《龙虎风云会第192回》歌词

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[00:00:01] 西部大头
[00:00:02] 鬼房书安
[00:00:04] 戴哲自称无名史
[00:00:07] 那个主
[00:00:09] 两个人来到连云山
[00:00:12] 通天贯钱来投苏
[00:00:17] 走到山门这儿一看
[00:00:19] 守门的
[00:00:21] 正是九头神雕G 成达
[00:00:26] 这句长达呀
[00:00:27] 身份可不低
[00:00:30] 蜈蚣也挺大
[00:00:32] 就这人缘儿
[00:00:33] 太差的
[00:00:35] 这个人吗
[00:00:36] 动不动就发脾气
[00:00:39] 说话嘴没有把门儿的
[00:00:41] 昆仑派B 也好
[00:00:43] 莲花门得好许多人
[00:00:46] 都厌烦他
[00:00:49] 她这次到了通天贯
[00:00:50] 也不得以而愁
[00:00:52] 所以呢
[00:00:54] 金灯剑客夏水凉
[00:00:57] He 一气仙孔亮两个人去商量
[00:01:00] 让他守山门
[00:01:02] 它有120 个不同啊
[00:01:06] G 成na 系数法
[00:01:08] 我是什么身份
[00:01:10] 我跟卧佛
[00:01:12] 昆仑僧并驾齐驱
[00:01:14] 医生地道
[00:01:16] 易牙武林
[00:01:18] 谁人不知
[00:01:20] 哦
[00:01:21] 我这么高的身份
[00:01:22] 跑着把门儿来了
[00:01:25] 你们在里头又吃又喝
[00:01:27] 我在这受轻伤
[00:01:29] 嘿
[00:01:31] 金灯剑客呀
[00:01:33] 你做事不公
[00:01:37] 他有心甩袖子走
[00:01:39] 他又不敢
[00:01:40] 离开了人家
[00:01:42] 他觉着孤单
[00:01:44] 所以忍气吞声
[00:01:47] 在这儿扒着门儿
[00:01:49] 不过整天的沉着脸也不痛快
[00:01:54] 嗯
[00:01:54] 正这么个时候
[00:01:55] 房书安和无名氏两个人到了
[00:02:01] 房书安一看世纪城达
[00:02:04] 吓的一哆嗦
[00:02:06] 石化的恶道
[00:02:09] 怎么跑这当看门狗了
[00:02:12] 在莲花观的时候
[00:02:14] 我们打过交道
[00:02:16] 这老大顶不是东西了
[00:02:18] 武功特别高强
[00:02:21] 但是觉得无名尸在身旁也有点底
[00:02:26] 房书安晃着细脖大脑袋西皮眼脸来到G 成大寄钱
[00:02:34] 嗯嗯
[00:02:36] 我瞅着
[00:02:37] 你老人家有点眼熟啊
[00:02:40] 如果我没记错的话
[00:02:43] 您那是九头神雕记牢见客吧
[00:02:49] 无量天尊
[00:02:52] 房书安
[00:02:53] 少来这套
[00:02:56] 是你不认识我呀
[00:02:58] 是我不认识你呀
[00:03:00] 我想问你
[00:03:02] 你干什么呢
[00:03:04] 你瞧你说这话说的
[00:03:07] 我们接着晴天了
[00:03:09] 来参加龙虎风云会
[00:03:14] 上传明天才是正日子
[00:03:18] 今儿个你跑到铜钱贯干什么
[00:03:22] 当然啦
[00:03:23] 无事不登三宝殿
[00:03:27] 我是疯了
[00:03:29] 我粘老徐娘
[00:03:31] 我老叔白云瑞我爷爷翻江鼠蒋平之托来投输了
[00:03:41] 给谁投诉
[00:03:42] 当然是你们的最高的糖糖了
[00:03:47] 谁大我给谁投诉
[00:03:50] 拿来我看
[00:03:53] 哈哈哈哈
[00:03:55] 方书安一伸手把信掏出来
[00:03:58] 往前一粒
[00:04:00] G 成达伸手
[00:04:02] 刚要见
[00:04:03] 防酸称
[00:04:05] 把信息都撤回来了
[00:04:08] An old
[00:04:10] 据称
[00:04:10] 大舅的愣a
[00:04:12] 防川
[00:04:13] 你这是何意
[00:04:16] 哎呀
[00:04:16] 我今老健康呀
[00:04:18] 实不相瞒
[00:04:21] 刚才我讲了
[00:04:23] 这封信交给你们最高最高的头疼
[00:04:29] 我听了您是吗
