《栾蒲包与丰泽园017集》歌词

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[00:00:02] 常言说

[00:00:04] 人分369 等

[00:00:07] 木分花梨

[00:00:09] 紫檀

[00:00:11] 这人呢

[00:00:11] 他绝对不一样

[00:00:15] 就拿王恩普来说

[00:00:17] 新丰楼的老板

[00:00:19] 大掌柜

[00:00:21] 日进斗金

[00:00:23] 哪银子哗哗往里躺

[00:00:26] 你怎么说

[00:00:27] 人心换人心

[00:00:29] 你给伙计们改善改善生活啊

[00:00:33] 提高点儿待遇

[00:00:34] 大伙一高兴一撒花

[00:00:37] 你买卖不就更好吗

[00:00:39] A

[00:00:40] 他不在

[00:00:42] 月挣的钱

[00:00:43] 他越抠门

[00:00:45] 钱挣得越多

[00:00:47] 越舍不得花

[00:00:49] 这伙计们就发现

[00:00:51] 往常的时候买没这么好

[00:00:54] 到初15 还改善生活

[00:00:57] 什么烙饼

[00:00:59] 炸酱面

[00:01:01] 包顿饺子

[00:01:03] 现在全免

[00:01:04] 相反地变成了苞米面儿

[00:01:08] 伙计们都有意见

[00:01:10] 背后就骂呗

[00:01:12] 马富而不仁

[00:01:14] 师心才黑

[00:01:16] 钱都叫你赚了

[00:01:18] 你对我们怎么这样

[00:01:20] 这吃的什么玩意儿这是

[00:01:23] 连一点儿外快也得不着赏钱

[00:01:26] 一概全免过去

[00:01:28] 还有呢

[00:01:30] 软破包

[00:01:31] 用耳朵一摸

[00:01:32] 这大伙有意见

[00:01:34] 怕大伙儿心散了

[00:01:37] 那么这哥儿八个

[00:01:38] 当然他好办事儿

[00:01:40] 对其他人他也劝说

[00:01:42] 别别

[00:01:42] 别

[00:01:43] 最近据我所知

[00:01:45] 老掌柜的花销太大呀

[00:01:48] 你想咱们就干咱自己的活儿

[00:01:51] 咱哪了解全局的情况

[00:01:54] 你想想开这么个饭馆子

[00:01:57] 什么人没有啊

[00:01:59] 工商税务二分局司官两面

[00:02:04] 黑白两道都跑这儿节由来a

[00:02:09] 哪个都伸手要钱

[00:02:11] 跟老掌柜的打点了

[00:02:13] 这方面又打点内方面

[00:02:15] 这钱可没少花呀

[00:02:18] 要正常情况下给咱们吃顿搅和

[00:02:22] 那算个什么呢

[00:02:23] 哎

[00:02:24] 别有意见

[00:02:25] 别发牢骚

[00:02:26] 该怎么干怎么干

[00:02:29] 人心换人心

[00:02:31] 迟早会改变的啊大伙儿

[00:02:34] 导读精彩啊

[00:02:36] 好好干啊

[00:02:38] 其实栾蒲包劝大伙儿心里头也不痛快

[00:02:42] 但是不痛快

[00:02:44] 不影响他的工作

[00:02:46] 照样精神饱满

[00:02:48] 在钱塘干活

[00:02:51] 咱们闲言少叙

[00:02:53] 单说这天

[00:02:56] 该着出事儿

[00:02:58] 上午十点钟左右

[00:03:01] 客人不是那么多的

[00:03:03] 所以呢

[00:03:04] 栾蒲包的钱塘也可以来回溜达溜达精神松弛一下

[00:03:10] 正在这么时候

[00:03:12] 外边儿来个吃饭D 客人

[00:03:14] 这客人又出现

[00:03:17] 栾蒲包就是一愣啊

[00:03:22] 据说这组怎么与众不同啊

[00:03:25] 到新丰楼这么长的时间

[00:03:27] 好几年了

[00:03:29] 头一回遇上这样的客人

