《Queer Things》歌词

[00:00:00] Queer Things - Ruth Wallis/Frankie Giggs

[00:00:03] We got married in the spring

[00:00:05] To prove it here's my wedding ring

[00:00:08] I always think of my blushing groom

[00:00:10] Whenever I see the pansies bloom

[00:00:13] Oh no

[00:00:15] Say it cannot be

[00:00:19] Queer things are happening to me

[00:00:24] A groom should bring his bride some joy

[00:00:26] A boy's supposed to be a boy

[00:00:29] I told him about the birds and bees

[00:00:31] But he still wears those pink shimmies

[00:00:34] Oh no

[00:00:36] Say it cannot be

[00:00:40] Queer things are happening to me

[00:00:48] His hair is curly as can be

[00:00:50] He uses curlers just like me

[00:00:53] When I find lipstick on his tie

[00:00:55] He says there's no other woman so it must be a guy

[00:00:58] Oh no

[00:01:00] Que'l tragedy

[00:01:04] Queer things are happening to me

[00:01:09] He's so big and he's so strong

[00:01:11] I can't figure out where he went wrong

[00:01:14] He must have got caught right in between

[00:01:16] His name is chris it ought to be christine

[00:01:19] Oh no

[00:01:21] Say it cannot be

[00:01:25] Queer things are happening to me

[00:01:35] He's never been to gay paris

[00:01:38] But he's as gay as he can be

[00:01:40] His friends are sweet they're queer as band

[00:01:43] They're turning my home into a fairy land

[00:01:45] Oh no

[00:01:48] Oh what a tragedy

[00:01:51] Queer things are happening to me

[00:01:56] We went one night to a masquerade

[00:01:59] And I dressed up like a parlour maid

[00:02:01] Everyone knew it was me right away

[00:02:04] But no-one knew he was the queen of the mae

[00:02:07] Oh no

[00:02:09] Woodman spare that tree

[00:02:12] Queer things are happening to me

[00:02:20] Whenever we'd go out to dine

[00:02:22] I'd buy him pheasant and apricot wine

[00:02:25] But he says no what can I do

[00:02:28] He doesn't wanna try anything that's new

[00:02:31] Oh no

[00:02:33] Say it cannot be

[00:02:36] Queer things are happening to me

[00:02:41] While I was walking down the aisle

[00:02:44] His friends all stood around and smiled

[00:02:46] I found out why and it hurts my pride

[00:02:49] They knew he liked the best man better than the bride

[00:02:52] Oh no

[00:02:54] No it cannot be

[00:02:57] Queer things are happening to me

[00:03:08] We have decided it cannot be

[00:03:10] I'm not for him and he's not for me

[00:03:13] He can do what he wants and I'll do what I can

[00:03:15] But the both of us

[00:03:17] Have gotta get a man