《水浒全传152集》歌词

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[00:00:01] 上一回

[00:00:03] 正说到时迁偷鸡

[00:00:07] 这伙儿可压不住

[00:00:09] 翻回身

[00:00:11] 到了前屋

[00:00:13] 还往桌上一瞅哈

[00:00:14] 都变成鸡骨头了

[00:00:16] 这三位满嘴都是油圈

[00:00:18] 在那蹦蹦还皮牙呢

[00:00:20] 那回去能干嘛

[00:00:22] 哎

[00:00:24] 我说你们太缺德了点

[00:00:27] 你们谁动的手把我们店里养着报晓的公鸡给吃了

[00:00:34] 嗯

[00:00:35] 那只鸡

[00:00:36] 我们养了好几年了

[00:00:39] 全靠他抱小的

[00:00:41] 抱小就是告诉时间呢

[00:00:44] 早上起来打鸣啊

[00:00:47] 问

[00:00:48] 你们跟谁商量就给吃了

[00:00:52] 杨雄

[00:00:53] 石秀觉着理亏

[00:00:55] 没言语

[00:00:56] 石阡则不然

[00:00:59] 把小嘴吧嗒吧嗒

[00:01:01] 哎哎

[00:01:02] 我说我家

[00:01:03] 你别吵吵

[00:01:06] 内机是我收拾的

[00:01:09] 三位好汉

[00:01:10] 爷爷解馋

[00:01:11] 现在入了肚了

[00:01:13] 名人没做暗示啊

[00:01:15] 鸡毛鸡下水零碎

[00:01:17] 这不都在这摆着呢

[00:01:19] 哎

[00:01:20] 怎么办

[00:01:23] 你这不卖肉我们才走了这条道

[00:01:26] 这也是迫不得已啊

[00:01:28] 咱们银子上找齐你开个价吧

[00:01:32] 给你钱不就得了

[00:01:33] 给钱我也不卖

[00:01:35] 你们他妈缺德

[00:01:38] 有先斩后奏的

[00:01:40] 我就要我那只鸡

[00:01:42] 你赔

[00:01:44] 哎呀

[00:01:46] 等我们到前面庄村看有卖公鸡的

[00:01:51] 按你内机那么大个儿给你买一只来

[00:01:54] 你看怎么样

[00:01:55] 你胡说

[00:01:56] 你们走了就回不来了

[00:01:58] 我就要我那只鸡

[00:02:01] 我说你这人笨

[00:02:03] 觉得**还登上劲了啊

[00:02:06] 你那只眼看都要变粪了

[00:02:09] 我们上哪给你淘货去你这不管姑子要孩子吗

[00:02:14] 好他妈小子

[00:02:15] 我瞅你贼眉鼠眼的就不是好东西

[00:02:18] 我可告诉你

[00:02:20] 你打听打听这是住家电

[00:02:24] 祝家庄开的嗯

[00:02:27] 你小子未曾做这个事儿

[00:02:28] 你掂量掂量

[00:02:30] 你这叫太岁头上动土

[00:02:32] 火神庙点灯

[00:02:34] 关老爷门前耍大刀

[00:02:37] 圣人的门前卖字画

[00:02:39] 你是作死

[00:02:42] 17 儿也挺乐了

[00:02:43] 乐什么什么还还我这套词儿说的挺溜啊

[00:02:49] 吓唬他

[00:02:50] 胆小的爷爷大江大浪度过

[00:02:53] 多少小小的他妈祝家庄算个屁

[00:02:58] A

[00:02:59] 好你敢骂人

[00:03:02] 伙计说的

[00:03:03] 这伸手就打是情

[00:03:07] 那这时钱可够狠的

[00:03:09] 你看他嬉皮笑脸的

[00:03:10] 他一伸手

[00:03:12] 把惩击呢

[00:03:13] 大磁盘抄起来

[00:03:16] 呢伙计正好往前一探身17

