《Ironic》歌词

[00:00:11] An old man turned ninety-eight

[00:00:17] He won the lottery and died the next day

[00:00:22] It's a black fly in your Chardonnay

[00:00:28] It's a death row pardon two minutes too late

[00:00:34] Isn't it ironic ... don't you think

[00:00:38] It's like rain on your wedding day

[00:00:44] It's a free ride when you've already paid

[00:00:50] It's the good advice that you just didn't take

[00:00:56] Who would've thought ... it figures

[00:01:02] Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly

[00:01:07] He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids good-bye

[00:01:12] He waited his whole damn life to take that flight

[00:01:18] And as the plane crashed down he thought

[00:01:24] 'Well isn't this nice...'

[00:01:27] And isn't it ironic ... don't you think

[00:01:29] It's like rain on your wedding day

[00:01:35] It's a free ride when you've already paid

[00:01:41] It's the good advice that you just didn't take

[00:01:47] Who would've thought ... it figures

[00:01:52] Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you

[00:01:54] When you think everything's okay and everything's going right

[00:02:03] And life has a funny way of helping you out when

[00:02:07] You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up

[00:02:12] In your face

[00:02:16] It's a traffic jam when you're already late

[00:02:19] It's a no-smoking sign on your cigarette break

[00:02:26] It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife

[00:02:32] It's meeting the man of my dreams

[00:02:35] And then meeting his beautiful wife

[00:02:38] And isn't it ironic... don't you think

[00:02:44] A little too ironic... and yeah I really do think...

[00:02:49] It's like rain on your wedding day

[00:02:55] It's the good advice that you just didn't take

[00:03:01] It's a free ride when you've already paid

[00:03:07] Who would've thought ... it figures

[00:03:18] Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you

[00:03:24] Life has a funny funny way of helping you out

[00:03:32] Helping you out