《龙虎风云会第83回》歌词

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[00:00:02] 卧佛

[00:00:03] 昆仑僧来到莲花观

[00:00:07] 本来想的挺好

[00:00:10] 见着过长达

[00:00:12] 痛则他一顿

[00:00:14] 让他解散吧

[00:00:16] 王类

[00:00:17] 该认错就认错

[00:00:19] 该领罪就领罪

[00:00:23] 想个什么办法吧

[00:00:25] 王千岁

[00:00:25] 赵德芳给送回去

[00:00:28] 这不是功德圆满吗

[00:00:31] 可是您别忘了

[00:00:33] 咱已经介绍过昆桑这人呢

[00:00:37] 没主意

[00:00:39] 来了一哈he

[00:00:41] 这么多人帮忙啊

[00:00:44] 飞剑仙

[00:00:45] 朱亮

[00:00:46] 三尺地灵魔

[00:00:47] 陆昆血手飞镰江洪烈九头身雕

[00:00:51] 继承da

[00:00:54] 不老翁、公孙良都在这儿

[00:00:57] 他心里就犯合计了

[00:01:00] 人家旁不相干的都来帮忙

[00:01:04] 我是当师傅的

[00:01:06] 你说我帮着撤梯子这像话吗

[00:01:10] 再一看

[00:01:11] 郭长达这么孝敬

[00:01:13] 对我这么尊重

[00:01:15] 好不容易把我盼来了

[00:01:18] 结果我来撤梯子来了

[00:01:20] 又觉着于心不忍

[00:01:23] 所以啊

[00:01:24] 他又改变主意了

[00:01:26] 没说男人没主意

[00:01:28] 要饭这话

[00:01:30] 一点儿都不假

[00:01:32] 昆虫点了点了

[00:01:34] 把一度的话咽下去

[00:01:38] 我上哪不知道

[00:01:40] 向他进行了汇报

[00:01:43] 三侠五义一顿的不是

[00:01:46] 把开封府说的如何如何可恶

[00:01:49] 把徐良白云瑞说的如何如何不讲理

[00:01:54] 人随帮唱影

[00:01:56] 见缝插针

[00:01:58] 在旁边煽风点火

[00:02:00] 添油加醋

[00:02:03] 魂丧的听

[00:02:07] 要这么说呀

[00:02:08] 就不怪国产党

[00:02:10] 徒弟是事出有因

[00:02:12] 迫不得已

[00:02:13] 所以他就改变了初衷

[00:02:18] 坤生频频点头

[00:02:20] 好吧

[00:02:21] 既然这样

[00:02:22] 今天是腹内的日子

[00:02:24] 正是是否

[00:02:27] 我们去打猎

[00:02:28] 您了

[00:02:29] 好好休息

[00:02:30] 路上太辛苦了

[00:02:32] 等养足了精神再帮兵助阵长达呀

[00:02:38] 我也不累

[00:02:40] 路上休息的蛮好

[00:02:43] 今儿个我头天来

[00:02:45] 正赶赴类

[00:02:46] 我打算拍黑眼

[00:02:48] 到前面去看看你好

[00:02:51] 老师

[00:02:52] 那我就安排

[00:02:56] 就在擂台的后边

[00:02:58] 准备的产床

[00:03:00] 准备的安乐椅

[00:03:02] 众星捧月

[00:03:03] 一般把昆仑僧让到后台

[00:03:08] 这回这群贼

[00:03:09] 一个是大一脾气

[00:03:12] 精神头倍儿足

[00:03:14] 听说

[00:03:14] 这回我还怕谁

[00:03:18] 有九头神标

[00:03:19] 纪承达

[00:03:21] 有公孙良

[00:03:22] 又来个莫佛

[00:03:24] 昆仑僧

[00:03:26] 现在是兵强马壮三侠五义

[00:03:30] 要倒霉啊

[00:03:32] 这帮人心里是这么想的