[00:03:32] 咱们先说这客人啊

[00:03:35] 个儿不算矮

[00:03:37] 上中等的个儿

[00:03:39] 长得细条条的身形

[00:03:42] 线条长得挺美

[00:03:45] 往脸上一看

[00:03:46] 是细皮嫩肉

[00:03:48] 白里透粉粉里透红粉嘟嘟的小脸蛋那么好看

[00:03:55] 小脑门不宽

[00:03:56] 尖下壳瓜子的脸型

[00:04:00] 弯弯的两道弯眉

[00:04:03] 一对笑眼

[00:04:05] 这对眼睛叫勾魂的眼睛

[00:04:09] 瞅你一眼

[00:04:10] 能把那活儿给你够了

[00:04:12] 笑眼

[00:04:14] 通关鼻梁

[00:04:15] 小嘴儿薄嘴片儿

[00:04:18] 满嘴的银牙

[00:04:20] 就长那个好看劲儿就甭提了

[00:04:24] 留着半截头

[00:04:26] 乌黑瓦列

[00:04:28] 往两边分着

[00:04:30] 身上穿着人丹

[00:04:32] 士林布的长衫

[00:04:35] 挽着白袖头儿

[00:04:36] 瞅着那么风流潇洒

[00:04:39] 干净利落

[00:04:42] 持手空拳

[00:04:43] 没拿着东西

[00:04:44] 但是走起路来太烦人

[00:04:47] 为什么

[00:04:48] 跟一般的男人它不一样

[00:04:51] 是扭扭捏捏

[00:04:56] 怎么个走法

[00:04:58] 男不

[00:04:59] 男女不女

[00:05:02] 栾蒲包管钱塘业务

[00:05:04] 一看来

[00:05:04] 客人赶紧迎上去哟

[00:05:07] 来现场

[00:05:09] 您里边请

[00:05:11] 这时候没言语

[00:05:13] 背着手在屋里的欣赏欣赏

[00:05:19] 看了72 眼

[00:05:22] 栾蒲包在后头跟着先生

[00:05:25] 您看您是做雅座呢

[00:05:28] 您还是坐散座

[00:05:31] 他还没言语

[00:05:33] 拉把椅子就坐下来

[00:05:35] 哎

[00:05:38] 是啊

[00:05:40] 是新房楼吗

[00:05:43] 是

[00:05:43] 这就是信封喽

[00:05:48] 那个掌柜的

[00:05:50] 是不是叫汪恩普汪掌柜对您说的一点都不假

[00:05:57] 您认识我们掌柜的

[00:05:59] 嗯

[00:06:00] 有那么一面之识

[00:06:04] 你叫什么

[00:06:05] 名儿小人免贵姓栾

[00:06:08] 我叫栾蒲包

[00:06:13] 怎么还起这么个名字啊

[00:06:15] 你是栾蒲包

[00:06:17] 跟你这么说吧

[00:06:19] 我来了

[00:06:20] 想要见见你们掌柜啊

[00:06:22] 掌柜的送了客人

[00:06:24] 刚出去一会儿就能回来

[00:06:26] 那你就在这儿等着我给你泡茶去

[00:06:30] 说着

[00:06:31] 栾蒲包就奔后堂走了

[00:06:33] 一边走一边好笑

[00:06:36] 听说这是男的是女的

[00:06:38] 看出来女的女扮男装

[00:06:43] 到这儿来

[00:06:44] 人多觉得不方便

[00:06:47] 故此化妆改吧

[00:06:50] 反正有点儿像男的

[00:06:53] 到底男的女的

[00:06:55] 这时候

[00:06:55] 徐勇海过来

[00:06:57] 栾蒲包就跟他说

[00:06:59] 大哥

[00:07:00] 你看

[00:07:01] 来个特殊的客人

[00:07:04] 也看不出是男的是女的

[00:07:07] 女的

[00:07:09] 女扮男装

[00:07:10] 你这还吃出来是吧

[00:07:12] 我也那么想的

[00:07:13] 找咱们常规的啊

[00:07:16] 说着栾蒲包没多说

[00:07:19] 泡了壶香茶

[00:07:21] 茶杯擦的倍儿亮给端上去

[00:07:24] 然后摆了四个小吃碟

