《《请叫我岳不群》岳云鹏 孙越》歌词

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[00:00:01] 看我这个模样啊

[00:00:02] 我这个车跟什么词儿的

[00:00:05] 言谈举止

[00:00:06] 一弹指一挥间

[00:00:07] 你看我像一个干什么

[00:00:11] 就您这个啊

[00:00:12] 嗯

[00:00:14] 我在这儿不好说

[00:00:15] 哪好说北京火车站送你两个字的口语站长

[00:00:20] 小偷

[00:00:21] 什么叫小偷啊

[00:00:22] 我知道你干什么的

[00:00:24] 小偷就长这模样啊

[00:00:26] 长这么高

[00:00:33] 我是一个什么呀

[00:00:35] 弃子儿

[00:00:40] 嗯

[00:00:41] 我挑你不像

[00:00:42] 那么像鸡仔儿

[00:00:45] 什么叫鸡子儿

[00:00:46] 什么叫鸡子儿

[00:00:48] 唱戏的戏曲工作者

[00:00:55] 您

[00:00:56] 您把那舌头捋直了

[00:00:58] 说

[00:00:59] 捋直了

[00:01:01] 戏曲

[00:01:02] 对了

[00:01:03] 你认识我吗

[00:01:05] 我不认识你怎么了你我这么有缘

[00:01:10] 你认识我骂你要现行的干什么呢

[00:01:15] 这是这生了是怎么着

[00:01:18] 你不认识我我凭什么我认识你啊

[00:01:21] 我在星星上的这么有名

[00:01:23] 你没听说过我

[00:01:25] 您呢

[00:01:26] 怎么上京津

[00:01:28] 上北京天津上海上海呀

[00:01:35] 你怎么啦

[00:01:36] 老宝贝儿

[00:01:39] 小宝贝

[00:01:41] 那叫晶晶库

[00:01:45] 还京津上无所谓呢

[00:01:49] 对不对

[00:01:49] 没有所谓丁丁护谁呀

[00:01:53] 我

[00:01:54] 你最有名儿

[00:01:55] 当然啦

[00:01:56] 我怎么不知道

[00:01:57] 不是您说您唱什么戏的

[00:01:59] 京沪

[00:02:00] 精致啊

[00:02:04] 精致不配呀

[00:02:08] 咱要菜咱就别唱京剧国粹你我给你提个人吧

[00:02:16] 哦

[00:02:16] 提人都认识您

[00:02:17] 对不起谁

[00:02:19] 小志子

[00:02:21] 我知道

[00:02:21] 大悟子

[00:02:24] 小志子

[00:02:25] 什么叫大恶

[00:02:26] 不

[00:02:27] 什么叫小志子

[00:02:28] 奎子鱼啊

[00:02:35] 你不认识我吧

[00:02:41] 拿我当回事了

[00:02:43] 诶

[00:02:44] 诶

[00:02:45] 你说的于魁智吗

[00:02:46] 我不是于魁智跟你

[00:02:48] 是我给于魁智蹬三轮儿

[00:02:50] 这多少年了

[00:02:51] 你算了吧

[00:02:53] 哦

[00:02:53] 蹬三轮儿没多少年了

[00:02:54] 你算算谁登三分

[00:02:57] 你说你跟包出来的鱼

[00:03:00] 于魁智

[00:03:01] 登我的三轮于魁智

[00:03:05] 哦

[00:03:05] 你叫三儿

[00:03:08] 非得骑着我对不对

[00:03:10] 不是逗逗你三楼

[00:03:11] 于魁智啊

[00:03:12] 有一毛病

[00:03:13] 什么毛病

[00:03:14] 坐车晕车

[00:03:15] 坐船晕船

[00:03:16] 坐飞机晕鸡

[00:03:17] 知道吗

[00:03:18] 废什么运什么

[00:03:19] 他只能蹬三轮儿

[00:03:20] 上下班儿

[00:03:20] 我有一三轮

[00:03:21] 蹬我的三轮

[00:03:23] 我们关系好着呢

[00:03:24] 那么大艺术家买不起三轮登你的

[00:03:27] 对了对了

[00:03:28] 哎哟a

[00:03:29] 我也是唱戏的哦

[00:03:31] 你们是同行的

[00:03:32] 对了

[00:03:33] 最早啊

[00:03:34] 北京桥有一颗边儿科班儿

[00:03:36] 您说清楚有一颗什么词儿

[00:03:41] 这班这班

[00:03:43] 悠悠

[00:03:44] 还说说什么大歌星们弄死

[00:03:50] 非得国庆弄死那么高兴啊

[00:03:52] 一科班叫富连成

[00:03:55] 呃

[00:03:55] 一共七颗

[00:04:00] 伺候你嘴里说的跟手比划不一样

[00:04:04] 怎么不一样

[00:04:05] 七科是这么比划

[00:04:07] 您说的这是酒喝

[00:04:09] 这是九比划九啊

[00:04:12] 这是7 LL 没听说过七颗这首诗歌

[00:04:35] 怎么a 办了七颗

[00:04:37] 哎哟

[00:04:38] 喜连赋

[00:04:39] 盛世元韵庆升平

[00:04:41] 怎么七科你还是不识数

[00:04:43] 知道吗

[00:04:45] 这时刻就办到新歌哦

[00:04:49] 嚯刚哥是没办法

[00:04:50] 没往下半额庆升平

[00:04:52] 其实呢

[00:04:53] 继续办下去了哦

[00:04:54] 还是棒

[00:04:55] 转入地下

[00:04:57] 地下潜伏了