[00:03:35] 眨眼之间就到了正当午时

[00:03:39] 小老道进来禀报

[00:03:42] 主门da

[00:03:43] 时辰快到了

[00:03:45] 您看来的人太多了

[00:03:48] 敌羞人嗷嗷直喊

[00:03:50] 说到了时候怎么还不开类

[00:03:53] 您到前面说几句吧

[00:03:55] 嗯

[00:03:57] 师傅

[00:03:58] 你歇着啊

[00:04:00] 我到前面去看看

[00:04:02] 长大

[00:04:04] 该开累就太累了

[00:04:06] 不要犹豫a

[00:04:08] 金牌

[00:04:11] 郭长达一声令下

[00:04:13] 小老大敲响了云牌啪啦

[00:04:18] 冷冷冷冷冷冷冷冷

[00:04:24] 云台一响

[00:04:26] 台下看热闹的是鸦雀无声

[00:04:31] 上场门一挺

[00:04:33] 锅长达从里边出来了

[00:04:36] 在看过长达神采奕奕呀

[00:04:41] 美

[00:04:43] 冲着台下一打几手

[00:04:45] 无量天尊

[00:04:50] 各位朋友们

[00:04:52] 各位子弟老师们

[00:04:55] 各位施主

[00:04:59] 八王擂中断一月挂零

[00:05:03] 因为啊

[00:05:04] 开封府的有事儿

[00:05:06] 故此申请中断

[00:05:10] 今天开始负累

[00:05:13] 难得天下各位英雄前来捧场

[00:05:18] 大家要看一眼

[00:05:20] 比上次的人还要多得多

[00:05:24] 频道非常高兴

[00:05:27] 我记得我曾经宣布过擂台的规矩

[00:05:32] 现在有必要再重申一遍

[00:05:36] 这可是擂台

[00:05:39] 换句话说

[00:05:40] 就是战场

[00:05:42] 不管任何人登台

[00:05:45] 如果受了伤了

[00:05:48] 莲花冠概不负责

[00:05:52] 说句倒霉的话

[00:05:53] 死了活该

[00:05:56] 你自己找的

[00:05:58] 我们更不负责

[00:06:01] 还有件事儿

[00:06:02] 我必须讲在当面

[00:06:06] 这次把王妹

[00:06:09] 是我们莲花派的

[00:06:11] 昆仑胎会斗上三门

[00:06:15] 会逗开封府三侠五义、小五义、小七杰的

[00:06:22] 最好旁人别插手

[00:06:25] 您站脚助威

[00:06:27] 我们欢迎

[00:06:29] 如果你觉得有必要登台献艺

[00:06:32] 我们也欢迎

[00:06:35] 但是

[00:06:36] 最好你别插手我们两家的事情

[00:06:40] 如果说不听

[00:06:42] 良言相劝

[00:06:44] 那你是自找倒霉

[00:06:47] 我不必出去了

[00:06:50] 要该说的话就是这些

[00:06:52] 各位啊

[00:06:53] 现在我话说完了

[00:06:56] 父类

[00:06:57] 现在开始

[00:06:59] 郭昌达宣布完了

[00:07:00] 转身奔后台

[00:07:03] 哎

[00:07:04] 你几点忙

[00:07:06] 正赶上昆仑僧带着四个大和尚都在台口这

[00:07:12] 干什么呢

[00:07:13] 他们没看过擂台

[00:07:15] 觉得这玩意儿新鲜

[00:07:18] 所以都挤到上场门儿这儿

[00:07:20] 趴着脖往外看

[00:07:24] 郭长达是眼睛一转

[00:07:26] 计上心头

[00:07:28] 什么意思

[00:07:30] 他可不傻呀

[00:07:32] 他发现

[00:07:33] 老师这次来呀

[00:07:35] 那个精神头儿不是那么足的

[00:07:40] 那个眼神

[00:07:43] 觉着变化无常

[00:07:45] 他以猜测的

