《第104集_连环套》歌词

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[00:00:00] 窦尔敦

[00:00:01] 洞房花烛夜

[00:00:04] 这是人生至关重要的一件大事儿

[00:00:10] 哪知道在洞房之夜发生了意外

[00:00:15] 咱们说了

[00:00:17] 从房上跳下一个人来

[00:00:20] 手捧钢刀奔豆

[00:00:24] 蹲后脑就是一刀

[00:00:27] 窦尔敦眼观六路

[00:00:30] 耳听八方吗

[00:00:31] 能叫他砍上

[00:00:34] 赶紧使了一招

[00:00:36] 往下一缩身

[00:00:37] 嗨

[00:00:39] 这位这一刀就砍空了

[00:00:42] 窦蹲着腿可没闲着

[00:00:45] 使了一招叫道

[00:00:46] 劈紫金冠

[00:00:49] 这腿是往后踢

[00:00:51] 当的一下

[00:00:53] 正好提着这小子小肚子上的

[00:00:57] 他没砍着豆儿蹲

[00:00:59] 自己挨了一脚

[00:01:01] 站立不稳

[00:01:02] 哎哟哒哒哒

[00:01:03] 噔噔噔扑通

[00:01:06] 摔了个仰面朝天

[00:01:08] 钢刀就撒了手了

[00:01:11] 说时迟那时快

[00:01:13] 窦墩一转身就奔他来了

[00:01:18] 刹那间

[00:01:19] 他发现这个人

[00:01:21] 绢帕罩头

[00:01:23] 周身上下穿青挂皂寸

[00:01:27] 排骨头扭

[00:01:28] 穿的是夜行衣

[00:01:31] 看这样

[00:01:31] 是个年轻的

[00:01:33] 看不清

[00:01:35] 长得是丑还是俊

[00:01:37] 因为事情来得太突然了

[00:01:40] 窦墩火往上撞

[00:01:42] 心说

[00:01:43] 管你是谁呢

[00:01:44] 我把你抓住问个水落石出

[00:01:49] 刚往前一进身

[00:01:51] 没想到房上还有一个

[00:01:55] 就见那个猪肉就跳下

[00:01:58] 正好落到窦墩身后

[00:02:00] 手使一对护手双钩啊

[00:02:05] 笨豆蹲就下了毒手了

[00:02:10] 啊都都一听还有一个

[00:02:13] 和申行往外一纵

[00:02:16] 双钩镂空

[00:02:18] 你看

[00:02:19] 没搂着都是蹲

[00:02:21] 使刀那主获救了

[00:02:24] 使了个鲤鱼打挺啊嘣儿

[00:02:26] 他站起来哈腰把钢刀捡起来

[00:02:29] 两个人一打

[00:02:31] 手势是夹弓斗炖

[00:02:33] 一前一后就下了决心了

[00:02:37] 窦尔敦呢

[00:02:39] 穿着是又肥又大的衣服

[00:02:43] 戴的帽子

[00:02:44] 还戴帽衬

[00:02:45] 腰里扎着带子

[00:02:47] 行动不便

[00:02:49] 尽管如此

[00:02:51] 他功底深厚啊

[00:02:53] 左躲右闪

[00:02:55] 一个人会斗二人

[00:02:58] 就打在一处了

[00:03:01] 尽管那两个人合力夹攻

[00:03:05] 也不是窦尔墩的对手

[00:03:07] 也就几个

[00:03:08] 照面之后被窦墩咣咣两脚把两个人踢倒在地

[00:03:14] 双钩单刀

[00:03:16] 全撒了手

[00:03:18] 豆子一伸手

[00:03:19] 把钢刀捡起来

[00:03:21] 踩住一个

[00:03:23] 别动

[00:03:24] 东北

[00:03:25] 要不地面

[00:03:27] 刀尖子直指咽喉

[00:03:31] 使刀这主

[00:03:33] 真就没敢动

[00:03:36] 是钩的那个

[00:03:38] 一骨碌身起来

[00:03:39] 把钩捡起来

[00:03:40] 想要救自己的伙伴

[00:03:43] 窦尔敦警告他

[00:03:45] 你听清楚

[00:03:46] 你往前一一步

[00:03:47] 我先宰了他

[00:03:49] 那位也吓住了