[00:04:59] 哎哟

[00:05:00] 这活着还

[00:05:00] 晚上怎么着又续了西科照相机

[00:05:05] 这

[00:05:06] 这七哥

[00:05:06] 这是缺锌缺的七棵

[00:05:08] 后续曲歌叫什么呀

[00:05:10] 一场不看都难受

[00:05:14] 哎呀

[00:05:15] 后续句广告词儿

[00:05:16] 这什么玩意儿哦

[00:05:18] 后续汽车对吧

[00:05:20] 那您是后期GE 的

[00:05:21] 当然啦

[00:05:22] 您是哪个字

[00:05:23] 兔子可兔子克

[00:05:26] 那您叫杜群

[00:05:29] 贵姓好热

[00:05:40] 不熟悉我吗

[00:05:43] 呃

[00:05:44] 京津上知道吗

[00:05:46] 不是

[00:05:46] 今上的事儿呢

[00:05:49] 是居民都知道哦

[00:05:51] 岳不群就是你

[00:05:52] 岳不群就是我跟年轻那当然啦

[00:05:56] 我唱戏好着呢

[00:05:58] 最早我是唱老生的

[00:06:00] 哦

[00:06:00] 您是

[00:06:00] 老生的

[00:06:01] 老生就是男同志啊

[00:06:03] Aa

[00:06:04] 喔

[00:06:04] 后来又改期了

[00:06:06] 噢

[00:06:09] 我才就改善捐了啊

[00:06:10] 对了

[00:06:11] 我在男女之间

[00:06:13] 这个感觉我找的

[00:06:14] 哎呦

[00:06:14] 喂

[00:06:17] 您是痛苦好极了

[00:06:20] 世人都您找得着的感觉

[00:06:22] 那当然啦

[00:06:23] 现在朋友们

[00:06:24] 在座的男同志们

[00:06:25] 你们刮胡子是不是用的吉列锋速三

[00:06:29] 刮胡刀我不用了

[00:06:33] 什么风俗我都不用了

[00:06:34] 诶哟

[00:06:35] 你回头彻底了

[00:06:36] 诶

[00:06:38] 我唱的好极了

[00:06:40] 经济哦

[00:06:42] 真真

[00:06:42] 唱月琴就是我啊

[00:06:44] 您就是咱们说的

[00:06:46] 你老说你有明儿我也没听您唱

[00:06:50] 都歌你没听我唱过

[00:06:51] 你怎么这么激动啊

[00:06:53] 你们后台N 多个演员都没听我唱过

[00:06:56] 我都没听过

[00:06:57] 那天我上你们后台去了啊

[00:06:59] 你们后台有e Ren tu

[00:07:02] 我跟他差点打起来呢

[00:07:05] 有一个人臭不要脸

[00:07:08] 唉呀

[00:07:15] 压根儿也打不着啊

[00:07:17] 飞啊飞啊

[00:07:20] 王菲啊

[00:07:20] 这这这

[00:07:22] 你打我怎么办

[00:07:23] 什么叫后台

[00:07:24] 有一个臭不要脸的后台臭不要脸的

[00:07:31] 你

[00:07:31] 你给个照片说哪个就那个最臭不要脸的

[00:07:37] 最后看了好几个呢

[00:07:38] 哪个就那个说出名字

[00:07:41] 小刚啊

[00:07:47] 谁敢说出来

[00:07:59] 怎么啦

[00:07:59] 你赶出来吗

[00:08:00] 郭德纲怎么啦

[00:08:14] 臭不要脸啊

[00:08:16] 你是有孩子不顾那天上你们后台啊

[00:08:21] 他在那儿坐着呢

[00:08:22] 坐着不拿正眼瞧

[00:08:23] 我不一定条件来啦来啦啊

[00:08:32] 你要干嘛

[00:08:32] 你要疯啊

[00:08:33] 你好意思说

[00:08:35] 人家听说你是唱戏的

[00:08:39] 给我们唱一个唱一个

[00:08:42] 掌柜模样

[00:08:43] 你看唱一个啊

[00:08:50] 充吧

[00:08:50] 这句话怎么样

[00:08:51] 我唱您就近不就唱戏吗

[00:08:55] 好啊

[00:08:55] 北京有一个长安大戏院

[00:08:57] 有没有

[00:08:58] 有

[00:08:59] 真有吗

[00:09:03] 啊

[00:09:05] 我就在那儿唱戏啊

[00:09:06] 那那好

[00:09:06] 那是戏窝子呀

[00:09:07] 找他们经理啊

[00:09:09] 找经理

[00:09:09] 经理你好

[00:09:10] 嗯

[00:09:10] 我先做一个自我介绍

[00:09:12] 我叫岳不群

[00:09:13] 我是一个唱戏的啊

[00:09:15] 我要在你这儿唱戏

[00:09:16] 嗯

[00:09:16] X 一听这可害怕

[00:09:18] 就是害怕的

[00:09:19] 这位师傅

[00:09:21] 这位师傅的这个什么

[00:09:23] 我先做一个介绍啊经理介绍我叫二中啊

[00:09:27] 二中

[00:09:29] 哦

[00:09:29] 复姓令狐二中

[00:09:38] 真会猜字儿

[00:09:40] 二中

[00:09:41] 他看见我害怕啦

[00:09:42] 废话

[00:09:43] 你的师傅不要在这唱戏啊

[00:09:47] 太好了

[00:09:47] 唱几天呢

[00:09:48] 嗯

[00:09:49] 两天

[00:09:49] 嗯

[00:09:50] 礼拜五礼拜六放两天啊

[00:09:53] 我定好了啊