[00:07:27] 什么白瓜子黑瓜子落花生糖块儿往这儿一摆

[00:07:32] 先生

[00:07:33] 您先喝着水

[00:07:34] 我们掌柜的一会儿就回来

[00:07:36] 您看

[00:07:37] 死店活人开

[00:07:41] 你谁不高兴啊

[00:07:43] 为什么新房楼竟回头客

[00:07:46] 到这儿宾至如归

[00:07:49] 有亲切的感觉

[00:07:51] 他觉着那么舒服

[00:07:52] 花钱花的决折不曲柳

[00:07:56] 不就这个理儿吗

[00:07:58] 服务非常热情

[00:08:00] 咱们现在餐饮行业也讲究

[00:08:03] 服务也好

[00:08:05] 不好不行

[00:08:06] 你处决横丧的谁来了

[00:08:09] 窝一肚子火

[00:08:10] 生一肚子气人

[00:08:12] 谁还来吃完这顿你再也不来了

[00:08:16] 这就是新房楼头一个特点

[00:08:19] 水给倒上了

[00:08:21] 这主看了看

[00:08:23] 嗯

[00:08:25] 我说啊

[00:08:25] 火箭

[00:08:26] 你叫栾蒲包是

[00:08:29] 我听说你们买卖可不错呀啊

[00:08:31] 托您的福买卖是十分的红火

[00:08:35] 那就是我们掌柜会做买卖是吗

[00:08:40] 哎呀

[00:08:40] 你们可发了大财啦

[00:08:43] 据我所知

[00:08:45] J 新丰楼在这北京城来说

[00:08:49] 罚的饭庄是头一把儿

[00:08:51] A 也可以是那么说

[00:08:54] 欢迎你来捧场

[00:08:55] 嗯

[00:08:56] 没说热了

[00:08:59] 有点热

[00:09:01] 他把这个扣解开了

[00:09:03] 栾蒲包仔细看男的

[00:09:08] 你们说怎么难的

[00:09:09] 男的特有的特点

[00:09:11] 有这可乐素

[00:09:13] 又叫博苏

[00:09:15] 就这哒哒哒

[00:09:16] 女人没有

[00:09:18] 女人要有

[00:09:18] 那就特殊了

[00:09:20] 栾蒲包一瞅下

[00:09:22] 还是男的

[00:09:24] 我这人他妈什么样的都有

[00:09:27] 扭扭捏捏

[00:09:28] 怎么一说话声音圆润

[00:09:31] 跟那女孩儿的声音一样扭扭捏捏的JJ 家人看着太不舒服了

[00:09:37] 正在这个时候王恩浦回来

[00:09:40] 下着人力车

[00:09:41] 腆着草包肚子

[00:09:43] 一边擦汗

[00:09:44] 一边往里走

[00:09:49] 掌柜的

[00:09:50] 你回来了

[00:09:51] 有位先生找您哦

[00:09:54] 谁找我啊

[00:09:55] 你看就这位先生我看看

[00:09:58] 呵

[00:10:01] 哎呀哎呀呀呀

[00:10:04] 没想到没想到啊

[00:10:06] 闹了半天

[00:10:07] 燕青老弟哎呀

[00:10:10] 燕青老弟你好啊

[00:10:11] 嘿嘿嘿嘿

[00:10:15] 闹了半天

[00:10:16] 这个人叫李彦青

[00:10:19] 就见着李艳青也站起来掌柜的

[00:10:23] 您好啊

[00:10:24] 您恭喜发财哟

[00:10:26] 托福托福啊

[00:10:28] 多的来吧

[00:10:30] 也就刚坐下喝了两杯水

[00:10:32] 哎呀

[00:10:33] 此地并非讲话之所

[00:10:35] 能不能赏个脸跟我到柜房

[00:10:39] 当然啦

[00:10:41] 恭敬不如从命

[00:10:43] 那咱们就奔桂坊

[00:10:45] 来来来a

[00:10:49] A 老罗

[00:10:50] 那怎么办啊

[00:10:52] 告诉厨房的

[00:10:54] 上几碟精美的小菜

[00:10:57] 再送点女儿红二锅头

[00:11:00] 我跟着李先生要尽兴咋

[00:11:06] 携手揽腕

[00:11:07] 亲热的不得了