[00:04:32] 大概你还不够这资格吗
[00:04:35] 因此信你不能看
[00:04:39] 你知道有这回事儿也就得了
[00:04:42] 闲话少说
[00:04:44] 快把刀闪开
[00:04:46] 让我们爷们进去
[00:04:49] 呵呵
[00:04:52] 有房子
[00:04:54] 你投诉不投诉
[00:04:57] 我不管
[00:04:59] 我只问你一件事儿
[00:05:01] 我听说你们伤了我手下的人
[00:05:07] 把漠北三雄的老大打的是大口吐血
[00:05:12] 有无此事
[00:05:15] 这事儿你作何解释
[00:05:18] 这事儿
[00:05:19] 你甭问我
[00:05:21] 你问他
[00:05:24] 法国阿姨看见一样
[00:05:26] 就推出来了
[00:05:28] 那个自称无名式地主儿笑呵呵在旁边听着
[00:05:34] 双手一背
[00:05:35] 拔个脖
[00:05:37] 用眼角的余光盯着九头身雕
[00:05:42] G 成na 1 瞪眼
[00:05:44] 放出两道凶光啊
[00:05:51] 我想问
[00:05:52] 你是你把我手下的人打伤的
[00:05:56] 软也
[00:05:58] 是我打的
[00:06:00] 你要怎么样
[00:06:02] 我要怎么样打人家一拳房被人家一脚
[00:06:07] 我要给我手下的人报仇雪
[00:06:12] 是吗
[00:06:14] 我记成达
[00:06:16] 你配吗
[00:06:17] 你不配
[00:06:19] 不但报不了仇
[00:06:21] 你还找着丢人现眼
[00:06:24] 你相信吗你夸
[00:06:28] 本来G 成达这心就不顺
[00:06:31] 一听这话的活儿成撞到脑门子上
[00:06:36] 站起身来
[00:06:37] 蓝袖子往前一纵举拳便打
[00:06:42] 在看无名氏身形
[00:06:43] 往旁边一闪
[00:06:45] 哈哈哈哈
[00:06:48] 罢了
[00:06:50] 闻名不如见面
[00:06:53] 一见面什么都清楚
[00:06:56] 我在离家之前
[00:06:59] 我听有人给我介绍
[00:07:01] 说昆仑派、莲花门市两大帮派
[00:07:06] 这里边儿
[00:07:07] 人才济济啊
[00:07:09] 了不起的高人可不在少数
[00:07:13] 其中有张三、有李四
[00:07:15] 还有人提到了你
[00:07:18] 说你叫九头
[00:07:20] 神雕剑客的身份功夫十分了得
[00:07:28] 其实我这一看你也不够
[00:07:30] 见客
[00:07:32] 嗯
[00:07:33] 我去问那个剑客D 见字
[00:07:37] 怎么写
[00:07:39] 嗯
[00:07:40] 我还读过几天书
[00:07:42] 是不是应该这样写
[00:07:45] 一撇一捺
[00:07:48] 是个人字
[00:07:50] 一行俩口子俩口子
[00:07:53] 这下边还有俩小人儿
[00:07:56] 这边还有个立刀
[00:07:59] 对吧
[00:08:00] A
[00:08:01] 你算算是几个人呢
[00:08:04] 三个人字
[00:08:06] 那么见客
[00:08:08] 就是人上之人
[00:08:11] 作为人
[00:08:13] 不仅说武功高强就如何了
[00:08:17] 主要的是人品
[00:08:19] 是德行
[00:08:21] 是品德
[00:08:23] 第一
[00:08:24] Dei 说品德高尚
[00:08:26] 第二
[00:08:27] 再说功夫高低
[00:08:30] 你只占了半面
[00:08:32] 而且拌面你还不合格
[00:08:35] 你搞什么见可真是狗屁
[00:08:40] G 成答案
[00:08:42] 你也就是在这看门守护
[00:08:45] 充其量里跟那个狗差不多少
[00:08:49] 你瞪眼珠子有什么用
[00:08:51] 我穿新鞋能踩你的狗屎吗
[00:08:56] 房书安说
[00:08:57] 对了
[00:08:58] 识时务者赶紧把道路闪开
[00:09:02] 我们要见你们的最高最高的头头
[00:09:06] 跟你无话可说
[00:09:10] 一身臭气
[00:09:11] 滚
[00:09:14] 哎呀
[00:09:15] 气死我了
[00:09:18] 你想这句成达累
[00:09:20] 是人五人六
[00:09:22] 走到哪都有人远接近