[00:09:54] 我走了

[00:09:55] 刚到家

[00:09:56] 手机响了

[00:09:58] 我来电话

[00:09:59] 有铃声啊啊

[00:10:00] 您呢

[00:10:00] 您都听什么铃声啊

[00:10:02] 好听极了是吗

[00:10:03] 给学姐啊啊

[00:10:04] 您学怎么听

[00:10:05] 真情像草原广阔

[00:10:11] 层层风雨不能阻隔

[00:10:18] 等到云彩日出时候

[00:10:25] 万丈阳光照耀你我啊啊诶哎

[00:10:35] 我问问您

[00:10:36] 您说您的歌叫什么名字

[00:10:38] 一剪梅

[00:10:42] 您还是跟书有出书的刀

[00:10:48] 我一瞧

[00:10:49] 二中来电话都得接呀

[00:10:52] 对呀

[00:10:52] 二中干嘛呀

[00:10:54] 什么师傅

[00:10:56] 您这礼拜就别唱

[00:10:58] 怎么唱啊

[00:10:59] 我一看这个人的手表

[00:11:00] 小

[00:11:00] 鱼子要在这儿唱戏

[00:11:02] 听好了

[00:11:02] 都叫鱼子要在那儿唱戏哦

[00:11:06] 于魁智

[00:11:07] 都在这儿唱

[00:11:08] 不是一回事儿

[00:11:09] 不属于骂王佩瑜

[00:11:14] 嗯

[00:11:14] 上海京剧院鱼篓唱得怎么样

[00:11:17] 好啊

[00:11:18] P

[00:11:21] 有什么关系

[00:11:23] 他是个女同志啊

[00:11:25] 他唱男同志

[00:11:26] 哥哥

[00:11:27] 我是个无所谓了

[00:11:29] 对不对

[00:11:31] 咱什么都能唱啊

[00:11:33] 这

[00:11:33] 这不露脸

[00:11:34] 这家伙不让我唱了

[00:11:36] 不让我唱行

[00:11:37] 怎么着怎么着

[00:11:38] 我换个地方

[00:11:40] 换个剧场就完了

[00:11:41] 诶

[00:11:42] 北京城有一个保利剧院

[00:11:44] 有没有

[00:11:44] 还有猛进

[00:11:49] 事儿不小

[00:11:50] 谁猛啊

[00:11:51] 就是保利剧院

[00:11:52] 保利要在那唱戏

[00:11:54] 找他们经理张琳

[00:11:56] 我要在你这儿唱戏啊

[00:11:57] 唱三天

[00:11:59] 我家一天礼拜

[00:12:01] 礼拜六礼拜天唱三天啊

[00:12:04] 定好了啊

[00:12:05] 我这就回家

[00:12:06] 到家以后我就写海报

[00:12:08] 嗯

[00:12:08] 您等会儿您这么大腕儿

[00:12:11] 您自己回家自己写生动

[00:12:17] 那人家据场馆出海了

[00:12:19] 他写的不好

[00:12:21] 我自己写

[00:12:22] 写得生动

[00:12:22] 写得好

[00:12:24] 那您文化肯定高啊

[00:12:25] 那是当然

[00:12:28] 你说这个怎么这么磨人啊

[00:12:31] 在听这我这么写的重要的通知

[00:12:36] 村里开会

[00:12:39] 敬爱的亲爱的戏迷的朋友们

[00:12:43] 哎

[00:12:44] 你等会儿戏迷的朋友们

[00:12:48] 你知道听不听啊

[00:12:51] 堆得才知道

[00:12:53] 敬爱的亲爱的戏迷朋友们注意了

[00:12:58] 而且还是开会著名的

[00:13:00] 京剧的大个儿的表演艺术家也不哪儿大个月古琴

[00:13:14] 嗯

[00:13:15] 性别无所谓的啊

[00:13:17] 你把括号抹了就完了

[00:13:19] 对

[00:13:19] 抹掉抹掉

[00:13:20] 要在这儿唱戏

[00:13:24] 存到这儿哪儿啊

[00:13:27] 保利啊

[00:13:28] 你学保利不好呢

[00:13:30] 生动啊生动啊

[00:13:32] 这是俗语

[00:13:33] 这儿搁这儿呢

[00:13:35] 还不会写啊

[00:13:37] 写的一嗨

[00:13:42] 您这是单一体系

[00:13:43] 就是要在这儿唱岳不群的戏

[00:13:49] 怎么样

[00:13:50] 唱的真是好极了

[00:13:55] 这头儿水不水啊

[00:13:57] 生动叫什么风啊

[00:14:00] 唱的

[00:14:01] 特别的好

[00:14:02] 大家不会说别的

[00:14:04] 他啊

[00:14:05] 自小调戏调戏

[00:14:09] 现已成精

[00:14:10] 呃

[00:14:11] 现已成名20

[00:14:13] 话说出来唱的真是好极了

[00:14:16] 咱说点儿别的行吗

[00:14:19] 无比的好

[00:14:22] 无比的好

[00:14:23] 唱的很生动

[00:14:24] 哎呀

[00:14:25] 底下有我的简介

[00:14:28] 您的简介

[00:14:29] 岳不群生于一九几几年是哪年

[00:14:42] 人家海关就擦了

[00:14:43] 知道不写了

[00:14:45] Aa 底下有日期

[00:14:49] 好写着放心日子吧

[00:14:51] 五六天括号二三天

[00:15:01] 怎么不对

[00:15:01] 五六天还三天

[00:15:04] 这五六天

[00:15:05] 两天六天五天两天

[00:15:09] 什么两天三天五六日

[00:15:11] 我讨厌那个字