[00:11:09] 就见这李彦青是扭扭捏捏跟着进了柜房

[00:11:15] 栾蒲包儿

[00:11:15] 大伙都看着你说真有意思

[00:11:20] 这掌柜的怎么那么亲热

[00:11:23] 听那意思没达到那个关系

[00:11:27] 哎

[00:11:27] 今儿特殊的热情

[00:11:29] 我来了好几年了

[00:11:31] 除非他见着姚泽圣尧善人是这副德行

[00:11:35] 剩下还没见过呢

[00:11:37] 看来这里燕青今儿挺了不起哈

[00:11:42] 哎

[00:11:42] 忙自己的吧

[00:11:44] 告诉厨房的

[00:11:45] 做了几碟精美的小菜

[00:11:48] 准备第九栾蒲包拿进柜坊

[00:11:51] 等到柜房一看

[00:11:53] 俩人挨着坐着喝

[00:11:55] 王恩普眼睛都乐没了

[00:11:58] 还拉着李燕青的手呢

[00:12:00] 两个人说

[00:12:01] 哎呀

[00:12:02] 闹啊

[00:12:02] 亲密无间

[00:12:05] 摆好了

[00:12:06] 栾蒲包退出去

[00:12:08] 把门带好

[00:12:10] 玩不玩

[00:12:11] 瞎啄磨

[00:12:13] 哎呀

[00:12:14] 背不住这女人哪

[00:12:16] 他也长可乐素

[00:12:18] 这特殊的人

[00:12:20] 怎么看怎么像女孩儿

[00:12:23] 这王恩普

[00:12:23] 我可听说了

[00:12:24] 是个老色鬼啊老色狼

[00:12:29] 见了美貌的女人

[00:12:31] 迈不动步啊

[00:12:32] 它在这方面没少花钱

[00:12:35] 我倘若这样

[00:12:37] 真是个女孩儿

[00:12:39] 非吃亏

[00:12:40] 不可非吃亏

[00:12:43] 那么我见不着了就算了

[00:12:45] 我看见了

[00:12:46] 焉有不管之理

[00:12:48] 我要不闻不问

[00:12:49] 我不缺德

[00:12:51] 他把自己的意思跟徐勇海说

[00:12:55] 行了

[00:12:56] 还拼呢

[00:12:57] 那咱咋管

[00:12:59] 你说怎么管

[00:13:01] 最好劝老掌柜的

[00:13:02] 多喝点儿酒

[00:13:04] J 女儿红跟二锅头要兑在一块儿

[00:13:07] 能使人醉

[00:13:09] 过去他就罪过

[00:13:11] 是不劝劝他喝酒

[00:13:12] 他喝醉了

[00:13:13] 你这个人就幸免遇难

[00:13:16] 你看怎么样

[00:13:19] 好吧

[00:13:20] 我去劝劝

[00:13:22] 等徐永海忙活一会儿

[00:13:24] 到了桂坊了

[00:13:25] 用手一推门

[00:13:28] 嗯

[00:13:30] 门插上

[00:13:32] 徐海也是新人

[00:13:34] 插着你就走呗

[00:13:37] 他摘耳朵听了听

[00:13:38] 然后隔着缝尽量往里看一看

[00:13:41] 里边需要什么

[00:13:43] 他没别的意思

[00:13:44] 不看

[00:13:45] 此刻他这么一看

[00:13:47] 哎哟

[00:13:48] 我的妈

[00:13:50] 扭头便跑

[00:13:53] 到了后面

[00:13:54] 把栾蒲包

[00:13:55] 所以子明这些人都叫过来

[00:14:02] 哎

[00:14:04] 你们猜怎么着怎么着怎么着

[00:14:11] 是吗

[00:14:15] 我说他是人呢

[00:14:16] 他是畜生

[00:14:17] 谁知道唉呀恶心恶心恶心

[00:14:21] 今天一天饭我都吃不下去

[00:14:26] 细节咱们不必细说

[00:14:28] 说的这你还听不懂

[00:14:32] 说这个李彦青什么人

[00:14:35] 什么人啊

[00:14:36] 他本身是个男人

[00:14:38] 老爷们儿

[00:14:40] 老爷们什么生意啊