[00:09:25] 迎待如上宾
[00:09:28] 不是说上句儿的人
[00:09:30] 现在可让人家补了过来扑了过去不当人他能接受得了吗
[00:09:38] 如果说今曾见阁下
[00:09:40] 徐良或者有身份的人还有情可原
[00:09:46] 可面对所谓这个无名氏
[00:09:50] 他怎么能接受得了
[00:09:52] 你年纪轻轻
[00:09:54] 你也太狂点
[00:09:57] 你把我记成大叔D 女文都不值了
[00:10:00] 这还了得
[00:10:03] 所以他才出拳打人
[00:10:08] 那个无名氏啊
[00:10:10] 乐的都直不起腰来了
[00:10:12] 哎
[00:10:14] 我今天心情挺好不
[00:10:17] 乐意惹气
[00:10:19] 陪着房书安出来
[00:10:20] 溜达溜达你看
[00:10:23] 偏偏有人就叫我生气
[00:10:26] 我记成答应
[00:10:28] 你别看你比秃尾巴狗还横
[00:10:31] 我俩还没生气
[00:10:34] 你最好见好就收
[00:10:36] 你真要把我激怒了
[00:10:39] 哈哈
[00:10:40] 即成达
[00:10:41] 可没有好果子吃
[00:10:43] 你狂
[00:10:44] 你接着猪猪
[00:10:50] 这继承法恨不能一掌
[00:10:53] 把店铺给拍碎了
[00:10:56] 但是拍了九张梅贴着边
[00:11:01] 房福安在旁边看得清楚
[00:11:03] 就见这个无名氏乎钱就Hu Hu 左就右
[00:11:08] 谈笑风生是运用自如
[00:11:12] 刷刷刷刷刷刷
[00:11:14] 刷
[00:11:15] Gen 呢
[00:11:16] 诡眼差不多少把继承打气的直蹦
[00:11:21] 听说他跟谁学的这功夫
[00:11:24] 哎呀
[00:11:24] 我可真没见过
[00:11:27] 怎么我就沾不着他这边打不着他
[00:11:31] 正在这时
[00:11:33] 就听这无名氏说话
[00:11:36] 学生答
[00:11:37] 我生气了啊
[00:11:39] 这次刚来
[00:11:41] 你现在收手还不晚
[00:11:44] 倘若再蹬鼻子上脸
[00:11:48] 我可以给你上点颜色修正
[00:11:54] 又一张要单场开费
[00:11:58] 蒙kou
[00:11:59] 无名氏的花开轩
[00:12:01] 无名是真机
[00:12:04] 好
[00:12:04] 你个继承的
[00:12:05] 唉
[00:12:06] 真是给脸不要脸
[00:12:09] 现在我就给你来点厉害看看
[00:12:14] 说的话
[00:12:15] 神情唰啦一顿
[00:12:17] 啪啪啪
[00:12:19] 也就是三个回合
[00:12:21] 也不知道怎么搞的
[00:12:23] G 成达的了吧了
[00:12:27] 为什么
[00:12:28] 啪啪啪
[00:12:29] 这三下把道关混丢了
[00:12:33] 老道带着道观
[00:12:36] 什么时候掉的不清楚
[00:12:39] 刷la
[00:12:40] 发髻就披散下来了
[00:12:42] 这还有情可原
[00:12:45] 也不知道什么时候到炮
[00:12:49] 让无名氏给拽掉了
[00:12:52] 落了个赤身裸体
[00:12:55] 这就够难看的了
[00:12:57] 醉叫他受不了的也是醉
[00:12:59] 叫他难堪地
[00:13:02] 也不知道无名氏用的什么招儿
[00:13:05] 把他的裤腰带给砍折了
[00:13:09] 那么高的G 成大腿裤子掉下来了
[00:13:14] 当着好几十名道士
[00:13:17] 这么高的身份
[00:13:19] 老头儿裤子掉了
[00:13:21] 当众出丑
[00:13:23] 记成达哪受得了哎哟一声
[00:13:26] 骚死我了
[00:13:28] 拎着裤子找没人地方去
[00:13:32] 干嘛G 裤子
[00:13:35] 防栓了的眼泪都出来了
[00:13:38] 嗯
[00:13:44] 哎
[00:13:45] 我说你是Lu song d ni ni ni 拿剪子绞的
[00:13:50] 还拿刀裁呢
[00:13:52] 我怎么弄的我都没看清楚
[00:13:56] 无名是一个防摔
[00:13:59] 我没吹吗
[00:14:01] 收拾他费劲没
[00:14:04] 也就是在掌骨之间拿着
[00:14:08] 也就是开开心而已
[00:14:10] 我想金灯剑客夏水凉也不过如此
