《第041集_连环套》歌词

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[00:00:00] 飞天蜈蚣

[00:00:01] 张道陵

[00:00:03] 首先

[00:00:04] 自告奋勇要打头一阵

[00:00:09] 这件事儿出乎大家的意料之外

[00:00:13] 心说

[00:00:14] 这老道怎么这么积极呀

[00:00:17] 按常规

[00:00:19] 他不可能打这头一针

[00:00:23] 这赖九成啊

[00:00:24] 真是受宠若惊啊

[00:00:27] 心说

[00:00:28] 哎哟

[00:00:29] 真没想到

[00:00:31] 叫自己太受感动了

[00:00:34] 诶得客气几句

[00:00:37] 赖九成躬身施礼

[00:00:39] 老剑客

[00:00:40] 这可不行

[00:00:42] 这可不行啊

[00:00:44] 论身份

[00:00:45] 论资历

[00:00:47] 论地位

[00:00:48] 论哪一方面

[00:00:50] 你也不能登台

[00:00:52] 有道是大将都后镇

[00:00:56] 您得压轴

[00:00:58] 这头三出没好戏呀

[00:01:01] 让旁人登台就可以了

[00:01:04] 老江哥

[00:01:04] 您先沉住气

[00:01:06] 无论如何

[00:01:07] 我不能让您登台

[00:01:10] 哈哈

[00:01:12] 总镖头不必客气了

[00:01:16] 你请讲

[00:01:18] 今天五阵

[00:01:20] 赌输赢

[00:01:21] 哪一阵都是至关重要的

[00:01:24] 何必计较先后呢

[00:01:27] 我有什么了不起

[00:01:29] 打头阵

[00:01:30] 打第五阵都是一样的

[00:01:34] 再者一说我们来的能人极多

[00:01:38] 贫道也无关轻重

[00:01:40] 总镖头

[00:01:41] 你就答应了吧

[00:01:44] 你听说的多客气

[00:01:46] 多谦虚

[00:01:48] 实质上这张道陵啊

[00:01:50] 比猴都尖

[00:01:53] 他为什么要报名呢

[00:01:55] 他坐在那儿盘算了半天了

[00:02:00] 他一看眼前这个形势

[00:02:03] 科特朗请了那么多的高人

[00:02:06] 咱不说窦尔敦

[00:02:08] 那还有迟乐天

[00:02:10] 还有上官元婴

[00:02:12] 还有那么多的英雄好汉

[00:02:14] 随便拉出一个来都不白给呀

[00:02:18] 再看看自己这边

[00:02:20] 这些人也不善

[00:02:22] 他心里盘算着往后腾

[00:02:26] 没有好果子吃

[00:02:29] 根据惯例

[00:02:30] 越往后能耐大的越多

[00:02:33] 我呀

[00:02:35] 干脆往前抢吧

[00:02:38] 诶

[00:02:38] 我一登台打了个胜仗

[00:02:42] 诶里面三星那有多好啊

[00:02:46] 我既对得起赖九成

[00:02:49] 我也保住我的脸面

[00:02:51] 如果往后腾腾腾

[00:02:53] 遇上高人

[00:02:55] 遇上茬子

[00:02:56] 我是身败名裂

[00:02:59] 诶

[00:02:59] 他是这么想的

[00:03:02] 后来赖九成

[00:03:03] 你看

[00:03:04] 老道出于至诚不便竹兰

[00:03:08] 其实他恨不能判他登差呢

[00:03:11] 嘴跟心想的是两回事儿

[00:03:15] 道爷

[00:03:16] 您说的也有道理

[00:03:18] 既然如此

[00:03:19] 就屈尊大驾了

[00:03:21] 没说的

[00:03:22] 没说的

[00:03:23] 各位少坐

[00:03:26] 贫道献丑了

[00:03:29] 无量天尊

[00:03:33] 再看飞天蜈蚣

[00:03:35] 手晃着拂尘

[00:03:38] 稳稳当当一步三摇下了西看台

[00:03:43] 分人群来到比武台

[00:03:46] 顺着台阶一蹬一蹬上来