[00:07:46] 老师肯定有一肚子话要说

[00:07:51] 但是没说

[00:07:53] 郭长达就以为着老师这次来并非那么坚定地帮忙

[00:08:01] 可能他劝我解散吧

[00:08:03] 王玲

[00:08:05] 看着人多

[00:08:06] 他没莫得开说

[00:08:08] 要那样可就坏了

[00:08:11] 你看我唱哪

[00:08:13] 比猴都精

[00:08:15] 猜透了坤生的心思

[00:08:20] 他一看这四个师弟在这站着

[00:08:24] 这都是老师的爱徒啊

[00:08:26] 国产da 1 琢磨

[00:08:29] 最好把他们四位牢牢的拴住

[00:08:33] 最好他们受点伤

[00:08:35] 挨点教训

[00:08:37] 如果三侠五义小五义的

[00:08:39] 把他们给收拾了

[00:08:42] 我老师肯定心疼

[00:08:44] 到了那时候

[00:08:46] 他就坚定地给我帮忙

[00:08:49] 再不会动摇了

[00:08:52] 对

[00:08:53] 就得使唤他们

[00:08:56] 你说这锅长达损不损呢

[00:09:00] 老人的狗Y 表露不出来

[00:09:04] 郭长达来到商场

[00:09:05] 门儿一开

[00:09:06] 四核正看着

[00:09:09] 他到了今天了

[00:09:10] 我两天之内

[00:09:12] 子类

[00:09:14] 你们不想登台

[00:09:15] 比试比试嘿嘿嘿

[00:09:18] 当然想啦

[00:09:19] 但是得先请示我们老师啊

[00:09:23] 老师不答应

[00:09:25] 我们也不敢登台

[00:09:29] 思维言之差异

[00:09:32] 这是擂台

[00:09:34] 我说了就算

[00:09:36] 不必请示老湿

[00:09:39] 用得着吗

[00:09:41] 愿意登台就登台

[00:09:43] 如果觉得心里都没底

[00:09:46] 那你就不必登台

[00:09:49] 我常拿这话就更损

[00:09:52] 他知道这四个和尚生性好斗

[00:09:56] 就拿话将的蹭一下子说

[00:09:59] 你觉得心里没底

[00:10:01] 下句话说

[00:10:02] 贪生怕死

[00:10:03] 唯刀币见您就别登台

[00:10:08] 这一句话不要紧

[00:10:10] 把这几个和尚都激怒了

[00:10:13] 今念如来法空烦恼地扑棱弥陀佛

[00:10:18] 出门da

[00:10:21] 我们来了就为打类

[00:10:24] 估计干嘛来呀

[00:10:26] 既然如此

[00:10:27] 我头一个登场

[00:10:29] 欢迎欢迎

[00:10:32] 国长达一看

[00:10:34] 把火给点着了

[00:10:36] 嗨

[00:10:36] 下一步棋就好走了

[00:10:39] 他把手机顺清

[00:10:42] 再看今年如来法空

[00:10:46] 非新型跳到台上

[00:10:50] 内撒

[00:10:51] 在旁边帮兵助阵

[00:10:54] 法空双掌合十

[00:10:56] 弥陀佛

[00:11:02] 各位

[00:11:04] 贫僧出家在编山卧佛寺

[00:11:09] 我老师就是

[00:11:11] 三是B

[00:11:12] 求卧佛昆仑僧

[00:11:17] 我乃金面如来法空是也

[00:11:23] 这次跟着我老师来到莲花观大王内

[00:11:29] 刚才说话的那个主

[00:11:32] 飞云道长

[00:11:34] 郭长达是我师兄

[00:11:37] 我是他师弟

[00:11:40] 因此我头一个上这场

[00:11:44] 我听了师兄跟我说了

[00:11:47] 而今三侠五义

[00:11:50] 小五义、小七杰

[00:11:53] 很了不起

[00:11:55] 上三门的门人弟子横行武林

[00:11:59] 蛮不讲理