[00:15:15] 一

[00:15:19] 你还是放不下礼拜五礼拜六

[00:15:25] 礼拜天括号啊

[00:15:28] 三天

[00:15:29] 您等等

[00:15:30] 您等等

[00:15:30] 您等等

[00:15:31] 您写三天就完了

[00:15:33] 怎么还二三天有用吗

[00:15:36] 这有什么用啊

[00:15:37] 感叹

[00:15:39] 你报海报写感叹管什么用

[00:15:41] 大海报往那一贴啊

[00:15:43] 有一路过的路人甲往那一站啊

[00:15:46] 路人甲面对着海报月月不成器

[00:15:48] 那唱的真是好极了

[00:15:50] 五六加括号啊

[00:15:51] 三天啊三天

[00:15:54] 他念出来了

[00:15:55] 嗯

[00:15:55] 旁边有个买菜的路过这儿

[00:15:57] 什么什么叫阿三街走过去

[00:16:01] 乔二三天

[00:16:03] 尤其这个事儿啊

[00:16:05] 什么什么啊

[00:16:06] 三天走过去啊

[00:16:07] 三天这就仨观众啊

[00:16:10] 您的观众们喊来的

[00:16:13] 二三天有用啊

[00:16:15] 咋整找观众

[00:16:16] 当然啦

[00:16:17] 哎哟

[00:16:17] 底下有三出戏吗

[00:16:19] 哦

[00:16:20] 那三天什么气呀

[00:16:21] 三天拿啊

[00:16:22] 头一天头一天

[00:16:25] 这底下有那个票价

[00:16:27] 知道三天戏码没说呢

[00:16:32] 头天什么戏啊

[00:16:35] 有必要买废话演出的剧目地告诉大家

[00:16:41] 都过去了

[00:16:42] 别过去

[00:16:42] 说说行行啊

[00:16:46] 五加皮a 呢

[00:16:52] 五家坡

[00:16:54] 五家坡

[00:16:55] 五家坡A 2 姨夫呢D

[00:16:57] 嗯

[00:16:58] 色狼母

[00:17:02] 您来得了吗

[00:17:13] 找感觉

[00:17:14] 找什么感觉

[00:17:16] 四郎探母

[00:17:19] 四个色狼的色狼

[00:17:25] 这四郎四郎四郎杨延辉诶知道了

[00:17:31] 四郎探母AH 底下有那个票价才一出呢

[00:17:38] 第三次第三次干嘛

[00:17:41] 我跟你聊呢

[00:17:44] 第三出戏马不要触碰

[00:17:46] 我知道你们其实我都忘了忘却了

[00:17:57] 您自己写打包都能写完不允许吗

[00:18:02] 这玩意儿也忒la

[00:18:04] 我问您

[00:18:04] 您那个第三出呢

[00:18:07] 系有有有有什么字儿

[00:18:09] 或者我就记得有一什么是我问你啊您您您这是几个字撒

[00:18:26] 号儿是第几个字

[00:18:28] 第三个

[00:18:32] 您真的敢挑战又怎么啦

[00:18:38] 这什么啊

[00:18:39] 这是啊

[00:18:41] 怎么唱嘛

[00:18:41] 不是你叫我问这事

[00:18:43] 有什么人物

[00:18:44] 你跟我说说

[00:18:45] 呃

[00:18:46] 窦窦窦的窦尔墩连环套

[00:18:56] 连环套连环套

[00:19:06] 诶

[00:19:09] 三出戏马里面有票价

[00:19:11] 嗯

[00:19:12] 您说我定票价定多少钱

[00:19:17] 嗯

[00:19:17] 咱先说说这王佩瑜多少钱

[00:19:22] 哎呦

[00:19:23] 可不便宜

[00:19:26] 对不对他来说不便宜

[00:19:29] 您净票价您多少钱

[00:19:32] 您征求我的意见

[00:19:33] 嗯

[00:19:35] 哎呀

[00:19:36] 我不知道您什么脾气啊

[00:19:37] 我这么一说

[00:19:38] 您这么一听

[00:19:39] 您反正我我听您说啊

[00:19:41] 呃

[00:19:43] 我觉得咱们定的别太高

[00:19:46] 也别太低了

[00:19:47] 20 块钱一张票

[00:19:51] 完了把这座都拆了

[00:19:52] 换成沙发

[00:19:54] 观众进来了

[00:19:55] 往沙发上一坐

[00:19:56] 得端上茶

[00:19:57] 端上点下来

[00:19:59] 完了配一个足疗师面表

[00:20:02] 完了您在台上唱戏

[00:20:04] 后面大屏幕能放阿凡达

[00:20:07] 我就不信卖不满

[00:20:12] 你疯了吧

[00:20:13] 你呢我我知道你卖多少钱

[00:20:16] 算算阿凡达

[00:20:17] 谁来看我呀

[00:20:18] 哪有人找你不是20 多少钱

[00:20:24] 不论前后排啊

[00:20:25] 一律

[00:20:26] 第三块

[00:20:27] 什么1000块

[00:20:30] 不论前后排

[00:20:31] 一律1000当然啦

[00:20:33] 哦

[00:20:33] 你比大得黑多了

[00:20:43] 怕够黑吗

[00:20:46] 反正小黑胖子大海报贴出去

[00:20:50] 各大网站

[00:20:51] 各大电视台

[00:20:52] 各大广播电台

[00:20:53] 全都是我的广告本身

[00:20:55] 中国乃至全世界的姓名全都上北京来了

[00:20:57] 哎哟

[00:20:58] 全都来了是吗