[00:03:51] 没敢过来

[00:03:53] 兜敦看了看哦

[00:03:56] 俩年轻的

[00:03:58] 都在20 岁左右

[00:04:02] 窦敦心里头合计

[00:04:04] 是不是总镖局的人

[00:04:07] 莫非是老匹夫黄三太派来的人

[00:04:13] 正在这么个时候

[00:04:14] 前院也发现这个事儿

[00:04:17] 灯求火把亮

[00:04:19] 子油松

[00:04:20] 上官元婴

[00:04:22] 老头儿

[00:04:22] 哈里堡率领徒弟们能有30 多号赶到新房的院里

[00:04:30] 上官元婴就问

[00:04:31] 兄弟

[00:04:32] 这怎么回事儿

[00:04:34] 还没等窦尔敦回答

[00:04:36] 就听着他

[00:04:37] 哎哟

[00:04:37] 他来来来来来

[00:04:39] 窦尔敦回头一看

[00:04:41] 哈利宝把使勾的那主打翻在地

[00:04:46] 拿绳给捆上了

[00:04:49] 这老头儿手底下这么快呢

[00:04:53] 就见哈利宝把拳头一攥

[00:04:56] 猴崽子

[00:04:57] 你是哪儿来的

[00:04:59] 你成心作死

[00:05:01] 搅我们的喜事儿

[00:05:03] 我让你脑袋开花

[00:05:07] 抡拳要砸

[00:05:11] 窦尔敦赶忙喊了一声

[00:05:13] 慢

[00:05:14] 老人家且慢

[00:05:17] 怎么的

[00:05:18] 你还想给他求情吗

[00:05:19] 非爷

[00:05:20] 您听我说

[00:05:23] 这两个人

[00:05:24] 咱素不相识

[00:05:26] 也该问清来龙去脉呀

[00:05:30] 你把他砸死

[00:05:32] 死人嘴里没有招对

[00:05:34] 再者一说这也犯不上啊

[00:05:37] 这是皇城脚下呀

[00:05:39] 有砖有瓦有王法的地方

[00:05:42] 咱们无故伤人要负责任的呀

[00:05:46] 老人家你说我说的对吗

[00:05:49] 诶

[00:05:51] 嗯

[00:05:52] 还别说

[00:05:53] 真是这么个理儿

[00:05:55] 哈利宝就没打他

[00:05:59] 窦尔敦把脚抬起来

[00:06:01] 把使刀这主也给捆上了

[00:06:05] 这俩小伙就在院里站着

[00:06:07] 一语皆无

[00:06:09] 周围三四十号都气坏了

[00:06:14] 不是打

[00:06:15] 打人是木雕

[00:06:17] 不打不招人

[00:06:19] 是苦虫

[00:06:19] 不打不成啊

[00:06:21] 不收拾他

[00:06:22] 他能说吗

[00:06:23] 打死他

[00:06:24] 打死他

[00:06:26] 有的人取来顶门杠子

[00:06:29] 有的人把鞭子也拎来了就打

[00:06:32] 都被窦尔敦给拦住了

[00:06:35] 窦尔敦有威信呢

[00:06:37] 他一说话

[00:06:38] 大伙儿都服

[00:06:39] 窦尔敦就问

[00:06:42] 年轻人

[00:06:44] 你们是哪儿的

[00:06:46] 银河到新房行刺

[00:06:49] 谁派你们来的

[00:06:51] 莫非是黄三太不成

[00:06:56] 使刀

[00:06:57] 那小伙把胸脯一拔

[00:07:00] 逮着你呢

[00:07:02] 我跟黄三太毫无关系

[00:07:06] 你少往旁边扯

[00:07:09] 谁也没派我来

[00:07:11] 我自己愿意来的

[00:07:14] 今儿个被你抓住

[00:07:16] 算我们倒霉

[00:07:18] 愿意开刀你就下手

[00:07:21] 愿意报官你也请便

[00:07:24] 想问我是谁

[00:07:26] 我绝不能告诉你

[00:07:29] 使钩那小伙也说对了

[00:07:33] 要我们的命也不能告诉你实情

[00:07:36] 给爷来个痛快吧

[00:07:40] 窦尔敦一看呢

[00:07:42] 这两个人来路肯定不简单

[00:07:46] 能说凭这点事儿要他们的命吗

[00:07:49] 不可能啊

