:20] 因此

[00:10:20] 昆仑侠胜英这个心里就堵了个疙瘩

[00:10:24] 要多不痛快有多不痛快

[00:10:28] 这饭呢

[00:10:28] 吃不下去

[00:10:31] 大家都同情这也劝那个

[00:10:34] 也劝肖银龙就说

[00:10:37] 师父您na 往宽处想

[00:10:41] 您这么大的年纪了

[00:10:43] 你要天天发愁

[00:10:46] 天天憋闷

[00:10:47] 对身体太有妨碍了

[00:10:51] 您那抖擞精神

[00:10:53] 兵来将挡

[00:10:55] 水来土屯

[00:10:57] 他搬兵杂还搬兵

[00:11:00] 他不怕事儿大

[00:11:02] 咱怕他爱怎么地怎么地

[00:11:06] 咱就来个凭天由命

[00:11:08] 大伙说对不对对

[00:11:12] 有道是话是开心锁

[00:11:16] 大伙儿这个劝两句

[00:11:18] 那个劝两句圣婴啊

[00:11:21] 就比刚才强多了

[00:11:23] J 假名耍二皮脸

[00:11:26] 三大爷

[00:11:27] 你别怕

[00:11:28] 天塌下来有地接着

[00:11:32] 你怕什么的

[00:11:34] 他不管班谁来三代

[00:11:37] 你尽管歇着

[00:11:38] 有我盯着讷

[00:11:40] 我假名儿啊

[00:11:41] 包打擂台

[00:11:43] 话一句话

[00:11:44] 把大伙儿全逗乐了

[00:11:46] 正因为他没能耐

[00:11:48] 他吹牛

[00:11:49] 大伙儿觉得可笑

[00:11:52] 按一下他们

[00:11:53] 咱暂且不提话

[00:11:56] 分两头

[00:11:57] 单说窦占奎

[00:12:00] 被车压送到陈家庄

[00:12:04] 再看这陈家庄一看

[00:12:07] 老庄主受了这么重的伤

[00:12:10] 少庄主也负伤了

[00:12:13] 哎呀

[00:12:13] 一个个蔫头耷拉脑啊

[00:12:16] 真好像摇摆的鹌鹑斗败的鸡

[00:12:21] 精气神全没了

[00:12:25] 霜打的茄子面吧

[00:12:30] 大家光忙活着

[00:12:33] 请名医给窦占奎智商名医看直播了脑袋

[00:12:40] 哎呀

[00:12:40] 这伤可太重了

[00:12:43] 那么就是说老侠客

[00:12:45] 有本事有气功

[00:12:48] 不就就这一下把肠子给蹬折了

[00:12:53] 尽管如此

[00:12:55] 这得好好将养一半

[00:12:57] 时下不了地啊

[00:13:00] 到了第二天

[00:13:02] 窦占奎强点可以喝一点水

[00:13:06] 把眼睛睁开

[00:13:08] 众人在床前围着陈斗虎把大嘴一咧哭了

[00:13:14] 干爹干爹

[00:13:17] 昨天晚上我一宿没睡好觉

[00:13:19] 怪就怪我没能耐把干爹您请来挨打

[00:13:24] 我于心不忍

[00:13:25] 我恨不能死在您的面前

[00:13:28] 哎

[00:13:30] 别说了

[00:13:32] 要恨应该恨

[00:13:33] 圣英啊

[00:13:35] 咱没人家能耐大怎么办呢

[00:13:38] 当众出丑

[00:13:40] 自讨无趣

[00:13:42] 但是这口气我出不来呀

[00:13:46] 我在闭着眼睛想着我们得请人给帮忙

[00:13:52] 看来旁人全靠不住

[00:13:55] 就得请我授业的老恩师把你师爷请出来

[00:14:01] 我打算亲笔写封信

[00:14:04] 派人赶奔铁窗山飞龙寺去

[00:14:09] 请你师爷

[00:14:13] 他说

[00:14:13] J 师爷谁就是他的授业老恩师陈斗虎

[00:14:18] 薛城的师爷

[00:14:22] 此人姓崔

[00:14:24] 叫崔到陵

[00:14:27] 是个出家的和尚

[00:14:29] 这个崔道陵是娘家的姓

[00:14:33] 有个出家人吗

[00:14:35] 它都有个法号

[00:14:36] 没出家之前有个学名儿

[00:14:40] 它的学名叫崔道林

[00:14:44] 出家之后把头剃了

[00:14:47] 他的师傅给他赠了个法号

[00:14:50] 叫聊光罗汉

[00:14:54] 你听点名

[00:14:55] 又撩又光

[00:14:58] 知道的

[00:14:59] 管他叫崔道林

[00:15:01] 不知道的都管他

[00:15:02] 叫聊光大师

[00:15:05] 大半辈的出家武艺高超

[00:15:09] 是中巴门的总门长