[00:20:59] 石家庄省这些动物

[00:21:01] 石家庄省一名朋友太多了

[00:21:03] 都上北京来

[00:21:04] 您再说一遍

[00:21:05] 石家庄什么什么是吧

[00:21:17] 什么叫呢

[00:21:19] 是不是啊

[00:21:26] 躺下的戏迷朋友太多了

[00:21:29] 都上北京来了

[00:21:30] 怎么来的吗

[00:21:31] 京石高速不行

[00:21:36] 京石高速怎么就不行勒

[00:21:45] 高速怎么就不行

[00:21:46] 我就问问

[00:21:47] 不行不行咋行

[00:21:52] 你有病啊

[00:21:59] 你说的晶石广告就是告诉你说不行不行

[00:22:07] 拿不洗手不行

[00:22:16] 你是不行

[00:22:17] 你行不行

[00:22:26] 都上北京来

[00:22:27] 嗯

[00:22:28] 好家伙

[00:22:28] 武汉走着

[00:22:30] 当然了

[00:22:30] 武汉没朋友

[00:22:31] 太多了

[00:22:32] 武汉市戏窝子

[00:22:33] 当然啦

[00:22:34] 都上北京来

[00:22:35] 怎么来呀

[00:22:36] 坐火车啊

[00:22:38] 火车站人头攒动

[00:22:39] 人太多了

[00:22:40] 哎呦

[00:22:41] 北京来了

[00:22:42] 火车站站长吓坏了

[00:22:44] 怎么这么多人呢

[00:22:45] 干嘛去啊

[00:22:46] 我们要上北京秋岳不群唱戏

[00:22:48] 岳不群唱戏啊

[00:22:50] 三天都是精神不太好

[00:22:54] 火车站啊

[00:22:56] 三天啊

[00:22:58] 我也去

[00:22:58] 我也去战场神经症他也要来啊

[00:23:03] 都坐火车是坐不下呀

[00:23:05] 怎么做啊

[00:23:06] 怎么办啊

[00:23:07] 怎么办

[00:23:08] 什么主意

[00:23:08] 加急火车怎么加急啊

[00:23:11] 以前那个火车呢

[00:23:12] 火车24 节

[00:23:13] 现在48 级

[00:23:15] 你等48 对吧

[00:23:18] 那一个车头拉得动吗

[00:23:19] 后边弄一车头推呀

[00:23:22] 哎呀

[00:23:24] 那发两趟不好吗

[00:23:34] 那我知不道

[00:23:38] 我知不道

[00:23:39] 人家随便发

[00:23:41] 哎

[00:23:41] 您可别随便说的

[00:23:42] 火车坐不上怎么办怎么办

[00:23:44] 大飞机

[00:23:46] 我们大飞机坐大飞机

[00:23:48] 哎呦呦呦呦

[00:23:49] 好家伙

[00:23:49] 飞机场人太多了是吗

[00:23:52] 分享厂长一瞧

[00:23:53] 怎么这么多人

[00:23:54] 你等飞机场场长广开飞机吗

[00:24:03] 那个造飞机呢

[00:24:05] 是非常没有

[00:24:09] 最次的也得是什么

[00:24:11] 知道吗

[00:24:11] 驾驶轮行行一掌

[00:24:14] 甭管甭管什么长啊

[00:24:15] 反正他吓坏了要去干什么呀

[00:24:18] 我们要去听有全场戏翻全场戏

[00:24:27] 我也去

[00:24:28] 我也去了

[00:24:31] 都上北京来了

[00:24:32] 我这么跟您说

[00:24:34] 武汉三听哦

[00:24:40] 你比日本厉害多了

[00:24:47] 都上北京来了

[00:24:48] 这是武汉上海啊

[00:24:52] 这就是人们喜爱听信仰

[00:25:01] 好家伙怎么办

[00:25:02] 恒大上北京来

[00:25:03] 嗯

[00:25:03] 坐火车坐了

[00:25:05] 坐火车人太多了怎么办

[00:25:10] 多发两套两套

[00:25:16] 但是还是做不上

[00:25:17] 怎么办

[00:25:18] 怎么办

[00:25:19] 大飞机呢

[00:25:21] 飞机都坐得下坐不下

[00:25:24] 飞机坐不下怎么办怎么办

[00:25:25] 厂长说

[00:25:26] 这个厂机长说了

[00:25:29] 这怎么办啊

[00:25:30] 坐不下

[00:25:31] 我也想去

[00:25:32] 秋月原唱我也想去

[00:25:38] 怎么办怎么办

[00:25:39] 想出一好主意

[00:25:40] 人说飞一个的了

[00:25:42] 一个了啊

[00:25:48] 这这这玩意儿怎么弄

[00:25:50] 这玩意儿省航线

[00:25:52] 省油省油

[00:25:56] 对了

[00:25:56] 一个盯着一个

[00:25:57] 对了

[00:25:57] 我问问您啊

[00:25:58] 您说谁先起的飞呀

[00:26:06] 底下那个

[00:26:09] 底下那个起飞呀

[00:26:11] 这就飞着驮一个

[00:26:19] 我们老家哪儿呢

[00:26:22] 反正是飞哥的了一个

[00:26:23] 诶

[00:26:24] 现在上下铺

[00:26:27] 省唐县

[00:26:30] 中国的大飞机都上北京来了

[00:26:33] 往北京站

[00:26:34] 您猜怎么着怎么着

[00:26:36] 肚饥了

[00:26:38] 我听都听这个词儿不新鲜

[00:26:41] 土鸡了

[00:26:42] 全中国的飞机都往北京飞