[00:07:50] 想那么一会儿

[00:07:52] 周东过来了

[00:07:53] 好好好

[00:07:54] 你们不是不说实话吗

[00:07:57] 我也不强人所难

[00:07:59] 年轻人

[00:08:01] 肯定你们受了坏人的唆使

[00:08:06] 不说

[00:08:07] 我不勉强

[00:08:09] 但这种事儿下不为例呀

[00:08:12] 怎么能干这种事儿呢

[00:08:14] 我不认识你们

[00:08:15] 你们也不认识我

[00:08:18] 干这种荒唐的事儿

[00:08:20] 你不觉着缺德吗

[00:08:22] 算了吧

[00:08:24] 窦尔敦说到这儿

[00:08:25] 把绳给解开了

[00:08:27] 二位请便吧

[00:08:29] 你

[00:08:30] 你

[00:08:31] 你什么意思

[00:08:35] 这不很清楚吗

[00:08:37] 放你们逃走啊

[00:08:40] 放我们

[00:08:42] 这

[00:08:42] 这事就算完了

[00:08:44] 对

[00:08:45] 我说话算数

[00:08:46] 算完了

[00:08:48] 好吧

[00:08:50] 两人说着转身就走回来

[00:08:53] 兵器带着

[00:08:56] 扔在这儿没用啊

[00:08:58] 喂

[00:08:59] 好吧

[00:09:01] 两个人转身回来

[00:09:02] 剪刀的剪刀

[00:09:04] 剪钩的剪钩

[00:09:06] 背在身后看了一眼窦尔敦

[00:09:09] 二话没说

[00:09:11] 提溜腰上房成成

[00:09:15] 三晃两晃

[00:09:17] 踪迹不见

[00:09:20] 哈利堡一看就直皱眉晃脑袋

[00:09:25] 姑爷

[00:09:26] 就这么把他们放了

[00:09:28] 太便宜他们了

[00:09:31] 老人家但能容人

[00:09:33] 且容人啊

[00:09:35] 与人方便

[00:09:37] 自己方便

[00:09:38] 您说把他们弄个好歹的

[00:09:41] 有咱什么光沾

[00:09:44] 是不是呢

[00:09:45] 放了

[00:09:45] 让他自己想想他做的对还是不对

[00:09:50] 上官元英插话

[00:09:52] 老伙计

[00:09:53] 我兄弟一贯是这样

[00:09:56] 他有容人之量啊

[00:09:58] 你我全都做不到

[00:10:01] 今天是他的喜日子

[00:10:03] 他也怕中了喜

[00:10:04] 放了就放了吧

[00:10:06] 图个吉利

[00:10:09] 话虽如此

[00:10:10] 哈利宝怕他们走再回来

[00:10:15] 那么再搅烂怎么办呢

[00:10:17] 因此这天晚上是戒备森严

[00:10:21] 按下他们不说

[00:10:23] 单说

[00:10:23] 窦尔敦迈步回到新房

[00:10:26] 把门关上了

[00:10:28] 把姑娘哈东珠急的

[00:10:32] 几次站起来

[00:10:34] 几次又坐下

[00:10:35] 恨不能把这盖头掀下去

[00:10:37] 到院看看究竟

[00:10:39] 但是没那规矩啊

[00:10:41] 他没敢动

[00:10:42] 他一想

[00:10:44] 上官元婴爹那些师兄弟

[00:10:48] 再加上窦尔敦

[00:10:49] 足够了

[00:10:51] 自己就没必要参与

[00:10:53] 正等着心急的时候

[00:10:56] 新郎官进了屋了

[00:10:58] 窦尔敦把盖头掀掉

[00:11:02] 这一掀掉哈东珠能说话吗

[00:11:05] 哟

[00:11:05] 当家的

[00:11:07] 究竟发生什么事了

[00:11:09] 夫人

[00:11:10] 你受惊了

[00:11:11] 是这么这么这么这么回事儿

[00:11:14] 呀

[00:11:14] 我听着高一声低一声的

[00:11:16] 这哪来的猴崽子

[00:11:18] 你怎么不问清楚就放他们走了

[00:11:21] 哎

[00:11:22] 这种人你就打死他

[00:11:26] 他也不会说实话的