[00:03:19] 而把这个磁盘举起来

[00:03:21] 对准她脑门砸

[00:03:26] 把磁盘打得碎了

[00:03:28] 八瓣儿在看着伙计脑门子开花

[00:03:31] 雪花就躺下来了

[00:03:33] 哎呀

[00:03:35] 你打死我啦

[00:03:36] 好小子

[00:03:38] 你们打了人了

[00:03:39] 你们可等着我去找人家打死人啦

[00:03:44] 打死人

[00:03:47] 这火就跑了

[00:03:50] 杨雄、石秀埋怨时迁

[00:03:54] 我说你这家嬉皮笑脸的手可挺黑呀

[00:03:58] 本来咱就没理你

[00:04:00] 把人打成这样

[00:04:02] 岂能善罢甘休

[00:04:03] 嘿嘿

[00:04:05] 我说咱也甭坐着等挨累

[00:04:10] 趁此机会赶紧逃之夭夭

[00:04:14] 这只鸡变比儿

[00:04:16] 咱们跑起来是不是也轻松

[00:04:18] 哎呀

[00:04:19] 你就会耍贫嘴快走

[00:04:22] 刚一出门时

[00:04:24] 钱多缺德

[00:04:25] 一看那火还挺棒

[00:04:27] 嘿嘿

[00:04:28] 趁这机会一把火把

[00:04:31] 他这酒馆点着了吧

[00:04:35] J 主啊

[00:04:37] 是喽子就捅啊

[00:04:40] 等到放了把火

[00:04:43] 把人家饭馆给点着了

[00:04:46] 刹那之间

[00:04:48] 这顶棚就着起来

[00:04:52] 火借风势

[00:04:54] 风助火威啊

[00:05:03] 杨雄

[00:05:04] 石秀也不好埋怨他快走

[00:05:10] 可是

[00:05:11] 想要离开这个地方

[00:05:13] 是比登天

[00:05:15] 一直转到天黑了

[00:05:18] 还就地转

[00:05:20] 默默

[00:05:22] 原来进那条那条官道找不着了

[00:05:27] 哎哟

[00:05:27] 把三位英雄给急的

[00:05:31] 心说莫非这地方有八卦阵

[00:05:35] 怎么找不着了呢

[00:05:38] 正在这时

[00:05:39] 就听见四面八方喊杀连天

[00:05:45] 别让放火的人跑了

[00:05:48] 肯定是梁山飞扣抓住他们唐亮亮亮亮

[00:05:53] 亮亮

[00:05:53] 亮亮

[00:05:54] 亮亮

[00:05:54] 亮亮

[00:05:55] 亮亮呼噜

[00:05:59] 东西南北四面八方窜罗

[00:06:05] 就想成了一气

[00:06:07] 活码调度

[00:06:09] 也不知来了多少人

[00:06:13] 仨人一看

[00:06:14] 被包围了

[00:06:15] 说什么也出不去了

[00:06:18] 到了现在就得豁出一头去了

[00:06:23] 每个人闪掉外衣

[00:06:27] 抖成麻花形

[00:06:28] 斜背在肩上

[00:06:30] 胸前打好麻花、虎铁扣

[00:06:33] 各朝兵器在手

[00:06:38] 杨雄一把鬼头刀石秀一把扑刀实枪

[00:06:43] 一把小刀

[00:06:46] 三个人奔正东就下来了

[00:06:49] 迎面正好遇上祝家庄的人

[00:06:53] 火气爆了

[00:06:54] 谢了

[00:06:56] 抱歉

[00:06:57] 还不说

[00:06:58] 祝机电一着

[00:07:00] 那祝家庄的人眼睛还不红

[00:07:05] 就敢肯定他们是梁山来的人

[00:07:10] 为什么仨人出不去

[00:07:13] 地理不熟

[00:07:16] 今天钻进口袋就休想出去

[00:07:21] 哎呀

[00:07:23] 迎面遇上祝家庄的人

[00:07:25] 三个人一看杀吧