[00:15:13] 能耐大透了

[00:15:15] 窦占奎

[00:15:16] 就是跟人家学的

[00:15:19] 到现在挨打了

[00:15:20] 没办法求助老师帮忙

[00:15:23] 大家点头同意

[00:15:25] 摆了个小炕桌儿

[00:15:28] 扶着窦占奎坐起来拿枕头以上把笔交到手里

[00:15:35] 窦占奎

[00:15:36] 刷刷点点给老师写了封信

[00:15:40] 言辞恳切

[00:15:42] 简单说明经过

[00:15:45] 无论如何

[00:15:46] 求老师出头帮忙

[00:15:49] 你要不给徒弟帮忙

[00:15:51] 我就算完了

[00:15:55] 最后按上手雅盖上手戳

[00:16:00] 怎么信

[00:16:00] 写完了叫谁去送呢

[00:16:05] 还得找个会说话的吉林人

[00:16:09] 最后得享到薛城了

[00:16:11] 薛城啊在

[00:16:14] 你辛苦辛苦赶奔

[00:16:17] 铁窗山飞龙寺去见你师爷

[00:16:22] 见了面之后

[00:16:23] 你要好好恳求你师爷性情古怪

[00:16:28] 不乐意管闲事二

[00:16:30] 这就看你了

[00:16:32] 无论如何

[00:16:33] 排布如何也得把他老人家请出山

[00:16:37] 你明白吗

[00:16:38] 明白

[00:16:39] 您放心吧

[00:16:41] 我柜门柜个丁遭目滥把头磕破了

[00:16:46] 把他老人家我也得请出来

[00:16:48] 那好了

[00:16:49] 马上你就起身

[00:16:52] 师傅

[00:16:53] 利用这段时间您好好调治上证

[00:16:58] 等我回来

[00:16:59] 我希望您身体康复

[00:17:02] 这你放心吧

[00:17:05] 吃谁的饭向着谁呀

[00:17:07] 人家一家人能不向着雪城把这封信揣到怀里外边儿背了匹快马

[00:17:14] 带着四个仆人

[00:17:17] 又带了不少家乡的特产

[00:17:20] 飞马赶奔铁窗

[00:17:22] 山路上无话书

[00:17:25] 说简短吃不楞登到了就这么快到飞龙寺前甩镫下马一看

[00:17:35] 山门紧闭

[00:17:37] 小门儿开着呢

[00:17:39] 有俩小河上小兔脑袋正在这儿打扫卫生

[00:17:45] 一看来了

[00:17:45] 一伙人不认得是谁

[00:17:49] 等走到近前

[00:17:50] 其中有个小和尚认出来了

[00:17:53] A 弥陀佛

[00:17:56] 如果我没说错的话

[00:17:58] 您好像杭州陈家庄儿来的吧

[00:18:03] 我先数个最说

[00:18:04] 您是不是姓薛叫薛成

[00:18:07] 薛庄主

[00:18:09] Aa 不错

[00:18:10] 是我

[00:18:10] 是我

[00:18:11] 是我小师傅

[00:18:13] 你挺好啊

[00:18:14] 挺好挺好

[00:18:16] 我说你怎么上这儿来了

[00:18:17] 哎

[00:18:18] 一言难尽

[00:18:20] 我来拜见我师爷来了

[00:18:23] 老当家的在里面在

[00:18:27] 刚做完功课

[00:18:29] 可能J 这儿喝茶呢

[00:18:32] 那就烦劳你通禀一声

[00:18:34] 你就说杭州D 削成她的

[00:18:38] 徒孙有急事求见明白了

[00:18:42] 稍后片刻啊

[00:18:45] 小和尚转身大理送信

[00:18:48] 等了那么长时间呢

[00:18:51] 这小孩才回来

[00:18:53] 薛庄主里边

[00:18:55] 请把马劈交给我们吧

[00:19:00] 又出来几个小和尚把马屁接过血橙啊

[00:19:04] 连鞋都没鞋

[00:19:07] 掸了掸尘土

[00:19:08] 擦了把汗

[00:19:10] 他见的师爷

[00:19:12] 真有点打怵

[00:19:14] 见过两次

[00:19:16] 他就发现这个师爷眼皮都不撩

[00:19:19] 跟任何人都不说话

[00:19:21] 在他跟前儿浑身上下起鸡皮疙瘩

[00:19:26] 这人发身不知道怎么回事儿

[00:19:29] 这回得硬着头皮见师爷

[00:19:33] 他把衣服规整好了

[00:19:36] 小和尚头前引路

[00:19:38] 薛城蹑足潜踪在后头跟着就来到禅堂

[00:19:45] 小和尚一条

[00:19:46] 连庄主请进吧

[00:19:48] 哎

[00:19:50] 雪城迈步进屋提鼻子

[00:19:54] 一闻一股檀香味