[00:11:28] 不如放了他们

[00:11:30] 倒也干净

[00:11:31] 今天是你我大喜之日

[00:11:33] 何必叫他们冲了喜呢

[00:11:36] 嗯

[00:11:37] 哈

[00:11:38] 东柱一听

[00:11:38] 有道理

[00:11:40] 一想丈夫是海娇

[00:11:43] 得罪人是必然的

[00:11:45] 说不上是哪个柳子来的

[00:11:49] 算了吧

[00:11:51] 咱这么说吧

[00:11:52] 夫妻二人说了一会儿话

[00:11:54] 双双就寝

[00:11:57] 总算洞房花烛夜

[00:12:00] 没被搅黄了

[00:12:02] 到了第二天

[00:12:04] 夫妻起床

[00:12:05] 梳洗已毕

[00:12:07] 来拜见父亲母亲

[00:12:11] 哈里宝

[00:12:12] 老伴儿都非常高兴

[00:12:15] 上官元婴也来了

[00:12:17] 坐在一起是高谈阔论

[00:12:20] 那么也谈到昨天晚上发生的事儿

[00:12:23] 上官元婴就说

[00:12:25] 我分析不会是黄三太派的人

[00:12:30] 黄三太再怎么的不会做出这种事儿来

[00:12:34] 那么

[00:12:34] 究竟是谁呢

[00:12:36] 百思不得其解

[00:12:39] 但是哈里宝说了

[00:12:41] 这玩意儿咱还真得提高警惕

[00:12:43] 多加提防

[00:12:45] 人家在暗处

[00:12:46] 咱在明处

[00:12:48] 他一高兴

[00:12:50] 也许又来了

[00:12:52] 就这样让手下弟子、徒孙、伙计分成了几班

[00:12:58] 轮流着保护的院落

[00:13:02] 一天

[00:13:03] 两天

[00:13:03] 三天

[00:13:05] 过去五天

[00:13:07] 平安无事

[00:13:09] 大伙儿心才放下

[00:13:12] 那肯定是毛贼草寇

[00:13:14] 也许是为了财产而来

[00:13:17] 没得下手

[00:13:18] 早已经走了

[00:13:21] 诶但盼别出事

[00:13:25] 哪知道在第六天头上

[00:13:28] 一家人坐在一起正长谈呢

[00:13:32] 门上的伙计进来了

[00:13:34] 老爷子

[00:13:35] 顾爷

[00:13:36] 嗯

[00:13:38] 请看

[00:13:39] 这有封字简

[00:13:41] 自检

[00:13:43] 哈利宝伸手接过来了

[00:13:45] 一看

[00:13:46] 封皮上写的是面呈窦尔敦窦大侠钦差

[00:13:53] 哦

[00:13:53] 姑爷的转交给窦尔敦

[00:13:57] 窦尔敦抽出信囊一看

[00:13:59] 很简单

[00:14:01] 要不怎么叫自检呢

[00:14:03] 上面写的清清楚楚

[00:14:06] 明日

[00:14:07] 早

[00:14:09] 北关外

[00:14:11] 山神庙

[00:14:13] 一会

[00:14:15] 就写的这么几个字儿

[00:14:18] 北关外山神庙

[00:14:21] 窦都没来过

[00:14:22] 自然是不清楚了

[00:14:24] 心说这谁呢

[00:14:26] 也没有落款

[00:14:28] 上官元婴看了看

[00:14:29] 嗨

[00:14:30] 兄弟

[00:14:30] 还用问吗

[00:14:32] 跟行刺的刺客肯定有关系

[00:14:37] 哈利宝就说北关外山神庙

[00:14:40] 我知道

[00:14:41] 离着北关十里呀

[00:14:44] 哎哟

[00:14:44] 那是一片野地呀

[00:14:46] 姑爷别理他

[00:14:49] 就值当他放屁了

[00:14:52] 窦敦一笑

[00:14:53] 老人家

[00:14:55] 这是战书啊

[00:14:57] 战书到了

[00:14:59] 咱要不去

[00:15:00] 岂不被他小瞧啊

[00:15:04] 咱们大家都纳闷

[00:15:05] 不知道刺客的来龙去脉

[00:15:08] 那么

[00:15:09] 真是这么回事儿