[00:07:28] 石秀在前面开道

[00:07:31] 杨雄断后

[00:07:33] 把时迁儿夹在当中

[00:07:35] 这时前儿光能扎呼

[00:07:38] 真动真格地拼命

[00:07:41] 他不行

[00:07:42] 他练这个功夫是梁璐

[00:07:45] 再看石秀这口葡萄鸾的奇葩的

[00:07:50] 哎哟噗噗噗

[00:07:56] 一转圈就砍翻了十六七个

[00:08:01] 死没死

[00:08:03] 受伤就受伤

[00:08:04] 杨雄在后面没闲着

[00:08:06] 这把鬼头刀也砍倒十来个

[00:08:11] 石阡呢

[00:08:12] 在旁边捡漏

[00:08:14] 丑

[00:08:15] 哪个受伤没死过去

[00:08:17] 他给补一刀

[00:08:18] 好小子哪里走呢

[00:08:21] 他去这一脚

[00:08:25] 正往前走着

[00:08:28] 没想到旁边树林之中

[00:08:32] 伸出十几把挠钩了

[00:08:36] 那大杆子都两丈多长

[00:08:39] 前头个尖儿代沟的

[00:08:43] 就在三个人身上乱勾啊

[00:08:46] 特别这两条腿上

[00:08:48] 勾上你就好不了

[00:08:52] 可食秀杨雄有能耐

[00:08:55] 一边打着一边用掌中的武器拨打挠钩皮

[00:09:01] 哒哒连蹦带跳

[00:09:04] 那个楼上十千那么灵巧

[00:09:08] 一个没注意腿肚子让你勾上了

[00:09:12] 咔

[00:09:13] 擦了一下

[00:09:14] 连皮带肉

[00:09:16] 可够疼的

[00:09:17] 石桥就叫李三来

[00:09:21] 啊

[00:09:21] 疏通让人家拽翻在地

[00:09:24] 像拖死狗一样拖进树林儿

[00:09:28] 把时迁生擒活拿

[00:09:33] 石秀、杨雄翻回身来

[00:09:36] 病例抢救时气儿

[00:09:39] Na na 强就得了

[00:09:41] 连树上树下几十把勾子探出来打他们俩

[00:09:48] 俩人一看实在不行

[00:09:51] 是

[00:09:51] 到现在也顾不了时迁了

[00:09:54] 跑吧

[00:09:57] 仗着有能耐杀开一条血路

[00:10:01] 瞎猫碰死耗子

[00:10:04] 也不知怎么碰的

[00:10:07] 离开了出事地点

[00:10:10] 到天也亮了

[00:10:12] 俩人也没劲儿了

[00:10:14] 啊啊啊

[00:10:19] 累死了

[00:10:19] 累死

[00:10:21] 哎

[00:10:22] 医生后面喊杀声逐渐没了

[00:10:26] 不用问啦

[00:10:28] 把时间压到祝家庄去了

[00:10:31] 是九死一生

[00:10:35] 你说不就他良心上过意不去

[00:10:38] 就没那个能耐

[00:10:41] 哥俩想怎么办吧

[00:10:43] 咱先找个地方歇歇

[00:10:46] 打听打听想办法在旧时

[00:10:50] 钱也不迟

[00:10:52] 一看前面有道和差

[00:10:55] 也不管那水脏不脏吧

[00:10:57] 俩人趴在地上咕嘟咕嘟灌了一肚子

[00:11:01] 然后把脸和洗都洗了洗

[00:11:05] 也没有换身的衣服

[00:11:07] 就这么地吧

[00:11:09] 把家把式儿收拾起来

[00:11:11] 顺着河汊子他们奔北走

[00:11:16] 走出能有二十来里地嚼着离开

[00:11:20] 危险毙了行了

[00:11:23] 哎

[00:11:23] 看到赏五啦

[00:11:26] 还得吃东西

[00:11:28] 人是铁

[00:11:29] 饭是钢啊

[00:11:30] 折腾了一晚上