[00:03:49] 嘿

[00:03:50] 这个美劲儿就甭提了

[00:03:53] 等来到台上

[00:03:55] 把拂尘又晃了几晃

[00:03:58] 闪目往台下观瞧

[00:04:01] 今天看热闹的人太多了

[00:04:04] 真是成千上万

[00:04:07] 多少只眼睛都盯着他

[00:04:10] 偌大的场面是鸦雀无声

[00:04:14] 老道看罢多时斗丹田

[00:04:18] 口诵法号

[00:04:20] 无量天尊

[00:04:25] 各位父老乡亲

[00:04:28] 各位施主

[00:04:31] 频道自我介绍

[00:04:34] 我姓张

[00:04:35] 叫张道陵啊

[00:04:37] 人送绰号飞天蜈蚣是也

[00:04:42] 今天五镇比输赢

[00:04:45] 频道

[00:04:47] 代表万泉镖局打着头一阵

[00:04:52] 大家可听清了

[00:04:54] 贫道酷爱武艺

[00:04:57] 但是学了几十年呢

[00:04:59] 都是平常稀松二五眼

[00:05:03] 我这两下子不怎么样

[00:05:05] 尤其上了年纪了

[00:05:08] 老了

[00:05:10] 老了

[00:05:11] 不讲筋骨为能啊

[00:05:14] 各位啊

[00:05:15] 千万不要见笑

[00:05:17] 闲言少叙

[00:05:20] 我说各位呀

[00:05:22] 东看台的大同拳馆的各位英雄

[00:05:27] 哪位陪着贫道走几趟啊

[00:05:31] 有没有啊

[00:05:34] 这就等于叫号

[00:05:37] 单说科特朗

[00:05:39] 上官元婴、窦尔敦

[00:05:41] 众人看的清清楚楚

[00:05:44] 真没想到

[00:05:46] 这头一阵

[00:05:47] 剑客就登了台了

[00:05:50] 看来赖九成下的赌注可不小啊

[00:05:56] 大伙儿你看看我

[00:05:58] 我看看你

[00:05:59] 柯特朗就问各位看见没

[00:06:03] 来者不善

[00:06:05] 善者不来

[00:06:07] 各位要多加谨慎

[00:06:09] 哪位登台

[00:06:10] 哪位登台

[00:06:13] 刚说了两句

[00:06:15] 啊腾站起一位来

[00:06:17] 老伙计

[00:06:19] 交给我了

[00:06:21] 大伙儿一看

[00:06:22] 谁呀

[00:06:23] 老侠客

[00:06:24] 上官元婴

[00:06:28] 可他俩就一皱眉呀

[00:06:30] 我说老伙计

[00:06:32] 你这是干嘛呀

[00:06:34] 你坐下吧

[00:06:35] 沉住气

[00:06:36] 让旁人去对付他诶

[00:06:40] 老家伙

[00:06:41] 你这话什么意思

[00:06:43] 随便对付能行吗

[00:06:45] 五阵赌输赢吗

[00:06:47] 阵阵都是至关重要的

[00:06:49] 胜一阵是一阵

[00:06:51] 败一阵就再也找不回来了

[00:06:55] 人家派了飞天武功

[00:06:58] 那么咱不去个硬手能行吗

[00:07:02] 我觉着我这两下子还能对付得了

[00:07:05] 所以我才报名

[00:07:08] 哎呀

[00:07:09] 科特朗晃晃脑袋

[00:07:11] 我说

[00:07:11] 老伙计

[00:07:12] 你坐下

[00:07:14] 最好派个旁人

[00:07:16] 你别去

[00:07:18] 上官元婴啊

[00:07:19] 就有点儿挂不住了

[00:07:20] 我说你说这话什么意思

[00:07:23] 我登台你心里没底诶

[00:07:27] 嗯

[00:07:28] 我我我呀

[00:07:30] 说实话吧

[00:07:31] 我真没底

[00:07:33] 老伙计

[00:07:34] 你这两下子胜不了张道陵

[00:07:38] 你讲话的

[00:07:40] 胜一阵是一阵

[00:07:41] 败一阵倒不回来

[00:07:43] 万一你打了败仗或者受了伤

[00:07:47] 咱的损失就太大了

[00:07:49] 哎呀