[00:26:46] 藏飞不动飞不动啊

[00:26:57] 你知道飞机的螺旋桨

[00:26:59] 甭管怎么回事儿

[00:27:01] 反正都查那儿

[00:27:02] 那儿开飞机

[00:27:03] 那个生气了啊

[00:27:04] 过不去啊

[00:27:05] 飞行员诶

[00:27:06] 把窗户摇下来啊

[00:27:09] 哎呦

[00:27:09] 跟那个聊天还聊呢

[00:27:11] 哥们儿

[00:27:12] 你能闹一把嘛

[00:27:15] 说是飞机吗

[00:27:16] 这就是说你听说过飞机往回到杭州的飞机堵机的吗

[00:27:22] 我先过行不行啊

[00:27:24] 凭什么不用

[00:27:25] 凭什么

[00:27:26] 我这还的了一个呢

[00:27:31] 还可以呢

[00:27:35] 容易吗

[00:27:36] 不都是听戏吗

[00:27:37] 听唱戏

[00:27:46] 你爪爪那个超人啊超人

[00:27:49] 给您疏通一下那个交通行不行

[00:27:50] 没听说过

[00:27:51] 别废话

[00:27:52] 弄走吧

[00:27:53] 哎呀

[00:27:54] 都上北京来了

[00:27:55] 上海戏迷朋友

[00:27:57] 火车坐不上

[00:27:58] 飞机坐不上怎么办怎么办

[00:28:00] 大轮船轮船轮船

[00:28:09] 诶轮船轮船轮船

[00:28:12] 哎呀

[00:28:13] 怎么这么船长

[00:28:18] 船长吓坏了

[00:28:19] 哎呀

[00:28:20] 怎么这么多人都要去

[00:28:21] 干什么要去北京

[00:28:23] 周跃平唱戏啊

[00:28:28] 我也信也信

[00:28:30] 可是大轮船坐不上太多怎么办怎么办

[00:28:36] 这一家人呐

[00:28:37] 做那个木法子

[00:28:41] 就是孙悟空那个

[00:28:42] 诶

[00:28:43] 做好了往水里扔啊

[00:28:44] 全家人站在上头

[00:28:46] 往北京华小小竹排江中游吗这边划还边嚷嚷

[00:28:51] 还嚷嚷啊

[00:28:53] 三天三天到的了

[00:28:56] 都不错

[00:28:57] 高兴嘛

[00:28:59] 实在是做不起这个木筏子怎么办啊

[00:29:02] 做不起木筏等等等等

[00:29:04] 连木法子都做不起就别生气了好吗

[00:29:11] 穷矮的怎么说对了对了

[00:29:12] 哎哟

[00:29:13] 怎么办怎么办

[00:29:14] 家里有大门

[00:29:16] 往水里一放

[00:29:17] 往这大门里头一蹦

[00:29:19] 俩擀面棍往北京发呀

[00:29:23] 哎呀

[00:29:24] 这家伙

[00:29:25] 这上海

[00:29:26] 山西山西悉尼朋友太多了

[00:29:29] 也不爽

[00:29:29] 火车坐不上

[00:29:32] A 都拉没了

[00:29:33] 飞机坐不上

[00:29:34] 大轮船那儿有轮船不通

[00:29:39] 又差点说漏了

[00:29:40] 不通门牌啊

[00:29:42] 怎么办怎么办

[00:29:44] 穿天猴儿

[00:29:47] 春天猴儿

[00:29:48] 对了对了

[00:29:50] 噢

[00:29:50] 绑炸药

[00:29:51] 诶哟

[00:29:53] 朋友们

[00:29:54] 下回你要去某一个墓地的话

[00:29:57] 把那个炸药的话

[00:29:58] 我告诉你不能绑多了

[00:30:01] 绑多了容易封过了哦

[00:30:05] 少了少了风不大

[00:30:07] 像你你就别打

[00:30:13] 我就不丢弃去就完了

[00:30:15] 直接给炸死了就起不来

[00:30:25] 你都能

[00:30:26] 坐飞机呢

[00:30:28] 飞机你都别上

[00:30:29] 你你上飞机你坐这趟飞机都YY 知道吗

[00:30:35] 别废话的家伙

[00:30:36] 穿天猴往北京风了

[00:30:41] 这是咱们国内简短截说

[00:30:43] 外国啊

[00:30:44] 日本提到日本家伙

[00:30:48] 哎呦呦

[00:30:49] 女朋友太多了也听不进去啊

[00:30:52] 要听岳不群唱戏大三天怎么办

[00:30:55] 火车啊

[00:30:57] 他通吗

[00:30:59] 不通我都欠这句话

[00:31:02] 轮船坐不下

[00:31:05] 哎呀

[00:31:05] 因为好多木盆还有轮船

[00:31:13] 一个轮船的闯了全国人那可不赌沦落到沦落

[00:31:18] 打飞机过不来呢

[00:31:23] 就别凑热闹了

[00:31:24] 哎呀

[00:31:24] 根本就过不来

[00:31:25] 那怎么过来呀

[00:31:26] 窜天猴啊

[00:31:31] 你管他呢

[00:31:32] 管他再说呗

[00:31:35] 都碰不到啊

[00:31:39] 你怎么了

[00:31:41] 热气球

[00:31:44] 哎

[00:31:45] 全家人端到热气球里头

[00:31:47] 一人背个氧气罐

[00:31:49] 让他憋死了

[00:31:49] A 1 松手

[00:31:50] 等您往北京飘啊

[00:31:54] 飘飘啊

[00:31:56] 这控制不了方向

[00:31:57] 飘飘亮亮

[00:31:58] 方向变了啊

[00:31:59] 给他们刮南极去了