[00:11:32] 吃那点完早走了没了

[00:11:35] 还得找个地方

[00:11:38] 往前又走了二三里地

[00:11:40] 果然

[00:11:41] 有一家饭馆也靠着道边儿高挑着酒旗

[00:11:48] 哥俩一看就这

[00:11:51] 卖不进来

[00:11:52] 嘿嘿

[00:11:55] 这酒馆儿跟那住家电

[00:11:57] 酒馆儿相差无几

[00:12:01] 三间门脸儿

[00:12:02] 后边带方方正正

[00:12:03] 一个大院儿院儿里头平平展展也摆着刀枪架子

[00:12:09] 俩人儿啊

[00:12:10] 甭研究

[00:12:12] 一看就明白了

[00:12:14] 这肯定也属于祝家庄的势力范围

[00:12:20] 还没跑出危险区

[00:12:24] 实在走不动了

[00:12:26] 管他如之何呢

[00:12:27] 填饱了肚子再说

[00:12:30] 俩人到里边把假把事放下来来

[00:12:33] 来

[00:12:36] 这屋有个伙计上一眼下一眼打量打量他们俩

[00:12:42] 这主儿就得画魂稍微迟愣了一下

[00:12:46] 杨雄捅了一下石秀

[00:12:48] 看见没

[00:12:49] 要来劲儿注意啊

[00:12:53] 然后这伙计才了

[00:12:54] 哎呀

[00:12:55] 二位

[00:12:56] 喝酒吃饭啊

[00:12:59] 有什么现成儿的

[00:13:00] 尽管往上端

[00:13:01] 我们多给银子啊

[00:13:03] 好嘞

[00:13:06] 这火前切了两盘肉摆在这儿了

[00:13:10] 酒杯都摆好了

[00:13:12] 又拿了几个大馒头往这儿一放

[00:13:16] 转身奔后屋去了

[00:13:19] 杨雄渴没吃

[00:13:21] 兄弟留神呢

[00:13:23] 我看那火气

[00:13:25] 那眼神有点不对劲

[00:13:27] 不是看出咱俩来了

[00:13:30] 到里边送信儿去了

[00:13:32] 先别吃啊

[00:13:33] 注意把家伙准备到手底下

[00:13:36] 哎

[00:13:36] 我也看出来了

[00:13:38] 正这时候

[00:13:39] 伙计从后院出来了

[00:13:42] 领出一个人来

[00:13:45] 这人个头并不高

[00:13:47] 比杨雄

[00:13:48] 石秀都矮着一头

[00:13:50] 长得是像短不粗

[00:13:55] 哎呀

[00:13:55] 这脸可太难看了

[00:13:58] 是一张阴阳脸

[00:14:01] 靠

[00:14:02] 左边吧

[00:14:03] 脸蛋长得还挺光溜

[00:14:06] 浓眉大眼睛

[00:14:08] 但是靠右边这半拉脸没法看咖喱

[00:14:12] 嘎嘎

[00:14:14] 也不知道是金钱而选

[00:14:17] 那也不是满脸世界

[00:14:20] 那眼皮都几乎九成

[00:14:23] 好像活鬼一般

[00:14:27] 头上戴着状貌

[00:14:29] 穿青挂皂

[00:14:30] 带着英雄场

[00:14:32] 手里拿把大扇子

[00:14:35] 看得出是本地的负责人

[00:14:40] 等这个主而到了前屋

[00:14:42] 打量石秀和杨雄

[00:14:46] 杨雄

[00:14:47] 瞅着

[00:14:48] 他眼熟也是一愣

[00:14:51] 这个人也愣住了

[00:14:54] 赶紧把扇子一盒放到桌上

[00:14:57] 来到杨雄进钱

[00:15:00] 你还认得我吗

[00:15:01] 嗯

[00:15:03] 见过面

[00:15:05] 在哪儿

[00:15:06] 见着我记不清了

[00:15:07] 哎呀嗯啊

[00:15:11] 您真是贵人多忘事