[00:14:16] 咱走吧
[00:14:18] 抓紧时间走
[00:14:20] 我先等会儿继承na 什么时候回来
[00:14:25] 他还拦着不拦着街上答案在哪眯着呢
[00:14:30] 我们看过去啦
[00:14:33] 啊
[00:14:33] 不言语
[00:14:34] 不言语
[00:14:35] 就是怕了啊
[00:14:39] 说着话
[00:14:40] 两个人迈步进山门
[00:14:42] 就走进通天冠
[00:14:46] 刚到头
[00:14:47] 层院
[00:14:48] 面前坐着一个人
[00:14:51] 月白缎砸金月白缎箭袖
[00:14:55] 外披银灰色英雄大厂
[00:14:59] 白虎白领手里拄着五斤的拐杖
[00:15:05] 方式啊
[00:15:06] 一看认得正是云飞子飞
[00:15:09] 剑仙朱亮
[00:15:13] 防疫仇恨
[00:15:15] 这些人都有出息啊
[00:15:17] 都变成把门儿的了
[00:15:20] 又一位
[00:15:24] 我说这位
[00:15:26] 你认识他是谁吗
[00:15:28] 他是谁飞剑仙朱亮
[00:15:33] 朱亮没听说过音乐
[00:15:36] 你好不起啊
[00:15:38] 不管他的人性如何
[00:15:41] 想当年
[00:15:43] 我们在阎王寨十阵赌
[00:15:46] 输赢啊
[00:15:47] 这老头是阎王债的靠山
[00:15:51] 天得王皇帝老干爹
[00:15:54] 好家火啊
[00:15:56] 你同意不走还恨三虫啊
[00:16:00] 现在不行了
[00:16:02] 老打败仗
[00:16:04] 因此落的通天贯地不也变成了看门狗了
[00:16:10] 不过这老家可狠
[00:16:12] 哪你可有点人
[00:16:14] 哈哈哈哈
[00:16:18] 你说这话有什么用
[00:16:21] 他有什么本事
[00:16:23] A 方说
[00:16:24] 啊
[00:16:25] 今儿我心情好
[00:16:27] 她要不听话
[00:16:29] 我就叫他当众出丑
[00:16:31] 你信吗
[00:16:32] 我拿头玩玩
[00:16:33] 嗯
[00:16:34] 那我太相信
[00:16:36] 说话之间
[00:16:38] 房书安
[00:16:39] 离着朱亮就不远了
[00:16:41] 抱拳哎呀
[00:16:43] 九尾九尾啊
[00:16:46] 钟老健哥还认识房书安吗
[00:16:51] 诸葛亮沉着脸
[00:16:53] 堵着无极的拐杖
[00:16:55] 眼睛转悠转悠盯着防传和无名氏
[00:17:00] 哦
[00:17:02] 房书安来了
[00:17:04] 女性也
[00:17:06] 干什么来了
[00:17:08] 夏叔来了
[00:17:10] 要见你们最高最高的头头
[00:17:15] 雅书
[00:17:17] 哼
[00:17:18] 啥说呢
[00:17:20] 空口无凭
[00:17:22] 舒心在何处啊
[00:17:26] 这
[00:17:26] 这能开玩笑吗
[00:17:28] 我吃饱了撑的
[00:17:30] 没事可干
[00:17:32] 上这溜达
[00:17:33] 当然
[00:17:34] 我是奉命而来
[00:17:36] 不信书信
[00:17:38] 在此请您上眼
[00:17:42] 张舒涵说着
[00:17:44] 从兜里取出信
[00:17:45] 来往上一曲
[00:17:47] 你看见没面交你们最高的统统
[00:17:52] 那个人是谁啊
[00:17:54] 这个姓吴
[00:17:56] 叫吴名仕陪着我来的
[00:18:00] 无名氏
[00:18:03] 是啊
[00:18:05] 为什么不敢通报真名实姓啊
[00:18:09] 藏头藏尾所为何故
[00:18:13] 难道说真人不露相
[00:18:16] 露相非真人骂
[00:18:19] 要不说真名实姓休闲过去
[00:18:24] 无名氏一天乐呵呵过来
[00:18:28] 哎
[00:18:29] 我老头儿
[00:18:31] 刚才我听方书安向我介绍
[00:18:35] 你叫飞剑仙
[00:18:37] 云飞子
[00:18:38] 朱亮
[00:18:40] 你真是无名氏吗
[00:18:42] 那还假的了
[00:18:45] 我姓吴双
[00:18:47] 明明是无名氏
[00:18:50] 猪粮
[00:18:51] 我问一下
[00:18:52] 这通天冠这么难进啊