[00:32:01] 那也没办法呀

[00:32:03] 这玩意儿不管人家啦

[00:32:04] 我管得了吗

[00:32:06] 都上北京来了

[00:32:07] 哎呀

[00:32:08] 北京地方也不大

[00:32:10] 但实话实说

[00:32:11] 可是怎么样

[00:32:13] 旅馆住满了

[00:32:15] 饭店住满了

[00:32:16] 酒店住满了

[00:32:17] 全都是人

[00:32:18] 哎哟

[00:32:18] 打进了

[00:32:19] 人头攒动

[00:32:20] 哦

[00:32:20] 豁

[00:32:21] 人太多了

[00:32:22] 这帮人没有盖被子怎么办

[00:32:24] 白天多买报纸

[00:32:26] 晚上盖

[00:32:28] 晚上盖报纸睡大街冷啊冷啊

[00:32:31] 我作为当事人

[00:32:32] 我得去瞧瞧他们

[00:32:33] 还得水源

[00:32:34] 买点药啊

[00:32:34] 是不是去瞧瞧他们

[00:32:35] 问问啊

[00:32:37] 哇

[00:32:38] 好多人呢

[00:32:39] 哎哟

[00:32:40] 他们还聊天儿呢

[00:32:42] 大哥

[00:32:43] 大哥

[00:32:44] 你是哪儿来的

[00:32:45] 聊聊去

[00:32:47] 打开那地方有听京剧的吗

[00:32:52] 有什么呢

[00:32:55] 嗯

[00:32:57] 非得拿下来咱们就会成岳不群

[00:32:59] 对不对

[00:33:00] 人家唱戏二三天太好了

[00:33:05] 我太高兴了是吗

[00:33:07] 我过去想跟他们聊天儿啊的

[00:33:08] 调一调那个老头儿啊

[00:33:11] 岁数挺大的

[00:33:12] 花白的胡子

[00:33:13] 嗯

[00:33:13] 赶紧去问一问

[00:33:14] 聊天说

[00:33:15] 大爷

[00:33:15] 您是拉登

[00:33:21] 拉登出事儿

[00:33:21] 以前的事儿

[00:33:22] 当然啦

[00:33:23] 哎哟

[00:33:24] 东哥

[00:33:25] 东哥

[00:33:27] 害不害怕吗

[00:33:38] 我就会听你唱戏

[00:33:39] 哎哟

[00:33:40] 那您是怎么来的呀

[00:33:41] 啊

[00:33:42] 蹦来的

[00:33:45] 您一直在山西呆着呢吗

[00:33:49] 您直接蹦到北京嘛

[00:33:51] 到河北了不行

[00:33:56] 来的

[00:33:57] 他们一块儿来的

[00:33:58] 哎呀

[00:33:58] 我心里感动

[00:34:00] 我太感动啦

[00:34:01] 赶紧找经理啊

[00:34:03] 争取啊

[00:34:03] 早点开戏啊

[00:34:04] 提前

[00:34:05] 其实不行啊

[00:34:06] 说是五六天儿吗

[00:34:08] 对不对

[00:34:08] 咱就五六天儿简短结束

[00:34:11] 一直等到开的当天

[00:34:13] 离开G 还有四个钟头

[00:34:15] 底下全都坐满了过期人头

[00:34:17] 入场座无虚席

[00:34:18] 哎哟

[00:34:19] 全都是人

[00:34:20] 离开戏还有三个多钟头啊

[00:34:22] 又来了500多位来人了

[00:34:23] 要买票买票买

[00:34:26] 买票我们要听见唱戏买卖

[00:34:30] 哎呀

[00:34:31] 经理出来了

[00:34:32] 没票了

[00:34:33] 没了

[00:34:33] 要想买票啊

[00:34:34] 也行

[00:34:35] 哎

[00:34:35] 咱只能站票

[00:34:38] 站票对吧

[00:34:39] 怎么站啊

[00:34:40] 这个剧场啊

[00:34:41] 是有空隙的

[00:34:42] A 哪儿哪儿就站哪儿

[00:34:45] 都站着去了

[00:34:46] 对了

[00:34:46] 这站票多少钱

[00:34:48] 1000了

[00:34:50] 前后排一律1000块

[00:34:52] 更黑眼

[00:34:53] 离开戏还有两个多钟头啊

[00:34:55] 又来了300多位

[00:34:56] 又来的要买票

[00:34:58] 我们要听乐评唱戏买票

[00:35:01] 兄弟出来了

[00:35:02] 没票了

[00:35:02] 实在是没票了

[00:35:03] 要想买票也行

[00:35:05] 怎么样

[00:35:05] 咱只能啊

[00:35:06] 蹲票了

[00:35:07] 什么叫蹲票啊

[00:35:08] 这都哪儿跟哪儿啊

[00:35:11] 这怎么镦镦哪

[00:35:13] 这个人呢

[00:35:13] 都是上宽下窄哦

[00:35:15] 这俩人往这儿一战争

[00:35:16] 就这儿还有地方

[00:35:17] 这人往这儿一蹲

[00:35:23] 下崽儿了

[00:35:24] 都站着

[00:35:25] 这位高兴了

[00:35:26] 嗯

[00:35:26] 太好了啊

[00:35:27] 这个茶杯有地方放肉茶几儿

[00:35:31] 这等你等

[00:35:33] 就这蹲着

[00:35:33] 这个多少钱1000呢

[00:35:36] 不论前后排一顿先看

[00:35:38] 离开戏还有一个多钟头

[00:35:40] 又来了100多位