[00:15:14] 连我都忘了

[00:15:16] 五年前要没有您保住我这条命

[00:15:20] 我哪有今天的恩公请上受我一拜

[00:15:26] 说着话趴地上给杨雄科斗羊熊这事儿才想起来

[00:15:31] 哎呀

[00:15:32] 起起起

[00:15:34] 如果我没认错的话

[00:15:38] 你是不是姓杜叫杜星人送绰号鬼脸子杜兴

[00:15:45] 是啊

[00:15:46] 您瞅我这张脸这不鬼脸子吗

[00:15:49] 嘿

[00:15:51] 没想到在这能遇上你

[00:15:54] 嗯啊

[00:15:55] 我也没想到啊

[00:15:57] 你不在冀州

[00:15:59] 怎么到了这儿了呢

[00:16:01] 这个是啊

[00:16:02] 这是我磕头的

[00:16:04] 把兄弟姓石叫石秀人送绰号拼命三郎

[00:16:10] 哈哈

[00:16:11] 既然是这样

[00:16:12] 咱没没有外人了

[00:16:13] 华夏

[00:16:15] 准备酒肉款待我的N 公款

[00:16:18] 带着二位

[00:16:21] 实修就问大哥

[00:16:24] 您跟这位任的爱人

[00:16:27] 别提了

[00:16:29] 闹了半天

[00:16:30] 杨雄啊

[00:16:31] 那个海椒

[00:16:33] 做了不少的好事儿

[00:16:36] 十千

[00:16:37] 也管他叫恩公J 鬼脸子杜兴也管他叫恩公

[00:16:42] 其实还有不少人呢

[00:16:45] 就是人家杨雄也会办事儿

[00:16:48] 在衙门里头管监狱管报道

[00:16:54] 那个监狱里头什么人没有啊

[00:16:57] 想当初鬼脸子杜兴摊了人命

[00:17:01] 被押进大楼

[00:17:04] 正好儿

[00:17:05] 杨雄当值

[00:17:09] 杨雄还受理这个案子

[00:17:11] 啪啪啪

[00:17:11] 一看这人出身哪都挺好

[00:17:14] 误伤人命

[00:17:17] 又发现这杜兴好功夫

[00:17:21] 所以呢

[00:17:22] 挺怜悯的

[00:17:24] 经过上下运动

[00:17:26] 自己掏腰包打脸

[00:17:29] 把杜兴的死罪变成了活

[00:17:32] 最后来又提前释放

[00:17:34] 就他不死

[00:17:37] 人心都是肉长的

[00:17:39] 鬼脸子杜兴能、王乐、杨雄帝救命之恩吗

[00:17:44] 当然不能忘

[00:17:46] 事隔多年

[00:17:48] 今天遇上N 公杜兴啊

[00:17:51] 感激的不得了啊

[00:17:53] 拉住杨雄恩公

[00:17:56] 您这次来是为官府的事儿抓差办案吗

[00:18:01] 哎

[00:18:04] 杜兴啊

[00:18:05] 甭问了

[00:18:07] 我现在摊了人命官司啦

[00:18:10] 我逃门在外呀

[00:18:12] 我不敢回去了

[00:18:14] 官府内晚饭我算吃到头了哦

[00:18:19] 你也摊了人命了

[00:18:20] 可不是吗

[00:18:21] 两条人命是这么这么这么这么回事儿

[00:18:26] 杜兴一听呢

[00:18:27] 还挺替杨雄难过

[00:18:31] 那么N 公

[00:18:33] 你下一步打算怎么办

[00:18:35] 躲避官府的通缉

[00:18:39] 兄弟啊

[00:18:40] 实不相瞒呢

[00:18:41] 我现在走投无路了

[00:18:43] 我们哥儿俩准备投奔梁山师

[00:18:50] 杜兴文坪吓了一跳

[00:18:51] 回头瞅着

[00:18:52] 伙计没在跟前

[00:18:55] 这话谁也没听见

[00:18:58] 杜兴这才把心放下

[00:19:01] 压低了声音