[00:15:10] 不清楚有何不可呢

[00:15:14] 嗯

[00:15:16] 可也对

[00:15:17] 不过你一个人去可不行

[00:15:19] 我不放心

[00:15:20] 我陪你去吧

[00:15:23] 哈

[00:15:23] 东珠噌站起来

[00:15:25] 爹

[00:15:25] 不必

[00:15:26] 我们扶起去就足可以了

[00:15:30] 豆儿就一摆手

[00:15:31] 别别别别

[00:15:32] 谁都不必陪我

[00:15:35] 我遇上这种事儿也不是一次

[00:15:37] 我心里有底

[00:15:39] 最好我一个人去

[00:15:41] 比较方便

[00:15:44] 上官元英一听

[00:15:45] 我兄弟这回不能听你的

[00:15:49] 不能听你的

[00:15:51] 要去我得陪你去

[00:15:54] 还是那句话

[00:15:55] 你一个人去我不放心

[00:15:59] 大哥

[00:15:59] 他别说了

[00:16:01] 就这么决定了

[00:16:02] 除非你不去

[00:16:04] 去我就得跟着

[00:16:08] 哈利宝一听

[00:16:09] 那我也跟着

[00:16:12] 咱们仨人去

[00:16:14] 哈

[00:16:14] 东珠也想去

[00:16:16] 但是被窦尔敦坚决制止

[00:16:20] 一个女人出面

[00:16:22] 诸多不便

[00:16:23] 再说呢

[00:16:25] 老岳父也没必要去

[00:16:28] 窦尔敦就劝他

[00:16:30] 上官元婴也劝

[00:16:32] 终于把哈里堡说通了

[00:16:35] 好吧

[00:16:36] 那我不去

[00:16:38] 我说老伙计

[00:16:40] 我把我姑爷交给你了

[00:16:42] 有个三长两短

[00:16:44] 我找你算账

[00:16:45] 行行行

[00:16:47] 包到我身上

[00:16:48] 你放心吧

[00:16:50] 头天就这么过去了

[00:16:53] 第二天

[00:16:54] 他们早早的休息

[00:16:56] 早早的起来

[00:16:58] 梳洗已毕

[00:17:00] 窦敦背着虎尾三截棍

[00:17:03] 老头儿挎着白布囊

[00:17:05] 暗藏利刃

[00:17:07] 那么豆蹲呢

[00:17:09] 出门在外

[00:17:11] 不能穿新姑爷的服装了

[00:17:14] 依然是那身僧衣

[00:17:17] 他这玩意儿也穿习惯了

[00:17:19] 他觉着穿这玩意儿他舒服

[00:17:23] 问明了道路

[00:17:24] 哥俩起了身

[00:17:26] 咱这么说吧

[00:17:27] 出了北关十里地

[00:17:30] 还架得住

[00:17:30] 走

[00:17:31] 出了城不远就是荒郊野地

[00:17:36] 按照哈利宝介绍的方位

[00:17:39] 果然找着这座庙宇

[00:17:43] 刚到庙门口

[00:17:45] 行刺的那俩年轻人在门口站着呢

[00:17:50] 正抻着脖子往道儿上看

[00:17:53] 一看

[00:17:53] 窦尔敦和一个老头儿来了

[00:17:56] 小伙们赶紧迎上来

[00:18:00] 窦大侠

[00:18:01] 兜敦仔细打量啊

[00:18:03] 认识刺客

[00:18:06] 请问二位

[00:18:08] 是你们找我们啊

[00:18:10] 不不不不

[00:18:11] 我没那资格

[00:18:14] 甭说旁的

[00:18:15] 到里头一看便知

[00:18:18] 请吧

[00:18:19] 上官元婴陪着窦儿敦

[00:18:23] 转到大庙的后头

[00:18:26] 这是一片空旷地

[00:18:28] 周围是密林

[00:18:31] 这地方就是白天也没有行人

[00:18:35] 因为什么呢

[00:18:36] 这地方比较荒凉

[00:18:39] 那些贼们经常在这儿出入

[00:18:42] 什么打闷棍的

[00:18:44] 套白狼的

[00:18:45] 背死狗的

[00:18:46] 什么样的都有

[00:18:47] 一般胆小的不敢在这走