[00:12:02] 我又听说冒出两个人来

[00:12:05] 一个是白眉徐良

[00:12:08] 一个是玉面小达摩白云瑞

[00:12:12] 这两个人更是强梁的不得了

[00:12:18] 见人就打

[00:12:19] 见人就杀

[00:12:22] 我说徐良来没来

[00:12:25] 白哥

[00:12:25] 瑞来不来

[00:12:28] 要来了

[00:12:29] 你们等等

[00:12:30] 陪贫僧陪你们走上几趟

[00:12:35] 你们来不来

[00:12:37] 三侠五义小五义的来不来

[00:12:40] 哎

[00:12:41] 哪一个敢会会魔法空

[00:12:46] 给发空了

[00:12:48] 连喊了数遍

[00:12:51] 无人答言

[00:12:54] 老百姓画全了

[00:12:57] 没人捧场

[00:12:59] 就他一个人

[00:13:00] 从台这边走到台那边

[00:13:02] 来回遛了好几趟

[00:13:05] 法空就觉着脸上无光

[00:13:08] 媳妇怎么都没来呀

[00:13:11] 可不能啊

[00:13:12] 那为什么不言语呢

[00:13:14] 哦

[00:13:15] 我明白了

[00:13:16] 瞧不起我

[00:13:19] 拿我当臭狗屎

[00:13:21] 嘿嘿

[00:13:23] 你也太狂妄了

[00:13:26] 发空想的热就不说人话了

[00:13:30] 阿弥陀佛

[00:13:33] 我学啊

[00:13:35] 白瑞

[00:13:37] 如果你们没来

[00:13:39] 就讲述不起了

[00:13:41] 如果你们来了

[00:13:42] 在人群之中

[00:13:45] 充耳不闻

[00:13:46] 装大半蒜

[00:13:48] 不敢登台

[00:13:50] 我下去还要救你们去了

[00:13:53] 嗯

[00:13:54] 我骂你们的八辈祖宗

[00:13:58] 您别忘了他的身份呢

[00:14:00] 是出家人呢

[00:14:02] 这法控岁数也不小了

[00:14:04] 今年60

[00:14:05] 挂零了

[00:14:06] 60 多岁的人了

[00:14:08] 当了天下的人

[00:14:10] 说出这种话来太没有程度了

[00:14:15] 白眉

[00:14:16] 徐良白云瑞来没来

[00:14:18] 早来了

[00:14:20] 听得清清楚楚

[00:14:23] 一开始为什么没登台呢

[00:14:25] 觉得这和尚可笑

[00:14:29] 真有能耐的人不这样

[00:14:31] 真人不露相

[00:14:33] 露相不真人

[00:14:36] 你瞅这和尚大放厥词

[00:14:40] 吹的乌丢乌丢的

[00:14:41] 肯定是个无能之辈

[00:14:44] 真就拿这当臭狗屎晾在那儿

[00:14:49] 可是后来一凭什么他骂人

[00:14:53] 白眉、徐良的眼眉就竖起来

[00:14:57] 白瑞脑筋蹦起来多高

[00:15:02] 这个东西得好好教训教训

[00:15:05] 房书安在旁边

[00:15:07] 嗯嗯嗯

[00:15:09] 哎我

[00:15:10] 我说干哪儿老鼠

[00:15:12] 帮你看

[00:15:14] 等你来

[00:15:16] 这种货啊

[00:15:18] 肯定没什么能耐

[00:15:21] 你们二位的身份这么高

[00:15:24] 离他干什么呢

[00:15:26] 正所谓

[00:15:27] 穿新鞋

[00:15:28] 别踩狗屎

[00:15:31] 这种货肯定有人收拾啊

[00:15:34] 你们一上去丢分

[00:15:37] 您别听他说下来就了

[00:15:39] 他敢下来吗

[00:15:41] 他下来找谁啊

[00:15:43] 连认识都不认识

[00:15:45] 是不是这么个理儿

[00:15:48] 两人听着有道理

[00:15:50] 所以谁也没动