[00:18:55] 哪个门儿都有人手把着
[00:18:57] 哪门都有条狗
[00:19:00] 而且都是老狗
[00:19:02] 包括你在内
[00:19:05] 朱亮
[00:19:06] 失去而断
[00:19:08] 让我们过去
[00:19:10] 如果你不是失误
[00:19:14] 刚才我说了
[00:19:16] 我可叫你当众出丑嗯
[00:19:20] 你夸
[00:19:22] 你怎样叫我出丑怎么叫你出
[00:19:27] 瞅你这老头儿长得挺漂亮
[00:19:32] 我想给你画个花脸
[00:19:36] 竹浆一定是花花脸什么意思
[00:19:40] 是吗
[00:19:42] 你想在我脸上留点记号
[00:19:44] 对啊
[00:19:46] 你信不
[00:19:47] 不信看出来了
[00:19:50] 你这个眼神我就发现了
[00:19:53] 你认为我吹了
[00:19:55] 怎么办呢
[00:19:56] 凭着防暑安呢
[00:19:58] 我先弹你一个脑蹦
[00:20:01] 让你这脑门子上五个疙瘩
[00:20:05] 我在掐你两边的脸蛋
[00:20:08] 一边掐出个疙瘩
[00:20:11] 最后再谈你的鼻子和下壳
[00:20:15] 一个上边儿留个包
[00:20:17] 还都是青紫色的
[00:20:20] 这不就画了记号了吗
[00:20:22] 这不就给你画了花
[00:20:24] 连了吗
[00:20:25] 啊呸
[00:20:27] 狂妄ri 吐口吐狂言啦
[00:20:32] 玲红
[00:20:34] 朱亮见客
[00:20:37] 那说着玩儿的
[00:20:39] 分界线
[00:20:40] 朱亮蹦起来就是一拐了
[00:20:44] 在看无名氏笑呵呵
[00:20:46] 往旁边一闪身来的好撑
[00:20:50] 耍游戏拐棍
[00:20:52] 撑得要躲开
[00:20:54] 连着几下之后就见无疑是施展特殊的本事
[00:21:00] 忽前忽后
[00:21:01] 忽左忽右地飞剑仙朱亮真是眼花缭乱
[00:21:09] 师傅
[00:21:09] 这谁呀
[00:21:11] 没见过
[00:21:13] 也没听说过豪阔的功夫
[00:21:18] 我怎么就找不着他这边
[00:21:20] 就凭我这五斤的拐杖就拔不了了
[00:21:25] 他正然在疑惑之时就觉着脑门子
[00:21:31] 哎哟
[00:21:31] 我的妈
[00:21:34] 给拿手指头弹的这个弹脑蹦
[00:21:38] 分什么手只头就他这手指头跟小铁锤儿差不多少嘣的一下就起了个包
[00:21:48] 朱亮刚然一愣
[00:21:50] 就觉着脸蛋子似的崩崩
[00:21:52] 哎哟
[00:21:53] 紧跟着鼻子上蹦又一个刚毅
[00:21:57] 扔下吧
[00:21:57] 合成崩又一个
[00:22:00] 怎么谈的在旁边的人看不清楚
[00:22:04] 出手如电
[00:22:07] 就那么
[00:22:09] 刷身形往下一撤
[00:22:11] 挨着房
[00:22:12] 专往里站
[00:22:14] 抱着肩膀了啊
[00:22:21] Mo 骂起包
[00:22:23] 没起包
[00:22:25] 我说话算数不算数啊
[00:22:31] 朱亮一摩托了
[00:22:33] 现在这张脸苍蝇不敢往上路
[00:22:37] 一脚高一脚低
[00:22:40] 把大胯子来了
[00:22:42] 猪脸疼的跟火烧差不多什么
[00:22:46] 这个朱亮可明白他笔记成达强
[00:22:51] 朱亮大吃一惊
[00:22:53] 心中暗想
[00:22:54] 这谁
[00:22:56] 我明白了
[00:22:57] 指定是上三门开封府请出来的世外高人
[00:23:04] 趁着龙虎风云会没召开之前给我们来个下马威
[00:23:10] 你说我这不是自讨无趣吗
[00:23:13] 我算个什么
[00:23:15] 在这个会上
[00:23:17] 我无非是平庸之辈啊
[00:23:20] 人家有金曾见客
[00:23:23] 有四绝僧
[00:23:24] 有了不起的高人
[00:23:26] 哪个不比我强
[00:23:28] 哎哎呀
[00:23:29] 后悔的不得了
[00:23:32] 心说干脆好汉不吃眼前亏
[00:23:35] 我把道路闪开
[00:23:37] 让他进通天冠
[00:23:40] 哎
[00:23:41] 有去无回
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