[00:19:57] 发现房中香烟飘渺

[00:20:02] 哎

[00:20:02] 这地方这个妖精啊

[00:20:04] 周围全是树

[00:20:07] 树上全是鸟

[00:20:09] 百鸟啼鸣

[00:20:11] 屋里喷香

[00:20:13] 真是世外桃源极乐世界

[00:20:19] 这个人呢

[00:20:20] 远离闹市

[00:20:22] 冷不丁换一个环境

[00:20:24] 觉着心旷神怡

[00:20:28] 你在这儿住能不延年益寿吗

[00:20:31] 那肯定得好啊

[00:20:33] 空气也新鲜

[00:20:36] 他往正中一看

[00:20:37] 正中央一张禅床

[00:20:42] 上面挺搭一个蒲团

[00:20:45] 崔道陵聊光罗汉正在上面盘起打坐

[00:20:53] 大概头两天呢

[00:20:54] 刚剃的头内脑袋啊

[00:20:57] 倍儿亮倍儿亮的

[00:20:58] 好像1万度大灯泡

[00:21:02] 这大鹅上涨得脑门子窄

[00:21:05] 腮帮子宽

[00:21:07] 这大猪肚子脸

[00:21:10] 眼皮低垂

[00:21:13] 眼眉长出多长来好像呢

[00:21:16] 长眉罗汉差不多少大狮子鼻鲶鱼嘴

[00:21:22] 嘴角往下耷拉着

[00:21:25] 要不知道的

[00:21:26] 因为他睡着了

[00:21:30] 前面有拜殿

[00:21:32] 旁边有佛龛

[00:21:35] 进了这屋之后

[00:21:36] 就肃然起敬

[00:21:40] 薛城进屋

[00:21:41] 腿一软

[00:21:42] 扑通跪到拜垫上

[00:21:48] 师爷在上服下的徒孙学成给您磕头了

[00:21:56] 蹦蹦蹦

[00:22:01] 他低着头听了听

[00:22:03] 毫无反应

[00:22:05] 新春话我失业睡着了

[00:22:07] 没听见

[00:22:09] 又提高了嗓音

[00:22:11] 师爷在上

[00:22:15] 图

[00:22:15] 孙学成给您磕头了

[00:22:19] 爸爸爸爸吧

[00:22:23] 又磕了仨响头

[00:22:27] 那小和尚仗着胆过来了

[00:22:30] 老祖宗老放大

[00:22:34] 有人找您来了

[00:22:37] 其实崔道林啊

[00:22:39] 不但听见了

[00:22:40] 而且看见心里挺烦

[00:22:44] 到了这会儿不得不言语

[00:22:48] 所以他微睁二目

[00:22:51] 两个大眼皮跟门帘的差不多

[00:22:54] 少聊起来了

[00:22:56] 阿弥陀佛

[00:23:01] 下面是学成吗

[00:23:04] 事业正试图损我

[00:23:09] 不在杭州陈家庄

[00:23:13] 到此何故啊

[00:23:15] 呃

[00:23:16] 师爷是这么回事儿学成呢

[00:23:21] 可觉着见着亲人了

[00:23:24] 鼻子一酸

[00:23:25] 眼泪先下来

[00:23:26] 这

[00:23:27] 这这

[00:23:34] 一着急直说外语

[00:23:36] 那谁懂啊

[00:23:38] 崔导淋的皱眉

[00:23:39] 哼

[00:23:41] 男子汉大丈夫

[00:23:43] 泪不轻弹

[00:23:46] 哭哭啼啼学妇人之见

[00:23:50] 可恶至极

[00:23:52] 有话快说

[00:23:54] A

[00:23:55] 血橙吓得赶紧把眼泪擦干净

[00:23:59] 是这么回事儿

[00:24:01] 我放我师傅所差

[00:24:04] 我给您送了一封信

[00:24:07] 心在何处

[00:24:09] 呃在我怀里

[00:24:11] 学成赶紧把心掏出来交给小和尚

[00:24:14] 小和尚转成给老方长

[00:24:18] 崔大林接过这个信来看了看

[00:24:22] 也没看信嚷

[00:24:24] 就看看信

[00:24:25] 皮儿上面写着呗

[00:24:28] 上恩施钦差鸡脚上写俩字

[00:24:32] 内详要说的话在里边

[00:24:37] 崔大林没看

[00:24:40] 手托着封信问

[00:24:42] 学成究竟发生什么事啦

[00:24:47] 呃

[00:24:48] 师爷阿恕小的直言

[00:24:53] 这么这么这么这么这么回事儿

[00:24:56] 哎

[00:24:56] 这薛城啊

[00:24:57] 挺厚的

[00:24:58] 嘴唇挺能白话

[00:25:02] 就把杭州三次例类D 经过从头到尾讲述一遍

[00:25:08] 但这小子颠倒是非

[00:25:10] 把责任都推给了昆仑侠胜英