[00:18:51] 所以显得十分荒凉

[00:18:54] 十分僻静

[00:18:56] 到了树林里头了

[00:18:58] 窦尔敦和上官元婴一眼就看见了

[00:19:02] 里边有座破亭子

[00:19:05] 年久失修啊

[00:19:07] 亭子盖儿剩下一半了

[00:19:09] 里头有石桌

[00:19:11] 石墩

[00:19:12] 就在那石桌上

[00:19:14] 铺着厚厚的垫子

[00:19:17] 有个老头儿在那坐着

[00:19:19] 是盘膝打坐

[00:19:21] 闭目养神

[00:19:24] 身旁放着长条包裹

[00:19:28] 就见这俩刺客

[00:19:30] 让窦尔敦和上官元婴站到外边

[00:19:35] 转身上了亭子

[00:19:37] 师傅

[00:19:38] 师傅

[00:19:39] 窦大侠来了

[00:19:42] 嗯

[00:19:47] 这老头儿把眼睁开了唰

[00:19:50] 放出两道寒光来

[00:19:53] 老头儿往亭子外头看了一看

[00:19:57] 仔细打量铁罗汉豆墩

[00:20:01] 又打量打量上官元婴

[00:20:04] 老头儿两腿一伸

[00:20:06] 从石桌上跳下来了

[00:20:09] 个不高

[00:20:11] 比豆墩能矮着半头

[00:20:15] 这倍儿精神

[00:20:17] 就见这老头儿面色晚霞

[00:20:20] 白胡白眉毛

[00:20:23] 穿仗打扮是干净利落

[00:20:28] 看不出是60 多

[00:20:30] 是七十来岁

[00:20:32] 腰板儿倍儿直

[00:20:35] 来到亭子外头

[00:20:36] 看了看窦顿

[00:20:39] 阁下就是窦大侠独霸山东铁罗汉喽

[00:20:46] 不敢

[00:20:46] 不敢

[00:20:48] 老人家

[00:20:49] 我现在不是独霸山东铁罗汉

[00:20:53] 您今后不要这么称呼

[00:20:59] 还挺客气

[00:21:01] 好啊

[00:21:03] 自检见着了

[00:21:04] 见着了不计我能来吗

[00:21:07] 那位肯定是上官元婴

[00:21:11] 上官老侠

[00:21:13] 可喽

[00:21:14] 著名的海外野叟啊

[00:21:17] 不敢不敢

[00:21:19] 您甭客气

[00:21:21] 正是上官元婴哦

[00:21:23] 二位啊

[00:21:25] 既然来了

[00:21:26] 别站着准备

[00:21:31] 你俩徒弟

[00:21:33] 把厚厚的垫子从那石桌上拿下来了

[00:21:37] 其实不是一个地儿

[00:21:40] 好几个分散开铺到地上

[00:21:44] 就见老头儿用手一指

[00:21:46] 二位请坐吧

[00:21:48] 这条件所限

[00:21:50] 没有办法委屈二位了

[00:21:53] 窦尔敦上官元婴就坐到地上了

[00:21:57] 老头儿坐在他们对面

[00:21:59] 那俩刺客背着手站在这老头儿身后

[00:22:04] 这老头儿手捻须髯

[00:22:06] 笑呵呵的说

[00:22:09] 窦大侠

[00:22:10] 实实在在是对不起你呀

[00:22:14] 怎么这么说话呢

[00:22:17] 这俩不争气的东西

[00:22:20] 这是我徒弟

[00:22:22] 这次我一高兴啊

[00:22:24] 带他们上北京来玩儿来了

[00:22:27] 乡巴佬

[00:22:28] 进城啊

[00:22:30] 没见过什么世面

[00:22:32] 你们俩老老实实玩去得了

[00:22:35] 白天逛逛不够

[00:22:38] 晚上还想出去溜达溜达

[00:22:41] 听说正赶上窦大侠燕儿新婚

[00:22:46] 他们俩打算开开眼

[00:22:48] 另外呢

[00:22:49] 不知道是您也就罢了

[00:22:51] 听说你是了不起的独霸山东铁罗汉

[00:22:55] 他俩一高兴

[00:22:57] 想试试你的武功如何

[00:23:00] 结果捅了篓子了

[00:23:03] 幸好窦大侠不计前嫌

[00:23:06] 把他们放了

[00:23:07] 老朽是万分感谢