[00:07:52] 上官元婴

[00:07:53] 平时不发火

[00:07:55] 跟科特朗是法孩的弟兄

[00:07:59] 两人经常开玩笑

[00:08:01] 可今儿个翻脸了

[00:08:03] 当着这么多人的面儿

[00:08:05] 上官元婴有点挂不住了

[00:08:08] 脑筋蹦起多高来

[00:08:10] 可他朗

[00:08:12] 隔着门缝

[00:08:13] 你把我瞧扁了

[00:08:15] 你根据什么说我不是张道陵的对手

[00:08:19] 你怎么就看我非败不可

[00:08:23] 何大朗一看

[00:08:24] 哟

[00:08:24] 他急了

[00:08:26] 柯德朗也不乐意了

[00:08:28] 我说我心怎么想的

[00:08:30] 我就怎么说

[00:08:32] 我不会拐弯抹角

[00:08:34] 凭直觉

[00:08:35] 我就觉着你不是人家的对手

[00:08:39] 俩老头儿先干起来了

[00:08:41] 大伙儿一看呢啊

[00:08:43] 这何苦来的耗子动刀

[00:08:45] 窝里反了

[00:08:48] 窦尔敦赶紧横在两个老者的中间

[00:08:52] 二位老哥哥

[00:08:54] 你

[00:08:54] 你

[00:08:54] 你们这是何苦啊

[00:08:56] 不怕人家笑话

[00:08:58] 都少说一句吧

[00:09:01] 周围好

[00:09:03] 他转身说

[00:09:05] 上官元婴

[00:09:06] 老哥哥

[00:09:08] 柯大哥

[00:09:08] 没别的意思

[00:09:10] 正因为你们哥俩交情莫逆

[00:09:13] 他替你担心

[00:09:14] 所以才竹篮

[00:09:16] 你千万别往心里去

[00:09:19] 柯大哥

[00:09:20] 你们两个的交情都不错呀

[00:09:23] 那么

[00:09:23] 上官大哥自告奋勇

[00:09:26] 还不是为你打腰提气吗

[00:09:28] 嗯

[00:09:29] 这登台为什么这是玩命去

[00:09:33] 他想胜这一局

[00:09:36] 所以才首先报名

[00:09:38] 这又有什么不对呢

[00:09:40] 你们二位千万少说一句

[00:09:43] 最好我登台

[00:09:46] 窦墩收拾收拾东西

[00:09:48] 就要登台

[00:09:50] 上官元婴一把把他拦住了

[00:09:53] 慢

[00:09:53] 我兄弟

[00:09:54] 你要登台

[00:09:55] 你是骂我

[00:09:56] 我都报了名了

[00:09:59] 你这是何苦的呢

[00:10:00] 行行行

[00:10:01] 冲你的份上

[00:10:03] 我不说了

[00:10:04] 但是登台

[00:10:06] 这是不能改变的

[00:10:09] 再看上官元婴气呼呼的称

[00:10:12] 跳下东看台

[00:10:15] 乡亲们

[00:10:16] 借光

[00:10:16] 借光

[00:10:17] 借光

[00:10:17] 借光

[00:10:19] 老百姓呼啦往左右一闪

[00:10:22] 有人认识他诶

[00:10:24] 这老头儿复姓上官

[00:10:27] 双名元婴啊

[00:10:29] 云南的可有能耐了

[00:10:32] 听说什么天池派的当家的

[00:10:35] 好嘛

[00:10:36] 今天都是大人物

[00:10:38] 老爷子你往里请

[00:10:40] 你往里请哗

[00:10:45] 上官元婴也不说话

[00:10:47] 迈步来到台下

[00:10:49] 顺台阶登上比武台

[00:10:53] 到这儿

[00:10:54] 他把气血平住

[00:10:56] 满面带笑啊

[00:11:00] 老剑客

[00:11:02] 我陪你走几趟

[00:11:05] 够资格吗

[00:11:07] 张大龄一看

[00:11:08] 哎哟呵

[00:11:10] 没想到闹了半天

[00:11:12] 这上官大侠幸会幸会呀

[00:11:17] 今天我能跟上官大侠伸手动刀

[00:11:23] 无上光荣啊

