《Put on tha Set》歌词

[00:00:01] Put on tha Set - WC And The Maad Circle

[00:00:21] I got put on the set smokin Jimmy Jacks in a shack

[00:00:24] With my nigga Coolio got me to' the f**k back

[00:00:28] High as a UFO standin in my drawers

[00:00:31] In the hall talkin to the walls

[00:00:33] Now a nigga's spooked umm

[00:00:37] *Snagglepuss voice* Heavens to merkatroids I'm looped

[00:00:41] I'm tripping *normal voice* Nigga what do I see

[00:00:43] It's me that nigga Dub C on the TV

[00:00:46] Now I know I'm buzzed

[00:00:48] Cause I'm on the TV but the TV's unplugged

[00:00:50] Damn this shit is like the Twilight Zone

[00:00:53] *sings theme* Na-na-na-na na-na-na-na; I'm blowed

[00:00:57] Cause now I'm havin illusions illusions

[00:00:59] Of me on channel eleven on a black and white tube and

[00:01:02] Mack and the Gene are one of mine show

[00:01:04] Hangin with Sinead and they sippin on the four-oh

[00:01:07] Now I know I'm trippin *Martin Lawrence voice* Oh my goodness

[00:01:12] Let me change the TV and

[00:01:14] Dizamn Once again there I go

[00:01:16] But this time it's channel thirteen on Arsenio

[00:01:18] I'm smokin a wet one on the couch

[00:01:21] Givin up a fat middle finger to the crowd

[00:01:24] I'm faded but not in a way in which you ever seen

[00:01:28] Peep the side effects yeah I'm on the set

[00:01:30] Chorus: *singers*

[00:01:31] Asshole naked standin in front of the set; I'm wet

[00:01:36] Ain't no escapin when yo' ass is wet; I'm wet

[00:01:41] Look look way up in the sky everybody just

[00:01:47] Look look and you'll find me flyin high

[00:01:52] So there I was standin in front of the set mesmerized

[00:01:55] Kickin off the scenery right before me eyes

[00:01:58] High as a motherf**ker what was I to do

[00:02:01] Cause now the yerm has got me thinkin I'm on channel two

[00:02:04] Peep it -- bip-bip-bip like the bi-on-ic man I'm out of control

[00:02:07] And now I see myself on Highway Patrol

[00:02:09] Runnin from the Feds tryin to make my get away

[00:02:12] But there's *singin* nowhere to run ba-bay

[00:02:15] And now exhausted from this drama I needed a rest

[00:02:18] So I went on channel four so I can catch my breath

[00:02:21] Now who's this after five minutes of bein there

[00:02:23] I met this motherf**ker named the Fresh Prince of Bel Air

[00:02:27] Yeah this nigga was funny I must admit it

[00:02:29] But his Uncle and his cousin Carlton was straight bitches

[00:02:32] Them niggaz was cock blockin talkin bout killin me

[00:02:35] Cause I told em I wanted to f**k the shit out of Hillary ooh

[00:02:38] Now what's a realer trip to fantasy all I know

[00:02:40] Is she was lookin good sportin them t-shirt and panties huh

[00:02:43] I can't believe this shit nigga I'm wet

[00:02:46] F**k tricks my mind is playin with dipsticks I'm on the set

[00:02:48] Chorus

[00:02:59] Still blowed from the chemicals I'm askin was it worth it

[00:03:02] Cause like Slick Rick now Dub C is scared and I'm nervous

[00:03:05] Cause now the TV's changin by itself uh-oh danger

[00:03:08] Cause now I see myself on channel nine on the Gladiators

[00:03:12] I'm swingin on a rope with a gauge

[00:03:14] Boom bang bang you niggaz can't hang

[00:03:17] F**k a obstacle fool I had them buff bitches runnin

[00:03:20] Mass confusion now I hear one-time comin

[00:03:21] So I swing to the exit jumped off and jetted

[00:03:25] Thank God mama kept the baby gat ready

[00:03:28] I left all them bitches behind til I got to channel fifty-two

[00:03:33] And there I found myself on Good Times

[00:03:34] Here was me and this nigga named J J

[00:03:36] Out on a double date just sippin on Kool-Aid

[00:03:39] Now umm ain't no need for me to pretenda

[00:03:42] Like my date was all that like J J 's boo-boo Belinda

[00:03:44] Yo but she had a ass like Thelma titties like Walona

[00:03:47] Drunk off the Mad Dog I f**ked around and boned her

[00:03:51] Like J J the pussy was dy-no-mite though

[00:03:53] I must admit the hoe had a mug as ugly as Flo'

[00:03:55] I'm on tha set