[00:15:52] 你别看他们没动

[00:15:54] 有的人受不了了

[00:15:57] 其中

[00:15:57] 有一位老者脑子的蹦起多高

[00:16:01] 心若可恶

[00:16:03] 可恶至极

[00:16:06] 点老者进行登台

[00:16:08] 跟前面的人商量

[00:16:10] 各位啊

[00:16:11] 计划计划计划计划

[00:16:13] 老朽要打雷

[00:16:16] 老百姓啥呀

[00:16:17] 老爷子你请

[00:16:19] 呼啦朝往两旁一闪

[00:16:21] 这老头迈步来到台下

[00:16:24] 因为这台子太高啊

[00:16:26] 一丈八尺高

[00:16:28] 老头儿又往下退了几步

[00:16:31] 舌尖一顶上

[00:16:32] 牙膛脑瓜一晃

[00:16:34] 脚底板使劲嗨撤

[00:16:38] 旱地拔葱蹿上擂台

[00:16:44] 来到法空净前

[00:16:46] 用手一指

[00:16:49] 出家的僧人口吐狂言

[00:16:53] 实属非礼

[00:16:56] 老朽不才毁眯一会

[00:17:01] 法国一看真不错

[00:17:04] 真是让人捧场的

[00:17:06] 他往下退了几步

[00:17:08] 瞪眼看看

[00:17:10] 你瞅你这老头儿长得比自己那个头高了一块

[00:17:15] 高大的身躯

[00:17:17] 面似滨州铁黑中透亮亮中透明一部

[00:17:23] 花白血染散满天星

[00:17:27] 一说话呢

[00:17:28] 声音嗡嗡的带着金属般的回声

[00:17:32] 看罢多时

[00:17:33] 不认识他

[00:17:35] 能认识谁

[00:17:36] 弥陀佛

[00:17:39] 这位老师主

[00:17:41] 你谁呀

[00:17:43] 你跟徐良白云瑞什么关系

[00:17:47] 哼哼哼哼

[00:17:50] 要问老九

[00:17:51] 家住郡州卧虎沟的人士

[00:17:56] 江湖上称

[00:17:58] 我为辽东六老第一

[00:18:00] 老铁面金刚沙龙是

[00:18:07] 啊啊

[00:18:08] 听说过

[00:18:09] 听说过

[00:18:10] 你就是辽东六老之一啊

[00:18:14] 哈哈

[00:18:15] 行啊

[00:18:17] 来来来

[00:18:19] 贫僧陪你走几趟

[00:18:21] 咱们压压场子

[00:18:24] 看看我卧佛昆寺的僧人厉害

[00:18:27] 是你辽东六老厉害

[00:18:30] 牵手吧

[00:18:33] 妹妹说

[00:18:34] 杀龙杀老爷子为什么登场

[00:18:38] 因为老头儿在台下站着

[00:18:41] 这一次

[00:18:42] 千里迢迢来到东京帮兵助阵

[00:18:46] 这老头是红脸汉子

[00:18:49] 包的人皆见

[00:18:51] 开封府盛情款待

[00:18:54] 一天大鱼大肉

[00:18:56] 一日三餐呢

[00:18:58] 从来没有慢待的时候

[00:19:00] 老头深受感动

[00:19:04] 比如说

[00:19:05] 这次来了

[00:19:07] 人家拿自己当个人

[00:19:09] 干嘛来了就跑

[00:19:11] 这白痴来了

[00:19:12] 他自然不能

[00:19:14] 我呢也得卖力

[00:19:17] 但是很难插手

[00:19:20] 今儿个一看

[00:19:21] 机会来了

[00:19:22] 他主知道

[00:19:24] 能征惯战的高人都在后边

[00:19:27] 投三出没好戏

[00:19:30] 我就这么大的能耐

[00:19:32] 干脆我先登台打他几针

[00:19:36] 也不枉包的人和三侠五义对我这么热情

[00:19:40] 老头是这么想的

[00:19:41] 故此投一个等着他

[00:19:45] 他以为他J 金面如来法空