[00:11:25] 我正想学学天池派的决议

[00:11:29] 上官老英雄

[00:11:31] 那你就进招吧

[00:11:34] 好

[00:11:35] 请问县长

[00:11:36] 咱们怎么个比法

[00:11:39] 是比兵器呢

[00:11:41] 是比拳脚

[00:11:43] 嗯

[00:11:45] 老贾跟你说吧

[00:11:47] 怎么的

[00:11:48] 我都奉陪

[00:11:49] 好

[00:11:51] 那我说呀

[00:11:53] 最好咱比比拳脚

[00:11:55] 而后再比兵器

[00:11:58] 您看怎么样

[00:11:59] 行行行行

[00:12:00] 当然可以

[00:12:01] 来来来

[00:12:02] 请进招

[00:12:05] 两个人嘴是这么说

[00:12:07] 别看嘻嘻嘻哈哈哈

[00:12:10] 心里都做上劲了

[00:12:12] 再看张德霖

[00:12:14] 把长大的道袍闪掉

[00:12:17] 嘣嘣嘣

[00:12:19] 把腰带子连紧紧扣

[00:12:21] 抬胳膊伸腿

[00:12:22] 没有半点绷挂之处

[00:12:24] 双臂一摇

[00:12:25] 还唰唰

[00:12:29] 亮了个二郎

[00:12:30] 单山市

[00:12:32] 亮

[00:12:32] 开门户

[00:12:34] 上官元婴也是啊

[00:12:37] 把身上的零碎全拿下来

[00:12:40] 包吧包吧

[00:12:41] 搁到台口

[00:12:43] 把长大的衣服闪掉了

[00:12:45] 小辫盘好了

[00:12:48] 也是干净利落

[00:12:50] 啪啪啪

[00:12:51] 也亮开了门户

[00:12:54] 两人四目相视

[00:12:57] 脚底下错步

[00:13:04] 光转悠

[00:13:05] 谁也不发招

[00:13:08] 什么意思

[00:13:09] 到了这种身份的人格外留神

[00:13:13] 正说着玩儿呢

[00:13:16] 千人丑

[00:13:17] 万人瞧啊

[00:13:19] 一招棋走错

[00:13:21] 满盘俱是空

[00:13:23] 谁都知道

[00:13:25] 就是五镇赌输赢

[00:13:28] 官准立案

[00:13:30] 书一阵你就找不回来呀

[00:13:33] 要想扳回一局

[00:13:35] 谈何容易呀

[00:13:37] 因此

[00:13:38] 两个人都觉着肩头的担子十分沉重

[00:13:44] 但是

[00:13:44] 你不能总转悠

[00:13:47] 转来转去

[00:13:49] 转去转来

[00:13:51] 张道陵有点沉不住气了

[00:13:53] 冷不丁往前一蹿

[00:13:55] 左手一领上官元婴的面门

[00:13:59] 右手一掌

[00:14:01] 单掌开杯

[00:14:03] 嗯

[00:14:05] 奔老侠客面门劈来

[00:14:08] 单掌开碑呀

[00:14:10] 铁砂掌打上脑袋就碎了

[00:14:15] 上官元英往下一搓身

[00:14:18] 把左臂一横

[00:14:20] 往外招架开

[00:14:23] 随着左胳膊往上一抬

[00:14:26] 正手使了个掏心掌

[00:14:29] 猛击张道陵的心口

[00:14:33] 张大林赶紧吐气

[00:14:36] 亲胸

[00:14:37] 上步闪身

[00:14:38] 唰一转个

[00:14:40] 把这一掌躲着

[00:14:41] 紧跟着顺势使了个扫堂腿

[00:14:45] 这招叫顺风扯大旗

[00:14:49] 扫上官元婴的双腿

[00:14:51] 真扫上

[00:14:52] 这腿就得折

[00:14:55] 老侠客脚尖点地啊

[00:14:57] 噌往空中一纵

[00:14:59] 把腿躲开

[00:15:01] 身子落下来

[00:15:02] 两个人叉招换式就站在一处

[00:15:08] 你看吧

[00:15:09] 这两个人打的是煞是好看

[00:15:20] 东看台子

[00:15:21] 西看台子

[00:15:22] 以及底下上万名观众

[00:15:26] 眼睛瞪得一般大