[00:14:42] 就卖身

[00:14:44] 靠着卖身生活

[00:14:46] 老爷们儿也卖身

[00:14:48] 那在旧社会这个事儿

[00:14:50] 也是屡见不鲜的事儿啊

[00:14:54] 翻开中国的历史

[00:14:55] 您看看

[00:14:56] 在历史上就有

[00:14:58] 就有啊

[00:14:59] 有的管这种

[00:15:00] 这种人呢

[00:15:01] 叫B 人

[00:15:03] 有的呢

[00:15:04] 叫娈童

[00:15:06] 有的叫面首

[00:15:08] 到了元朝的时候管这玩意叫相公

[00:15:13] 哎

[00:15:14] 就是猿人统治大都的时候

[00:15:17] 在这个热闹地方

[00:15:19] 有香菇汤

[00:15:21] 香菇糖不是女孩儿违纪

[00:15:24] 不要女孩儿都要

[00:15:25] 男孩子长得漂亮也描眉打鬓也应宾接客也接待男人

[00:15:35] 咱不必深说这叫什么

[00:15:38] 就好像现在的同性恋

[00:15:41] 变态狂

[00:15:43] 变态啦

[00:15:45] 他是为了谋取生活

[00:15:47] 故此才这样

[00:15:49] 没想到这这王恩普这王掌柜的他喜欢走这条道

[00:15:54] 喜欢辣

[00:15:55] 不节能吗

[00:15:57] 好事不出门

[00:15:59] 坏事传千里

[00:16:03] 有一就有二

[00:16:06] AJ 李彦青啊

[00:16:07] 自从来了之后马上走了

[00:16:10] 第二天又来

[00:16:11] 隔两天又来

[00:16:13] 只要一来门就关上

[00:16:15] 哎呀

[00:16:16] 人们传扬这个事儿是沸沸扬扬

[00:16:20] 说在那个年月就是这样说

[00:16:22] 男人我有钱

[00:16:24] 在外边混事儿

[00:16:26] 难免应酬

[00:16:28] 说吃个花脚儿

[00:16:31] 逛个积怨

[00:16:33] 多找几个女郎陪着

[00:16:36] 为了应酬这些事儿

[00:16:38] 不叫人家笑话

[00:16:40] 你不这样你没法维持

[00:16:42] 嗯

[00:16:43] 对这个算不了什么

[00:16:44] 甚至说我有俩钱儿愿意上**去花俩钱儿

[00:16:49] 别人也是一笑就拉倒

[00:16:52] 说她呀

[00:16:53] 喜欢好色

[00:16:54] 喜欢找女孩儿

[00:16:57] 喜欢在女孩身上花钱就拉倒了

[00:17:00] 唯独有一样事儿

[00:17:03] 就这种事儿

[00:17:05] 男的跟男的

[00:17:08] 还是那句话

[00:17:09] 同性恋

[00:17:11] 这玩意儿大伙儿是深恶痛绝

[00:17:15] 听说你吃饱了撑的

[00:17:18] 你是人吗

[00:17:20] 你给中国人的脸都丢尽了

[00:17:22] 你简直

[00:17:23] 明明是个畜生

[00:17:25] 本来大伙对光谱就有意见

[00:17:29] 这个是在e 传扬出去

[00:17:31] 大家是议论纷纷

[00:17:34] 栾蒲包紧跟着往下压

[00:17:37] 谁捣鼓这事儿卵普班就说

[00:17:39] 谢谢啊

[00:17:40] 闲谈莫论人非

[00:17:43] 别

[00:17:43] 别别

[00:17:43] 干活干活

[00:17:45] 你说这干嘛呀

[00:17:47] 你看见了

[00:17:48] 哎

[00:17:48] 干活

[00:17:50] 他还紧往下压

[00:17:52] 你别把掌柜的整得太臭了

[00:17:54] 将来这买卖怎么办

[00:17:57] 可王恩溥呢

[00:17:59] 也觉察出来

[00:18:01] 平常的时候没接触这李艳青的时候

[00:18:04] 大伙儿可是见到他非常恭敬

[00:18:07] 他就发现现在形势不对

[00:18:10] 大伙儿用特殊的眼光

[00:18:13] 来看待