[00:19:49] 就是吹牛

[00:19:51] 没什么本事

[00:19:53] 荣等的一生守着老头儿

[00:19:55] 大吃一惊

[00:19:58] 他发现这和尚不光是吹牛皮

[00:20:02] 真有两下子

[00:20:04] 一伸手

[00:20:05] 36 路昆仑长

[00:20:08] 双臂其后掌上刮风

[00:20:12] 嗯嗯嗯

[00:20:14] 嗯嗯

[00:20:17] 一开始

[00:20:18] 沙龙还能招架的住

[00:20:21] 时间长了不行

[00:20:24] 老头儿

[00:20:24] 70 挂零了

[00:20:27] 年老不讲筋骨为盟

[00:20:30] 这人要不服老不行

[00:20:33] 心里想的挺好

[00:20:35] 胳膊腿不给使唤了

[00:20:38] 到了40 个

[00:20:39] 照片儿老头是气喘吁吁

[00:20:43] 满头大汗

[00:20:45] 只有招架之功

[00:20:47] 并无还手之力

[00:20:49] 沙龙恨自己笨

[00:20:52] 丢人现眼

[00:20:54] 还辽东六老呢

[00:20:56] 我算个什么呢

[00:20:58] 算咯

[00:21:00] 通过这次的经验教训

[00:21:03] 干脆回了原地

[00:21:06] 种点地养点花

[00:21:08] 再也不出头了

[00:21:10] 别找着丢人

[00:21:12] 我丢人事

[00:21:13] 小我给三侠五义开封府丢人

[00:21:18] 老头儿讲

[00:21:19] 实在招架不住

[00:21:20] 我认栽了

[00:21:22] 虚晃一招

[00:21:23] 拍啪跳出圈外

[00:21:28] 冲着和尚一抱拳行了

[00:21:31] 大师傅

[00:21:32] 我认栽

[00:21:34] 你比我强得多得多

[00:21:36] 再见

[00:21:38] 扭项

[00:21:39] 回头就想下台

[00:21:42] 天下人听地轻轻地

[00:21:46] 人家认输了

[00:21:47] 不就完了吗

[00:21:50] 这法空一琢磨什么

[00:21:53] 啊

[00:21:53] 要跑

[00:21:55] 我、我也没占着什么

[00:21:57] 便宜啊

[00:21:59] 能叫你在我眼皮底下溜走吗

[00:22:03] 你可是辽东六老啊

[00:22:05] 怎么的

[00:22:06] 我也打你一巴掌

[00:22:07] 踢你的腿

[00:22:10] 才想到这一看

[00:22:12] 沙龙转身刚要下台

[00:22:15] 没想到他能伸手

[00:22:18] 这法控真不是东西

[00:22:21] 脑瓜一谎称酸跳到沙龙

[00:22:25] 最后赚钱就是一掌

[00:22:28] 哪有这么干事儿

[00:22:30] 这属于偷袭啊

[00:22:33] 杀了见客

[00:22:34] 刚想下台

[00:22:36] 觉得脑后生风就预感到不妙

[00:22:40] 使劲往前一窜

[00:22:43] 这身子就悬起来了

[00:22:45] 虽然说这一掌拍的不那么结实

[00:22:49] 叫手指头

[00:22:50] 这个尖儿也挂到后背上

[00:22:54] 就这样也不行啊

[00:22:55] 唉唉哟

[00:22:56] 日

[00:22:59] 老头子摔落在台下

[00:23:02] 幸亏人多

[00:23:03] 大伙衣服贴着金刚砂中

[00:23:06] 身子晃了一下

[00:23:07] 没趴下

[00:23:09] 就觉得后背剧烈疼痛

[00:23:14] 老头子分人群回归本队

[00:23:19] 但是回去坐那儿就起不来了

[00:23:24] 翻江海

[00:23:25] 马上君一浪

[00:23:27] 比波调10万奎在旁边

[00:23:30] 二老一看大哥受伤

[00:23:33] 岂能善罢

[00:23:35] 甘卿