[00:15:29] 屏息凝神

[00:15:30] 在这盯着

[00:15:33] 谁不担心

[00:15:34] 最担心的

[00:15:37] 就是铁罗汉窦尔敦

[00:15:40] 你看窦尔敦没登台

[00:15:41] 使那个劲儿

[00:15:43] 比登台也差不多少

[00:15:46] 手心都冒了汗了

[00:15:49] 他真替上官元婴担心

[00:15:52] 哥俩有交情

[00:15:55] 心里默默地祷告

[00:15:58] 老哥哥

[00:16:00] 加把劲啊

[00:16:02] 千万别打败仗

[00:16:04] 胜负是小事

[00:16:06] 可千万别受伤啊

[00:16:08] 那么大的年纪了

[00:16:10] 打上可就不轻啊

[00:16:13] 哎呀

[00:16:14] 后悔

[00:16:15] 我应该拦着我老哥哥

[00:16:17] 我登台

[00:16:20] 窦尔敦的心呢

[00:16:21] 都提到嗓子眼儿

[00:16:23] 科特朗也不例外

[00:16:26] 你别看跟上官元英闹了个半红脸

[00:16:29] 哥俩的交情在那儿呢

[00:16:32] 他们俩抬杠

[00:16:34] 他也是为上官元婴好

[00:16:37] 他怕老朋友不是对方的对手

[00:16:41] 你看他现在

[00:16:43] 脸都绿了

[00:16:44] 脑筋蹦起来多高

[00:16:46] 科特朗也冒了汗了

[00:16:49] 就坐那儿

[00:16:50] 浑身使劲儿啊

[00:16:53] 啊

[00:16:55] 玩这个劲儿

[00:16:59] 其他的英雄也不例外呀

[00:17:02] 人们都替上官元婴使劲儿

[00:17:06] 这个时候俩人就打斗到50 多个回合

[00:17:12] 张大龄心中暗想

[00:17:14] 这个上官元婴好厉害呀

[00:17:18] 别看上了年纪了

[00:17:20] 腰腿灵活

[00:17:23] 招数变化真快

[00:17:25] 这也就是我

[00:17:27] 换旁人早趴下了

[00:17:29] 诶怎么看

[00:17:33] 怎么办

[00:17:35] 看这样打长了

[00:17:37] 我未必是人家的对手

[00:17:40] 有了

[00:17:42] 有了

[00:17:45] 干脆使暗器吧

[00:17:48] 我用五毒莲花置他于死地

[00:17:53] 就怎么办

[00:17:55] 但转念又一想

[00:17:57] 不可

[00:17:58] 不行啊

[00:17:59] 这是官准比武啊

[00:18:01] 多少只眼睛在这盯着呢

[00:18:04] 我要凭真本事

[00:18:06] 就把对方给打死也不担责任

[00:18:09] 这使暗器另作别论呢

[00:18:13] 一旦有人责怪我吃不了

[00:18:15] 就得兜着走啊

[00:18:17] 十波的

[00:18:19] 十波的

[00:18:21] 看来还得靠真功夫哦

[00:18:25] 这个真功不行啊

[00:18:28] 照这样打下去

[00:18:30] 没有取胜的把握呀

[00:18:33] 怎么办呢

[00:18:35] 诶

[00:18:37] 又有主意了

[00:18:39] 要想胜上官元婴

[00:18:42] 只有一条路可走

[00:18:44] 那就是败终取胜

[00:18:48] 诶说败中取胜不那么容易

[00:18:52] 这个败是假的

[00:18:54] 假的就得假戏真唱

[00:18:58] 让对方啊

[00:18:59] 看不出来是假的

[00:19:01] 要看出来

[00:19:03] 这戏法就不灵了

[00:19:05] 这得冒着生命危险

[00:19:07] 不付出代价是不行的

[00:19:10] 老道一想啊

[00:19:12] 不这样我赢不了了

[00:19:15] 干脆孤注一掷

[00:19:18] 我也豁出去了

[00:19:21] 诶他就打定主意了

[00:19:24] 再打的时候

[00:19:25] 这张大龄啊

[00:19:28] 假装力不从心

[00:19:30] 左摇右晃

[00:19:32] 只有招架之功