[00:19:03] 跟杨雄说

[00:19:06] 看过吗

[00:19:08] 在这你可别提梁山二字

[00:19:13] 这属于祝家庄的势力范围

[00:19:17] 祝家庄的祝朝奉恨透了梁山

[00:19:23] 只要沾上边

[00:19:25] 扭送到官府就处以极刑啊

[00:19:30] 这话只能跟我说

[00:19:32] 可不能对第二个人讲

[00:19:35] 哦

[00:19:35] 好吧

[00:19:37] 那么杜兴你现在干什么呢

[00:19:39] 这几年

[00:19:40] 你混得怎么样

[00:19:41] 单攻

[00:19:43] 我混的不错呀

[00:19:45] 自从我离开冀州之后

[00:19:48] 我在外边混了能有一年半吧

[00:19:51] 而后经朋友介绍投靠到李家庄

[00:19:56] 李家庄就离这不远

[00:19:59] 李家庄有位庄主高意思

[00:20:02] 此人江湖人称普天雕

[00:20:06] 叫李英啊

[00:20:08] 李大官人

[00:20:09] 想当年做过无碳化

[00:20:13] 胯下马掌中枪所向无敌、贝贝五把飞刀是百发百中

[00:20:22] 我到了他府上

[00:20:24] 福田雕

[00:20:25] 李应一看我有功夫

[00:20:28] 人缘也不错

[00:20:30] 破格提拔

[00:20:32] 现在我在李家庄当了主管

[00:20:37] 人家户大人多花多钱

[00:20:40] 我说了算

[00:20:41] 李大官人从来不计较

[00:20:44] 有什么事情都跟我商量

[00:20:48] 我现在也成家立业了

[00:20:50] 混的正经不错

[00:20:53] 每当想起这些事儿来

[00:20:54] 我就忘不了N 公民呢

[00:20:57] 没您去解救我

[00:20:58] 哪有今天好好别说了

[00:21:02] 只要你混得好就行了

[00:21:06] 二味啊

[00:21:07] 要那么的缺路费

[00:21:10] 缺路费我给拿

[00:21:12] 你们赶紧去梁山吧

[00:21:14] 离这儿100多的

[00:21:16] 如果不认得到

[00:21:18] 我给画张草图

[00:21:20] 行行行

[00:21:22] 不过我们去不了

[00:21:24] 为什么

[00:21:26] 还一共我们来仨人呢

[00:21:29] 其中有个兄弟叫鼓上蚤时迁

[00:21:33] 时迁在祝家店偷了只鸡跟火气发生口角

[00:21:38] 以至动武把伙计给打了

[00:21:41] 后来伙计报信儿去了我的兄弟一怒之间

[00:21:45] 火烧祝家店一下捅了马蜂窝了

[00:21:49] 昨天晚上被祝家庄的人把他拿去了

[00:21:53] 到现在生死

[00:21:54] 不知我们怎么能扔下他到梁山去呢

[00:21:59] 要去我们仨一块儿去

[00:22:02] 啊

[00:22:03] 是啊

[00:22:05] 昨天晚上打了一宿仗

[00:22:08] 就是你们三位啊克

[00:22:12] 我们李家庄也接着通知了

[00:22:16] 老庄主祝朝奉命我家庄主普天雕做好准备说梁山的贼寇进犯山庄

[00:22:29] 闹了半天是你们

[00:22:31] 哎呦

[00:22:31] 这这可够麻烦的

[00:22:35] 呢辣的筑巢凤手里的这人够呛啊

[00:22:40] 扭送到官府马上就得处以极刑啊

[00:22:44] 砍倒的是便宜的

[00:22:46] 好好地给大卸八块

[00:22:50] 那怎么办呢

[00:22:51] 赌性

[00:22:53] 能不能帮我个忙

[00:22:56] 哎呀

[00:22:57] 我想想啊

[00:22:59] 但是

[00:23:01] 有主意了

[00:23:02] 我必须如此这般这般如此