[00:35:41] 哪一天要买票

[00:35:42] 我们要听唱戏

[00:35:44] 买票

[00:35:46] 你哭着就出来了

[00:35:48] 媳妇儿啊

[00:35:49] 实在是没票

[00:35:50] 要想买票咱也行

[00:35:52] 咱只能XP 19 趴票趴票

[00:35:58] 哪有地方就趴在哪儿

[00:36:00] 这怎么话说有打最后一排匍匐前进爬的这个座位底下的椅子底下是空的

[00:36:06] 对了哦

[00:36:07] 来到头一排

[00:36:08] 爬过来

[00:36:10] 爬过来了

[00:36:11] 哎呀

[00:36:11] 坐着这位不高兴了

[00:36:13] 怎么着

[00:36:17] 我认识你我认识

[00:36:23] 怎么从这儿出来呢大哥

[00:36:26] 唉

[00:36:26] 我

[00:36:26] 我买的是他票

[00:36:28] 买票不行吗

[00:36:30] 啊

[00:36:30] 我的脚放哪儿啊

[00:36:31] 没地儿放脚

[00:36:32] 您呢

[00:36:32] 您就放我脑袋想吧啊

[00:36:34] 我脑袋这

[00:36:35] 你说的啊

[00:36:36] 哎呀哎呀哎呀

[00:36:40] 采藕炖踩上X 的这位八个小脖子

[00:36:44] 快快先挪开一下干嘛

[00:36:47] 我喊个好行吗

[00:36:48] 啊

[00:36:49] 喊个好不是

[00:36:51] 这还没看清呢

[00:36:52] 你喊什么喊啊

[00:36:54] 我怕我他妈活不到那会儿

[00:36:58] 哎呀

[00:37:02] 难受

[00:37:06] 诶

[00:37:06] 这怎么着又踩了

[00:37:08] 诶

[00:37:09] 这票多少钱

[00:37:10] 1000块啊

[00:37:12] 这是受罪一天

[00:37:13] 当然啦

[00:37:14] 离开戏还有40 多分钟啊

[00:37:16] 又来了24位带着刀子来的

[00:37:19] 不让我们进去

[00:37:20] 我们剖腹自杀的日本的朋友感到

[00:37:26] 买票就你出来了啊

[00:37:29] 实在是没票了啊

[00:37:31] 要想买票呢

[00:37:35] 诶

[00:37:36] 怎么啦

[00:37:37] 也行

[00:37:38] 只能调了

[00:37:39] 诶

[00:37:42] 这个剧场上头有八个电扇

[00:37:44] 一个电扇三个扇叶

[00:37:46] 三八二十四个人整捆的电视了

[00:37:49] 哎呀

[00:37:50] 赶紧打发人去买绳子

[00:37:51] 绳子买回来给这24 个人挨个儿就绑好了

[00:37:54] 诶

[00:37:54] 你等人家就这么吊着多少钱

[00:37:58] 1050

[00:38:00] 怎么还多50 啊

[00:38:01] 绳子钱呢

[00:38:03] 你们是一点儿不花那当然啦

[00:38:06] 哎哟

[00:38:06] 搞好了

[00:38:07] 马上就要开戏了

[00:38:08] 是有16 个人骂街了

[00:38:10] 怎么骂街的

[00:38:11] 凭什么

[00:38:12] 凭什么他看前头我们看后头啊

[00:38:16] 这是什么花啊

[00:38:17] 你琢磨

[00:38:17] 这个电扇

[00:38:18] 那三个扇叶

[00:38:19] 一个充钱俩冲后啊

[00:38:20] 诶

[00:38:22] 那16 个人看不见他冲后头呢

[00:38:25] 我给他们出主意什么

[00:38:26] 把电扇开开

[00:38:29] 你可太缺德了

[00:38:30] 你慢点儿事儿一打

[00:38:33] 哎哟

[00:38:33] 不要快了

[00:38:34] 快了容易搅在一起

[00:38:38] 容易想死诶

[00:38:40] 马上就要开戏了

[00:38:41] 我高兴啊

[00:38:42] 赶紧化妆穿衣服都弄好了

[00:38:44] 这出戏牙那叫五家坡

[00:38:48] 有何想法

[00:38:49] 五家坡

[00:38:49] 这是其中有一句

[00:38:50] 一马离了西凉界

[00:38:51] 就这一句

[00:38:52] 就这一句啊

[00:38:53] 响彻云霄

[00:38:54] 这特别好听

[00:38:55] 碰头好啊

[00:38:56] 当然了

[00:38:57] 就这一句

[00:38:57] 当然啦

[00:38:58] 我给你来一个原音重现在这儿来

[00:39:02] 一会儿我唱一回

[00:39:03] 好啊

[00:39:05] 太好了

[00:39:06] 求之不得

[00:39:06] 让你听听

[00:39:07] 现在就来啊

[00:39:08] 一定是不错呀

[00:39:09] 不废话了啊

[00:39:09] 您来立马离了西凉界

[00:39:11] 咱听听我说这么唱的肯定不错呀

[00:39:13] 一码啊

[00:39:15] 里俩

[00:39:26] 哎呀

[00:39:27] 就这么一句

[00:39:29] 就听台的这个

[00:39:32] 哦

[00:39:32] 这个骂街

[00:39:33] 这还不骂街

[00:39:35] 骂着街就退票去了

[00:39:36] 这是你们不懂什么叫京剧碰什么叫艺术

[00:39:40] 哎哟

[00:39:40] 你还别说

[00:39:41] 真有24位没走

[00:39:43] 爱听调

[00:39:44] 哪儿下不来了