[00:19:34] 并无还手之力

[00:19:40] 实质不是这么回事儿

[00:19:42] 装相

[00:19:44] 上官元婴呢

[00:19:46] 求公的心切

[00:19:48] 恨不能一下把对方干倒了

[00:19:51] 因此呢

[00:19:52] 一招紧一招

[00:19:53] 一招快死一招

[00:19:56] 就没看出来

[00:19:59] 要我说这个人呢

[00:20:00] 人无完人

[00:20:02] 上官元婴本身有个致命的缺点

[00:20:06] 骄傲

[00:20:08] 但是

[00:20:09] 骄者必败

[00:20:12] 打着打着一看

[00:20:13] 老道不行了

[00:20:15] 拳脚迟缓

[00:20:17] 动作迟钝

[00:20:19] 鼻洼鬓角冒了汗了

[00:20:21] 嘿

[00:20:22] 上官元婴心里头高兴

[00:20:25] 妖道啊

[00:20:27] 该着你倒霉呀

[00:20:30] 干脆我趁热打铁

[00:20:32] 加紧进攻

[00:20:35] 想到这儿

[00:20:36] 精神振奋

[00:20:37] 二臂七腰

[00:20:38] 啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪

[00:20:40] 一个劲儿的猛攻

[00:20:43] 老道一看

[00:20:44] 行嘞

[00:20:45] 这第一步

[00:20:46] 达到目的了

[00:20:48] 所以呢

[00:20:49] 他跟着往后退

[00:20:51] 退退退

[00:20:53] 一个没注意

[00:20:55] 摔倒在台板之上

[00:20:58] 谁也看不出来是假的

[00:21:02] 退了

[00:21:03] 退了

[00:21:03] 哎哟

[00:21:03] 我哭

[00:21:04] 痛

[00:21:05] 摔了个仰巴叉

[00:21:08] 但是明眼人看的清楚

[00:21:10] 他这个摔

[00:21:11] 不是实拍拍的摔

[00:21:14] 屁股沾了台板了

[00:21:16] 腰眼没沾

[00:21:18] 用胳膊肘拄着地

[00:21:22] 左手腾出来了

[00:21:24] 准备进招

[00:21:28] 咱说书呢

[00:21:29] 得说的详详细细

[00:21:31] 实质上就发生在几秒之内

[00:21:36] 上官元婴一看

[00:21:37] 他躺下了

[00:21:38] 好嘞

[00:21:39] 往前一跟步

[00:21:41] 举起单掌

[00:21:43] 口中说了一句

[00:21:44] 妖道

[00:21:45] 你在这儿

[00:21:48] 一掌就记下来了

[00:21:51] 但是他打的时候就疏忽了

[00:21:55] 老道早就盘算好了

[00:21:58] 这两条腿可没闲着

[00:22:00] 使了个顺风扯旗呀

[00:22:03] 胳膊肘一点抬板

[00:22:05] 他这身子就悬起来了

[00:22:08] 两条腿奔着上官元婴这两条腿就踹来了

[00:22:16] 啪就到了

[00:22:19] 说时迟

[00:22:20] 那时快

[00:22:22] 快

[00:22:23] 似闪电一般

[00:22:25] 上官元婴再想躲

[00:22:27] 为时已晚

[00:22:30] 老头儿知道上当了

[00:22:32] 哎呀

[00:22:32] 完了

[00:22:34] 怎么办呢

[00:22:35] 叫他蹬在迎面鼓上

[00:22:37] 两条腿全折

[00:22:40] 就成了废人了

[00:22:43] 那也就是上官元婴

[00:22:45] 喂

[00:22:46] 也得败个光彩

[00:22:48] 受伤也得受伤到最低程度

[00:22:53] 老头儿腰眼一使劲

[00:22:55] 冷不丁来个转身

[00:22:56] 诶

[00:22:57] 这一转个

[00:22:59] 迎面鼓躲开了

[00:23:01] 腿肚子给人家了

[00:23:04] 让张道陵给一脚踹到腿肚子上

[00:23:08] 啊嘣的一下

[00:23:10] 上官元婴哎呀一声就栽倒在抬台下